Alessandro Cattelan is probably the most handsome Eurovision presenter so far. The Italian host was looking gorgeous throughout the whole show, dressed in glamorous shiny suits and all-black outfits. But one of them stood out a bit more…
During a bit explaining to viewers how to vote through the app, Alessandro’s floating head appeared in a green-screened internet-meme style space backdrop.
When the bit ends, the backdrop disappears, the camera frame opens and what we see catches us completely off guard! The sexy presenter in an overall green screen suit so tight, that left nothing to our imagination!
I still can’t believe this actually happened, you can see everything through that suit! Alessandro seems totally okay with exposing his little package to the whole Europe! Viewers were shocked at the view of his visible penis bulge, making it viral on twitter with most of them loving the moment:
Some of them even played with the green-screen outfit turning Alessandro’s sexy moment into a meme.
But maybe it would be way better to add some more of Alessandro Cattelan there:
Love how small his uncut peen is! His little balls look delicious. It seems he has arranged his cock looking upwards to give his bulge some extra inches.
This is the first time in Eurovision history, a host is showing so much. Maybe it should become a tradition for the next shows to come! The community sure loved it every bit of Alessandro’s yummy peen…
It’s not the first time Alessandro shows his small bulge though. Here’s a steamy backstage moment from his hotel room were he only wears a pair of boxer briefs! His bulge looks so prominently pointy!!
He has also appeared fully naked in show “Le Iene” years ago.
She’s grabbing his little package in front of everyone!
Kai Schumann is once again in an embarrassing naked situation, as he is known for scenes like these. It’s the first time the full monty is shown, begging the question though, is it actually him? Whoever has seen him naked in “Jana und der Buschpilot Streit der Staemme” remembers there was barely anything to see. And I’m curious, how does an actor who avoids frontal since the beginning of his career suddenly shows a big cock.
Digitally Altered Nudity is starting to become a trend to protect any actor who wants to avoid showing an embarrassingly small penis in a world where anything can be found online in seconds.
Analyzing the image though leaves the real thing fully exposed. It looks so tiny, it would be too awkward for Kai to do this lengthy nude scene including the close up shots.
At the beginning of the scene, we see Kai go skinny-dipping in a lake with his piggy. He takes everything off showing us his fine meaty ass.
He looks a bit out of shape comparing to his past nude scenes but he is still sexy. As he does his crouches there is nothing seen hanging between his legs, which means he is probably wearing a protective pouch.
After having a swim he gets out covered in all the dirt a lake can contain and we see a close up shot of a totally fake, photoshopped cock flopping between his legs.
Analyzing the frames, exposes a tiny, uncut willy that barely flops! So embarrassing…
He looks a lot sexier with his cute, small dicklet than the fake big one.
The water might have been too cold making it look baby-sized…
Kai is not alone though and he is suddenly getting attacked.
We get another frontal shot but this time there is a big editing fail. The digitally edited big cock is placed a bit too high, looking ridiculous and wrong. His real penis was blurred out.
Another editing fail that gives the editing away, is the piggy’s collar being accidentally erased!
It appears that Kai used a protective pouch between shots, which didn’t stay in its place as he was running, leaving his jumping peen fully exposed.
He finds a hideout in a trailer house but he soon discovered by a cop. He has no choice but to come out with his hands up. He forgets he is completely naked and immediately covers up his tiny cock!
He embarrassingly covers it up but it’s too late…
His little testicles flop! You can notice how his hands are not really grabbing anything…
The embarrassment only gets bigger as Kai appears in front a crowd completely naked and drops on the floor, unconscious.
The unbelievably cute Russian actor Dmitriy Krivosheev, actually did it! Dmitriy had to stay completely naked for a sauna scene in Igra na vyzhivanie. His frontal though was digitally removed by the editing room in the final cut due to his penis looking extremely small. Despite his extremely small size down there, the actor was so brave and went all out with it choosing not to cover anything up. Great job Dmitriy!
The scene starts with him bathing himself naked in a lake and we see a distant shot of his nice backside. Of course the scene cuts at the exact moment he turns around to avoid any frontal exposure. He walks on by Ilya Khvostikov, covering his manhood with his one hand and enters the sauna.
Dmitriy is sitting next to Mikhail Kremmer, who immediately gives us an amazing shot of his wet, dripping balls hanging between his legs.
Ilya Khvostikov comes in showing us his fully shaved, jiggling short cock. His testicles are glued tightly. Quite sexy!
We get a really good view of his full package when he sits down and see his balls getting squeezed as he adjust his seat.
Look at his balls getting squeezed! Yummy!
