10 Sexy Actors with Micropenis You Didn’t Know Of

Being an actor with a micropenis can be a very stressful and career-defining situation. You turn down all the roles that include nudity, you always fear that in an intimate scene your co-actress might accidentally touch that area or constantly worry about a completely flat bulge.

Unfortunately, the sight of a micropenis is still a taboo in entertainment and always get the censor treatment. How can a man with a micropenis feel represented when all he sees in TV and Cinema are big schlongs? How many men feel depressed and isolated because of this? Shouldn’t we start to feel more comfortable with an extremely small penis?

#FREETHEMICROPENIS


In fact, there are many incredibly sexy actors who hide a little secret in their pants and managed to keep it away from public eyes for years. Some of them are extremely famous and you can’t even guess who they are.

Away from the lights of entertainment, men with micros have become increasingly popular the past few years, thanks to online communities that loves a supersmall cock as a fetish or kink. A superflat, bulgeless crotch is becoming a new sensation for all the fetishers who always love to look down there while from the side of small men themselves it is proudly emphasized, with very tight pants as they provoke, seduce or just wink-wink their manly clit at their chasers. Will it ever stop being a taboo for actors and celebrities as well? I believe we’re getting there.

Some of the most famous celebrities and actors hide a micro in their pants. And knowing so gives power and strength to all of you who might suffer from it. Let’s see who they are!

1. Jean Dujardin

Jean Dujardin accidentally flashed his micropenis in Wolf of Wallstreet

The French actor started his career as a comedian but later on he shifted his career by taking part to more artistic films with the film “The Artist” earning him a series of awards. Jean came close to nudity numerous times but always kept his front a secret.

In 2009, he starred in the film OSS 117: Lost in Rio where in a shirtless scene Jean accidentally (?) “outed” his micro. Having to wear a pair of very tight vintage swim shorts and avoid “outlining” anything, the way the production patched his bulge actually resulted in a much worse situation, giving him the weirdest flat bulge, something that looks much more like a vagina:

It could also be Jean’s way of saying “this is all of me down there” not caring at all about his shortage. For example in another moment from the same movie, where he has his robe provocatively open, just enough to show that nothing hangs out of it.

There are scenes that he appeared in undies that show quite a bulge down there, but it seems it was made too look puffy for him to grab it.

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2. James Van Der Beek

James Van Der Beek, the fairly handsome American actor known for his role in Dawson’s Creek, has probably never been naked in a film set! He has NEVER EVER shown his butt and he has only done very few shirtless underwear scenes. Even his shirtless appearances in Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23 where pixelated!

The sexy actor seems to shiver from fear at the idea of getting naked for a scene. In an episode of What would Diplo Do? he had to lose his towel in a hotel corridor and run completely naked. Everything was censored, which means James did the scene wearing skin colored pants.

His only naked moment is in Friends with better Lives were he is tied naked on bed covering his modesty with cable lights!

3. George Clooney

George Clooney has kept his micropenis a secret

Ever wondered why one of the sexiest actors of all time has never appeared fully naked all these years? George Clooney has been avoiding nudity throughout his career, with his naked scenes count on the fingers of one hand.

Apart from a hint of butt in Solaris and stripping to some pretty flat underwear in front of Jennifer Lopez, Clooney hasn’t showed much in any of his films. In some of his older photos his bulge appears empty, flat and pushed inwards…

HIs bulge is pushed inwards…

Rumor has it that George is very small and wrinkly down there which is probably the reason he shies away from doing nude scenes. This is so awkward for a sex symbol like Clooney. I wonder how many roles he rejected because of that.

4. Colin Firth

Right: Colin Firth flashes his privates to Jennifer Rubin in Playmaker (1994)

Colin Firth, the British actor that everyone loves, was always considered sexy and charming. Early in his career he dived right into the deep waters of nudity, in Valmont (1989), The Advocate (1993) and in 1994’s drama Playmaker showing his butt. In his 30s at the time, Colin gets out of shower completely naked and flashes everything in front of Jennifer Rubin. The full thing was never shown.

