Jackie Chan frontal naked [MICROPENIS, BALLS, OPEN BUTTHOLE] in The Accidental Spy

One of the most amazing scenes with male embarrassment nudity is this scene from the Jackie Chan film “The Accidental Spy”. Even if you’re not a fan of male embarrassment, this scene can actually give you the fetish. Being a last minute addition to the script, Jackie received a call letting him know that he has to drop all of his clothes and stay completely naked in a crowded Turkish market while also having to kick ass. Jackie was up to the task giving us one of the most masterfully choreographed nude scenes filled with embarrassment. The shooting took two days and throughout the whole scene Jackie is being chased naked in the market, fighting the bad guys while also desperately trying to cover his manhood with anything he finds! Hilariously, he keeps getting stripped and left with nothing either by his enemies or by the angry owners of the shops.

In an interview Jackie said it’s impossible to see anything and that even his butt is covered in colored powder and spices making it seem like he is dressed. However, we looked closely and we discovered brief moments you can actually see all of Jackie Chan’s asian little cock! Jackie is wearing a protective patch throughout the most of the scene but in cinema one rule applies: “There is no cock sock or modesty patch that doesn’t fall”!

After escaping a Turkish Spa, Jackie, wearing only a towel, is chased all the way to the roof by his enemies. He has no choice but to jump…

He lands successfully and runs to a crowded market to evade them. After jumping a cart his towel gets caught leaving him fully exposed in the crowd!

He grabs a bunch of dried vegetables to cover his modesty and runs in the crowd!

A masterful choreography begins, Jackie is always at the right spot, playing with the camera angles and using his “weapons” to both cover his manhood and fight his enemies. His moves are so fast you can barely see anything, however slowing the speed down we see his modesty patch:

His patch seems completely flat…

Jackie gets knocked in a pile of spices and we get another view of his modesty patch between his legs.

It’s weirdly folded and empty…

He turns around just in time to avoid frontal

The chase continues with Jackie trying to find something to cover his modesty but he keeps ending up with nothing! He stumbles and falls and despite the patch that goes all the way up his butt to protect him, Jackie accidentally exposes his butthole for a split second!

Jackie turns around checking if his patch is still in place…

He quickly gets up and we get another view of his hole! It seems embarrassingly open…

The fight continues in a hypnotic way, with Jackie’s moves being super fast but not without error!

Nothing stays in his hands for a long time, as he is constantly left exposed by his enemies!

Jackie jumps on a table and immediately grabs its surface to cover up…

At this point he is still wearing his patch as you can see above, but after his next spin, the patch seems to be missing!

The shot was blurred in post production but after enhancing it we see everything…

Jackie’s patch falls, leaving him fight completely naked with his tiny peen exposed in front of a crowded market!

His Asian micropenis is seen flopping frantically in front of everyone! So embarrassing…

Flop! Flop! Flop!

A random girl gets an eyeful of his shortages before he quickly steals an old man’s newspaper to cover up. Jackie’s embarrassed facial expressions are top notch…

He escapes into the crowd but one more obstacle is his way: A little kid is standing right in the middle of the street eating his ice-cream! The newspaper sticks onto the kids ice-cream, but along with the newspaper Jackie’s modesty patch also unsticks, leaving his asian peen exposed once again!

A guy from the crowd is seen looking at Jackie’s tiny cock and genuinely laughing at his dick slip.

Jackie exits the market humiliated, only covering with two small frame drums!

Only to flash his stuff again to a group of Muslim women. Rude! We see his stuff dangling between his legs as he recklessly moves the frame drum over his crotch…

Jackie Chan sneaks past them fully embarrassed but accidentally flashes his package one last time without realizing…

Oops… Jackie’s ball sack flops out!

Enhancing the image gives us his full package:

Jackie Chan’s naked fight scene in The Accidental Spy will forever be one of the most sexy and well-performed male embarrassment naked scene. The amazing choreography synchronized in a way that ultimately teases you, the eventual exposure of Jackie’s micropenis for the eagle eyed, the explicit views of his butthole, all make for an incredibly hot scene that is hard to forget.