A few moments later, Mikhail and Dmitriy are alone in the sauna… The camera pans in front of Dmitriy but the area between his legs is digitally darkened, leaving nothing to be seen.
I love how he quickly checks down how they look the moment the camera shows his front…
Giving some clarity reveals everything! A micropenis is seen burried between a set of little balls! Dmitriy is holding his arms in a timid, bashful position, fully embarrassed. His friend Mikhail though looks perfectly confident being the bigger cock in this scene.
I love how small he is and it’s so sexy that he looks down at it….
A shaftless, uncut micro burried in his balls
Dmitriy starts feeling hopeless and Mikhail tries to make him feel better….
…by kissing him in the lips! Dmitriy turns his gay advances down and Mikhail storms out with his gun from the sauna having regretted what he did.
His tiny mushroom cock enters the frame, jiggling as he tries to wipe out the kiss from his mouth.
So small and jiggly!!
I still can’t believe Dmitriy did this scene totally naked! He is just amazing. Let’s hope they will stop censoring micropenis nudity in the future and let sexy men like him show the goods!
It’s very ironic that a homophobic scene from a Russian show would become one of the sexiest -and gayest!- nude scenes of the past two years. Russian tv showing a naked fight between two men, with their cocks crazily flop and dangle? Unbelievable. Mikhail Kremer and Vladimir Veryovochkin, in an amazingly choreographed scene, fight, wrestle and throw things at each other while completely naked. We get to enjoy great frontals from both, Mikhail’s cute jiggly little penis and Vladimir’s dangling sausage and big testicles! Let’s dive in…
Mikhail and Vladimir enter an old house and strip off their wet clothes. Mikhail (gay character) is a bit more eager to strip, so he pulls down his boxers first giving us a great view of his flaccid penis flop like crazy as he rubs himself!
His cock is quite small and fully flaccid! So jiggly!
I love how he grabs his peen and squeezes it and then flap his whole package up and down rubbing it. So fucking sexy…
Rubbing the hell out of it! Flop! Flop! Flop!
Vladimir strips off as well and lets a sizable cock fall out… Mikhail takes a quick peek and awkwardly reacts as soon as he sees the big stuff. He can’t contain himself for too much…
He starts to rub Vladimir’s body in an attempt to warm him but… he seems to focus on the butt area a bit too much!
Vladimir, as soon as he becomes aware of Mikhail’s gay advances his homophobic spider-sense kicks in and things instantly heat up. He thanks Mikhail with a strong punch in the face!
Mikhail answers with another punch and the flopping cockfight begins!
As Vladimir struggles to get up, we see an incredible view of his big hanging cock while his ball sack seems very tight and shrunken from the cold!
He returns the favor with a hitting Mikhail with a steel rod making his small penis flop.
To avoid… size comparisons during the whole scene, the director never shows the two actor’s fronts at the same time! Except for this moment where Mikhail cock is blurred and barely visible while Vladimir’s big uncut sausage distinctly swings in every direction!
Giving some clarity instantly shows why the director choose to shoot it this way…. Awkward…
Mikhail has had enough of his ass get beaten and responds with an impressive kick but he raises his leg so much that his butthole splits open!
Let’s see it more clearly!
I love how we see his balls fly and his scrotum bag going down his exposed open anus!
This scene keeps on giving, and we are instantly greeted with another insane angle of Vladimir’s jewels as he kicks the crates off him to get up. The fight has warmed him up and his cock looks meaty while his balls bigger and softer!
His testicles softly brush his thighs and his fat, uncut cock jiggles!
Mikhail is furiously walking towards his opponent, giving us a quick and cute jiggle of his smallie! I love how hairy he is down there!
Vladimir is once again thrown, on a bed this time, and as he tries to find his balance a blanket hits his cock and sends him flying in the most epic dick flop of the scene!
His cock helicopters up looking quite stiffer…
Vladimir kicks back, his whole package dangles. His ball look big and saggy.
In a similar way, Mikhail is half-thrown on the table and his cute smaller dicklet quickly swings with hiscut head clearly visible to the camera!
Look at his hairy mushroom cock flopping! So cute!
The fight gets more intimate as the two men come closer and a cold shower -which may help keeping any unwanted erections away ahem!- coincidently turns on. Vladimir gifts us another godly floppage of his meat stick right before both of them fall on the ground with their naked bodies locked together!
In an ultimate climax of an already insanely sexy scene full of incredible moments, the two naked men fall down with Vladimir’s dangling cock looking stiff and… semi-erected! Mikhail’s foot wraps around him only few inches away from touching it!!!
