Jackie Chan frontal naked [MICROPENIS, BALLS, OPEN BUTTHOLE] in The Accidental Spy

One of the most amazing scenes with male embarrassment nudity is this scene from the Jackie Chan film “The Accidental Spy”. Even if you’re not a fan of male embarrassment, this scene can actually give you the fetish. Being a last minute addition to the script, Jackie received a call letting him know that he has to drop all of his clothes and stay completely naked in a crowded Turkish market while also having to kick ass. Jackie was up to the task giving us one of the most masterfully choreographed nude scenes filled with embarrassment. The shooting took two days and throughout the whole scene Jackie is being chased naked in the market, fighting the bad guys while also desperately trying to cover his manhood with anything he finds! Hilariously, he keeps getting stripped and left with nothing either by his enemies or by the angry owners of the shops.

In an interview Jackie said it’s impossible to see anything and that even his butt is covered in colored powder and spices making it seem like he is dressed. However, we looked closely and we discovered brief moments you can actually see all of Jackie Chan’s asian little cock! Jackie is wearing a protective patch throughout the most of the scene but in cinema one rule applies: “There is no cock sock or modesty patch that doesn’t fall”!

After escaping a Turkish Spa, Jackie, wearing only a towel, is chased all the way to the roof by his enemies. He has no choice but to jump…

He lands successfully and runs to a crowded market to evade them. After jumping a cart his towel gets caught leaving him fully exposed in the crowd!

He grabs a bunch of dried vegetables to cover his modesty and runs in the crowd!

A masterful choreography begins, Jackie is always at the right spot, playing with the camera angles and using his “weapons” to both cover his manhood and fight his enemies. His moves are so fast you can barely see anything, however slowing the speed down we see his modesty patch:

His patch seems completely flat…

Jackie gets knocked in a pile of spices and we get another view of his modesty patch between his legs.

It’s weirdly folded and empty…

He turns around just in time to avoid frontal

The chase continues with Jackie trying to find something to cover his modesty but he keeps ending up with nothing! He stumbles and falls and despite the patch that goes all the way up his butt to protect him, Jackie accidentally exposes his butthole for a split second!

Jackie turns around checking if his patch is still in place…

He quickly gets up and we get another view of his hole! It seems embarrassingly open…

The fight continues in a hypnotic way, with Jackie’s moves being super fast but not without error!

Nothing stays in his hands for a long time, as he is constantly left exposed by his enemies!

Jackie jumps on a table and immediately grabs its surface to cover up…

At this point he is still wearing his patch as you can see above, but after his next spin, the patch seems to be missing!

The shot was blurred in post production but after enhancing it we see everything…

Jackie’s patch falls, leaving him fight completely naked with his tiny peen exposed in front of a crowded market!

His Asian micropenis is seen flopping frantically in front of everyone! So embarrassing…

Flop! Flop! Flop!

A random girl gets an eyeful of his shortages before he quickly steals an old man’s newspaper to cover up. Jackie’s embarrassed facial expressions are top notch…

He escapes into the crowd but one more obstacle is his way: A little kid is standing right in the middle of the street eating his ice-cream! The newspaper sticks onto the kids ice-cream, but along with the newspaper Jackie’s modesty patch also unsticks, leaving his asian peen exposed once again!

A guy from the crowd is seen looking at Jackie’s tiny cock and genuinely laughing at his dick slip.

Jackie exits the market humiliated, only covering with two small frame drums!

Only to flash his stuff again to a group of Muslim women. Rude! We see his stuff dangling between his legs as he recklessly moves the frame drum over his crotch…

Jackie Chan sneaks past them fully embarrassed but accidentally flashes his package one last time without realizing…

Oops… Jackie’s ball sack flops out!

Enhancing the image gives us his full package:

Jackie Chan’s naked fight scene in The Accidental Spy will forever be one of the most sexy and well-performed male embarrassment naked scene. The amazing choreography synchronized in a way that ultimately teases you, the eventual exposure of Jackie’s micropenis for the eagle eyed, the explicit views of his butthole, all make for an incredibly hot scene that is hard to forget.

