Kai Schumann is once again in an embarrassing naked situation, as he is known for scenes like these. It’s the first time the full monty is shown, begging the question though, is it actually him? Whoever has seen him naked in “Jana und der Buschpilot Streit der Staemme” remembers there was barely anything to see. And I’m curious, how does an actor who avoids frontal since the beginning of his career suddenly shows a big cock.
Digitally Altered Nudity is starting to become a trend to protect any actor who wants to avoid showing an embarrassingly small penis in a world where anything can be found online in seconds.
Analyzing the image though leaves the real thing fully exposed. It looks so tiny, it would be too awkward for Kai to do this lengthy nude scene including the close up shots.
At the beginning of the scene, we see Kai go skinny-dipping in a lake with his piggy. He takes everything off showing us his fine meaty ass.
He looks a bit out of shape comparing to his past nude scenes but he is still sexy. As he does his crouches there is nothing seen hanging between his legs, which means he is probably wearing a protective pouch.
After having a swim he gets out covered in all the dirt a lake can contain and we see a close up shot of a totally fake, photoshopped cock flopping between his legs.
Analyzing the frames, exposes a tiny, uncut willy that barely flops! So embarrassing…
He looks a lot sexier with his cute, small dicklet than the fake big one.
The water might have been too cold making it look baby-sized…
Kai is not alone though and he is suddenly getting attacked.
We get another frontal shot but this time there is a big editing fail. The digitally edited big cock is placed a bit too high, looking ridiculous and wrong. His real penis was blurred out.
Another editing fail that gives the editing away, is the piggy’s collar being accidentally erased!
It appears that Kai used a protective pouch between shots, which didn’t stay in its place as he was running, leaving his jumping peen fully exposed.
He finds a hideout in a trailer house but he soon discovered by a cop. He has no choice but to come out with his hands up. He forgets he is completely naked and immediately covers up his tiny cock!
He embarrassingly covers it up but it’s too late…
His little testicles flop! You can notice how his hands are not really grabbing anything…
The embarrassment only gets bigger as Kai appears in front a crowd completely naked and drops on the floor, unconscious.
One of the hottest polish daddies, Wojciech Mecwaldowski, finally went all out in crime series Klangor. This is his first clear frontal nudity scene since his brief accidental dick exposure in Usta Usta (2013).
At the beginning of the scene we see him fucking his wife really hard and it looks like he’s giving it good.
He looks so sexy in this fucking scene, I love how fast he is pushing. There seems to be a bit of a dick slip here, too.
The moment won’t last for long. Wojciech realizes his house is surrounded by cops and gets up nervously.
He knows they are coming for him so he is ready to give himself in. We get a brief look at his skinny ass and when he turns around his thin, slightly fluffed cock appears!
Wojciech is completely shaved down there in this scene to earn those extra inches but unfortunately his dicklet still looks small, flying out a bit instead of actually hanging.
Hands on his head he lies on the floor completely naked, ready to surrender himself to the authorities.
Police barges in, Wojciech with his hands on his butt is ready to be cuffed and arrested in front of his wife. So humiliating…
Omg, look how the tip of his penis gets bigger when he turns around! Is he flexing his cock’s muscle or is he arroused?
Unfortunately Wojciech Mecwaldowski shaved his gorgeous beard for this role. He was so hairy Usta Usta and sooo much hotter! His dick looked smaller on that scene.
Do you think Wojciech fluffed or was slightly erect in Klangor? Let us know in the comments below!
Shooting a nude scene is always hard for an actor. It can be very stressful, especially if you only have one shot get it right. Things can get awkward pretty easily and if something goes wrong it’s there forever, for everyone to see. And replay. So let’s remember the hottest misfortunes of male actors during nude scenes, these moments of unwanted exposure!
10. Ed Harris
Where: Swing Shift What Happened: Ed harris exposed his dick and balls accidentally This is one of the most iconic nude accidents to ever happen. Ed Harris, still young and sexy, comes out of the shower shirtless wearing just a towel. The “just” part becomes more apparent when he sits down with his legs widely open giving us a quick look of his redish long dick flopping! If it wasn’t for this cute accident we would have never seen Mr. Harris since it’s his only nude scene.