There are no words to describe how raw and sexy this moment is. His ball sackso tight but big and his pointy uncut dick swivel in the air, obviously not entirely soft!
The scene reaches it’s gay climax, Vladimir’s cock is awkwardly looking up. His whole body is sitting on Mikhail he probably feels his soft dicklet on his back… Could he be aroused?
The fight ends. Mikhail is left on the ground, his gorgeous wet body in a very open position. His cut cock has turned even smaller and shrunken. His balls are so clearly visible and hairy making you wanna grab and lick them.
His cute little mushroom dicklet looks insanely sexy!
So wet. So hairy. So sexy.
I don’t think anything can surpass the sexiness of this scene that currently sits at the top of my list. Mikhail Kremer is such a handsome man and a very smart actor, I love that he is not shy at all. Vladimir Veryovochkin has an impressive package and gave us some amazing moments here.
Polish hunk Piotr Stramowski, one of the hottest ripped hairy chests out there, is no stranger to nudity. In most of his films we get to see his worked out, beautiful hairy body. He has never showed his cock in any scene, apart from very brief accidental glimpses that hinted a very small package. In 2016, Piotr starred in Pitbull Nowe Porządki and in a scene where he gets up from bed completely naked to answer a call, we see his full crotch within the frame! When the movie released we were all pretty eager to see the bits down there. However we were soon very disappointed as Piotr’s penis was digitally removed in post-production. His whole crotch was a blacked out, nothing to be seen!
But once again, menembarrassed got you covered. We have the full thing below. Piotr leans back and you can see his peen in all its tiny, floppy glory!
It’s quite obvious that they digitally removed his cock to protect Piotr from the forthcoming humiliation. Plus, such a tiny dick would seem too ridiculous for a main protagonist whose character wants to come as tough.
Looks so soft and flaccid!
See the comparison below. His crotch is completely black, nothing is visible!
Gorgeous Butt! I wonder if he was wearing a sock during this scene. It would be so embarrassing to shoot a sex scene with a flaccid smallie, rubbing on his co-actress.
To be honest, Piotr doesn’t seem to be shy about his package down there. He seems to be fully nude on set. Most of his frontals seem to get the axe in post-production. Aren’t we all sick of this discrimination? Hope to see more smallies on film in the near future…
I have to say it was a big shocker seeing Maximilian going all the way – he seemed to be sworn against it – however I wasn’t all that surprised. Okay, we all knew he was not packing a monster down there. But I never imagined he would do a scene this explicit. He exposed well, actually everything! Let’s dive in:
In the first scene, Max is seen lying completely naked on the beach with his girlfriend. We don’t see much but when he turns sideways to kiss her, his semi-erected penis pops up as it stands upwards!
It’s really awkward to see his very thin, pointy dick peeking during a romantic scene.
It looks quite small and very sharp looking!
They suddenly realize they are not alone as a gang of “voyeurs” are spying on them from the hill. They quickly get up and Maximilian doesn’t lose the chance to show his perfect butt.
The second scene is where we see Maximilian Brueckner wide open. The gang from the previous scene has taken the couple as hostages and forces Max to have sex with his girlfriend in front of them.
Poor Max starts rubbing his cock trying to get it erect but it’s impossible while those sick bastards looking.
The sick guy loses his patience and grabs Maximilian. The next shot is amazing.
Max is thrown on the floor and we see an incredibly explicit shot of his flopping scrotum baggoing down his butthole as he open his legs! So hot… His tiny flaccid, cock is mostly hidden behind his balls but it’s briefly visible.
It’s so raw, I love it. I still can believe he did this.
The tip of his little peen is briefly peeking behind his balls!
You can see everything! His wrinkly testicle bag, his thin flaccid uncut peen. Even a bit of his butthole.
At the end, after they are left alone, Maximilian tries to crawl back to his girlfriend. He lifts his body exposing his shaggy ball sack and tiny cock!! Immediately, he lowers his body as if someone from the crew yelled at him and the camera quickly moves away.
His tiny ball sack brushes the floor and lifts up with his penis looking extremely small and soft. Seems like very embarrassing scene to shoot let alone to watch afterwards…
Look how soft his testicles look as they pickup from the floor!
As he finally gets up Max’s is once again fully exposed. I believe what he tried to do here was to cover his front with his upper body but the angle was wrong giving us the clearest full frontal of his dick and balls.
Look at the wrinkly tip of his soft little willy!
This was one of the most amazing, raw nude scenes ever. It’s a tiny bit embarrassing and humiliating for Maximilian, every bit of him is exposed. I don’t thing any future nude scene by Max can top this one, unless it’s a Lars von Trier film.
