Kai Schumann is once again in an embarrassing naked situation, as he is known for scenes like these. It’s the first time the full monty is shown, begging the question though, is it actually him? Whoever has seen him naked in “Jana und der Buschpilot Streit der Staemme” remembers there was barely anything to see. And I’m curious, how does an actor who avoids frontal since the beginning of his career suddenly shows a big cock.
Digitally Altered Nudity is starting to become a trend to protect any actor who wants to avoid showing an embarrassingly small penis in a world where anything can be found online in seconds.
Analyzing the image though leaves the real thing fully exposed. It looks so tiny, it would be too awkward for Kai to do this lengthy nude scene including the close up shots.
At the beginning of the scene, we see Kai go skinny-dipping in a lake with his piggy. He takes everything off showing us his fine meaty ass.
He looks a bit out of shape comparing to his past nude scenes but he is still sexy. As he does his crouches there is nothing seen hanging between his legs, which means he is probably wearing a protective pouch.
After having a swim he gets out covered in all the dirt a lake can contain and we see a close up shot of a totally fake, photoshopped cock flopping between his legs.
Analyzing the frames, exposes a tiny, uncut willy that barely flops! So embarrassing…
He looks a lot sexier with his cute, small dicklet than the fake big one.
The water might have been too cold making it look baby-sized…
Kai is not alone though and he is suddenly getting attacked.
We get another frontal shot but this time there is a big editing fail. The digitally edited big cock is placed a bit too high, looking ridiculous and wrong. His real penis was blurred out.
Another editing fail that gives the editing away, is the piggy’s collar being accidentally erased!
It appears that Kai used a protective pouch between shots, which didn’t stay in its place as he was running, leaving his jumping peen fully exposed.
He finds a hideout in a trailer house but he soon discovered by a cop. He has no choice but to come out with his hands up. He forgets he is completely naked and immediately covers up his tiny cock!
He embarrassingly covers it up but it’s too late…
His little testicles flop! You can notice how his hands are not really grabbing anything…
The embarrassment only gets bigger as Kai appears in front a crowd completely naked and drops on the floor, unconscious.
The unbelievably cute Russian actor Dmitriy Krivosheev, actually did it! Dmitriy had to stay completely naked for a sauna scene in Igra na vyzhivanie. His frontal though was digitally removed by the editing room in the final cut due to his penis looking extremely small. Despite his extremely small size down there, the actor was so brave and went all out with it choosing not to cover anything up. Great job Dmitriy!
The scene starts with him bathing himself naked in a lake and we see a distant shot of his nice backside. Of course the scene cuts at the exact moment he turns around to avoid any frontal exposure. He walks on by Ilya Khvostikov, covering his manhood with his one hand and enters the sauna.
Dmitriy is sitting next to Mikhail Kremmer, who immediately gives us an amazing shot of his wet, dripping balls hanging between his legs.
Ilya Khvostikov comes in showing us his fully shaved, jiggling short cock. His testicles are glued tightly. Quite sexy!
We get a really good view of his full package when he sits down and see his balls getting squeezed as he adjust his seat.
Look at his balls getting squeezed! Yummy!
A few moments later, Mikhail and Dmitriy are alone in the sauna… The camera pans in front of Dmitriy but the area between his legs is digitally darkened, leaving nothing to be seen.
I love how he quickly checks down how they look the moment the camera shows his front…
Giving some clarity reveals everything! A micropenis is seen burried between a set of little balls! Dmitriy is holding his arms in a timid, bashful position, fully embarrassed. His friend Mikhail though looks perfectly confident being the bigger cock in this scene.
I love how small he is and it’s so sexy that he looks down at it….
A shaftless, uncut micro burried in his balls
Dmitriy starts feeling hopeless and Mikhail tries to make him feel better….
…by kissing him in the lips! Dmitriy turns his gay advances down and Mikhail storms out with his gun from the sauna having regretted what he did.
His tiny mushroom cock enters the frame, jiggling as he tries to wipe out the kiss from his mouth.
So small and jiggly!!