While in Europe Jackie is considered to have a micropenis, for China is probably average

Johann von Bülow frontal naked [BIG, OPEN BUTTHOLE, BALLS, CMNM] in Die Schlikkerfrauen

Johann von Bülow exposed everything in one of my favorite male embarrassment scenes out there. In this scene, he and his girlfriend (Catherine Flemming) are caught during bed action by her husband (Sky du Mont). He enters the room and is left stunned when he sees them shagging.

Hilariously, they don’t even acknowledge his presence and keep banging in front of him as he is preparing to beat Johan’s ass with a golf bat.

When they finally notice he is there, Johann’s is thrown out of bed completely naked. Everything happens in seconds but we get to see it all. Johann von Buelow lands with his butt on the floor quickly grabbing a pillow to cover up but not before he gives us an epic view of his huge sausage cock crazily flopping up and his dangling testicles as he spreads his legs open!

His big uncut cock is flopping up and down!

Sky’s reaction is priceless as he has just seen all of Johann right in front of him.

Johann’s butthole opens up right to the camera with his ball sack seen hanging between his legs!

It looks um… quite drilled. So embarrasing…

His hole looks widely open… Shocking!

I just love Johann’s red-faced expression as he is struggling to cover his jiggling cock while falling on his butt! His large penis expands like a spring, with his pointy uncut tip flapping up. He seems to have some excessive foreskin there…

His legs spread open exposing everything…

After giving us a explicit view of his privates, von Buelow slowly tries to get his pants back but he won’t do so very easily…

Sky wants to humiliate him a bit more…

Tries to sneakily take his pants back…
Will he get his butt kicked?

Sky suddenly steps off Johann’s pants leaving him fall back with his butthole opening up one more time for us!

If you look closely you can see his anus hole…

This is so embarrassingly explicit…

It almost feels as if Johann was actually trying to expose his hole!

This is Johann’s best naked appearance. The cute German actor hasn’t been naked again ever since. I don’t think anything he does in the future could surpass this but let’s see.

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Wojciech Mecwaldowski going frontal [SMALL, CMNM] in Klangor

One of the hottest polish daddies, Wojciech Mecwaldowski, finally went all out in crime series Klangor. This is his first clear frontal nudity scene since his brief accidental dick exposure in Usta Usta (2013).

At the beginning of the scene we see him fucking his wife really hard and it looks like he’s giving it good.

He looks so sexy in this fucking scene, I love how fast he is pushing. There seems to be a bit of a dick slip here, too.

Shoving it really good…

The moment won’t last for long. Wojciech realizes his house is surrounded by cops and gets up nervously.

He knows they are coming for him so he is ready to give himself in. We get a brief look at his skinny ass and when he turns around his thin, slightly fluffed cock appears!

Wojciech is completely shaved down there in this scene to earn those extra inches but unfortunately his dicklet still looks small, flying out a bit instead of actually hanging.

Hands on his head he lies on the floor completely naked, ready to surrender himself to the authorities.

Police barges in, Wojciech with his hands on his butt is ready to be cuffed and arrested in front of his wife. So humiliating…

Omg, look how the tip of his penis gets bigger when he turns around! Is he flexing his cock’s muscle or is he arroused?

Can you see how his dick head inflates?

Unfortunately Wojciech Mecwaldowski shaved his gorgeous beard for this role. He was so hairy Usta Usta and sooo much hotter! His dick looked smaller on that scene.

Do you think Wojciech fluffed or was slightly erect in Klangor? Let us know in the comments below!

Martin Neuhaus frontal naked, [MANGINA, MICROPENIS] in Die Drei von der Muellabfuhr Baby an Bord

I know that german hunk Daniel Rodic goes frontal in this scene but for me the spotlight here goes to Martin Neuhaus. In this scene, we see a group of men shower together. At some point, Martin enters wearing a towel which he immediately yanks to reveal his hairy mangina!

This is something that rarely happens in male nudity. I think it’s the first time an extremely overweight man, is shown completely naked, outside the context of comedy.