Colin Firth shows his butt in The Advocate (1993)

One year later, in Pride and Prejudice, the script requires Colin to enter a lake completely naked in the now iconic scene. The writer of the film Andrew Davies said he planned for Mr. Darcy to be fully naked:


“Darcy was an actual man but he spent all his time being constrained by demands of society. He’d just spent weeks and months in London being polite with a group of stuffy people. He would have had a few hours in which he could be blissfully alone. It’s a hot day, he arrives at this lake – so I thought he would strip completely off and dive down and just become a creature, an animal, just for once.” Davies added: “I don’t know the reason why – maybe they felt it would have taken too long to get him undressed. They could have always cut to him standing on the bank diving in naked so it might have been something about Colin’s anxiety about love handles or something.” 


Mr. Darcy’s wet shirt was actually pretty revealing…

The Times reports that Davies said afterwards: “I suspect we wouldn’t have have been allowed to get away with full frontal. I’m pretty sure we wouldn’t.” I can kind of imagine why.

And that’s where Colin takes a big break from nudity. It’s a bit weird how he started his career with so many nude scenes and suddenly he shies away from a skinny-dipping scene and never shoots a nude scene for the next 13 years! Whatever it was, Colin decided to return back to his old glory, in 2007, in a threesome scene with Kevin Bacon and Rachel Blanchard and a very steamy bathtub scene in When did you last see your Father? Colin seems to have liberated from that point on with almost every of his next films featuring some nudity!

In 2008, in an interview in Jon Stewart’s The Daily Show, Firth spends 7 minutes describing how a fan or paparazzi tried to snap a pic of his manhood in a public toilet saying he tried to push the camera away to protect his modesty but added: “It’s hard to do when you’re not entirely in your pants” A lot of questions of course arise like why go to a standing toilet when you have a weewee down there? Isn’t like… sitting… required?

In another interview he actually admitted “his penis is nothing to write home about!”

Too bad, that means we will never get a proper Colin Firth frontal. Sad face.

5. Joe Manganiello

Joe Manganiello is known to have a micropenis

It’s actually not a secret in Hollywood circles that Joe has a man-clit down there. His nickname “Bick Dick Richie” in Magic Mike, was reportedly an inside joke and nod to his little piece of manhood. To be honest, we love everything about him. His body is amazingly sexy, he is incredibly handsome and for a guy with a micro he has done countless nude scenes!

“That moment” in True Blood

The naked scene in True Blood that many viewers noticed something was missing.

Eagle-eyed True Blood viewers have paused a sex scene from True Blood pointing out the actor’s shortages, where Joe either didn’t wear a cock sock or he might have drop it while throwing his co-actress to bed. The scene was very dark and probably edited making impossible to see anything. For the first time, we reveal Joe’s micropenis in True Blood! What surprises me is that he seems to even have a little bush down there! Wow.

We believe that a micropenis is extremely sexy, especially on a muscle-built guy like Joe Manganiello. There’s nothing sexier than a huge, ripped body that when stripped completely a tiny surprise awaits…

6. Clark Gregg

Clark Gregg is so fucking adorable! The supercute, beloved Agent of Shield has one of the best types of micropenis for licking, as he is completely shaftless down there! Once you dive into that swirly, wrinkled softie, you can barely stop. His big, shaggy ball sack is so great for grabing.

The ageless daddy has never appeared naked apart from some very sexy shirtless scenes in “The New Adventures of Old Christine“, including a bed scene where the sheets provocatively lay on his crotch, outlining a flat bulge.

His fish portrait is the closest Clark ever got to showing his clit dick fully.

Maybe we should see Clark in a more artistic film if we want to get our hopes up in seeing his shocking full frontal. It would be one of the sexiest moments in male nudity history, for sure.

7. Corey Stoll

Corey Stoll has a shrimp sized micropenis

Most of you know him from House of Cards or as Dr. Ephraim Goodweather from horror drama The Strain. Apart from the incredible talent he is, Corey Stoll is also one of the most lovable american actors. He is sexy but also very cute at the same time, like he has the correct amount of both! Which is what makes him so charming and attractive in my eyes.