I still can’t believe Dmitriy did this scene totally naked! He is just amazing. Let’s hope they will stop censoring micropenis nudity in the future and let sexy men like him show the goods!
It’s very ironic that a homophobic scene from a Russian show would become one of the sexiest -and gayest!- nude scenes of the past two years. Russian tv showing a naked fight between two men, with their cocks crazily flop and dangle? Unbelievable. Mikhail Kremer and Vladimir Veryovochkin, in an amazingly choreographed scene, fight, wrestle and throw things at each other while completely naked. We get to enjoy great frontals from both, Mikhail’s cute jiggly little penis and Vladimir’s dangling sausage and big testicles! Let’s dive in…
Mikhail and Vladimir enter an old house and strip off their wet clothes. Mikhail (gay character) is a bit more eager to strip, so he pulls down his boxers first giving us a great view of his flaccid penis flop like crazy as he rubs himself!
His cock is quite small and fully flaccid! So jiggly!
I love how he grabs his peen and squeezes it and then flap his whole package up and down rubbing it. So fucking sexy…
Rubbing the hell out of it! Flop! Flop! Flop!
Vladimir strips off as well and lets a sizable cock fall out… Mikhail takes a quick peek and awkwardly reacts as soon as he sees the big stuff. He can’t contain himself for too much…
He starts to rub Vladimir’s body in an attempt to warm him but… he seems to focus on the butt area a bit too much!
Vladimir, as soon as he becomes aware of Mikhail’s gay advances his homophobic spider-sense kicks in and things instantly heat up. He thanks Mikhail with a strong punch in the face!
Mikhail answers with another punch and the flopping cockfight begins!
As Vladimir struggles to get up, we see an incredible view of his big hanging cock while his ball sack seems very tight and shrunken from the cold!
He returns the favor with a hitting Mikhail with a steel rod making his small penis flop.
To avoid… size comparisons during the whole scene, the director never shows the two actor’s fronts at the same time! Except for this moment where Mikhail cock is blurred and barely visible while Vladimir’s big uncut sausage distinctly swings in every direction!
Giving some clarity instantly shows why the director choose to shoot it this way…. Awkward…
Mikhail has had enough of his ass get beaten and responds with an impressive kick but he raises his leg so much that his butthole splits open!
Let’s see it more clearly!
I love how we see his balls fly and his scrotum bag going down his exposed open anus!
This scene keeps on giving, and we are instantly greeted with another insane angle of Vladimir’s jewels as he kicks the crates off him to get up. The fight has warmed him up and his cock looks meaty while his balls bigger and softer!
His testicles softly brush his thighs and his fat, uncut cock jiggles!
Mikhail is furiously walking towards his opponent, giving us a quick and cute jiggle of his smallie! I love how hairy he is down there!
Vladimir is once again thrown, on a bed this time, and as he tries to find his balance a blanket hits his cock and sends him flying in the most epic dick flop of the scene!
His cock helicopters up looking quite stiffer…
Vladimir kicks back, his whole package dangles. His ball look big and saggy.
In a similar way, Mikhail is half-thrown on the table and his cute smaller dicklet quickly swings with hiscut head clearly visible to the camera!
Look at his hairy mushroom cock flopping! So cute!
The fight gets more intimate as the two men come closer and a cold shower -which may help keeping any unwanted erections away ahem!- coincidently turns on. Vladimir gifts us another godly floppage of his meat stick right before both of them fall on the ground with their naked bodies locked together!
In an ultimate climax of an already insanely sexy scene full of incredible moments, the two naked men fall down with Vladimir’s dangling cock looking stiff and… semi-erected! Mikhail’s foot wraps around him only few inches away from touching it!!!
There are no words to describe how raw and sexy this moment is. His ball sackso tight but big and his pointy uncut dick swivel in the air, obviously not entirely soft!
The scene reaches it’s gay climax, Vladimir’s cock is awkwardly looking up. His whole body is sitting on Mikhail he probably feels his soft dicklet on his back… Could he be aroused?
The fight ends. Mikhail is left on the ground, his gorgeous wet body in a very open position. His cut cock has turned even smaller and shrunken. His balls are so clearly visible and hairy making you wanna grab and lick them.