It’s so natural, I love it!

So bumpy!

His balls are extremely tiny and hard to see while his micropenis seems buried under his bush! Amazing…

Don’t you wanna grab this manly vag?

If you look closely, you can see his protruding tiny micropenis tip!

Martin deserves our respect. It takes a lot of guts to show your innie* in front of everyone. Hope to see more men of his type getting naked in the future.

*Innie Penis: A buried, or hidden penis that is partially or completely concealed beneath the scrotum or excess skin or fat in the pubic area.

+Bonus: Daniel Rodic frontal naked

Why is this unknown gorgeous guy leaving?

Sorry, but Daniel is just not my type. His body is completely hairless and he looks so inflated and puffy.

His dark-colored cock looks short but his head is quite fat making it look very weirdly shaped.

short but meaty

+ BONUS: Uncredited hot guy

This is by far the hottest guy in this scene. He has a nice belly and a cute little cock! Could’t find his name. Who is he?

RIP Luke Perry

The Beverly Hills star is not with us anymore. Perry died in the age of 52 after suffering from a massive stroke. He was one of the hottest actors of his generation, loved for his defining role as Dylan McKay in 90210.

He appeared in HBO prison drama Oz, portraying a religious inmate named Jeremiah Cloutier. In one of my favorite nude scenes ever, he is bullied by his inmates in the shower and after having his towel stolen he is forced to walk out completely naked in front of the whole prison.

Luke Perry shamefully walks naked through the prison crowd with the bible in his hand

His gorgeous, wet, hairy body is something to remember. Rest in Piece, Luke.

It was too soon.

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Perry will appear in Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood” later this year

Even in his 50s, Perry looked incredibly hot

Johan Heldenbergh frontal naked in Gaspard va au mariage

Looks erect from the way it swings…
Uncut and pointy!

[SMALL, ERECT, CFNM, CMNM]

Johan is no stranger to nudity. He biked completely naked in public with his soft little cock out for a scene in “The Misfortunates”.

In this one, he strips down and dives in a big glass box full of leeches, while his children -Felix Moati, Guillaume Gouix and Christa Théret- watch. He drops his underwear giving us a quick look of his meaty buttocks and turns around exposing his hairy, semi-erect, pointy, uncut cock. You can tell there is some erection as it looks heavy and only the tip flops back and forth. A few shots later, right before he enters the box, it has shrunk to a smaller flaccid cock:

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Must have been really embarrassing for Johan, having to stay in that jar naked, with his soft dick and balls dancing underwater, for his dressed co-actors to see.

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Checking down to see how small they look…

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Guillaume (first guy) couldn’t help but stare down at the little daddy-meat!

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But the most amazing part of this scene, is this slow-mo shot of Johan’s small flaccid dick and balls jiggle underwater as he rotates his body to the camera. So hot…

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I just love how detailed this is. You can see his wrinkled tip slowly jiggle, his little balls stay glued and tight and even the line of his scrotum bag!

Little worm, dancing underwater! So small leeches won’t bite it…

Love how his dicklet stretches and contracts, jiggles and dances underwater. Hypnotizing!

His balls look shriveled from the cold water. Look at their wrinkled surface!

Such a hot daddy…

+BONUS Johan Heldenbergh (right) riding a bike fully naked, with his dick and balls exposed in public. Looking very small here. On the left, Koen de Graeve.

Tomas Milian (and Tony Bolano) frontal naked

Tomas Milian (and Tony Bolano) frontal naked [SMALL, FORCED, CMNM] in Cat Chaser – The humiliation aspect of this scene is amazing. Tomas, along with his bodyguard Tony, is forced to strip completely naked on gunpoint. They slowly take off their clothes and stay with their incredibly small cocks exposed, waiting for orders. Then, the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen in nudity history happens. At the corner of the frame, you see Tomas’ whole groin twitch up and then pop down like a spring! So fucking weird! They both enter the bathtub, and you clearly see how small they both are. Tomas is ordered to turn on the shower and as he starts to jump from the cold, he is shot down, covered in ketchup, with his curvy baby cock flopping like crazy and tiny balls glued underneath!