Nudity wise, Corey hasn’t shown much so far and we probably won’t be seeing any full frontal from him any time sooner. Down there is only a shrimp-sized cute uncut little willy… the cutest cock ever! Of course this only makes Corey Stoll even sexier for us.

I mean imagine entering the shower, greeted by this…

So, is how comfortable is Corey with nudity?

Butt naked in House of Cards

We briefly saw Corey’s butt getting while out of bed in House of Cards, but was he really naked during the sex scene under the sheets? The answer is no. If you look closely he is actually wearing a protective pouch to hide his privates and prevent any… awkward touching during the scene.

You can see his skin being pulled by the sticky patch

Embracing his gay side

However one of the most shockingly unexpected scenes was in Girls. Corey spread his legs open wide in the air for Andrew Rannells in a gay sex scene, that left us shocked. While there is no extreme nudity (and most likely there were modesty patches involved) it’s amazing that he dared to do this and embraced his gay side only leaving us drooling for more…

Getting pounded like there’s no tomorrow….

In his photoshoot for GQ magazine he appeared wearing some pretty tight pair of pants, giving away a lot while also… withholding everything!

8. David Harbour

David Harbour’s micropenis is shaftless

David Harbour is the sexy but also adorable American daddy actor everybody loves. He always transforms for every role he takes. From a scruffy, beardy, muscle-bearish look in Black Widow to a more retro, daddy, ‘stache look in Stranger Things, he looks great in every one of them.

In an episode of Stranger Things, we briefly saw his shaftless micropenis before he quickly pulls the sheet to hide it in front of a shocked Winona Ryder!

Belly definitely looks good on him, especially with the mustache. The ultimate daddy!

His hottest moment so far is a disinfestation scene, where David had to stay with his micro exposed in front of the entire crew while two men clean him from top to bottom… A fully naked and wet David Harbour in front of two men who rub him everywhere. Can it get any better than that?

It actually can! David was recently in a photoshoot for GQ wearing a kilt by Thom Browne joining the movement for a pantsless future for men. Isn’t it sexy that he’s wearing nothing underneath besides the kilt!?

Will David ever go full frontal? It doesn’t seem very likely. Maybe if he starts picking more arty films. Let’s see…

9. Richard Dreyfuss

The shaftless innie micropenis of Richard Dreyfuss we never saw…

Richard Dreyfuss has always been a handsome man. Even today, he is still a very attractive daddy. What I love about him is that he was also funny and goofy in his roles. The closest he ever got to being naked was in 1977’s romantic comedy “The Goodbye Girl” as Elliot Garfield, an actor struggling in New York.

In a scene, Richard is seen in his bedroom playing the guitar fully naked. Dreyfuss looked very sexy with his hairy chest and only the music instrument covering his privates. While we never saw Richard’s shaftless innie behind the guitar, the part earned him an oscar and became — at that time — the youngest actor to win the Academy Award for Best Actor!

Richard’s untidy hair and little beard make for a very charming look…

But have we seen everything from Richard?

Dreyfuss recently appeared naked in the poster of Killing Winston Jones proving he may still be up to the task. It is unknown if he had a nude scene in this film as its release was cancelled due to the sexual assault charges made against Danny Masterson and the resulting criminal trial. However, if Richard is still willing to do it… I would love to see it!

10. Kıvanç Tatlıtuğ

One of the most handsome actors in the world has a micropenis

Named by many as the most beautiful man in the world, Turkish actor Kıvanç Tatlıtuğ is admittedly extremely handsome. But the actor has shied away from sex scenes, keeping under wraps what’s down there…

The Turkish hunk while he hasn’t done any nudity as an actor, he appeared in some very sexy photo shootings in his model days. In one photo he is completely naked, only covering his crotch with a very thin garment. Giving some clarity and his shaftless microdick appears more clearly!

His bulge also seems superflat in most of his photos:

What’s Next?