His cute little mushroom dicklet looks insanely sexy!
So wet. So hairy. So sexy.
I don’t think anything can surpass the sexiness of this scene that currently sits at the top of my list. Mikhail Kremer is such a handsome man and a very smart actor, I love that he is not shy at all. Vladimir Veryovochkin has an impressive package and gave us some amazing moments here.
Polish hunk Piotr Stramowski, one of the hottest ripped hairy chests out there, is no stranger to nudity. In most of his films we get to see his worked out, beautiful hairy body. He has never showed his cock in any scene, apart from very brief accidental glimpses that hinted a very small package. In 2016, Piotr starred in Pitbull Nowe Porządki and in a scene where he gets up from bed completely naked to answer a call, we see his full crotch within the frame! When the movie released we were all pretty eager to see the bits down there. However we were soon very disappointed as Piotr’s penis was digitally removed in post-production. His whole crotch was a blacked out, nothing to be seen!
But once again, menembarrassed got you covered. We have the full thing below. Piotr leans back and you can see his peen in all its tiny, floppy glory!
It’s quite obvious that they digitally removed his cock to protect Piotr from the forthcoming humiliation. Plus, such a tiny dick would seem too ridiculous for a main protagonist whose character wants to come as tough.
Looks so soft and flaccid!
See the comparison below. His crotch is completely black, nothing is visible!
Gorgeous Butt! I wonder if he was wearing a sock during this scene. It would be so embarrassing to shoot a sex scene with a flaccid smallie, rubbing on his co-actress.
To be honest, Piotr doesn’t seem to be shy about his package down there. He seems to be fully nude on set. Most of his frontals seem to get the axe in post-production. Aren’t we all sick of this discrimination? Hope to see more smallies on film in the near future…
One of the hottest polish daddies, Wojciech Mecwaldowski, finally went all out in crime series Klangor. This is his first clear frontal nudity scene since his brief accidental dick exposure in Usta Usta (2013).
At the beginning of the scene we see him fucking his wife really hard and it looks like he’s giving it good.
He looks so sexy in this fucking scene, I love how fast he is pushing. There seems to be a bit of a dick slip here, too.
The moment won’t last for long. Wojciech realizes his house is surrounded by cops and gets up nervously.
He knows they are coming for him so he is ready to give himself in. We get a brief look at his skinny ass and when he turns around his thin, slightly fluffed cock appears!
Wojciech is completely shaved down there in this scene to earn those extra inches but unfortunately his dicklet still looks small, flying out a bit instead of actually hanging.
Hands on his head he lies on the floor completely naked, ready to surrender himself to the authorities.
Police barges in, Wojciech with his hands on his butt is ready to be cuffed and arrested in front of his wife. So humiliating…
Omg, look how the tip of his penis gets bigger when he turns around! Is he flexing his cock’s muscle or is he arroused?
Unfortunately Wojciech Mecwaldowski shaved his gorgeous beard for this role. He was so hairy Usta Usta and sooo much hotter! His dick looked smaller on that scene.
Do you think Wojciech fluffed or was slightly erect in Klangor? Let us know in the comments below!
Thomas is one of the most charming German actors of his age and a living example of a man that only gets hotter the older he gets. In the age of 60 he still looks great and most importantly, he’s still doing nude scenes! Last time we saw him naked was in 2017, in series “Lobbyistin” where he showed his butt. He has been keeping a low profile since then.
Thomas has been naked countless times on set. However, when it comes to frontal nudity he hasn’t done much. Hmmm… Why would that be? Let’s remember his best moments and finally try to answer to this question.
The Blink-and-you-missed-it Frontals
1. Bella Vita (2010) – “What’s under the towel”
Thomas has only done two frontal nudity scenes and both of them are pretty brief and fast. The first one was back in 2010, on the tv movie “Bella Vita” which may (or may not) be accidental! Having just gotten out of shower and wearing only his towel, when Thomas gets up from bed he quickly gives us a peek of everything between his legs!
