One of the most amazing scenes with male embarrassment nudity is this scene from the Jackie Chan film “The Accidental Spy”. Even if you’re not a fan of male embarrassment, this scene can actually give you the fetish. Being a last minute addition to the script, Jackie received a call letting him know that he has to drop all of his clothes and stay completely naked in a crowded Turkish market while also having to kick ass. Jackie was up to the task giving us one of the most masterfully choreographed nude scenes filled with embarrassment. The shooting took two days and throughout the whole scene Jackie is being chased naked in the market, fighting the bad guys while also desperately trying to cover his manhood with anything he finds! Hilariously, he keeps getting stripped and left with nothing either by his enemies or by the angry owners of the shops.
In an interview Jackie said it’s impossible to see anything and that even his butt is covered in colored powder and spices making it seem like he is dressed. However, we looked closely and we discovered brief moments you can actually see all of Jackie Chan’s asian little cock! Jackie is wearing a protective patch throughout the most of the scene but in cinema one rule applies: “There is no cock sock or modesty patch that doesn’t fall”!
After escaping a Turkish Spa, Jackie, wearing only a towel, is chased all the way to the roof by his enemies. He has no choice but to jump…
He lands successfully and runs to a crowded market to evade them. After jumping a cart his towel gets caught leaving him fully exposed in the crowd!
He grabs a bunch of dried vegetables to cover his modesty and runs in the crowd!
A masterful choreography begins, Jackie is always at the right spot, playing with the camera angles and using his “weapons” to both cover his manhood and fight his enemies. His moves are so fast you can barely see anything, however slowing the speed down we see his modesty patch:
Jackie gets knocked in a pile of spices and we get another view of his modesty patch between his legs.
It’s weirdly folded and empty…
The chase continues with Jackie trying to find something to cover his modesty but he keeps ending up with nothing! He stumbles and falls and despite the patch that goes all the way up his butt to protect him, Jackie accidentally exposes his butthole for a split second!
Jackie turns around checking if his patch is still in place…
He quickly gets up and we get another view of his hole! It seems embarrassingly open…
The fight continues in a hypnotic way, with Jackie’s moves being super fast but not without error!
Nothing stays in his hands for a long time, as he is constantly left exposed by his enemies!
Jackie jumps on a table and immediately grabs its surface to cover up…
At this point he is still wearing his patch as you can see above, but after his next spin, the patch seems to be missing!
The shot was blurred in post production but after enhancing it we see everything…
Jackie’s patch falls, leaving him fight completely naked with his tiny peen exposed in front of a crowded market!
His Asian micropenis is seen flopping frantically in front of everyone! So embarrassing…
Flop! Flop! Flop!
A random girl gets an eyeful of his shortages before he quickly steals an old man’s newspaper to cover up. Jackie’s embarrassed facial expressions are top notch…
He escapes into the crowd but one more obstacle is his way: A little kid is standing right in the middle of the street eating his ice-cream! The newspaper sticks onto the kids ice-cream, but along with the newspaper Jackie’s modesty patch also unsticks, leaving his asian peen exposedonce again!
A guy from the crowd is seen looking at Jackie’s tiny cock and genuinely laughing at his dick slip.
Jackie exits the market humiliated, only covering with two small frame drums!
Only to flash his stuff again to a group of Muslim women. Rude! We see his stuff dangling between his legs as he recklessly moves the frame drum over his crotch…
Jackie Chan sneaks past them fully embarrassed but accidentally flashes his package one last time without realizing…
Oops… Jackie’s ball sack flops out!
Enhancing the image gives us his full package:
Jackie Chan’s naked fight scene in The Accidental Spy will forever be one of the most sexy and well-performed male embarrassment naked scene. The amazing choreography synchronized in a way that ultimately teases you, the eventual exposure of Jackie’s micropenis for the eagle eyed, the explicit views of his butthole, all make for an incredibly hot scene that is hard to forget.
Being an actor with a micropenis can be a very stressful and career-defining situation. You turn down all the roles that include nudity, you always fear that in an intimate scene your co-actress might accidentally touch that area or constantly worry about a completely flat bulge.