What the actual fuck? It looks so ridiculous!

Tomas’ small and pointy uncut cock is on full display. Love his awkward moves after he enters the bathtub. Must have been very embarrassing to shoot.

His balls are barely visible!

The water is cold, but it probably can’t get any smaller…

So jiggly!

His little cheeto jumps in every direction as he is covered in ketchup! Poor Tomas.

Tony jumps scared and his little, cut penis frantically flops!

+ BONUS FRONTAL (VHS ONLY)

Tomas Milian was actually pretty hot back in the day:

Glad we got to see him fully naked, even in his daddy days.

Jacob Pitts caught frontal naked in Sneaky Pitt

Jacob Pitts caught frontal naked [CMNM, SHORT] in Sneaky Pitt – Jacob yanks the shower curtain to get out and realizes his friend is there seeing him completely naked. He jumps scared as he frantically grabs his flopping short, flaccid cock to hide it, swearing “Fuck me!”. It’s too late though, as his friend got a good glimpse of his short peen and a bit of his little balls. Fully embarrassed, with his hands cupping his jewels he gets out and we get a great view of his sexy, wet, hairy body as water drips from all over it. So hot!

He lets it all hangout and we clearly see his slightly erect, cut cock that was growing larger in his hands… (Must have been very embarrassing to maintain eye contact)

It’s short but fat and meaty… His balls are nowhere to be seen!

Staring down there! Looking disappointed…

Slowly realizing his peen is exposed!

Quickly covering up…

Pablo Derqui, Xosé Barato and Xabier Deive frontal naked in Os fillos do Sol

Pablo Derqui [OPEN BUTTHOLE, CMNM], Xosé Barato [BIG, FLOPPY] and Xabier Deive [SMALL, CUT, FORCED] frontal naked in Os fillos do Sol – The three men go skinny dipping but they are caught by the police. Fully embarrassed, they walk to the shore covering their manhoods, except for Xosé who has the bigger schlong. Xabier immediately rushes to get dressed and we see his short, cut dick dangle but he is forced by the gunmen to stop. When they are finally allowed to get their pants, we get a quick glimpse of Xosé’s long and curvy flaccid cock! Pablo doesn’t show anything in this scene (he does later), which is weird considering his past nude scenes. Maybe three dicks were too much for one shot.

Looks uncut and curvy!

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Xabier Deive strips down giving us a great view of his dangling dick and balls!

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Pablo Derqui shows us his red-burned buttocks and wrinkly ball-sack!

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And yeap, Pablo Derqui’s butthole splits open right to the camera! Amazing.

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Pablo and Xosé run with their dicks flopping like crazy…

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Look at Xosé’s long sausage… Wow…

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Flop! Flop! Flop!

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Some intersting caps…

Xabier’s balls must have shrunken from the cold water… They look so tight!

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Xosé is clearly the bigger one and likes to show it. I think it was blurred in some shots…

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Pablo Derqui’s dark hole is visible

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Luke Perry frontal naked in Oz

Luke Perry frontal naked in Oz [CMNM, FORCED] – After Beverly Hills, Luke was hugely popular. It was quite shocking for such a big name to go all the way. Many of his fans who had a crush on him since Hills found this scene appalling. I think Luke is smoking hot in this scene.

He plays a religious man who gets bullied and has his towel stolen while being in the shower. He is then forced to do the walk of shame. With only a bible at hand, he walks out completely naked, soaking wet, his hairy thin cock flying out, in front of a prison full of men staring at him. He shamefully covers his dick with the bible and leaves with an awkward walk as the other inmates are teasing him.

Had to be very embarrassing shooting this scene, with so many people, actors and crew, staring at Luke’s penis… 

His towel is missing… He looks so hot with this beard!

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Fully exposed to everyone… His body is in a great shape!

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His penis looks thin and cut!

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So hairy down there!

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Starts to cover it up…

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Leaving humiliated…

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