We see his impressively big balls slide onto his thighs and they look so perfect for grabbing while his extremely small penis looks quite wrinkly and bite-sized! Unfortunately, the movement is so fast, it’s impossible to see the details on video.
It’s his most famous naked scene as it was the first time Thomas was fully exposed and kind of shocking cause it came out of nowhere!
2. Therese geht fremd – “For the eagle-eyed only”
One year later, in 2011 Thomas stars in romantic tv film “Therese geht fremd”. In a scene we see him strip off at his hotel balcony but room service comes without notice and he runs to hide under the sheets. It’s a split second but it’s there. Thomas Sarbacher’s cock pops into frame as he jumps onto bed!
What we see down there is very different from his previous frontal. His penis looks abnormally small, shaftless and glued onto his balls. It really seems as if he is circumcised and only a tiny head is exposed. I am not sure if it is the position he is in but it looks like an “inny” micropenis coming out of his wrinkly scrotum. He is obviously cool with being totally naked in a crowded movie set despite his shortages down there, how sexy is that?
The Butt Era 2014 – Today
In the following years, while Thomas hasn’t stopped dropping his pants, he is limited to showing only his butt and rear leaving us fans craving for more. His backside though looks great as well. Take a look below.
3. Bella Amore (2014) – “Caught Naked”
This embarrassment nudity scene would be so good if we got to see his front. We see Thomas strip completely naked as he pulls his bath towel. Someone else though reaches for his towel and he realizes he is caught naked. He rushes to cover with a smaller one and cruelly leaves without showing us the best part.
The same year we see him skinny dip in Schwaegereltern. The shot is so distant you cannot see a thing.
4. Solness (2015) – “Look at my butt… only”
Thomas is taking a shower. We see his amazing butt but imagine how sexy would it be if he turned around and show us his whole body… the water dripping over his cock and huge balls… Well, that never happened unfortunately. Just another butt scene:
5.Jonathan (2016) – “Homoerotic Romance”
Thomas was so handsome that year. His haircut gives him a fresh and sexier look. It’s the first time we see him in a homoerotic sex scene! It’s quite emotional so everything is implied.
6. Lobbyistin (2017) – “The Teasing continues…”
Once again Thomas is naked in a balcony. We see his butt and he turns around only when the camera cuts his lower body. Disappointment. His co-actress definitely takes a peak down there. I don’t know if her awkward smile is scritped…
It’s evident that Thomas has some big balls (both literally and metaphorically). He loves getting naked and he probably has no problem going full frontal in any scene.
So why haven’t we seen Thomas Sarbacher in a clear frontal naked scene yet?
Well I believe it’s not really up to him. Directors always aim for a certain aesthetic result, channels very often shy away from nudity, worrying they might scare off their conservative viewers. So they opt for a win win situation where they show nudity but it’s very brief and it’s there for whoever really wants to see it (and will probably make use of the pause button!)
Also it is still a bit of a taboo to show an actor with unusually small genitalia fully naked. The depictions of a micropenis (out of the script’s context) in cinema and TV are very rare. Unfortunately, in 2021, the audience is still shocked with the view of a micropenis. Actors with extremely small genitals usually avoid frontal nudity, get censored or they are denied to do it even if they want to.
Are small cocks censored from cinema and TV?
I would say yes. There is some kind of discrimination when it comes to casting actors. I believe that well endowed actors get the green light more often. However, there is a big community that loves smaller men, and it keeps growing! There are many people who are obsessed with micropenises and consider it a very sexy attribute.
Represantation is important.
It’s very important to see different body types be represented on TV. People of different body types need to feel represented in the movies or series they are watching. This should also apply to nude scenes. A man with a micropenis definitely feels awkward when he only sees huge cocks on TV.
Is there hope to see Thomas Sarbacher fully naked again?
