Colin Firth REWIND: His best naked moments

Colin Firth is one of the most charming British actors with a bright acting career which skyrocketed after his role of Mr. Darcy in BBC’s adaptation of “Pride and Prejudice” following with multiple awards -among them an Oscar for The King’s Speech- and many other nominations as well. His career is also full of memorable naked moments. Unfortunately, Colin Firth’s full frontal was never shown in any of his films due to his extremely small and unconventionally shaped micropenis that is still a taboo for the film industry. His nudity timeline is full of very revealing appearances that are worth remembering. Let’s dive in…

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Early Years: The Brave Era

1. The Advocate (1993) – “A Bold Start”

Quite early in his career around his 30s, Colin appears completely naked on set in a steam room scene for the film The Advocate. The actor doesn’t seem to wear any protection (modesty patches were not so famous back then) and enters in a room full of people. Doing such a scene, with your micropenis out in the open in a crowded room is definitely not an easy task, so Colin was very brave here. It’s worth noting that actors at the time didn’t have to worry about camera phones or social media or any leak from the inside.

So moving on, along with a fully naked Ian Holm, they walk into the water and if you look closely you can see that Colin is not wearing anything underneath…

Giving some clarity reveals Colin’s squeezed micropenis between his thighs and Ian’s regular sized cock!

Of coursethe viewers only got to see his bare buttocks in another spicy scene from the same film. Colin conveniently has his front facing away from the camera…

1. Playmaker (1994) “So close to Full Frontal”

In 1994’s drama Playmaker, Colin gets so close to full frontal but once again it “gets the axe” (no pun intended). Wet and completely naked behind a glass wall, he slowly gets out of shower and flashes Jennifer Rubin with the shocking view of his inny micropenis.

If you look closely he seems to be rubbing it once with his two fingers before he expose it to her.

She gets a good peek at it but manages to keep a straight face…

Colin might have been very embarrassed during this scene but nothing shows. It’s amazing how confident he looks as he walks past her to achieve the seductive nature of this film’s character. Proof of the great actor he is.

From Mr. Darcy to Fame: Taking a Break from Nudity

3. Pride and Prejudice (1995) “Shying away”

One year later, a scene in Pride and Prejudice requires Colin to go skinny-dipping in a lake as the charming Mr. Darcy. Colin at the time didn’t felt like doing it and requested for the script to be changed and have him clothed in this scene.

The writer of the film Andrew Davies argued that it made more sense for his character to be fully naked:

“Darcy was an actual man but he spent all his time being constrained by demands of society.” […] “It’s a hot day, he arrives at this lake – so I thought he would strip completely off and dive down and just become a creature, an animal, just for once.”

“I don’t know the reason why – maybe they felt it would have taken too long to get him undressed. They could have always cut to him standing on the bank diving in naked so it might have been something about Colin’s anxiety about love handles or something.”

The Times reported that afterwards Andrew said

“I suspect we wouldn’t have have been allowed to get away with full frontal. I’m pretty sure we wouldn’t.”

further implying Colin’s shortages as being the reason. However, giving some clarity to Colin’s wet clothes in the lake scene reveals a lot (or a tiny bit for that matter…)

Mr. Darcy was a huge success setting the ground for Colin Firth’s big career. The British actor gains a huge following. mostly women who are very curious to see him go full frontal. But that’s where Colin gets a break from nudity and and never shoots a nude scene for the next 13 years! The rising of the internet brings celebrity photos in the click of a button and fans start to notice his empty bulge in most photos…

2007-Now: Liberation Era

4. Where The Truth Lies (2007) – “Naked Again”

After 13 years of no skin, Colin returns impressively liberated from any exposure anxiety in a threesome scene with Kevin Bacon and Rachel Blanchard. It’s the first time we see Colin in such an erotic scene…

He wants to participate but aims for Kevin… As soon as he takes his robe, he immediately sticks behind him before anything is seen.

