Shooting a nude scene is always hard for an actor. It can be very stressful, especially if you only have one shot get it right. Things can get awkward pretty easily and if something goes wrong it’s there forever, for everyone to see. And replay. So let’s remember the hottest misfortunes of male actors during nude scenes, these moments of unwanted exposure!
10. Ed Harris
Where: Swing Shift
What Happened: Ed harris exposed his dick and balls accidentally
This is one of the most iconic nude accidents to ever happen. Ed Harris, still young and sexy, comes out of the shower shirtless wearing just a towel. The “just” part becomes more apparent when he sits down with his legs widely open giving us a quick look of his redish long dick flopping! If it wasn’t for this cute accident we would have never seen Mr. Harris since it’s his only nude scene.
9. Ashton Kutcher
Where: The Butterfly Effect
What Happened: Ashton’s dick accidentally slips through his boxers
In this thriller, Kutcher’s character continuously shifts through different parallel universes. In this alternate reality, he wakes up in his college dorm, at bed with his girlfriend. Being in shock he falls down, and as he crawls away his small dick flies out of his briefs! Ashton looks down right at the moment it happens, as if he felt it and immediately covers up. Unfortunately for him, no one in the editing room noticed.
8. Lukasz Simlat
Where: Kochankowie z Marony
What happened: Dick shrunken from the cold, looking tiny
This is one of my favorite scenes. It must have been very embarrassing for Lukasz to shoot as he had to strip completely naked in front of his co-actress and dive into the cold water. We then see him drag a boat to the shore with his dick having shrunk into a tiny little peenie. I just love how it pops up and down, so small as it is, while he is stumbling in his way out of the water. In his next movies Lukasz did several nude scenes explicitly showing his erect cock, making up for his reputation. In Szatan kazal tanczyc, you can even see his butthole!
7. Pierre Besson
Where: Afrika mon amour
What happened: Naked under robe, accidentally exposed in non-nudity scene
It’s obvious that there was not supposed to be any nudity in this scene. But Pierre, as he tries to get up from the infirmary bed, spread his legs open showing us he’s completely naked under his robe. We quickly see his squished testicles and his soft little cock buried behind them. This must have been very humiliating for Pierre. Searching for “Pierre Besson naked” in Google currently shows nothing.
6. Daniel Letterle
Where: The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green
What happened: Unplanned penis flash, actor accidentally stripped
Daniel is such a hottie so this accidental exposure is pure gold. During a sex scene, Daniel’s boyfriend removes his t-shirt and boxers and pushes his legs up to bone him. According to the director, Daniel was wearing some flesh colored briefs under his boxers. But his co-actor accidentally grabbed both, leaving him fully exposed! You can see his soft dick and balls flop between his open legs while his co-actor is rubbing on it. Being a true professional, Daniel just went with it and didn’t interrupted the shooting. Must have been awkward though, being left completely exposed unexpectedly, with his legs lifted, and his co-actor and crew getting an eyeful of his open hole.
5. Robert Webb
What happened: Filmmakers lied about amount of nudity
Confetti was a low-budget mockumentary film starring Robert Webb and Olivia Colman as a naturist couple. Their roles required them to spend the whole movie completely naked. However, the actors were led to believe by the producers that their privates would be pixelated in the final edit. I can’t imagine their shock and embarrassment, when at the premiere, they found themselves fully exposed on screen for the whole runtime! They even started legal proceedings against the film-makers but decided it was better to just pretend it had never happened. “I’m very embarrassed to say my grandfather’s watched Confetti several times because it’s been going round on a loop.” Rob said, “It’s the only time I’ve ever been to see a film slightly in disguise – a hat and sunglasses. You don’t want to be recognised going to watch yourself naked in a film.” So if you need 2 hours of Robert’s dick go watch Confetti.
4. Bruce Willis
Where: Color of Night
What happened: Bruce Willis’ testicles accidentally slip under the towel
Bruce has never shied away from nudity, but this moment is so awkward. He is sitting by the pool wearing only a towel and his balls accidentally drop out when he gets up. Very anti-climatic, considering it’s an emotional scene. What’s amazing is that nobody knew about this -even the director himself- until the VHS version came out in 4:3 format. The movie was shot in a widescreen format, so it was impossible to see what was down there. What a nice surprise!
3. Lambert Wilson
Where: Telle mere telle fille
What happened: Dick accidentally exposed through cloth hole
In this scene, Lambert after stripping completely naked for Juliette Binoche, his wife returns home unexpectedly. We see him franticly run across the house, struggling to cover his dick and balls with his hands. He quickly grabs something to wear, it’s some kind of robe, and when he puts it on his little flaccid cock can be seen through the hole of the cloth! This is the only clear frontal by Lambert.
2. Hynek Čermák
Where: Svata Ctverice aka 4some
What happened: Micropenis accidentally visible
Hynek tries really hard to avoid showing what’s down there in a film that is about, well, a foursome. There’s no clear frontal from him as it is always blocked from view. However in a shower scene, for a split second, you can see his tiny penis on the lower part of the screen. You can see Hynek looking right at the camera, which immediately moves higher to hide it.
At the end of the film, credits are rolling and we can see the whole cast walking naked at the beach. It’s the only scene where you can see Hynek completely naked but it’s a very distant shot. However, a few seconds before the film ends, we get a closer shot at them. Hynek, is lying naked and nothing is visible but when he tries to get up, his micropenis pops up between his legs!
Hope Hynek will do a proper frontal nude scene someday and clearly show his cute little mushroom.
1. Marco Bocci
Where: La Bella Societa
What happened: Penis extremely small and shrunken
I left the best at the end. Everything went wrong for the handsome Italian actor in this nude scene. Marco yanks a sheet to cover up his parts but he spreads his legs open accidentally exposing everything. On top of that, he seems to suffer from an unfortunate shrinkage. What we see down there is just a tiny, hairy piece of wrinkly foreskin glued on his tiny, firm testicles. It’s clear, he was in no condition to be filmed completely naked. So embarrassing…
This is probably the most unfortunate moment in Marco Bocci’s career, that will definitely haunt him forever.
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4 thoughts on “10 Unfortunate Moments of Male Nudity”
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Great selection! I especially enjoy what a little dick Ashton Kutcher has – it makes him way more hot that he has a small penis!
Great selection – I love how small Ashton Kutcher’s dick is – I find him way more attractive now that I know he has a little cock!