Well, this is Germany. Anything can happen. Thomas still looks incredibly hot and I believe he would be up for the task. However, for the reasons I mentioned the possibilities for a clearly visible frontal are grim. I have to say though that I would love to see Thomas in a public nudity scene where he runs completely naked on the street or something like that. Or a sex scene. Well anything really. Please, Thomas? ❤
Robert Finster, the handsome austrian we met as Freud had a few nude scenes in the netflix mini-series, BUT one of them went wrong leaving him fully exposed! There are three nude scenes throught the series: 1. a bathtub scene where the water is so muddy we cannot see a thing 2. a sex scene and 3. one where he is naked on the floor in a pose that blocks everything. It’s evident that Robert didn’t want to show his front. However during this sex scene his small penis is accidentally exposed due to what I believe was a wardrobe malfunction!
The sex scene begins and Robert is kinda frantic and probably a bit stressed out. He clumsily pulls down his -kinda oversized- trousers to reveal his skinny butt. I believe this is where it happened. His pants slip all the way to his feet, leaving him completely exposed. This whole part is very awkward and clumsy as he is evidently anxious.
When the sex act is over, Robert has to get up. He looks down and his pants are not within his reach, realizing he has no choice but to show everything! He has to act fast, and in a desperate move he frantically pulls the sheet next to him to cover but as soon as he turns around his small, flaccid, uncut cock pops out!
Love how fast he pulls the sheet to try and cover up but gets exposed anyway. What’s funny is that they tried to blur and darken it in editing so it’s not so prominent but you can see the enhanced version below!
Let’s see this clearer!
He turns around and you can see his very small, pointy cock flop up! So hot… I love that it’s uncut, it looks so cute!
Robert then runs to the sink to wash his willy from the “sin” he just did. We see no balls or penis hanging between his legs, making me think how small are they. Yum!
How amazing this scene would be if he hadn’t tucked his dick and balls between his legs, leaving only a mangina visible:
Giving some clarity too those muddy waters:
Robert Finster is undeniably sexy so I really expect from him more in the nudity department since he is mainly a theater actor. Even if it didn’t go as planned he did his first steps. In Freud he accidentally showed more than he wanted, let’s hope in his next nude scene he will show everything knowingly.
In Thierry Smits’s dance performance 11 men strip completely naked highlighting the diversity of their bodies and origins. The choreography demands them to bend their bodies in any pose imaginable, being completely naked and exposed, there are some shots that are more than explicit. We see many of their buttholes open widely as well as their cocks frantically flopping under the trance soundtrack of the performance.
Bruno Moaris is a kinda known male dancer and model. He happens to have a really small cock. He is always flaccid in his photos so I believe he likes showing his little willy.
The performance begins with the dancers covered in white sheets which they throw away. Bruno stands out among his co-dancer’s big sausages with his small cheeto.
The dancers start to spread on the stage, jerkily dancing to the electronic music.
Bruno is crawling on the floor with his little package fully exposed:
Later we see him in a weird “taking a dump” position, look how jiggly it is down there!
This is a funny moment, his co-dancer accidentally hits the tip of his penis while passing his foot over him. He then almost sits on it with his butt but Bruno takes it away the last minute! It’s so soft and small to go in there!
This is my favorite moment. All dancers create a moving chain, Bruno is lying on the floor, the camera gets close, and his feet spread wide open giving us an amazing view of his incredibly hairy cock and heart-shaped little ball sack going down his hole. So hot…
His cute tiny little cock is trembling… His open hairy butthole is fully exposed…
At some point, the dancers build this construction with their bodies. We see a lot of buttholes splitting open.
We get a closeup of his semi-erected cock while he climbs…
Bruno’s little willy flopping like crazy! Amazing!
This is so funny! His little cock, frantically wiggles to every direction! Bruno is the only one doing it with such passion. The dicks of his co-dancers look so heavy and big making Bruno look a bit ridiculous.
His thin cock and balls are dangling!
By the end of the performance, his cock has shrunk into a teeny tiny baby cock!
This one is so cute! This chubby guy prepares to jump naked from a boat. He tries to cover his stuff before dropping his pants, but they kind of slip down unexpectedly, exposing his buied micropenis to everyone!!! His face turns red immediately, as he struggles to hide it in his palm. So embarrassing!
I love how he awkwardly smiles, looking quite shocked that his friends saw his teensy peen and recorded it on video.
It’s just a little hole buried under his tight, cute little ball sack!