Unfortunately, the sight of a micropenis is still a taboo in entertainment and always get the censor treatment. How can a man with a micropenis feel represented when all he sees in TV and Cinema are big schlongs? How many men feel depressed and isolated because of this? Shouldn’t we start to feel more comfortable with an extremely small penis?
In fact, there are many incredibly sexy actors who hide a little secret in their pants and managed to keep it away from public eyes for years. Some of them are extremely famous and you can’t even guess who they are.
Away from the lights of entertainment, men with micros have become increasingly popular the past few years, thanks to online communities that loves a supersmall cock as a fetish or kink. A superflat, bulgeless crotch is becoming a new sensation for all the fetishers who always love to look down there while from the side of small men themselves it is proudly emphasized, with very tight pants as they provoke, seduce or just wink-wink their manly clit at their chasers. Will it ever stop being a taboo for actors and celebrities as well? I believe we’re getting there.
Some of the most famous celebrities and actors hide a micro in their pants. And knowing so gives power and strength to all of you who might suffer from it. Let’s see who they are!
1. Jean Dujardin
The French actor started his career as a comedian but later on he shifted his career by taking part to more artistic films with the film “The Artist” earning him a series of awards. Jean came close to nudity numerous times but always kept his front a secret.
In 2009, he starred in the filmOSS 117: Lost in Rio where in a shirtless scene Jean accidentally (?) “outed” his micro. Having to wear a pair of very tight vintage swim shorts and avoid “outlining” anything, the way the production patched his bulge actually resulted in a much worse situation, giving him the weirdest flat bulge, something that looks much more like a vagina:
It could also be Jean’s way of saying “this is all of me down there” not caring at all about his shortage. For example in another moment from the same movie, where he has his robe provocatively open, just enough to show that nothing hangs out of it.
There are scenes that he appeared in undies that show quite a bulge down there, but it seems it was made too look puffy for him to grab it.
2. James Van Der Beek
James Van Der Beek, the fairly handsome American actor known for his role in Dawson’s Creek, has probably never been naked in a film set! He has NEVER EVER shown his butt and he has only done very few shirtless underwear scenes. Even his shirtless appearances in Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23 where pixelated!
The sexy actor seems to shiver from fear at the idea of getting naked for a scene. In an episode of What would Diplo Do? he had to lose his towel in a hotel corridor and run completely naked. Everything was censored, which means James did the scene wearing skin colored pants.
His only naked moment is in Friends with better Lives were he is tied naked on bed covering his modesty with cable lights!
3. George Clooney
Ever wondered why one of the sexiest actors of all time has never appeared fully naked all these years? George Clooney has been avoiding nudity throughout his career, with his naked scenes count on the fingers of one hand.
Apart from a hint of butt in Solaris and stripping to some pretty flat underwear in front of Jennifer Lopez, Clooney hasn’t showed much in any of his films. In some of his older photos his bulge appears empty, flat and pushed inwards…
Rumor has it that George is very small and wrinkly down there which is probably the reason he shies away from doing nude scenes. This is so awkward for a sex symbol like Clooney. I wonder how many roles he rejected because of that.
4. Colin Firth
Colin Firth, the British actor that everyone loves, was always considered sexy and charming. Early in his career he dived right into the deep waters of nudity, in Valmont (1989), The Advocate (1993) and in 1994’s drama Playmaker showing his butt. In his 30s at the time, Colin gets out of shower completely naked and flashes everything in front of Jennifer Rubin. The full thing was never shown.
One year later, in Pride and Prejudice, the script requires Colin to enter a lake completely naked in the now iconic scene. The writer of the film Andrew Davies said he planned for Mr. Darcy to be fully naked:
“Darcy was an actual man but he spent all his time being constrained by demands of society. He’d just spent weeks and months in London being polite with a group of stuffy people. He would have had a few hours in which he could be blissfully alone. It’s a hot day, he arrives at this lake – so I thought he would strip completely off and dive down and just become a creature, an animal, just for once.” Davies added: “I don’t know the reason why – maybe they felt it would have taken too long to get him undressed. They could have always cut to him standing on the bank diving in naked so it might have been something about Colin’s anxiety about love handles or something.”
