Johann von Bülow frontal naked [BIG, OPEN BUTTHOLE, BALLS, CMNM] in Die Schlikkerfrauen

Johann von Bülow exposed everything in one of my favorite male embarrassment scenes out there. In this scene, he and his girlfriend (Catherine Flemming) are caught during bed action by her husband (Sky du Mont). He enters the room and is left stunned when he sees them shagging.

Hilariously, they don’t even acknowledge his presence and keep banging in front of him as he is preparing to beat Johan’s ass with a golf bat.

When they finally notice he is there, Johann’s is thrown out of bed completely naked. Everything happens in seconds but we get to see it all. Johann von Buelow lands with his butt on the floor quickly grabbing a pillow to cover up but not before he gives us an epic view of his huge sausage cock crazily flopping up and his dangling testicles as he spreads his legs open!

His big uncut cock is flopping up and down!

Sky’s reaction is priceless as he has just seen all of Johann right in front of him.

Johann’s butthole opens up right to the camera with his ball sack seen hanging between his legs!

It looks um… quite drilled. So embarrasing…

I just love Johann’s red-faced expression as he is struggling to cover his jiggling cock while falling on his butt! His large penis expands like a spring, with his pointy uncut tip flapping up. He seems to have some excessive foreskin there…

His legs spread open exposing everything…

After giving us a explicit view of his privates, von Buelow slowly tries to get his pants back but he won’t do so very easily…

Sky wants to humiliate him a bit more…

Sky suddenly steps off Johann’s pants leaving him fall back with his butthole opening up one more time for us!

If you look closely you can see his anus hole…

This is so embarrassingly explicit…

It almost feels as if Johann was actually trying to expose his hole!

This is Johann’s best naked appearance. The cute German actor hasn’t been naked again ever since. I don’t think anything he does in the future could surpass this but let’s see.

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DICK WARS: Will Smith VS Chris Rock

Following the latest big celebrity feud that went viral, after Chris Rock got publicly slapped in the Oscars by Will Smith leading to the whole story becoming viral and Smith getting cancelled by movie productions and the academy, we decided to end this battle in a different way.

While most people thought that what happened to Will Smith was a bit unjust and Chris Rock was heavily criticized for his bad sense of humor, Smith is the one who had to deal with the consequences of his slapping. But who will win the dick battle? Who is bigger down there? Sausage or Macaroni? Who has literally the biggest balls? Who has the sexiest cock? Let’s begin!

Will Smith

1. Has he done Frontal Nudity?

Yes, kind of. His most famous naked appearance is in Wild Wild West. Will Smith is having an intimate moment with a woman in a huge water tank but it suddenly collapses. We see him fall and land with an amazing shot between his legs where we see his huge balls flop up and down!

His dark colored package looks huge! The way his big balls flop is amazing…

Will Smith gets up and we get an incredible view of his well-shaped butt and his horsey-big cock hanging between his legs! We see a water drop falling from the tip of his penis. The three men can’t help but stare down there!

His long hanging cock is visible between his legs

2. Cut or Uncut?

Will Smith’s cock is deliciously UNCUT!

3. Shaved or Bush?

Will is clean-cut so he is shaved down there.

Chris Rock

1. Has he done Frontal Nudity?

Chris has been naked in a skinny-dipping scene from Grown Ups where he jumps of a rock completely naked. His front is only shown from a distance but there is a medium shot where he is seen falling.

A small and very thin peen is seen flying between his legs!

2. Cut or Uncut?

Chris Rock is uncut as well, saving him some extra inches.

3. Shaved or Bush?

While Chris is hairless on his body there are very few hair down there.

Head-to-Head Bulge Comparison

We had a very hard time finding any footage of Chris Rock in undies while there are plenty of Will Smith with a noticeably puffy bulge.

The Verdict

While the winner is not chosen with size in mind, Will Smith clearly wins in that department. His huge uncut cock looks delicious and his big dark wet balls flopping in Wild Wild West are shockingly sexy. Smith is certainly big down there and it shows while Chris is on the shorter and thinner side.

They are both uncut with Chris having very little hair. While we love a nice bush down there we will prefer consistency on this one and choose the overall clean-cut Smith.

The winner is clear by now. Will Smith gets the Menembarrassed-equivalent of an Oscar for his incredibly sexy cock! I have to note at this point that only dick slaps are allowed in our ceremony!

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Billy Burns Exposed – Dick Slip in Cowboys vs. Panthers

NRL star Billy Burns had his big cock accidentally exposed during Cowboys vs Panthers last week! The Penrith Panthers star, 21 was wrestled to the floor by his opponent pulling his shorts to the side and letting his… panther slip out! We see Bill’s cock flops out as he is pulled down, and he immediately sighs awkwardly as he gets up to tuck it back in.

To make matters worse, the referee gave a penalty AGAINST the Panthers for obstruction.

Photos of the wardrobe malfunction quickly began to circulate on social media. The match was broadcasting live on both Channel 9 and Fox Sports, so the embarrassing wardrobe malfunction of the Australian star was quite viral. Live TV only ❤

Billy’s dick looks big and meaty. It seems to be uncut, cause it looks kinda pointy! I love his expression as he realizes everything is out of his shorts. He gets up and puts it back inside like nothing happened!

It’s probably going to be a rough week for Bill Burns on social media for sure. We are just thankful for this fortunate -unfortunate- moment!

Peter De Vuyst frontal naked [BIG, OPEN BUTTHOLE] in performance Anima Ardens

Sexy ginger Peter De Vuyst is my second favorite in this performance., he’s so handsome. There are many acrobatics and weird dance moves that require from all dancers to expose their buttholes right to the camera. What’s very interesting about Peter is that he seems to be a bit more aware of this, than the rest of the cast, and i think he’s trying to avoid showing it. There no close ups or long shots of his hole explicitly showing like most of other dancers. However, I managed to capture some shots of his ginger anus hole opening up! (see pic above)

His big dick hose seems to be so heavy as it swings slightly.

Umm… ok. This is weird. He’s going this weird, cringy spasmodic crawl giving as a great view of his gorgeous butt.

Love this move. His soft dick and balls are hanging upside down as he slowly splits his light colored butthole widely open to us.

He’s gone fully crazy. His big dick, even when flopping like crazy looks heavy!

This is amazing. He climbs onto him, with his buttocks split open looking right at us. I love how we can see his ball sack going all the way up his hole, flopping up and down as he jumps. Look at his long but thin dangling sausage, brushing his co-dancers body.

Let’s climb up there…

He really tries not turn his butthole to the camera…

As he climbs down his ginger anus hole is showing… ops!

Is it me? Or it looks kinda drilled open?

Miguel Rabaneda frontal naked [BIG, BUTT, BALLS] in Viva la vida

Miguel visits El Folnoll, a naturist village in Catalonia and damn he’s so hot! He strips down naked and yes! he even shows his penis briefly flop a few times. It looks heavy and big! He is sooo cute with a great body. Want more of him!

See the video here

How big is it? You can even see it from a distance!