He seems to be fully naked without any protection which means Kevin could feel his wrinkly micro rubbing his butt…

5. When Did You Last See Your Father? (2007)

One of the steamiest naked moments comes in When Did You Last See Your Father? where we see Colin in a very personal moment in the bathtub. Enhancing those blurry waters reveals his gorgeously flat crotch…

6. A Single Man

In the “Single Man” Colin embraces his homosexual side in the role of George, an English professor trying to cope in 60s Los Angeles after the death of his boyfriend. In this film, Colin finally makes up for that skinny-dipping scene in Pride and Prejudice and drops all of his clothes to join Nicholas Hoult. His front is not shown in the film but we exclusively have the full thing.

Colin strips down revealing a swirly and wrinkly pee-hole glued to his testicles, what the nudity community describes as a “manly clit” due to its shaftless nature. Amazing…

6.Kingsman: The Golden Circle – “That bulging moment”

When you’re a famous actor, it’s impossible to keep your manhood a secret even if you want to. There are always scenes that accidentally reveal more. For example, the scene where we saw the most of Colin is actually one in which he is fully clothed! In a scene from “Kingsman: The Golden Circle” he is locked in a cell that fills up with water.

The level of the water quickly rises and we are about to witness Colin’s wet and flat bulge being revealed!

The water drips over Colins bulge, that curiously looks very bumped up and if you look closely you can notice his micropenis “lips” being outlined over his wet pants…

Is it possible that Colin got a bit turned on during that scene? Or did he wore some kind of patch in that area to avoid the completely bulgeless look?

Halle Berry and Mark Strong have fully inspected everything up-close…

What’s next for Colin?

The cute British actor has given us many sexy moments to look back to. I believe that if Colin was allowed to, he would show his jewels in some of his past films. Unfortunately, micropenises are still censored in movies and Hollywood is quite conservative in the depiction of male genitalia. Hopefully this will change in the near future. What’s next for Colin? In the age of 63 I doubt he will continue to do nude scenes. However, his latest work has made a shift from extremely mainstream films. Could this long timeline of nudity continue in more unconventional movie maybe? We would love to see more if he is up for it!

Alessandro Cattelan fully naked in Eurovision 2022 [SMALL PENIS VISIBLE]

Alessandro Cattelan is probably the most handsome Eurovision presenter so far. The Italian host was looking gorgeous throughout the whole show, dressed in glamorous shiny suits and all-black outfits. But one of them stood out a bit more…

During a bit explaining to viewers how to vote through the app, Alessandro’s floating head appeared in a green-screened internet-meme style space backdrop.

Some viewrs felt awkward when Alessandro’s disembodied head popped on screen…

When the bit ends, the backdrop disappears, the camera frame opens and what we see catches us completely off guard! The sexy presenter in an overall green screen suit so tight, that left nothing to our imagination!

I still can’t believe this actually happened, you can see everything through that suit! Alessandro seems totally okay with exposing his little package to the whole Europe! Viewers were shocked at the view of his visible penis bulge, making it viral on twitter with most of them loving the moment:

Some viewers craved for more of Alessandro’s cock

Some of them even played with the green-screen outfit turning Alessandro’s sexy moment into a meme.

But maybe it would be way better to add some more of Alessandro Cattelan there:

Love how small his uncut peen is! His little balls look delicious. It seems he has arranged his cock looking upwards to give his bulge some extra inches.

This is the first time in Eurovision history, a host is showing so much. Maybe it should become a tradition for the next shows to come! The community sure loved it every bit of Alessandro’s yummy peen…

The hot italian presenter exposed everything to millions of viewers

It’s not the first time Alessandro shows his small bulge though. Here’s a steamy backstage moment from his hotel room were he only wears a pair of boxer briefs! His bulge looks so prominently pointy!!

He has also appeared fully naked in show “Le Iene” years ago.

She’s grabbing his little package in front of everyone!

Maximilian Brückner frontal naked [TINY, SMALL ERECTION, BUTTHOLE, CMNM] in Das Schönste Paar

I have to say it was a big shocker seeing Maximilian going all the way – he seemed to be sworn against it – however I wasn’t all that surprised. Okay, we all knew he was not packing a monster down there. But I never imagined he would do a scene this explicit. He exposed well, actually everything! Let’s dive in:

In the first scene, Max is seen lying completely naked on the beach with his girlfriend. We don’t see much but when he turns sideways to kiss her, his semi-erected penis pops up as it stands upwards!