In Thierry Smits’s dance performance 11 men strip completely naked highlighting the diversity of their bodies and origins. The choreography demands them to bend their bodies in any pose imaginable, being completely naked and exposed, there are some shots that are more than explicit. We see many of their buttholes open widely as well as their cocks frantically flopping under the trance soundtrack of the performance.
Bruno Moaris is a kinda known male dancer and model. He happens to have a really small cock. He is always flaccid in his photos so I believe he likes showing his little willy.
The performance begins with the dancers covered in white sheets which they throw away. Bruno stands out among his co-dancer’s big sausages with his small cheeto.
The dancers start to spread on the stage, jerkily dancing to the electronic music.
Bruno is crawling on the floor with his little package fully exposed:
Later we see him in a weird “taking a dump” position, look how jiggly it is down there!
This is a funny moment, his co-dancer accidentally hits the tip of his penis while passing his foot over him. He then almost sits on it with his butt but Bruno takes it away the last minute! It’s so soft and small to go in there!
This is my favorite moment. All dancers create a moving chain, Bruno is lying on the floor, the camera gets close, and his feet spread wide open giving us an amazing view of his incredibly hairy cock and heart-shaped little ball sack going down his hole. So hot…
His cute tiny little cock is trembling… His open hairy butthole is fully exposed…
At some point, the dancers build this construction with their bodies. We see a lot of buttholes splitting open.
We get a closeup of his semi-erected cock while he climbs…
Bruno’s little willy flopping like crazy! Amazing!
This is so funny! His little cock, frantically wiggles to every direction! Bruno is the only one doing it with such passion. The dicks of his co-dancers look so heavy and big making Bruno look a bit ridiculous.
His thin cock and balls are dangling!
By the end of the performance, his cock has shrunk into a teeny tiny baby cock!
Shooting a nude scene is always hard for an actor. It can be very stressful, especially if you only have one shot get it right. Things can get awkward pretty easily and if something goes wrong it’s there forever, for everyone to see. And replay. So let’s remember the hottest misfortunes of male actors during nude scenes, these moments of unwanted exposure!
10. Ed Harris
Where: Swing Shift What Happened: Ed harris exposed his dick and balls accidentally This is one of the most iconic nude accidents to ever happen. Ed Harris, still young and sexy, comes out of the shower shirtless wearing just a towel. The “just” part becomes more apparent when he sits down with his legs widely open giving us a quick look of his redish long dick flopping! If it wasn’t for this cute accident we would have never seen Mr. Harris since it’s his only nude scene.
9. Ashton Kutcher
Where: The Butterfly Effect What Happened: Ashton’s dick accidentally slips through his boxers In this thriller, Kutcher’s character continuously shifts through different parallel universes. In this alternate reality, he wakes up in his college dorm, at bed with his girlfriend. Being in shock he falls down, and as he crawls away his small dick flies out of his briefs! Ashton looks down right at the moment it happens, as if he felt it and immediately covers up. Unfortunately for him, no one in the editing room noticed.
8. Lukasz Simlat
Where: Kochankowie z Marony What happened: Dick shrunken from the cold, looking tiny This is one of my favorite scenes. It must have been very embarrassing for Lukasz to shoot as he had to strip completely naked in front of his co-actress and dive into the cold water. We then see him drag a boat to the shore with his dick having shrunk into a tiny little peenie. I just love how it pops up and down, so small as it is, while he is stumbling in his way out of the water. In his next movies Lukasz did several nude scenes explicitly showing his erect cock, making up for his reputation. In Szatan kazal tanczyc, you can even see his butthole!
7. Pierre Besson
Where: Afrika mon amour What happened: Naked under robe, accidentally exposed in non-nudity scene It’s obvious that there was not supposed to be any nudity in this scene. But Pierre, as he tries to get up from the infirmary bed, spread his legs open showing us he’s completely naked under his robe. We quickly see his squished testicles and his soft little cock buried behind them. This must have been very humiliating for Pierre. Searching for “Pierre Besson naked” in Google currently shows nothing.
6. Daniel Letterle
Where: The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green What happened: Unplanned penis flash, actor accidentally stripped Daniel is such a hottie so this accidental exposure is pure gold. During a sex scene, Daniel’s boyfriend removes his t-shirt and boxers and pushes his legs up to bone him. According to the director, Daniel was wearing some flesh colored briefs under his boxers. But his co-actor accidentally grabbed both, leaving him fully exposed! You can see his soft dick and balls flop between his open legs while his co-actor is rubbing on it. Being a true professional, Daniel just went with it and didn’t interrupted the shooting. Must have been awkward though, being left completely exposed unexpectedly, with his legs lifted, and his co-actor and crew getting an eyeful of his open hole.