The Times reports that Davies said afterwards: “I suspect we wouldn’t have have been allowed to get away with full frontal. I’m pretty sure we wouldn’t.” I can kind of imagine why.
And that’s where Colin takes a big break from nudity. It’s a bit weird how he started his career with so many nude scenes and suddenly he shies away from a skinny-dipping scene and never shoots a nude scene for the next 13 years! Whatever it was, Colin decided to return back to his old glory, in 2007, in a threesome scene with Kevin Bacon and Rachel Blanchard and a very steamy bathtub scene in When did you last see your Father? Colin seems to have liberated from that point on with almost every of his next films featuring some nudity!
In 2008, in an interview in Jon Stewart’s The Daily Show, Firth spends 7 minutes describing how a fan or paparazzi tried to snap a pic of his manhood in a public toilet saying he tried to push the camera away to protect his modesty but added: “It’s hard to do when you’re not entirely in your pants” A lot of questions of course arise like why go to a standing toilet when you have a weewee down there? Isn’t like… sitting… required?
In another interview he actually admitted “his penis is nothing to write home about!”
Too bad, that means we will never get a proper Colin Firth frontal. Sad face.
5. Joe Manganiello
It’s actually not a secret in Hollywood circles that Joe has a man-clit down there. His nickname “Bick Dick Richie” in Magic Mike, was reportedly an inside joke and nod to his little piece of manhood. To be honest, we love everything about him. His body is amazingly sexy, he is incredibly handsome and for a guy with a micro he has done countless nude scenes!
“That moment” in True Blood
Eagle-eyed True Blood viewers have paused a sex scene from True Blood pointing out the actor’s shortages, where Joe either didn’t wear a cock sock or he might have drop it while throwing his co-actress to bed. The scene was very dark and probably edited making impossible to see anything. For the first time, we reveal Joe’s micropenis in True Blood! What surprises me is that he seems to even have a little bush down there! Wow.
We believe that a micropenis is extremely sexy, especially on a muscle-built guy like Joe Manganiello. There’s nothing sexier than a huge, ripped body that when stripped completely a tiny surprise awaits…
6. Clark Gregg
Clark Gregg is so fucking adorable! The supercute, beloved Agent of Shield has one of the best types of micropenis for licking, as he is completely shaftless down there! Once you dive into that swirly, wrinkled softie, you can barely stop. His big, shaggy ball sack is so great for grabing.
The ageless daddy has never appeared naked apart from some very sexy shirtless scenes in “The New Adventures of Old Christine“, including a bed scene where the sheets provocatively lay on his crotch, outlining a flat bulge.
His fish portrait is the closest Clark ever got to showing his clit dick fully.
Maybe we should see Clark in a more artistic film if we want to get our hopes up in seeing his shocking full frontal. It would be one of the sexiest moments in male nudity history, for sure.
7. Corey Stoll
Most of you know him from House of Cards or as Dr. Ephraim Goodweather from horror drama The Strain. Apart from the incredible talent he is, Corey Stoll is also one of the most lovable american actors. He is sexy but also very cute at the same time, like he has the correct amount of both! Which is what makes him so charming and attractive in my eyes.
Nudity wise, Corey hasn’t shown much so far and we probably won’t be seeing any full frontal from him any time sooner. Down there is only a shrimp-sized cute uncut little willy… the cutest cock ever! Of course this only makes Corey Stoll even sexier for us.
I mean imagine entering the shower, greeted by this…
So, is how comfortable is Corey with nudity?
Butt naked in House of Cards
We briefly saw Corey’s butt getting while out of bed in House of Cards, but was he really naked during the sex scene under the sheets? The answer is no. If you look closely he is actually wearing a protective pouch to hide his privates and prevent any… awkward touching during the scene.
You can see his skin being pulled by the sticky patch
Embracing his gay side
However one of the most shockingly unexpected scenes was in Girls. Corey spread his legs open wide in the air for Andrew Rannells in a gay sex scene, that left us shocked. While there is no extreme nudity (and most likely there were modesty patches involved) it’s amazing that he dared to do this and embraced his gay side only leaving us drooling for more…
Getting pounded like there’s no tomorrow….
In his photoshoot for GQ magazine he appeared wearing some pretty tight pair of pants, giving away a lot while also… withholding everything!