9. Ashton Kutcher
Where: The Butterfly Effect What Happened: Ashton’s dick accidentally slips through his boxers In this thriller, Kutcher’s character continuously shifts through different parallel universes. In this alternate reality, he wakes up in his college dorm, at bed with his girlfriend. Being in shock he falls down, and as he crawls away his small dick flies out of his briefs! Ashton looks down right at the moment it happens, as if he felt it and immediately covers up. Unfortunately for him, no one in the editing room noticed.
8. Lukasz Simlat
Where: Kochankowie z Marony What happened: Dick shrunken from the cold, looking tiny This is one of my favorite scenes. It must have been very embarrassing for Lukasz to shoot as he had to strip completely naked in front of his co-actress and dive into the cold water. We then see him drag a boat to the shore with his dick having shrunk into a tiny little peenie. I just love how it pops up and down, so small as it is, while he is stumbling in his way out of the water. In his next movies Lukasz did several nude scenes explicitly showing his erect cock, making up for his reputation. In Szatan kazal tanczyc, you can even see his butthole!
7. Pierre Besson
Where: Afrika mon amour What happened: Naked under robe, accidentally exposed in non-nudity scene It’s obvious that there was not supposed to be any nudity in this scene. But Pierre, as he tries to get up from the infirmary bed, spread his legs open showing us he’s completely naked under his robe. We quickly see his squished testicles and his soft little cock buried behind them. This must have been very humiliating for Pierre. Searching for “Pierre Besson naked” in Google currently shows nothing.
6. Daniel Letterle
Where: The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green What happened: Unplanned penis flash, actor accidentally stripped Daniel is such a hottie so this accidental exposure is pure gold. During a sex scene, Daniel’s boyfriend removes his t-shirt and boxers and pushes his legs up to bone him. According to the director, Daniel was wearing some flesh colored briefs under his boxers. But his co-actor accidentally grabbed both, leaving him fully exposed! You can see his soft dick and balls flop between his open legs while his co-actor is rubbing on it. Being a true professional, Daniel just went with it and didn’t interrupted the shooting. Must have been awkward though, being left completely exposed unexpectedly, with his legs lifted, and his co-actor and crew getting an eyeful of his open hole.
5. Robert Webb
Where: Confetti What happened: Filmmakers lied about amount of nudity Confetti was a low-budget mockumentary film starring Robert Webb and Olivia Colman as a naturist couple. Their roles required them to spend the whole movie completely naked. However, the actors were led to believe by the producers that their privates would be pixelated in the final edit. I can’t imagine their shock and embarrassment, when at the premiere, they found themselves fully exposed on screen for the whole runtime! They even started legal proceedings against the film-makers but decided it was better to just pretend it had never happened. “I’m very embarrassed to say my grandfather’s watched Confetti several times because it’s been going round on a loop.” Rob said, “It’s the only time I’ve ever been to see a film slightly in disguise – a hat and sunglasses. You don’t want to be recognised going to watch yourself naked in a film.” So if you need 2 hours of Robert’s dick go watch Confetti.
4. Bruce Willis
Where: Color of Night What happened: Bruce Willis’ testicles accidentally slip under the towel Bruce has never shied away from nudity, but this moment is so awkward. He is sitting by the pool wearing only a towel and his balls accidentally drop out when he gets up. Very anti-climatic, considering it’s an emotional scene. What’s amazing is that nobody knew about this -even the director himself- until the VHS version came out in 4:3 format. The movie was shot in a widescreen format, so it was impossible to see what was down there. What a nice surprise!
3. Lambert Wilson
Where: Telle mere telle fille What happened: Dick accidentally exposed through cloth hole In this scene, Lambert after stripping completely naked for Juliette Binoche, his wife returns home unexpectedly. We see him franticly run across the house, struggling to cover his dick and balls with his hands. He quickly grabs something to wear, it’s some kind of robe, and when he puts it on his little flaccid cock can be seen through the hole of the cloth! This is the only clear frontal by Lambert.
