Jackie Chan frontal naked [MICROPENIS, BALLS, OPEN BUTTHOLE] in The Accidental Spy

One of the most amazing scenes with male embarrassment nudity is this scene from the Jackie Chan film “The Accidental Spy”. Even if you’re not a fan of male embarrassment, this scene can actually give you the fetish. Being a last minute addition to the script, Jackie received a call letting him know that he has to drop all of his clothes and stay completely naked in a crowded Turkish market while also having to kick ass. Jackie was up to the task giving us one of the most masterfully choreographed nude scenes filled with embarrassment. The shooting took two days and throughout the whole scene Jackie is being chased naked in the market, fighting the bad guys while also desperately trying to cover his manhood with anything he finds! Hilariously, he keeps getting stripped and left with nothing either by his enemies or by the angry owners of the shops.

In an interview Jackie said it’s impossible to see anything and that even his butt is covered in colored powder and spices making it seem like he is dressed. However, we looked closely and we discovered brief moments you can actually see all of Jackie Chan’s asian little cock! Jackie is wearing a protective patch throughout the most of the scene but in cinema one rule applies: “There is no cock sock or modesty patch that doesn’t fall”!

After escaping a Turkish Spa, Jackie, wearing only a towel, is chased all the way to the roof by his enemies. He has no choice but to jump…

He lands successfully and runs to a crowded market to evade them. After jumping a cart his towel gets caught leaving him fully exposed in the crowd!

He grabs a bunch of dried vegetables to cover his modesty and runs in the crowd!

A masterful choreography begins, Jackie is always at the right spot, playing with the camera angles and using his “weapons” to both cover his manhood and fight his enemies. His moves are so fast you can barely see anything, however slowing the speed down we see his modesty patch:

His patch seems completely flat…

Jackie gets knocked in a pile of spices and we get another view of his modesty patch between his legs.

It’s weirdly folded and empty…

He turns around just in time to avoid frontal

The chase continues with Jackie trying to find something to cover his modesty but he keeps ending up with nothing! He stumbles and falls and despite the patch that goes all the way up his butt to protect him, Jackie accidentally exposes his butthole for a split second!

Jackie turns around checking if his patch is still in place…

He quickly gets up and we get another view of his hole! It seems embarrassingly open…

The fight continues in a hypnotic way, with Jackie’s moves being super fast but not without error!

Nothing stays in his hands for a long time, as he is constantly left exposed by his enemies!

Jackie jumps on a table and immediately grabs its surface to cover up…

At this point he is still wearing his patch as you can see above, but after his next spin, the patch seems to be missing!

The shot was blurred in post production but after enhancing it we see everything…

Jackie’s patch falls, leaving him fight completely naked with his tiny peen exposed in front of a crowded market!

His Asian micropenis is seen flopping frantically in front of everyone! So embarrassing…

Flop! Flop! Flop!

A random girl gets an eyeful of his shortages before he quickly steals an old man’s newspaper to cover up. Jackie’s embarrassed facial expressions are top notch…

He escapes into the crowd but one more obstacle is his way: A little kid is standing right in the middle of the street eating his ice-cream! The newspaper sticks onto the kids ice-cream, but along with the newspaper Jackie’s modesty patch also unsticks, leaving his asian peen exposed once again!

A guy from the crowd is seen looking at Jackie’s tiny cock and genuinely laughing at his dick slip.

Jackie exits the market humiliated, only covering with two small frame drums!

Only to flash his stuff again to a group of Muslim women. Rude! We see his stuff dangling between his legs as he recklessly moves the frame drum over his crotch…

Jackie Chan sneaks past them fully embarrassed but accidentally flashes his package one last time without realizing…

Oops… Jackie’s ball sack flops out!

Enhancing the image gives us his full package:

Jackie Chan’s naked fight scene in The Accidental Spy will forever be one of the most sexy and well-performed male embarrassment naked scene. The amazing choreography synchronized in a way that ultimately teases you, the eventual exposure of Jackie’s micropenis for the eagle eyed, the explicit views of his butthole, all make for an incredibly hot scene that is hard to forget.

While in Europe Jackie is considered to have a micropenis, for China is probably average

Billy Burns Exposed – Dick Slip in Cowboys vs. Panthers

NRL star Billy Burns had his big cock accidentally exposed during Cowboys vs Panthers last week! The Penrith Panthers star, 21 was wrestled to the floor by his opponent pulling his shorts to the side and letting his… panther slip out! We see Bill’s cock flops out as he is pulled down, and he immediately sighs awkwardly as he gets up to tuck it back in.

Ahhhhhhhhh…
One of his testicles also slips out

To make matters worse, the referee gave a penalty AGAINST the Panthers for obstruction.

Photos of the wardrobe malfunction quickly began to circulate on social media. The match was broadcasting live on both Channel 9 and Fox Sports, so the embarrassing wardrobe malfunction of the Australian star was quite viral. Live TV only ❤

Billy’s dick looks big and meaty. It seems to be uncut, cause it looks kinda pointy! I love his expression as he realizes everything is out of his shorts. He gets up and puts it back inside like nothing happened!

It’s probably going to be a rough week for Bill Burns on social media for sure. We are just thankful for this fortunate -unfortunate- moment!

Chubby guy accidentally exposes micropenis while skinny-dipping

Stripping down…
Making sure nobody will see it…
Pants slip down! His micro is exposed!!

This one is so cute! This chubby guy prepares to jump naked from a boat. He tries to cover his stuff before dropping his pants, but they kind of slip down unexpectedly, exposing his buied micropenis to everyone!!! His face turns red immediately, as he struggles to hide it in his palm. So embarrassing!