While in Europe Jackie is considered to have a micropenis, for China is probably average

Johann von Bülow frontal naked [BIG, OPEN BUTTHOLE, BALLS, CMNM] in Die Schlikkerfrauen

Johann von Bülow exposed everything in one of my favorite male embarrassment scenes out there. In this scene, he and his girlfriend (Catherine Flemming) are caught during bed action by her husband (Sky du Mont). He enters the room and is left stunned when he sees them shagging.

Hilariously, they don’t even acknowledge his presence and keep banging in front of him as he is preparing to beat Johan’s ass with a golf bat.

When they finally notice he is there, Johann’s is thrown out of bed completely naked. Everything happens in seconds but we get to see it all. Johann von Buelow lands with his butt on the floor quickly grabbing a pillow to cover up but not before he gives us an epic view of his huge sausage cock crazily flopping up and his dangling testicles as he spreads his legs open!

His big uncut cock is flopping up and down!

Sky’s reaction is priceless as he has just seen all of Johann right in front of him.

Johann’s butthole opens up right to the camera with his ball sack seen hanging between his legs!

It looks um… quite drilled. So embarrasing…

His hole looks widely open… Shocking!

I just love Johann’s red-faced expression as he is struggling to cover his jiggling cock while falling on his butt! His large penis expands like a spring, with his pointy uncut tip flapping up. He seems to have some excessive foreskin there…

His legs spread open exposing everything…

After giving us a explicit view of his privates, von Buelow slowly tries to get his pants back but he won’t do so very easily…

Sky wants to humiliate him a bit more…

Tries to sneakily take his pants back…
Will he get his butt kicked?

Sky suddenly steps off Johann’s pants leaving him fall back with his butthole opening up one more time for us!

If you look closely you can see his anus hole…

This is so embarrassingly explicit…

It almost feels as if Johann was actually trying to expose his hole!

This is Johann’s best naked appearance. The cute German actor hasn’t been naked again ever since. I don’t think anything he does in the future could surpass this but let’s see.

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Kai Schumann frontal naked [TINY, BALLS, DIGITALLY ALTERED PENIS] in Mord mit Aussicht

Kai Schumann is once again in an embarrassing naked situation, as he is known for scenes like these. It’s the first time the full monty is shown, begging the question though, is it actually him? Whoever has seen him naked in “Jana und der Buschpilot Streit der Staemme” remembers there was barely anything to see. And I’m curious, how does an actor who avoids frontal since the beginning of his career suddenly shows a big cock.

Digitally Altered Nudity is starting to become a trend to protect any actor who wants to avoid showing an embarrassingly small penis in a world where anything can be found online in seconds.

Analyzing the image though leaves the real thing fully exposed. It looks so tiny, it would be too awkward for Kai to do this lengthy nude scene including the close up shots.

At the beginning of the scene, we see Kai go skinny-dipping in a lake with his piggy. He takes everything off showing us his fine meaty ass.

He looks a bit out of shape comparing to his past nude scenes but he is still sexy. As he does his crouches there is nothing seen hanging between his legs, which means he is probably wearing a protective pouch.

After having a swim he gets out covered in all the dirt a lake can contain and we see a close up shot of a totally fake, photoshopped cock flopping between his legs.

Analyzing the frames, exposes a tiny, uncut willy that barely flops! So embarrassing…

He looks a lot sexier with his cute, small dicklet than the fake big one.

The water might have been too cold making it look baby-sized…

Kai is not alone though and he is suddenly getting attacked.

We get another frontal shot but this time there is a big editing fail. The digitally edited big cock is placed a bit too high, looking ridiculous and wrong. His real penis was blurred out.

Another editing fail that gives the editing away, is the piggy’s collar being accidentally erased!

It appears that Kai used a protective pouch between shots, which didn’t stay in its place as he was running, leaving his jumping peen fully exposed.