Where: Svata Ctverice aka 4some What happened: Micropenis accidentally visible Hynek tries really hard to avoid showing what’s down there in a film that is about, well, a foursome. There’s no clear frontal from him as it is always blocked from view. However in a shower scene, for a split second, you can see his tiny penis on the lower part of the screen. You can see Hynek looking right at the camera, which immediately moves higher to hide it.
At the end of the film, credits are rolling and we can see the whole cast walking naked at the beach. It’s the only scene where you can see Hynek completely naked but it’s a very distant shot. However, a few seconds before the film ends, we get a closer shot at them. Hynek, is lying naked and nothing is visible but when he tries to get up, his micropenis pops up between his legs!
Hope Hynek will do a proper frontal nude scene someday and clearly show his cute little mushroom.
1. Marco Bocci
Where: La Bella Societa What happened: Penis extremely small and shrunken I left the best at the end. Everything went wrong for the handsome Italian actor in this nude scene. Marco yanks a sheet to cover up his parts but he spreads his legs open accidentallyexposing everything. On top of that, he seems to suffer from an unfortunate shrinkage. What we see down there is just a tiny, hairy piece of wrinkly foreskinglued on his tiny, firm testicles. It’s clear, he was in no condition to be filmed completely naked. So embarrassing…
This is probably the most unfortunate moment in Marco Bocci’s career, that will definitely haunt him forever.
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This one is so cute! This chubby guy prepares to jump naked from a boat. He tries to cover his stuff before dropping his pants, but they kind of slip down unexpectedly, exposing his buied micropenis to everyone!!! His face turns red immediately, as he struggles to hide it in his palm. So embarrassing!
I love how he awkwardly smiles, looking quite shocked that his friends saw his teensy peen and recorded it on video.
It’s just a little hole buried under his tight, cute little ball sack!
Chubby guys with tiny cocks fighting wet, drunk and naked [TINY, DRUNKEN, BUTTHOLE] – This video is pure gold. You just won’t find this kind of action anywhere. The guys constantly slip, fall and slide with their legs spreading wide open and their tiny, little cocklets and balls getting exposed!
I love how the chubby one -even though everyone has seen his little cheeto– at times he anxiously tries to hide it with his hand!
Covering his dicklet…
Making fun of them while fluffing his dark little cock…
An great angle right there…
He plays dirty…
Their wet bodies are rubbing against each other… This is so hot.
I just love how his little jewels are pushed upwards…
His tiny meatball is fully exposed!
He lets his little cheeto show… He’s had enough.
Look at his tiny nutsack! His hole is showing, too! Amazing…
I don’t know who is this guy but he has the cutest baby cock I’ve ever seen…
This one is hilarious. He is getting his hands shoved into his shirt by a woman, thinking he is doing a dance trick. She then pulls down his pants and his tinycockand small ball sack jiggle out. Poor old daddy with his little needle dick exposed, realises what happened and he’s desperately trying to free his hands, turns around from the camera, bends down (twice!) and gives us a great view of his dark hole! He is laughing awkwardly, fully embarrassed that it was all captured on video.
I remember noticing something flashing through Ashton’s boxers the first time I watched this movie. Had to pause and rewind. I was right. Ashton’s little peen had slipped out! He seems to immediately realise and frantically grabs a towel to cover. He really has to act scared in this scene but his reaction is far too real! A true embarrassing moment for Kutcher, whose ex-girlfriend Brittany Murphy joked about the relationship between him and his then-wife Demi Moore on David Letterman: “To him age doesn’t matter and to her size doesn’t matter.” Followed by multiple “Kidding!” assurances. It is also rumoured that Demi showed pictures of his small dick to her friends after they broke up.
I always wondered how some actors manage to stay flaccid during nude/sex scenes. Well some don’t! Jeroen’s small flaccid cock here, suddenly wakes up and start to expand when his hand touches his co-actresses’ breast!
This is the second time Jeroen goes frontal naked and I hope he keeps doing it, he is ubercute!
Stocky bearded guy with tiny peen dives completely naked in the snow while being drunk. He tries to cover his little frozen willy, but you can quickly see it a few times. At the end, he runs back to the house with ice burned, red buttocks!