8. David Harbour
David Harbour is the sexy but also adorable American daddy actor everybody loves. He always transforms for every role he takes. From a scruffy, beardy, muscle-bearish look in Black Widow to a more retro, daddy, ‘stache look in Stranger Things, he looks great in every one of them.
In an episode of Stranger Things, we briefly saw his shaftless micropenis before he quickly pulls the sheet to hide it in front of a shocked Winona Ryder!
Belly definitely looks good on him, especially with the mustache. The ultimate daddy!
His hottest moment so far is a disinfestation scene, where David had to stay with his micro exposed in front of the entire crew while two men clean him from top to bottom… A fully naked and wet David Harbour in front of two men who rub him everywhere. Can it get any better than that?
It actually can! David was recently in a photoshoot for GQ wearing a kilt by Thom Browne joining the movement for a pantsless future for men. Isn’t it sexy that he’s wearing nothing underneath besides the kilt!?
Will David ever go full frontal? It doesn’t seem very likely. Maybe if he starts picking more arty films. Let’s see…
9. Richard Dreyfuss
Richard Dreyfuss has always been a handsome man. Even today, he is still a very attractive daddy. What I love about him is that he was also funny and goofy in his roles. The closest he ever got to being naked was in 1977’s romantic comedy “The Goodbye Girl” as Elliot Garfield, an actor struggling in New York.
In a scene, Richard is seen in his bedroom playing the guitar fully naked. Dreyfuss looked very sexy with his hairy chest and only the music instrument covering his privates. While we never saw Richard’s shaftless innie behind the guitar, the part earned him an oscar and became — at that time — the youngest actor to win the Academy Award for Best Actor!
Richard’s untidy hair and little beard make for a very charming look…
But have we seen everything from Richard?
Dreyfuss recently appeared naked in the poster of Killing Winston Jones proving he may still be up to the task. It is unknown if he had a nude scene in this film as its release was cancelled due to the sexual assault charges made against Danny Masterson and the resulting criminal trial. However, if Richard is still willing to do it… I would love to see it!
10. Kıvanç Tatlıtuğ
Named by many as the most beautiful man in the world, Turkish actor Kıvanç Tatlıtuğ is admittedly extremely handsome. But the actor has shied away from sex scenes, keeping under wraps what’s down there…
The Turkish hunk while he hasn’t done any nudity as an actor, he appeared in some very sexy photo shootings in his model days. In one photo he is completely naked, only covering his crotch with a very thin garment. Giving some clarity and his shaftless microdick appears more clearly!
His bulge also seems superflat in most of his photos:
Some of the sexiest men in the world hide a very special piece inside their pants… and there are many more! Is the world ready to embrace their uniqueness? Will the image of extremely small genitalia continue to be a taboo for TV and Film? Will it stopped be considered as unphotogenic?
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When I discovered this I was left shocked in front of my screen. Hynek Cermak, the sexiest Czech daddy, completely naked on stage! Cermak’s micropenis was shown very briefly back in 2012 in film “Svatá čtveřice” (4some) and it was his only frontal. Since then I never believed we would get a clear view of his front (due to his size) let alone fully erected!
Hynek is sitting on the boat fully naked and as he gets up, he lifts his leg and exposes his whole package! His gorgeous mini-boner and pair of tight balls appear!
His thin dicklet is so hard and stiff, it barely flops, looking straight ahead as he gets up.
I just love how small and thin it is! Supercute!
Those pair of balls look incredible for grabbing and licking!
Only his tip flops up a bit!
The weirdest thing is that this video exists since since 2014 and I only discovered it recently! The play is currently running again so you can actually enjoy all of Hynek at the theaters.
More photos from the play:
We have seen plenty of this butt so far…His co-actress Lindou Rybovou rather shocked by his little thing, pointing at it.
Covering the little bits…
His normal body is so sexy…
His tiny micro looks so thin when erected…The tip looks wrinkled… Amazing!
I am so pleased that we got to see all of Hynek at last! I was so curious to see how it looks when he is aroused which of course is only possible in theater. Cinema and Television are still very cautious and conservative with small genitals.