He finds a hideout in a trailer house but he soon discovered by a cop. He has no choice but to come out with his hands up. He forgets he is completely naked and immediately covers up his tiny cock!

He embarrassingly covers it up but it’s too late…

His little testicles flop! You can notice how his hands are not really grabbing anything…

The embarrassment only gets bigger as Kai appears in front a crowd completely naked and drops on the floor, unconscious.

Wojciech Mecwaldowski going frontal [SMALL, CMNM] in Klangor

One of the hottest polish daddies, Wojciech Mecwaldowski, finally went all out in crime series Klangor. This is his first clear frontal nudity scene since his brief accidental dick exposure in Usta Usta (2013).

At the beginning of the scene we see him fucking his wife really hard and it looks like he’s giving it good.

He looks so sexy in this fucking scene, I love how fast he is pushing. There seems to be a bit of a dick slip here, too.

Shoving it really good…

The moment won’t last for long. Wojciech realizes his house is surrounded by cops and gets up nervously.

He knows they are coming for him so he is ready to give himself in. We get a brief look at his skinny ass and when he turns around his thin, slightly fluffed cock appears!

Wojciech is completely shaved down there in this scene to earn those extra inches but unfortunately his dicklet still looks small, flying out a bit instead of actually hanging.

Hands on his head he lies on the floor completely naked, ready to surrender himself to the authorities.

Police barges in, Wojciech with his hands on his butt is ready to be cuffed and arrested in front of his wife. So humiliating…

Omg, look how the tip of his penis gets bigger when he turns around! Is he flexing his cock’s muscle or is he arroused?

Can you see how his dick head inflates?

Unfortunately Wojciech Mecwaldowski shaved his gorgeous beard for this role. He was so hairy Usta Usta and sooo much hotter! His dick looked smaller on that scene.

Do you think Wojciech fluffed or was slightly erect in Klangor? Let us know in the comments below!

10 Unfortunate Moments of Male Nudity

Shooting a nude scene is always hard for an actor. It can be very stressful, especially if you only have one shot get it right. Things can get awkward pretty easily and if something goes wrong it’s there forever, for everyone to see. And replay. So let’s remember the hottest misfortunes of male actors during nude scenes, these moments of unwanted exposure!

10. Ed Harris

An all-time classic

Where: Swing Shift
What Happened: Ed harris exposed his dick and balls accidentally
This is one of the most iconic nude accidents to ever happen. Ed Harris, still young and sexy, comes out of the shower shirtless wearing just a towel. The “just” part becomes more apparent when he sits down with his legs widely open giving us a quick look of his redish long dick flopping! If it wasn’t for this cute accident we would have never seen Mr. Harris since it’s his only nude scene.

9. Ashton Kutcher

Where: The Butterfly Effect
What Happened: Ashton’s dick accidentally slips through his boxers
In this thriller, Kutcher’s character continuously shifts through different parallel universes. In this alternate reality, he wakes up in his college dorm, at bed with his girlfriend. Being in shock he falls down, and as he crawls away his small dick flies out of his briefs! Ashton looks down right at the moment it happens, as if he felt it and immediately covers up. Unfortunately for him, no one in the editing room noticed.

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8. Lukasz Simlat

Cold Water. Not the best place to be fully naked.

Where: Kochankowie z Marony
What happened: Dick shrunken from the cold, looking tiny
This is one of my favorite scenes. It must have been very embarrassing for Lukasz to shoot as he had to strip completely naked in front of his co-actress and dive into the cold water. We then see him drag a boat to the shore with his dick having shrunk into a tiny little peenie. I just love how it pops up and down, so small as it is, while he is stumbling in his way out of the water. In his next movies Lukasz did several nude scenes explicitly showing his erect cock, making up for his reputation. In Szatan kazal tanczyc, you can even see his butthole!

Lukasz Simlat’s butthole wide open

7. Pierre Besson

Peek-a-boo!