Some of the sexiest men in the world hide a very special piece inside their pants… and there are many more! Is the world ready to embrace their uniqueness? Will the image of extremely small genitalia continue to be a taboo for TV and Film? Will it stopped be considered as unphotogenic?

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[HIGHLIGHT:] Hynek Cermak frontal naked [MICROPENIS, SMALL ERECTION, BUTT, CFNM] in play “Africká Královna”

When I discovered this I was left shocked in front of my screen. Hynek Cermak, the sexiest Czech daddy, completely naked on stage! Cermak’s micropenis was shown very briefly back in 2012 in film “Svatá čtveřice” (4some) and it was his only frontal. Since then I never believed we would get a clear view of his front (due to his size) let alone fully erected!

Hynek is sitting on the boat fully naked and as he gets up, he lifts his leg and exposes his whole package! His gorgeous mini-boner and pair of tight balls appear!

His thin dicklet is so hard and stiff, it barely flops, looking straight ahead as he gets up.

So sexy…

I just love how small and thin it is! Supercute!

Those pair of balls look incredible for grabbing and licking!

Only his tip flops up a bit!

The weirdest thing is that this video exists since since 2014 and I only discovered it recently! The play is currently running again so you can actually enjoy all of Hynek at the theaters.

More photos from the play:

We have seen plenty of this butt so far… His co-actress Lindou Rybovou rather shocked by his little thing, pointing at it.

Covering the little bits…

His normal body is so sexy…

His tiny micro looks so thin when erected… The tip looks wrinkled… Amazing!

I am so pleased that we got to see all of Hynek at last! I was so curious to see how it looks when he is aroused which of course is only possible in theater. Cinema and Television are still very cautious and conservative with small genitals.

I’m looking forward to seeing more of him. Maybe an explicit view of his…

[EXCLUSIVE:] Chris Hemsworth’s huge prosthetic cock in Thor: Love And Thunder + Uncensored Butt

Fans are getting crazy over naked Thor in the upcoming Love And Thunder trailer. Zeus (played by Russel Crowe) leaves Thor stark naked, tearing his cape with a snap of his finger in front of everyone. I am sure everyone is wondering if Chris Hemsworth was actually fully naked during this scene. The answer of course is no. He is wearing what it seems to be an extremely huge prosthetic cock, probably to look proportionally correct with a god’s body. Gotta love Marvel’s attention to detail!

Here’s the full dong/balls prosthetic:

This looks a bit heavier than Thor’s hammer. My guess is they are going to show it hang between his legs from behind, which is why they probably blurred the butt shot in the trailer:

And there it is, hanging like horse dick. It will be so fun if they actually go ahead and show it. Even if it’s fake it gives superhero movies a new edge and immediately puts them in adult territory. It’s about time we saw more nudity in mainstream cinema.

What’s under the prosthetic?

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DICK WARS: Will Smith VS Chris Rock

Following the latest big celebrity feud that went viral, after Chris Rock got publicly slapped in the Oscars by Will Smith leading to the whole story becoming viral and Smith getting cancelled by movie productions and the academy, we decided to end this battle in a different way.

While most people thought that what happened to Will Smith was a bit unjust and Chris Rock was heavily criticized for his bad sense of humor, Smith is the one who had to deal with the consequences of his slapping. But who will win the dick battle? Who is bigger down there? Sausage or Macaroni? Who has literally the biggest balls? Who has the sexiest cock? Let’s begin!

Will Smith

1. Has he done Frontal Nudity?

Yes, kind of. His most famous naked appearance is in Wild Wild West. Will Smith is having an intimate moment with a woman in a huge water tank but it suddenly collapses. We see him fall and land with an amazing shot between his legs where we see his huge balls flop up and down!

His dark colored package looks huge! The way his big balls flop is amazing…

Will Smith gets up and we get an incredible view of his well-shaped butt and his horsey-big cock hanging between his legs! We see a water drop falling from the tip of his penis. The three men can’t help but stare down there!

His long hanging cock is visible between his legs

2. Cut or Uncut?

Will Smith’s cock is deliciously UNCUT!

3. Shaved or Bush?

Will is clean-cut so he is shaved down there.

