rewind – World of Male Embarrassment

Colin Firth is one of the most charming British actors with a bright acting career which skyrocketed after his role of Mr. Darcy in BBC’s adaptation of “Pride and Prejudice” following with multiple awards -among them an Oscar for The King’s Speech- and many other nominations as well. His career is also full of memorable naked moments. Unfortunately, Colin Firth’s full frontal was never shown in any of his films due to his extremely small and unconventionally shaped micropenis that is still a taboo for the film industry. His nudity timeline is full of very revealing appearances that are worth remembering. Let’s dive in…

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Early Years: The Brave Era

1. The Advocate (1993) – “A Bold Start”

Quite early in his career around his 30s, Colin appears completely naked on set in a steam room scene for the film The Advocate. The actor doesn’t seem to wear any protection (modesty patches were not so famous back then) and enters in a room full of people. Doing such a scene, with your micropenis out in the open in a crowded room is definitely not an easy task, so Colin was very brave here. It’s worth noting that actors at the time didn’t have to worry about camera phones or social media or any leak from the inside.

So moving on, along with a fully naked Ian Holm, they walk into the water and if you look closely you can see that Colin is not wearing anything underneath…

Giving some clarity reveals Colin’s squeezed micropenis between his thighs and Ian’s regular sized cock!

Of coursethe viewers only got to see his bare buttocks in another spicy scene from the same film. Colin conveniently has his front facing away from the camera…

1. Playmaker (1994) “So close to Full Frontal”

In 1994’s drama Playmaker, Colin gets so close to full frontal but once again it “gets the axe” (no pun intended). Wet and completely naked behind a glass wall, he slowly gets out of shower and flashes Jennifer Rubin with the shocking view of his inny micropenis.

If you look closely he seems to be rubbing it once with his two fingers before he expose it to her.

She gets a good peek at it but manages to keep a straight face…

Colin might have been very embarrassed during this scene but nothing shows. It’s amazing how confident he looks as he walks past her to achieve the seductive nature of this film’s character. Proof of the great actor he is.

From Mr. Darcy to Fame: Taking a Break from Nudity

3. Pride and Prejudice (1995) “Shying away”

One year later, a scene in Pride and Prejudice requires Colin to go skinny-dipping in a lake as the charming Mr. Darcy. Colin at the time didn’t felt like doing it and requested for the script to be changed and have him clothed in this scene.

The writer of the film Andrew Davies argued that it made more sense for his character to be fully naked:

“Darcy was an actual man but he spent all his time being constrained by demands of society.” […] “It’s a hot day, he arrives at this lake – so I thought he would strip completely off and dive down and just become a creature, an animal, just for once.”

“I don’t know the reason why – maybe they felt it would have taken too long to get him undressed. They could have always cut to him standing on the bank diving in naked so it might have been something about Colin’s anxiety about love handles or something.”

The Times reported that afterwards Andrew said

“I suspect we wouldn’t have have been allowed to get away with full frontal. I’m pretty sure we wouldn’t.”

further implying Colin’s shortages as being the reason. However, giving some clarity to Colin’s wet clothes in the lake scene reveals a lot (or a tiny bit for that matter…)

Mr. Darcy was a huge success setting the ground for Colin Firth’s big career. The British actor gains a huge following. mostly women who are very curious to see him go full frontal. But that’s where Colin gets a break from nudity and and never shoots a nude scene for the next 13 years! The rising of the internet brings celebrity photos in the click of a button and fans start to notice his empty bulge in most photos…

2007-Now: Liberation Era

4. Where The Truth Lies (2007) – “Naked Again”

After 13 years of no skin, Colin returns impressively liberated from any exposure anxiety in a threesome scene with Kevin Bacon and Rachel Blanchard. It’s the first time we see Colin in such an erotic scene…

He wants to participate but aims for Kevin… As soon as he takes his robe, he immediately sticks behind him before anything is seen.

He seems to be fully naked without any protection which means Kevin could feel his wrinkly micro rubbing his butt…

5. When Did You Last See Your Father? (2007)

One of the steamiest naked moments comes in When Did You Last See Your Father? where we see Colin in a very personal moment in the bathtub. Enhancing those blurry waters reveals his gorgeously flat crotch…

6. A Single Man

In the “Single Man” Colin embraces his homosexual side in the role of George, an English professor trying to cope in 60s Los Angeles after the death of his boyfriend. In this film, Colin finally makes up for that skinny-dipping scene in Pride and Prejudice and drops all of his clothes to join Nicholas Hoult. His front is not shown in the film but we exclusively have the full thing.

Colin strips down revealing a swirly and wrinkly pee-hole glued to his testicles, what the nudity community describes as a “manly clit” due to its shaftless nature. Amazing…

6.Kingsman: The Golden Circle – “That bulging moment”

When you’re a famous actor, it’s impossible to keep your manhood a secret even if you want to. There are always scenes that accidentally reveal more. For example, the scene where we saw the most of Colin is actually one in which he is fully clothed! In a scene from “Kingsman: The Golden Circle” he is locked in a cell that fills up with water.

The level of the water quickly rises and we are about to witness Colin’s wet and flat bulge being revealed!

The water drips over Colins bulge, that curiously looks very bumped up and if you look closely you can notice his micropenis “lips” being outlined over his wet pants…

Is it possible that Colin got a bit turned on during that scene? Or did he wore some kind of patch in that area to avoid the completely bulgeless look?

Halle Berry and Mark Strong have fully inspected everything up-close…

What’s next for Colin?

The cute British actor has given us many sexy moments to look back to. I believe that if Colin was allowed to, he would show his jewels in some of his past films. Unfortunately, micropenises are still censored in movies and Hollywood is quite conservative in the depiction of male genitalia. Hopefully this will change in the near future. What’s next for Colin? In the age of 63 I doubt he will continue to do nude scenes. However, his latest work has made a shift from extremely mainstream films. Could this long timeline of nudity continue in more unconventional movie maybe? We would love to see more if he is up for it!