I’m looking forward to seeing more of him. Maybe an explicit view of his…
When Gone Girl came out, there was a huge debate whether the huge cock shown in Ben Affleck’s shower scene was real or a prosthetic. There was a lot of people stupid enough to believe that monster-cock was actually Ben. It looked more fake than the Justice League CGI!
The story repeats itself with Oscar Isaac, who appeared with a fake prosthetic in a sex scene in HBO’s Scenes from a Marriage.
However there was a moment that Ben Affleck actually appears completely naked in front of Rosamund Pike, but she only gets to see his meat, not the audience. As you can see in the exclusive photo, Rosamund was greeted with something that looks extremely smaller, uncut and pointy!
While I was never a huge fan of Ben Affleck, I have to admit that his flaccid, uncut cock looks unexpectedly sexy! It seems to be on the shorter side but quite thick, too. I hope he really considers to do a real frontal scene. Imagine this amazing package dangling as he walks! So sexy. He looks way hotter without any ridiculous fake horse-dicks.
The unbelievably cute Russian actor Dmitriy Krivosheev, actually did it! Dmitriy had to stay completely naked for a sauna scene in Igra na vyzhivanie. His frontal though was digitally removed by the editing room in the final cut due to his penis looking extremely small. Despite his extremely small size down there, the actor was so brave and went all out with it choosing not to cover anything up. Great job Dmitriy!
The scene starts with him bathing himself naked in a lake and we see a distant shot of his nice backside. Of course the scene cuts at the exact moment he turns around to avoid any frontal exposure. He walks on by Ilya Khvostikov, covering his manhood with his one hand and enters the sauna.
Dmitriy is sitting next to Mikhail Kremmer, who immediately gives us an amazing shot of his wet, dripping balls hanging between his legs.
Ilya Khvostikov comes in showing us his fully shaved, jiggling short cock. His testicles are glued tightly. Quite sexy!
We get a really good view of his full package when he sits down and see his balls getting squeezed as he adjust his seat.
Look at his balls getting squeezed! Yummy!
A few moments later, Mikhail and Dmitriy are alone in the sauna… The camera pans in front of Dmitriy but the area between his legs is digitally darkened, leaving nothing to be seen.
I love how he quickly checks down how they look the moment the camera shows his front…
Giving some clarity reveals everything! A micropenis is seen burried between a set of little balls! Dmitriy is holding his arms in a timid, bashful position, fully embarrassed. His friend Mikhail though looks perfectly confident being the bigger cock in this scene.
I love how small he is and it’s so sexy that he looks down at it….
A shaftless, uncut micro burried in his balls
Dmitriy starts feeling hopeless and Mikhail tries to make him feel better….
…by kissing him in the lips! Dmitriy turns his gay advances down and Mikhail storms out with his gun from the sauna having regretted what he did.
His tiny mushroom cock enters the frame, jiggling as he tries to wipe out the kiss from his mouth.
So small and jiggly!!
I still can’t believe Dmitriy did this scene totally naked! He is just amazing. Let’s hope they will stop censoring micropenis nudity in the future and let sexy men like him show the goods!
It’s very ironic that a homophobic scene from a Russian show would become one of the sexiest -and gayest!- nude scenes of the past two years. Russian tv showing a naked fight between two men, with their cocks crazily flop and dangle? Unbelievable. Mikhail Kremer and Vladimir Veryovochkin, in an amazingly choreographed scene, fight, wrestle and throw things at each other while completely naked. We get to enjoy great frontals from both, Mikhail’s cute jiggly little penis and Vladimir’s dangling sausage and big testicles! Let’s dive in…
Mikhail and Vladimir enter an old house and strip off their wet clothes. Mikhail (gay character) is a bit more eager to strip, so he pulls down his boxers first giving us a great view of his flaccid penis flop like crazy as he rubs himself!
His cock is quite small and fully flaccid! So jiggly!
I love how he grabs his peen and squeezes it and then flap his whole package up and down rubbing it. So fucking sexy…
Rubbing the hell out of it! Flop! Flop! Flop!
Vladimir strips off as well and lets a sizable cock fall out… Mikhail takes a quick peek and awkwardly reacts as soon as he sees the big stuff. He can’t contain himself for too much…
He starts to rub Vladimir’s body in an attempt to warm him but… he seems to focus on the butt area a bit too much!