He is soooo cute!

I love how he awkwardly smiles, looking quite shocked that his friends saw his teensy peen and recorded it on video.

It’s just a little hole buried under his tight, cute little ball sack!

His big ass shakes like jelly
Shocked his micro is in plain sight

Jozef Urban has his Dick n’ Balls popping out in Televised Marathon!

Jozef recently ran his personal best record but this is hardly the most exciting part. Right at the climax of his run, his dick and balls fell out of his shorts, flapping against his legs like crazy as he approached the finish line. It’s so funny, as he passes by, some men are laughing, women are shocked and others are cheering him while his uncircumcised(!) penis is flopping up and down in plain sight!

Being publicly exposed is only the tip of the iceberg, as Urban was broadcasted on live television with his privates hanging out. So humiliating…

His pointy, uncut penis is visible!

Some big testicles!

Lambert Wilson accidentally frontal naked in Telle mere telle fille

Lambert Wilson accidentally frontal naked [SMALL, CFNM, DICK SLIP] in Telle mere telle fille – What’s amazing about this scene is that nobody has ever noticed that Lambert’s dick is actually visible. Lambert Wilson has done nudity in the past but it’s hard to see anything. Here he accidentally shows everything!

So after he gives Juliette Binoche an eyeful of his (small?) thing, his wife suddenly returns home. We see him furiously run completely naked across the house covering his modesty with his hands, with bits of his dick and balls constantly peeking!

I love how his ball sack slips out!

He only needs one hand to cover it up… 😉

After he hides Juliette, there’s not time to dress so he grabs a weird outfit that hangs nearby. While he struggling to put it on, his little flaccid cock can be seen through the hole of the cloth! 

His balls are peeking…

Oops! His small dick is seen through the hole!

Hilariously embarrassing…

Poor Lambert… Wondering if he knows about this…

Jean-Christophe Péraud accidentally naked in Tour de France 2015 Stage 13

[DICK SLIP, TORN CLOTHES, PUBLIC NUDITY]

This was a very brutal and humiliating moment for the overly cute french cyclist. Poor Jean fell from his bike, got dragged on the street having his uniform torn in the most uncomfortable area, his groin. Fortunately, he had no fractures but he had to finish the race with his dick and balls peeking out from his torn overalls in front of thousands of people… So painful and embarrassing… He deserves congratulations. Jean has now retired from cycling.

He realises his genitals are exposed, looking at his torn uniform and back at the camera fully embarrassed and tries to cover it up… 

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He steps on his feet and his fat squeezed balls and the tip of his penis are showing…

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Jumps back at his bike, with his penis and testicles almost out…

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The camera man was kind enough to follow Jean-Cristophe from the side and give us a close shot of his squeezed jewels, while probably making him feel even more uncomfortable…

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Some very detailed shots:

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His cock looks fat and meaty…

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If he wasn’t injured so bad, this would be incredibly sexy…

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Oliver Mommsen frontal naked in Ein Mann fuer den 13ten

[CAUGHT NAKED, CFNM, DICK SLIP]

He is caught naked by a 14-year old girl and he frantically grabs his cock to hide it. Too late, fortunately 🙂

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So thin…

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Love his awkward laugh….

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Having to show your dick to your 14-year old co-actress… Embarrassing.

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You can see his dick and balls squeezed in his hand…

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+ BONUS: His dick has slipped through his boxers… (due to erection?)

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Ashton Kutcher accidentally naked [DICK SLIP] in The Butterfly Effect

I remember noticing something flashing through Ashton’s boxers the first time I watched this movie. Had to pause and rewind. I was right. Ashton’s little peen had slipped out! He seems to immediately realise and frantically grabs a towel to cover. He really has to act scared in this scene but his reaction is far too real! A true embarrassing moment for Kutcher, whose ex-girlfriend Brittany Murphy joked about the relationship between him and his then-wife Demi Moore on David Letterman: “To him age doesn’t matter and to her size doesn’t matter.” Followed by multiple “Kidding!” assurances. It is also rumoured that Demi showed pictures of his small dick to her friends after they broke up.

Otto Seppälä utterly humiliated [DICK POPOUT] in a full olympic stadium.

Otto Seppälä utterly humiliated [DICK POPOUT] in a full olympic stadium. Finnish runner Otto Seppala suffered an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction in Finnish Championship called Kalevan kisat. His big sausage dick popped out of his shorts and it was flopping until he finishes. He has a clenched expression during the race, fully aware that his junk is showing but he has to keep running. This aired on public television. So humiliating…

Watch: https://sendvid.com/iw5e97rn

Jean Michel Maire accidentally naked in Touche pas à mon poste

Jean Michel Maire accidentally naked in Touche pas à mon poste – Jean Michel had a huge embarrassing moment in trashy french show TPMP (however I believe it’s staged) He had to make 10 rope jumps to win Cyril Hanouna’s challenge. Whoever lost would have to kiss Matthieu Delormeau in the mouth. Jean’s pants being quite lose, they fell on his feet exposing a pair of jumping balls and his tiny penis in front of the whole audience and French viewers. He then runs to the backstage while Cyril is laughing his ass off on the floor.

Jean is not the modest kind of man. He always talks about how he never wears an underwear and he has appeared naked before, including a semi-naked photoshoot for an AIDS campaign but he never went all the way. So he may (or may not) showed more than he ever intended.

Watch video: https://menembarrassed.wistia.com/medias/aqu7cutmix