It’s really awkward to see his very thin, pointy dick peeking during a romantic scene.

It looks quite small and very sharp looking!

Looks like he’s having a pencil-dick erection…

They suddenly realize they are not alone as a gang of “voyeurs” are spying on them from the hill. They quickly get up and Maximilian doesn’t lose the chance to show his perfect butt.

The second scene is where we see Maximilian Brueckner wide open. The gang from the previous scene has taken the couple as hostages and forces Max to have sex with his girlfriend in front of them.

Poor Max starts rubbing his cock trying to get it erect but it’s impossible while those sick bastards looking.

it’s a bit awkward that he’s making a fist, while being completely flaccid, to act like his rubbing it

The sick guy loses his patience and grabs Maximilian. The next shot is amazing.

Max is thrown on the floor and we see an incredibly explicit shot of his flopping scrotum bag going down his butthole as he open his legs! So hot… His tiny flaccid, cock is mostly hidden behind his balls but it’s briefly visible.

It’s so raw, I love it. I still can believe he did this.

The tip of his little peen is briefly peeking behind his balls!

You can see everything! His wrinkly testicle bag, his thin flaccid uncut peen. Even a bit of his butthole.

At the end, after they are left alone, Maximilian tries to crawl back to his girlfriend. He lifts his body exposing his shaggy ball sack and tiny cock!! Immediately, he lowers his body as if someone from the crew yelled at him and the camera quickly moves away.

His tiny ball sack brushes the floor and lifts up with his penis looking extremely small and soft. Seems like very embarrassing scene to shoot let alone to watch afterwards…

Look how soft his testicles look as they pickup from the floor!

As he finally gets up Max’s is once again fully exposed. I believe what he tried to do here was to cover his front with his upper body but the angle was wrong giving us the clearest full frontal of his dick and balls.

Look at the wrinkly tip of his soft little willy!

This was one of the most amazing, raw nude scenes ever. It’s a tiny bit embarrassing and humiliating for Maximilian, every bit of him is exposed. I don’t thing any future nude scene by Max can top this one, unless it’s a Lars von Trier film.

[EXCLUSIVE:] Tyler Labine frontal naked in Deadbeat (uncensored)

Back in 2000, in a movie called “Trixie”, Tyler was one of the first actors who ever showed their micropenis on a film. It was a scene where a group of men were forced stripped on gunpoint. Years passed and Tyler transformed into the hottest bear actor I have ever seen. While he kept on going naked in several scenes, he didn’t do any frontal nudity. In 2014, he starred in series “Deadbeat”, looking more handsome than ever. In a lengthy 2-minute scene, Tyler wakes up completely naked and hangover in a hotel room and spends the whole time naked. We see him lying on the floor with his legs open, but unfortunately IT’S CENSORED. Yeap, pixels everywhere. Why the hell would you go and censor this?

For the first time, you can see a screencap of this scene UNCENSORED.

There are NO WORDS to describe how sexy this is. I love every bit of him. His bearish cock, his little balls, his big thighs, his beautiful beard. Look how he’s lying with his legs open. Everything is exposed. Look at this massive hole, it’s amazing! Who wouldn’t wanna dive in there and start licking?

I am not even a bear myself. I just think there’s something overly sexy about this guy. There’s no other actor like him. Imagine if this whole scene was uncensored. I am sure Tyler doesn’t give a shit and loves to get naked. Showrunners probably don’t want to scare viewers off with nudity. I hope in the future we’ll be ready to embrace the beauty and sexiness of men like him and see more -explicit- nudity like this.

You can currently watch Ty in NBC’s medical drama “New Amsterdam”

NEW & HOT! Bonaventure Gacon frontal naked [CFNM] in Cornelius le meunier hurlant

Bonaventure is so adorable, I love his

eccentric look with his long beard and crazy hair. This is his first

movie and he goes all the way! He is having an outdoor bath and accidentally flashes everything to a woman. He turns around and he is shocked, all wet with his thin, pointy penis jiggling in front of her… He immediately jumps into the tub, fully embarrassed. Incredible scene! More of Bonaventure Gacon, please!