Vladimir, as soon as he becomes aware of Mikhail’s gay advances his homophobic spider-sense kicks in and things instantly heat up. He thanks Mikhail with a strong punch in the face!
Mikhail answers with another punch and the flopping cockfight begins!
As Vladimir struggles to get up, we see an incredible view of his big hanging cock while his ball sack seems very tight and shrunken from the cold!
He returns the favor with a hitting Mikhail with a steel rod making his small penis flop.
To avoid… size comparisons during the whole scene, the director never shows the two actor’s fronts at the same time! Except for this moment where Mikhail cock is blurred and barely visible while Vladimir’s big uncut sausage distinctly swings in every direction!
Giving some clarity instantly shows why the director choose to shoot it this way…. Awkward…
Mikhail has had enough of his ass get beaten and responds with an impressive kick but he raises his leg so much that his butthole splits open!
Let’s see it more clearly!
I love how we see his balls fly and his scrotum bag going down his exposed open anus!
This scene keeps on giving, and we are instantly greeted with another insane angle of Vladimir’s jewels as he kicks the crates off him to get up. The fight has warmed him up and his cock looks meaty while his balls bigger and softer!
His testicles softly brush his thighs and his fat, uncut cock jiggles!
Mikhail is furiously walking towards his opponent, giving us a quick and cute jiggle of his smallie! I love how hairy he is down there!
Vladimir is once again thrown, on a bed this time, and as he tries to find his balance a blanket hits his cock and sends him flying in the most epic dick flop of the scene!
His cock helicopters up looking quite stiffer…
Vladimir kicks back, his whole package dangles. His ball look big and saggy.
In a similar way, Mikhail is half-thrown on the table and his cute smaller dicklet quickly swings with hiscut head clearly visible to the camera!
Look at his hairy mushroom cock flopping! So cute!
The fight gets more intimate as the two men come closer and a cold shower -which may help keeping any unwanted erections away ahem!- coincidently turns on. Vladimir gifts us another godly floppage of his meat stick right before both of them fall on the ground with their naked bodies locked together!
In an ultimate climax of an already insanely sexy scene full of incredible moments, the two naked men fall down with Vladimir’s dangling cock looking stiff and… semi-erected! Mikhail’s foot wraps around him only few inches away from touching it!!!
There are no words to describe how raw and sexy this moment is. His ball sackso tight but big and his pointy uncut dick swivel in the air, obviously not entirely soft!
The scene reaches it’s gay climax, Vladimir’s cock is awkwardly looking up. His whole body is sitting on Mikhail he probably feels his soft dicklet on his back… Could he be aroused?
The fight ends. Mikhail is left on the ground, his gorgeous wet body in a very open position. His cut cock has turned even smaller and shrunken. His balls are so clearly visible and hairy making you wanna grab and lick them.
His cute little mushroom dicklet looks insanely sexy!
So wet. So hairy. So sexy.
I don’t think anything can surpass the sexiness of this scene that currently sits at the top of my list. Mikhail Kremer is such a handsome man and a very smart actor, I love that he is not shy at all. Vladimir Veryovochkin has an impressive package and gave us some amazing moments here.
Polish hunk Piotr Stramowski, one of the hottest ripped hairy chests out there, is no stranger to nudity. In most of his films we get to see his worked out, beautiful hairy body. He has never showed his cock in any scene, apart from very brief accidental glimpses that hinted a very small package. In 2016, Piotr starred in Pitbull Nowe Porządki and in a scene where he gets up from bed completely naked to answer a call, we see his full crotch within the frame! When the movie released we were all pretty eager to see the bits down there. However we were soon very disappointed as Piotr’s penis was digitally removed in post-production. His whole crotch was a blacked out, nothing to be seen!
But once again, menembarrassed got you covered. We have the full thing below. Piotr leans back and you can see his peen in all its tiny, floppy glory!
It’s quite obvious that they digitally removed his cock to protect Piotr from the forthcoming humiliation. Plus, such a tiny dick would seem too ridiculous for a main protagonist whose character wants to come as tough.