Where: Afrika mon amour
What happened: Naked under robe, accidentally exposed in non-nudity scene
It’s obvious that there was not supposed to be any nudity in this scene. But Pierre, as he tries to get up from the infirmary bed, spread his legs open showing us he’s completely naked under his robe. We quickly see his squished testicles and his soft little cock buried behind them. This must have been very humiliating for Pierre. Searching for “Pierre Besson naked” in Google currently shows nothing.

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6. Daniel Letterle

Where: The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green
What happened: Unplanned penis flash, actor accidentally stripped
Daniel is such a hottie so this accidental exposure is pure gold. During a sex scene, Daniel’s boyfriend removes his t-shirt and boxers and pushes his legs up to bone him. According to the director, Daniel was wearing some flesh colored briefs under his boxers. But his co-actor accidentally grabbed both, leaving him fully exposed! You can see his soft dick and balls flop between his open legs while his co-actor is rubbing on it. Being a true professional, Daniel just went with it and didn’t interrupted the shooting. Must have been awkward though, being left completely exposed unexpectedly, with his legs lifted, and his co-actor and crew getting an eyeful of his open hole.

5. Robert Webb

Where: Confetti
What happened: Filmmakers lied about amount of nudity
Confetti was a low-budget mockumentary film starring Robert Webb and Olivia Colman as a naturist couple. Their roles required them to spend the whole movie completely naked. However, the actors were led to believe by the producers that their privates would be pixelated in the final edit. I can’t imagine their shock and embarrassment, when at the premiere, they found themselves fully exposed on screen for the whole runtime! They even started legal proceedings against the film-makers but decided it was better to just pretend it had never happened. “I’m very embarrassed to say my grandfather’s watched Confetti several times because it’s been going round on a loop.” Rob said, “It’s the only time I’ve ever been to see a film slightly in disguise – a hat and sunglasses. You don’t want to be recognised going to watch yourself naked in a film.” So if you need 2 hours of Robert’s dick go watch Confetti.

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4. Bruce Willis

Where: Color of Night
What happened: Bruce Willis’ testicles accidentally slip under the towel
Bruce has never shied away from nudity, but this moment is so awkward. He is sitting by the pool wearing only a towel and his balls accidentally drop out when he gets up. Very anti-climatic, considering it’s an emotional scene. What’s amazing is that nobody knew about this -even the director himself- until the VHS version came out in 4:3 format. The movie was shot in a widescreen format, so it was impossible to see what was down there. What a nice surprise!

3. Lambert Wilson

Where: Telle mere telle fille
What happened: Dick accidentally exposed through cloth hole
In this scene, Lambert after stripping completely naked for Juliette Binoche, his wife returns home unexpectedly. We see him franticly run across the house, struggling to cover his dick and balls with his hands. He quickly grabs something to wear, it’s some kind of robe, and when he puts it on his little flaccid cock can be seen through the hole of the cloth! This is the only clear frontal by Lambert.

Juliette is getting an eyeful of his small dick. Seems like she’s trying hard not to laugh…
Hilariously embarrassing…

2. Hynek Čermák

Where: Svata Ctverice aka 4some
What happened: Micropenis accidentally visible
Hynek tries really hard to avoid showing what’s down there in a film that is about, well, a foursome. There’s no clear frontal from him as it is always blocked from view. However in a shower scene, for a split second, you can see his tiny penis on the lower part of the screen. You can see Hynek looking right at the camera, which immediately moves higher to hide it.

It’s only visible for a second!

At the end of the film, credits are rolling and we can see the whole cast walking naked at the beach. It’s the only scene where you can see Hynek completely naked but it’s a very distant shot. However, a few seconds before the film ends, we get a closer shot at them. Hynek, is lying naked and nothing is visible but when he tries to get up, his micropenis pops up between his legs!

A tiny head pops up between his legs!
So cute!

Hope Hynek will do a proper frontal nude scene someday and clearly show his cute little mushroom.