Thomas is one of the most charming German actors of his age and a living example of a man that only gets hotter the older he gets. In the age of 60 he still looks great and most importantly, he’s still doing nude scenes! Last time we saw him naked was in 2017, in series “Lobbyistin” where he showed his butt. He has been keeping a low profile since then.

Thomas has been naked countless times on set. However, when it comes to frontal nudity he hasn’t done much. Hmmm… Why would that be? Let’s remember his best moments and finally try to answer to this question.

The Blink-and-you-missed-it Frontals

1. Bella Vita (2010) – “What’s under the towel”

Thomas has only done two frontal nudity scenes and both of them are pretty brief and fast. The first one was back in 2010, on the tv movie “Bella Vita” which may (or may not) be accidental! Having just gotten out of shower and wearing only his towel, when Thomas gets up from bed he quickly gives us a peek of everything between his legs!

Bella Vita 2010 – For the first time ever, Thomas Sarbacher’s penis fully visible

We see his impressively big balls slide onto his thighs and they look so perfect for grabbing while his extremely small penis looks quite wrinkly and bite-sized! Unfortunately, the movement is so fast, it’s impossible to see the details on video.

It’s his most famous naked scene as it was the first time Thomas was fully exposed and kind of shocking cause it came out of nowhere!

Thomas Sarbacher going frontal in Bella Vita. A fan favorite.

2. Therese geht fremd – “For the eagle-eyed only”

One year later, in 2011 Thomas stars in romantic tv film “Therese geht fremd”. In a scene we see him strip off at his hotel balcony but room service comes without notice and he runs to hide under the sheets. It’s a split second but it’s there. Thomas Sarbacher’s cock pops into frame as he jumps onto bed!

Thomas Sarbacher frontal naked in Therese geht fremd (2011)

What we see down there is very different from his previous frontal. His penis looks abnormally small, shaftless and glued onto his balls. It really seems as if he is circumcised and only a tiny head is exposed. I am not sure if it is the position he is in but it looks like an “inny” micropenis coming out of his wrinkly scrotum. He is obviously cool with being totally naked in a crowded movie set despite his shortages down there, how sexy is that?

He even has a small bush down there! So hot…

The Butt Era 2014 – Today

In the following years, while Thomas hasn’t stopped dropping his pants, he is limited to showing only his butt and rear leaving us fans craving for more. His backside though looks great as well. Take a look below.

3. Bella Amore (2014) – “Caught Naked”

This embarrassment nudity scene would be so good if we got to see his front. We see Thomas strip completely naked as he pulls his bath towel. Someone else though reaches for his towel and he realizes he is caught naked. He rushes to cover with a smaller one and cruelly leaves without showing us the best part.

There might be something visible in one frame…

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The same year we see him skinny dip in Schwaegereltern. The shot is so distant you cannot see a thing.

4. Solness (2015) – “Look at my butt… only”

Thomas is taking a shower. We see his amazing butt but imagine how sexy would it be if he turned around and show us his whole body… the water dripping over his cock and huge balls… Well, that never happened unfortunately. Just another butt scene:

5. Jonathan (2016) – “Homoerotic Romance”

Thomas was so handsome that year. His haircut gives him a fresh and sexier look. It’s the first time we see him in a homoerotic sex scene! It’s quite emotional so everything is implied.

6. Lobbyistin (2017) – “The Teasing continues…”

Once again Thomas is naked in a balcony. We see his butt and he turns around only when the camera cuts his lower body. Disappointment. His co-actress definitely takes a peak down there. I don’t know if her awkward smile is scritped…

CONCLUSION

It’s evident that Thomas has some big balls (both literally and metaphorically). He loves getting naked and he probably has no problem going full frontal in any scene.

So why haven’t we seen Thomas Sarbacher in a clear frontal naked scene yet?

Well I believe it’s not really up to him. Directors always aim for a certain aesthetic result, channels very often shy away from nudity, worrying they might scare off their conservative viewers. So they opt for a win win situation where they show nudity but it’s very brief and it’s there for whoever really wants to see it (and will probably make use of the pause button!)

Also it is still a bit of a taboo to show an actor with unusually small genitalia fully naked. The depictions of a micropenis (out of the script’s context) in cinema and TV are very rare. Unfortunately, in 2021, the audience is still shocked with the view of a micropenis. Actors with extremely small genitals usually avoid frontal nudity, get censored or they are denied to do it even if they want to.

Are small cocks censored from cinema and TV?

I would say yes. There is some kind of discrimination when it comes to casting actors. I believe that well endowed actors get the green light more often. However, there is a big community that loves smaller men, and it keeps growing! There are many people who are obsessed with micropenises and consider it a very sexy attribute.

Represantation is important.

It’s very important to see different body types be represented on TV. People of different body types need to feel represented in the movies or series they are watching. This should also apply to nude scenes. A man with a micropenis definitely feels awkward when he only sees huge cocks on TV.

Though things are getting better. Recently Martin Neuhaus, an overweight actor, was shown fully naked in “Die Drei von der Muellabfuhr Baby an Bord”.

Is there hope to see Thomas Sarbacher fully naked again?

Well, this is Germany. Anything can happen. Thomas still looks incredibly hot and I believe he would be up for the task. However, for the reasons I mentioned the possibilities for a clearly visible frontal are grim. I have to say though that I would love to see Thomas in a public nudity scene where he runs completely naked on the street or something like that. Or a sex scene. Well anything really. Please, Thomas? ❤

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Colin Firth REWIND: His best naked moments