Chris Rock

1. Has he done Frontal Nudity?

Chris has been naked in a skinny-dipping scene from Grown Ups where he jumps of a rock completely naked. His front is only shown from a distance but there is a medium shot where he is seen falling.

A small and very thin peen is seen flying between his legs!

2. Cut or Uncut?

Chris Rock is uncut as well, saving him some extra inches.

3. Shaved or Bush?

While Chris is hairless on his body there are very few hair down there.

Head-to-Head Bulge Comparison

We had a very hard time finding any footage of Chris Rock in undies while there are plenty of Will Smith with a noticeably puffy bulge.

The Verdict

While the winner is not chosen with size in mind, Will Smith clearly wins in that department. His huge uncut cock looks delicious and his big dark wet balls flopping in Wild Wild West are shockingly sexy. Smith is certainly big down there and it shows while Chris is on the shorter and thinner side.

They are both uncut with Chris having very little hair. While we love a nice bush down there we will prefer consistency on this one and choose the overall clean-cut Smith.

The winner is clear by now. Will Smith gets the Menembarrassed-equivalent of an Oscar for his incredibly sexy cock! I have to note at this point that only dick slaps are allowed in our ceremony!

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Who do you think should fight next? Suggest the next battle below!

Ben Affleck’s fake penis in Gone Girl and his real penis

Ben Affleck frontal naked in Gone Girl
The prosthetic was so huge there was no room left for debate

When Gone Girl came out, there was a huge debate whether the huge cock shown in Ben Affleck’s shower scene was real or a prosthetic. There was a lot of people stupid enough to believe that monster-cock was actually Ben. It looked more fake than the Justice League CGI!

The story repeats itself with Oscar Isaac, who appeared with a fake prosthetic in a sex scene in HBO’s Scenes from a Marriage.

Ben’s flaccid cock looks delicious!

However there was a moment that Ben Affleck actually appears completely naked in front of Rosamund Pike, but she only gets to see his meat, not the audience. As you can see in the exclusive photo, Rosamund was greeted with something that looks extremely smaller, uncut and pointy!

Small and Cute!

While I was never a huge fan of Ben Affleck, I have to admit that his flaccid, uncut cock looks unexpectedly sexy! It seems to be on the shorter side but quite thick, too. I hope he really considers to do a real frontal scene. Imagine this amazing package dangling as he walks! So sexy. He looks way hotter without any ridiculous fake horse-dicks.

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Oscar Isaac’s fake prosthetic in Scenes from A Marriage and his real penis [SMALL]

[EXCLUSIVE] Sam Elliot frontal naked in The Legacy (1984)

The sexiest hairy chest from the 70s belongs to Sam Elliot, an actor who everyone still finds incomparably attractive as he never lost his sex-symbol status. His deep voice, his greatly built hairy body and his impressive mustache has always left women (and men) drooling over him.

In one of his most iconic scenes from The Legacy (1987), that no one can forget, he appears completely naked. We see his well-shaped buttocks as he enters the shower and then his incredibly hot hairy chest as the water drips over him.

Unfortunately Sam Elliot has never went full frontal all these years which is obviously a shame. For the first time ever you can now see him fully naked in the shower in an exclusive photo.

You will be shocked at how huge his cock is as well as with the amount of bush down there. There are no men like him anymore.

Only for the collectors among the fans of this blog, prepare your wallets!

Oscar Isaac naked in Dune [UPDATE]

There is some talk about these photos being a scam. You can see the full thing from two different angles. This is no cut and pasting photoshop magic. Anyone can contact me for other example-photos to know what to expect.

For your information:

-Oscar’s nudity in episode 4 of Scenes from a Marriage is a prosthetic. It doesn’t look nearly close to what’s on these photos.

-The actor said in an interview he was not aware they were gonna show the full thing. This is totally impossible. All actors agree what will be shown on their contracts before shooting.

-Full frontal of the actor in another scene of the HBO show was removed, as the actor was not wearing any prosthetic.