1. Marco Bocci

Where: La Bella Societa
What happened: Penis extremely small and shrunken
I left the best at the end. Everything went wrong for the handsome Italian actor in this nude scene. Marco yanks a sheet to cover up his parts but he spreads his legs open accidentally exposing everything. On top of that, he seems to suffer from an unfortunate shrinkage. What we see down there is just a tiny, hairy piece of wrinkly foreskin glued on his tiny, firm testicles. It’s clear, he was in no condition to be filmed completely naked. So embarrassing…

This is probably the most unfortunate moment in Marco Bocci’s career, that will definitely haunt him forever.

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Chubby guy accidentally exposes micropenis while skinny-dipping

Stripping down…
Making sure nobody will see it…
Pants slip down! His micro is exposed!!

This one is so cute! This chubby guy prepares to jump naked from a boat. He tries to cover his stuff before dropping his pants, but they kind of slip down unexpectedly, exposing his buied micropenis to everyone!!! His face turns red immediately, as he struggles to hide it in his palm. So embarrassing!

He is soooo cute!

I love how he awkwardly smiles, looking quite shocked that his friends saw his teensy peen and recorded it on video.

It’s just a little hole buried under his tight, cute little ball sack!

His big ass shakes like jelly
Shocked his micro is in plain sight

Chubby guys with tiny cocks fighting

Chubby guys with tiny cocks fighting wet, drunk and naked [TINY, DRUNKEN, BUTTHOLE] – This video is pure gold. You just won’t find this kind of action anywhere. The guys constantly slip, fall and slide with their legs spreading wide open and their tiny, little cocklets and balls getting exposed!

I love how the chubby one -even though everyone has seen his little cheeto– at times he anxiously tries to hide it with his hand!

Covering his dicklet…

Making fun of them while fluffing his dark little cock…

An great angle right there…

He plays dirty…

Their wet bodies are rubbing against each other… This is so hot.

I just love how his little jewels are pushed upwards…

His tiny meatball is fully exposed!

He lets his little cheeto show… He’s had enough.

Look at his tiny nutsack! His hole is showing, too! Amazing…

I don’t know who is this guy but he has the cutest baby cock I’ve ever seen…

Fat daddy pantsed by young woman

[PANTSED, TINY, OPEN BUTTHOLE]

This one is hilarious. He is getting his hands shoved into his shirt by a woman, thinking he is doing a dance trick. She then pulls down his pants and his tiny cock and small ball sack jiggle out. Poor old daddy with his little needle dick exposed, realises what happened and he’s desperately trying to free his hands, turns around from the camera, bends down (twice!) and gives us a great view of his dark hole! He is laughing awkwardly, fully embarrassed that it was all captured on video. 

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Flopping out…

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Thin little cock and unified ball bag…

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His butthole splits open…

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Twice…

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Ashton Kutcher accidentally naked [DICK SLIP] in The Butterfly Effect

I remember noticing something flashing through Ashton’s boxers the first time I watched this movie. Had to pause and rewind. I was right. Ashton’s little peen had slipped out! He seems to immediately realise and frantically grabs a towel to cover. He really has to act scared in this scene but his reaction is far too real! A true embarrassing moment for Kutcher, whose ex-girlfriend Brittany Murphy joked about the relationship between him and his then-wife Demi Moore on David Letterman: “To him age doesn’t matter and to her size doesn’t matter.” Followed by multiple “Kidding!” assurances. It is also rumoured that Demi showed pictures of his small dick to her friends after they broke up.

Jeroen Van Der Ven frontal naked [GETTING ERECTION] in Generatie B (Ep. Betrayal)

Can’t hold that boner…
Starts growing…
Wondering how much bigger would it get…

I always wondered how some actors manage to stay flaccid during nude/sex scenes. Well some don’t! Jeroen’s small flaccid cock here, suddenly wakes up and start to expand when his hand touches his co-actresses’ breast!

This is the second time Jeroen goes frontal naked and I hope he keeps doing it, he is ubercute!