Colin Firth is one of the most charming British actors with a bright acting career which skyrocketed after his role of Mr. Darcy in BBC’s adaptation of “Pride and Prejudice” following with multiple awards -among them an Oscar for The King’s Speech- and many other nominations as well. His career is also full of memorable naked moments. Unfortunately, Colin Firth’s full frontal was never shown in any of his films due to his extremely small and unconventionally shaped micropenis that is still a taboo for the film industry. His nudity timeline is full of very revealing appearances that are worth remembering. Let’s dive in…

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Early Years: The Brave Era

1. The Advocate (1993) – “A Bold Start”

Quite early in his career around his 30s, Colin appears completely naked on set in a steam room scene for the film The Advocate. The actor doesn’t seem to wear any protection (modesty patches were not so famous back then) and enters in a room full of people. Doing such a scene, with your micropenis out in the open in a crowded room is definitely not an easy task, so Colin was very brave here. It’s worth noting that actors at the time didn’t have to worry about camera phones or social media or any leak from the inside.

So moving on, along with a fully naked Ian Holm, they walk into the water and if you look closely you can see that Colin is not wearing anything underneath…

Giving some clarity reveals Colin’s squeezed micropenis between his thighs and Ian’s regular sized cock!

Of coursethe viewers only got to see his bare buttocks in another spicy scene from the same film. Colin conveniently has his front facing away from the camera…

1. Playmaker (1994) “So close to Full Frontal”

In 1994’s drama Playmaker, Colin gets so close to full frontal but once again it “gets the axe” (no pun intended). Wet and completely naked behind a glass wall, he slowly gets out of shower and flashes Jennifer Rubin with the shocking view of his inny micropenis.

If you look closely he seems to be rubbing it once with his two fingers before he expose it to her.

She gets a good peek at it but manages to keep a straight face…

Colin might have been very embarrassed during this scene but nothing shows. It’s amazing how confident he looks as he walks past her to achieve the seductive nature of this film’s character. Proof of the great actor he is.

From Mr. Darcy to Fame: Taking a Break from Nudity

3. Pride and Prejudice (1995) “Shying away”

One year later, a scene in Pride and Prejudice requires Colin to go skinny-dipping in a lake as the charming Mr. Darcy. Colin at the time didn’t felt like doing it and requested for the script to be changed and have him clothed in this scene.

The writer of the film Andrew Davies argued that it made more sense for his character to be fully naked:

“Darcy was an actual man but he spent all his time being constrained by demands of society.” […] “It’s a hot day, he arrives at this lake – so I thought he would strip completely off and dive down and just become a creature, an animal, just for once.”

“I don’t know the reason why – maybe they felt it would have taken too long to get him undressed. They could have always cut to him standing on the bank diving in naked so it might have been something about Colin’s anxiety about love handles or something.”

The Times reported that afterwards Andrew said

“I suspect we wouldn’t have have been allowed to get away with full frontal. I’m pretty sure we wouldn’t.”

further implying Colin’s shortages as being the reason. However, giving some clarity to Colin’s wet clothes in the lake scene reveals a lot (or a tiny bit for that matter…)

Mr. Darcy was a huge success setting the ground for Colin Firth’s big career. The British actor gains a huge following. mostly women who are very curious to see him go full frontal. But that’s where Colin gets a break from nudity and and never shoots a nude scene for the next 13 years! The rising of the internet brings celebrity photos in the click of a button and fans start to notice his empty bulge in most photos…

2007-Now: Liberation Era

4. Where The Truth Lies (2007) – “Naked Again”

After 13 years of no skin, Colin returns impressively liberated from any exposure anxiety in a threesome scene with Kevin Bacon and Rachel Blanchard. It’s the first time we see Colin in such an erotic scene…

He wants to participate but aims for Kevin… As soon as he takes his robe, he immediately sticks behind him before anything is seen.

He seems to be fully naked without any protection which means Kevin could feel his wrinkly micro rubbing his butt…

5. When Did You Last See Your Father? (2007)

One of the steamiest naked moments comes in When Did You Last See Your Father? where we see Colin in a very personal moment in the bathtub. Enhancing those blurry waters reveals his gorgeously flat crotch…

6. A Single Man

In the “Single Man” Colin embraces his homosexual side in the role of George, an English professor trying to cope in 60s Los Angeles after the death of his boyfriend. In this film, Colin finally makes up for that skinny-dipping scene in Pride and Prejudice and drops all of his clothes to join Nicholas Hoult. His front is not shown in the film but we exclusively have the full thing.

Colin strips down revealing a swirly and wrinkly pee-hole glued to his testicles, what the nudity community describes as a “manly clit” due to its shaftless nature. Amazing…

6. Kingsman: The Golden Circle – “That bulging moment”

When you’re a famous actor, it’s impossible to keep your manhood a secret even if you want to. There are always scenes that accidentally reveal more. For example, the scene where we saw the most of Colin is actually one in which he is fully clothed! In a scene from “Kingsman: The Golden Circle” he is locked in a cell that fills up with water.

The level of the water quickly rises and we are about to witness Colin’s wet and flat bulge being revealed!

The water drips over Colins bulge, that curiously looks very bumped up and if you look closely you can notice his micropenis “lips” being outlined over his wet pants…

Is it possible that Colin got a bit turned on during that scene? Or did he wore some kind of patch in that area to avoid the completely bulgeless look?

Halle Berry and Mark Strong have fully inspected everything up-close…

What’s next for Colin?

The cute British actor has given us many sexy moments to look back to. I believe that if Colin was allowed to, he would show his jewels in some of his past films. Unfortunately, micropenises are still censored in movies and Hollywood is quite conservative in the depiction of male genitalia. Hopefully this will change in the near future. What’s next for Colin? In the age of 63 I doubt he will continue to do nude scenes. However, his latest work has made a shift from extremely mainstream films. Could this long timeline of nudity continue in more unconventional movie maybe? We would love to see more if he is up for it!