-As you will find out yourself, Oscar is actually circumcised. He is Jewish from the side of his father. All Jews are circumcised at birth. 😉

Robin Hood:

Alessandro Cattelan fully naked in Eurovision 2022 [SMALL PENIS VISIBLE]

Alessandro Cattelan is probably the most handsome Eurovision presenter so far. The Italian host was looking gorgeous throughout the whole show, dressed in glamorous shiny suits and all-black outfits. But one of them stood out a bit more…

During a bit explaining to viewers how to vote through the app, Alessandro’s floating head appeared in a green-screened internet-meme style space backdrop.

Some viewrs felt awkward when Alessandro’s disembodied head popped on screen…

When the bit ends, the backdrop disappears, the camera frame opens and what we see catches us completely off guard! The sexy presenter in an overall green screen suit so tight, that left nothing to our imagination!

I still can’t believe this actually happened, you can see everything through that suit! Alessandro seems totally okay with exposing his little package to the whole Europe! Viewers were shocked at the view of his visible penis bulge, making it viral on twitter with most of them loving the moment:

Some viewers craved for more of Alessandro’s cock

Some of them even played with the green-screen outfit turning Alessandro’s sexy moment into a meme.

But maybe it would be way better to add some more of Alessandro Cattelan there:

Love how small his uncut peen is! His little balls look delicious. It seems he has arranged his cock looking upwards to give his bulge some extra inches.

This is the first time in Eurovision history, a host is showing so much. Maybe it should become a tradition for the next shows to come! The community sure loved it every bit of Alessandro’s yummy peen…

The hot italian presenter exposed everything to millions of viewers

It’s not the first time Alessandro shows his small bulge though. Here’s a steamy backstage moment from his hotel room were he only wears a pair of boxer briefs! His bulge looks so prominently pointy!!

He has also appeared fully naked in show “Le Iene” years ago.

Looks small…

She’s grabbing his little package in front of everyone!

Kai Schumann frontal naked [TINY, BALLS, DIGITALLY ALTERED PENIS] in Mord mit Aussicht

Kai Schumann is once again in an embarrassing naked situation, as he is known for scenes like these. It’s the first time the full monty is shown, begging the question though, is it actually him? Whoever has seen him naked in “Jana und der Buschpilot Streit der Staemme” remembers there was barely anything to see. And I’m curious, how does an actor who avoids frontal since the beginning of his career suddenly shows a big cock.

Digitally Altered Nudity is starting to become a trend to protect any actor who wants to avoid showing an embarrassingly small penis in a world where anything can be found online in seconds.

Analyzing the image though leaves the real thing fully exposed. It looks so tiny, it would be too awkward for Kai to do this lengthy nude scene including the close up shots.

At the beginning of the scene, we see Kai go skinny-dipping in a lake with his piggy. He takes everything off showing us his fine meaty ass.

He looks a bit out of shape comparing to his past nude scenes but he is still sexy. As he does his crouches there is nothing seen hanging between his legs, which means he is probably wearing a protective pouch.

After having a swim he gets out covered in all the dirt a lake can contain and we see a close up shot of a totally fake, photoshopped cock flopping between his legs.

Analyzing the frames, exposes a tiny, uncut willy that barely flops! So embarrassing…

He looks a lot sexier with his cute, small dicklet than the fake big one.

The water might have been too cold making it look baby-sized…

Kai is not alone though and he is suddenly getting attacked.

We get another frontal shot but this time there is a big editing fail. The digitally edited big cock is placed a bit too high, looking ridiculous and wrong. His real penis was blurred out.

Another editing fail that gives the editing away, is the piggy’s collar being accidentally erased!

It appears that Kai used a protective pouch between shots, which didn’t stay in its place as he was running, leaving his jumping peen fully exposed.

He finds a hideout in a trailer house but he soon discovered by a cop. He has no choice but to come out with his hands up. He forgets he is completely naked and immediately covers up his tiny cock!

He embarrassingly covers it up but it’s too late…

His little testicles flop! You can notice how his hands are not really grabbing anything…

The embarrassment only gets bigger as Kai appears in front a crowd completely naked and drops on the floor, unconscious.