5. Robert Webb
Where: Confetti What happened: Filmmakers lied about amount of nudity Confetti was a low-budget mockumentary film starring Robert Webb and Olivia Colman as a naturist couple. Their roles required them to spend the whole movie completely naked. However, the actors were led to believe by the producers that their privates would be pixelated in the final edit. I can’t imagine their shock and embarrassment, when at the premiere, they found themselves fully exposed on screen for the whole runtime! They even started legal proceedings against the film-makers but decided it was better to just pretend it had never happened. “I’m very embarrassed to say my grandfather’s watched Confetti several times because it’s been going round on a loop.” Rob said, “It’s the only time I’ve ever been to see a film slightly in disguise – a hat and sunglasses. You don’t want to be recognised going to watch yourself naked in a film.” So if you need 2 hours of Robert’s dick go watch Confetti.
4. Bruce Willis
Where: Color of Night What happened: Bruce Willis’ testicles accidentally slip under the towel Bruce has never shied away from nudity, but this moment is so awkward. He is sitting by the pool wearing only a towel and his balls accidentally drop out when he gets up. Very anti-climatic, considering it’s an emotional scene. What’s amazing is that nobody knew about this -even the director himself- until the VHS version came out in 4:3 format. The movie was shot in a widescreen format, so it was impossible to see what was down there. What a nice surprise!
3. Lambert Wilson
Where: Telle mere telle fille What happened: Dick accidentally exposed through cloth hole In this scene, Lambert after stripping completely naked for Juliette Binoche, his wife returns home unexpectedly. We see him franticly run across the house, struggling to cover his dick and balls with his hands. He quickly grabs something to wear, it’s some kind of robe, and when he puts it on his little flaccid cock can be seen through the hole of the cloth! This is the only clear frontal by Lambert.
Where: Svata Ctverice aka 4some What happened: Micropenis accidentally visible Hynek tries really hard to avoid showing what’s down there in a film that is about, well, a foursome. There’s no clear frontal from him as it is always blocked from view. However in a shower scene, for a split second, you can see his tiny penis on the lower part of the screen. You can see Hynek looking right at the camera, which immediately moves higher to hide it.
At the end of the film, credits are rolling and we can see the whole cast walking naked at the beach. It’s the only scene where you can see Hynek completely naked but it’s a very distant shot. However, a few seconds before the film ends, we get a closer shot at them. Hynek, is lying naked and nothing is visible but when he tries to get up, his micropenis pops up between his legs!
Hope Hynek will do a proper frontal nude scene someday and clearly show his cute little mushroom.
1. Marco Bocci
Where: La Bella Societa What happened: Penis extremely small and shrunken I left the best at the end. Everything went wrong for the handsome Italian actor in this nude scene. Marco yanks a sheet to cover up his parts but he spreads his legs open accidentallyexposing everything. On top of that, he seems to suffer from an unfortunate shrinkage. What we see down there is just a tiny, hairy piece of wrinkly foreskinglued on his tiny, firm testicles. It’s clear, he was in no condition to be filmed completely naked. So embarrassing…
This is probably the most unfortunate moment in Marco Bocci’s career, that will definitely haunt him forever.
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This one is so cute! This chubby guy prepares to jump naked from a boat. He tries to cover his stuff before dropping his pants, but they kind of slip down unexpectedly, exposing his buied micropenis to everyone!!! His face turns red immediately, as he struggles to hide it in his palm. So embarrassing!
I love how he awkwardly smiles, looking quite shocked that his friends saw his teensy peen and recorded it on video.
It’s just a little hole buried under his tight, cute little ball sack!
They guys strip naked in front of the girls to snap a sexy pic of them. They pull their boxers down and their floppy cocks pop out. Johannes is quite big and his long sausage flops as he jumps out of clothes. Torjus, the chubby one with the hairy chest (my fav), drops his shorts and his average-sized soft uncut cock kinda looks glued to his balls. He immediately grabs it and starts fluffing it! I love it! Eirik is the small one and he poses with his little dicklet hanging before he embarrassingly covers it.
Look how Torjus is playing with his cock!!
Fluffing!! Up and down!!
Eirik enters the frame, looking extremely small..
I love the jigglyness of Torjus’ flaccid little cock here. Needed more fluffing…
So pointy and jiggly!
They’re snapping a pic!
Eirik leaves his tiny penis uncovered… Until he realizes he’s the only one!
Something ruins the pic… Eirik?
So small and cute!
The girls are stripping too. The guys act like they don’t look.
Torjus exposes his cock one final time… He’s so hot.