Looks so soft and flaccid!
See the comparison below. His crotch is completely black, nothing is visible!
Gorgeous Butt! I wonder if he was wearing a sock during this scene. It would be so embarrassing to shoot a sex scene with a flaccid smallie, rubbing on his co-actress.
To be honest, Piotr doesn’t seem to be shy about his package down there. He seems to be fully nude on set. Most of his frontals seem to get the axe in post-production. Aren’t we all sick of this discrimination? Hope to see more smallies on film in the near future…
Fans have been long waiting for Oscar to go frontal naked and he seemed to shy away from it for years. The actor finally decided to go all the way BUT there are good news and bad news. The bad news are that unfortunately what we saw was not his real penis, but a fake prosthetic. The good news is that it looks incredibly real.
It’s a post-sex scene, Oscar is naked with his pants down and he gets really close with Jessica Chastain. I get why they used a prothetic. It’s an intimate scene, Oscar has to be a bit “aroused” and a certain size is needed down there. Plus, it’s an HBO show, everything must look perfect and photogenic. Oscar’s small cock would make for an anti-climatic scene and it would probably be too embarrassing for him.
It’s funny that they used an uncut prosthetic cause Oscar is actually circumcised! I guess when you do have the choice you go for the uncut. It’s probably the reason they digitally darkened/removed his bits on his second frontal where he doesn’t wear the prosthetic.
Could it be that Oscar didn’t want to reveal that his is cut? I doubt it, he is fully naked in this scene. Was it a director’s choice? Very likely. Who knows.
Menembarrassed has the exclusive frontal from this scene. Contact for more details on how to get the uncensored image.
In the end, the highlight was Oscar’s butt that was actually real and incredible!
Oscar Isaac had a more embarrassing scene to shoot for the Dune. He had to stay completely for naked for a fair amount of time in a fully uncomfortable position and in a set full of people!
The angles were very careful not to expose his front but menembarrassed has an exclusive frontal pic from the scene. Contact for more details on how to get the uncensored image.
One of the hottest polish daddies, Wojciech Mecwaldowski, finally went all out in crime series Klangor. This is his first clear frontal nudity scene since his brief accidental dick exposure in Usta Usta (2013).
At the beginning of the scene we see him fucking his wife really hard and it looks like he’s giving it good.
He looks so sexy in this fucking scene, I love how fast he is pushing. There seems to be a bit of a dick slip here, too.
The moment won’t last for long. Wojciech realizes his house is surrounded by cops and gets up nervously.
He knows they are coming for him so he is ready to give himself in. We get a brief look at his skinny ass and when he turns around his thin, slightly fluffed cock appears!
Wojciech is completely shaved down there in this scene to earn those extra inches but unfortunately his dicklet still looks small, flying out a bit instead of actually hanging.
Hands on his head he lies on the floor completely naked, ready to surrender himself to the authorities.
Police barges in, Wojciech with his hands on his butt is ready to be cuffed and arrested in front of his wife. So humiliating…
Omg, look how the tip of his penis gets bigger when he turns around! Is he flexing his cock’s muscle or is he arroused?
Unfortunately Wojciech Mecwaldowski shaved his gorgeous beard for this role. He was so hairy Usta Usta and sooo much hotter! His dick looked smaller on that scene.
Do you think Wojciech fluffed or was slightly erect in Klangor? Let us know in the comments below!
Thomas is one of the most charming German actors of his age and a living example of a man that only gets hotter the older he gets. In the age of 60 he still looks great and most importantly, he’s still doing nude scenes! Last time we saw him naked was in 2017, in series “Lobbyistin” where he showed his butt. He has been keeping a low profile since then.
Thomas has been naked countless times on set. However, when it comes to frontal nudity he hasn’t done much. Hmmm… Why would that be? Let’s remember his best moments and finally try to answer to this question.
The Blink-and-you-missed-it Frontals
1. Bella Vita (2010) – “What’s under the towel”
Thomas has only done two frontal nudity scenes and both of them are pretty brief and fast. The first one was back in 2010, on the tv movie “Bella Vita” which may (or may not) be accidental! Having just gotten out of shower and wearing only his towel, when Thomas gets up from bed he quickly gives us a peek of everything between his legs!
We see his impressively big balls slide onto his thighs and they look so perfect for grabbing while his extremely small penis looks quite wrinkly and bite-sized! Unfortunately, the movement is so fast, it’s impossible to see the details on video.
It’s his most famous naked scene as it was the first time Thomas was fully exposed and kind of shocking cause it came out of nowhere!
2. Therese geht fremd – “For the eagle-eyed only”
One year later, in 2011 Thomas stars in romantic tv film “Therese geht fremd”. In a scene we see him strip off at his hotel balcony but room service comes without notice and he runs to hide under the sheets. It’s a split second but it’s there. Thomas Sarbacher’s cock pops into frame as he jumps onto bed!
What we see down there is very different from his previous frontal. His penis looks abnormally small, shaftless and glued onto his balls. It really seems as if he is circumcised and only a tiny head is exposed. I am not sure if it is the position he is in but it looks like an “inny” micropenis coming out of his wrinkly scrotum. He is obviously cool with being totally naked in a crowded movie set despite his shortages down there, how sexy is that?
The Butt Era 2014 – Today
In the following years, while Thomas hasn’t stopped dropping his pants, he is limited to showing only his butt and rear leaving us fans craving for more. His backside though looks great as well. Take a look below.
3. Bella Amore (2014) – “Caught Naked”
This embarrassment nudity scene would be so good if we got to see his front. We see Thomas strip completely naked as he pulls his bath towel. Someone else though reaches for his towel and he realizes he is caught naked. He rushes to cover with a smaller one and cruelly leaves without showing us the best part.
The same year we see him skinny dip in Schwaegereltern. The shot is so distant you cannot see a thing.
4. Solness (2015) – “Look at my butt… only”
Thomas is taking a shower. We see his amazing butt but imagine how sexy would it be if he turned around and show us his whole body… the water dripping over his cock and huge balls… Well, that never happened unfortunately. Just another butt scene:
5.Jonathan (2016) – “Homoerotic Romance”
Thomas was so handsome that year. His haircut gives him a fresh and sexier look. It’s the first time we see him in a homoerotic sex scene! It’s quite emotional so everything is implied.
6. Lobbyistin (2017) – “The Teasing continues…”
Once again Thomas is naked in a balcony. We see his butt and he turns around only when the camera cuts his lower body. Disappointment. His co-actress definitely takes a peak down there. I don’t know if her awkward smile is scritped…
It’s evident that Thomas has some big balls (both literally and metaphorically). He loves getting naked and he probably has no problem going full frontal in any scene.
So why haven’t we seen Thomas Sarbacher in a clear frontal naked scene yet?
Well I believe it’s not really up to him. Directors always aim for a certain aesthetic result, channels very often shy away from nudity, worrying they might scare off their conservative viewers. So they opt for a win win situation where they show nudity but it’s very brief and it’s there for whoever really wants to see it (and will probably make use of the pause button!)
Also it is still a bit of a taboo to show an actor with unusually small genitalia fully naked. The depictions of a micropenis (out of the script’s context) in cinema and TV are very rare. Unfortunately, in 2021, the audience is still shocked with the view of a micropenis. Actors with extremely small genitals usually avoid frontal nudity, get censored or they are denied to do it even if they want to.
Are small cocks censored from cinema and TV?
I would say yes. There is some kind of discrimination when it comes to casting actors. I believe that well endowed actors get the green light more often. However, there is a big community that loves smaller men, and it keeps growing! There are many people who are obsessed with micropenises and consider it a very sexy attribute.
Represantation is important.
It’s very important to see different body types be represented on TV. People of different body types need to feel represented in the movies or series they are watching. This should also apply to nude scenes. A man with a micropenis definitely feels awkward when he only sees huge cocks on TV.
Is there hope to see Thomas Sarbacher fully naked again?
Well, this is Germany. Anything can happen. Thomas still looks incredibly hot and I believe he would be up for the task. However, for the reasons I mentioned the possibilities for a clearly visible frontal are grim. I have to say though that I would love to see Thomas in a public nudity scene where he runs completely naked on the street or something like that. Or a sex scene. Well anything really. Please, Thomas? ❤