Johann von Bülow frontal naked [BIG, OPEN BUTTHOLE, BALLS, CMNM] in Die Schlikkerfrauen

Johann von Bülow exposed everything in one of my favorite male embarrassment scenes out there. In this scene, he and his girlfriend (Catherine Flemming) are caught during bed action by her husband (Sky du Mont). He enters the room and is left stunned when he sees them shagging.

Hilariously, they don’t even acknowledge his presence and keep banging in front of him as he is preparing to beat Johan’s ass with a golf bat.

When they finally notice he is there, Johann’s is thrown out of bed completely naked. Everything happens in seconds but we get to see it all. Johann von Buelow lands with his butt on the floor quickly grabbing a pillow to cover up but not before he gives us an epic view of his huge sausage cock crazily flopping up and his dangling testicles as he spreads his legs open!

His big uncut cock is flopping up and down!

Sky’s reaction is priceless as he has just seen all of Johann right in front of him.

Johann’s butthole opens up right to the camera with his ball sack seen hanging between his legs!

It looks um… quite drilled. So embarrasing…

His hole looks widely open… Shocking!

I just love Johann’s red-faced expression as he is struggling to cover his jiggling cock while falling on his butt! His large penis expands like a spring, with his pointy uncut tip flapping up. He seems to have some excessive foreskin there…

His legs spread open exposing everything…

After giving us a explicit view of his privates, von Buelow slowly tries to get his pants back but he won’t do so very easily…

Sky wants to humiliate him a bit more…

Tries to sneakily take his pants back…
Will he get his butt kicked?

Sky suddenly steps off Johann’s pants leaving him fall back with his butthole opening up one more time for us!

If you look closely you can see his anus hole…

This is so embarrassingly explicit…

It almost feels as if Johann was actually trying to expose his hole!

This is Johann’s best naked appearance. The cute German actor hasn’t been naked again ever since. I don’t think anything he does in the future could surpass this but let’s see.

Interesting caps:

[HIGHLIGHT:] Hynek Cermak frontal naked [MICROPENIS, SMALL ERECTION, BUTT, CFNM] in play “Africká Královna”

When I discovered this I was left shocked in front of my screen. Hynek Cermak, the sexiest Czech daddy, completely naked on stage! Cermak’s micropenis was shown very briefly back in 2012 in film “Svatá čtveřice” (4some) and it was his only frontal. Since then I never believed we would get a clear view of his front (due to his size) let alone fully erected!

Hynek is sitting on the boat fully naked and as he gets up, he lifts his leg and exposes his whole package! His gorgeous mini-boner and pair of tight balls appear!

His thin dicklet is so hard and stiff, it barely flops, looking straight ahead as he gets up.

So sexy…

I just love how small and thin it is! Supercute!

Those pair of balls look incredible for grabbing and licking!

Only his tip flops up a bit!

The weirdest thing is that this video exists since since 2014 and I only discovered it recently! The play is currently running again so you can actually enjoy all of Hynek at the theaters.

More photos from the play:

We have seen plenty of this butt so far… His co-actress Lindou Rybovou rather shocked by his little thing, pointing at it.

Covering the little bits…

His normal body is so sexy…

His tiny micro looks so thin when erected… The tip looks wrinkled… Amazing!

I am so pleased that we got to see all of Hynek at last! I was so curious to see how it looks when he is aroused which of course is only possible in theater. Cinema and Television are still very cautious and conservative with small genitals.

I’m looking forward to seeing more of him. Maybe an explicit view of his…

DICK WARS: Will Smith VS Chris Rock

Following the latest big celebrity feud that went viral, after Chris Rock got publicly slapped in the Oscars by Will Smith leading to the whole story becoming viral and Smith getting cancelled by movie productions and the academy, we decided to end this battle in a different way.

While most people thought that what happened to Will Smith was a bit unjust and Chris Rock was heavily criticized for his bad sense of humor, Smith is the one who had to deal with the consequences of his slapping. But who will win the dick battle? Who is bigger down there? Sausage or Macaroni? Who has literally the biggest balls? Who has the sexiest cock? Let’s begin!

Will Smith

1. Has he done Frontal Nudity?

Yes, kind of. His most famous naked appearance is in Wild Wild West. Will Smith is having an intimate moment with a woman in a huge water tank but it suddenly collapses. We see him fall and land with an amazing shot between his legs where we see his huge balls flop up and down!

His dark colored package looks huge! The way his big balls flop is amazing…

Will Smith gets up and we get an incredible view of his well-shaped butt and his horsey-big cock hanging between his legs! We see a water drop falling from the tip of his penis. The three men can’t help but stare down there!

His long hanging cock is visible between his legs

2. Cut or Uncut?

Will Smith’s cock is deliciously UNCUT!

3. Shaved or Bush?

Will is clean-cut so he is shaved down there.

Chris Rock

1. Has he done Frontal Nudity?

Chris has been naked in a skinny-dipping scene from Grown Ups where he jumps of a rock completely naked. His front is only shown from a distance but there is a medium shot where he is seen falling.

A small and very thin peen is seen flying between his legs!

2. Cut or Uncut?

Chris Rock is uncut as well, saving him some extra inches.

3. Shaved or Bush?

While Chris is hairless on his body there are very few hair down there.

Head-to-Head Bulge Comparison

We had a very hard time finding any footage of Chris Rock in undies while there are plenty of Will Smith with a noticeably puffy bulge.

The Verdict

While the winner is not chosen with size in mind, Will Smith clearly wins in that department. His huge uncut cock looks delicious and his big dark wet balls flopping in Wild Wild West are shockingly sexy. Smith is certainly big down there and it shows while Chris is on the shorter and thinner side.

They are both uncut with Chris having very little hair. While we love a nice bush down there we will prefer consistency on this one and choose the overall clean-cut Smith.

The winner is clear by now. Will Smith gets the Menembarrassed-equivalent of an Oscar for his incredibly sexy cock! I have to note at this point that only dick slaps are allowed in our ceremony!

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Who do you think should fight next? Suggest the next battle below!

Ben Affleck’s fake penis in Gone Girl and his real penis

Ben Affleck frontal naked in Gone Girl
The prosthetic was so huge there was no room left for debate

When Gone Girl came out, there was a huge debate whether the huge cock shown in Ben Affleck’s shower scene was real or a prosthetic. There was a lot of people stupid enough to believe that monster-cock was actually Ben. It looked more fake than the Justice League CGI!

The story repeats itself with Oscar Isaac, who appeared with a fake prosthetic in a sex scene in HBO’s Scenes from a Marriage.

Ben’s flaccid cock looks delicious!

However there was a moment that Ben Affleck actually appears completely naked in front of Rosamund Pike, but she only gets to see his meat, not the audience. As you can see in the exclusive photo, Rosamund was greeted with something that looks extremely smaller, uncut and pointy!

Small and Cute!

While I was never a huge fan of Ben Affleck, I have to admit that his flaccid, uncut cock looks unexpectedly sexy! It seems to be on the shorter side but quite thick, too. I hope he really considers to do a real frontal scene. Imagine this amazing package dangling as he walks! So sexy. He looks way hotter without any ridiculous fake horse-dicks.

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Oscar Isaac’s fake prosthetic in Scenes from A Marriage and his real penis [SMALL]

[EXCLUSIVE] Sam Elliot frontal naked in The Legacy (1984)

The sexiest hairy chest from the 70s belongs to Sam Elliot, an actor who everyone still finds incomparably attractive as he never lost his sex-symbol status. His deep voice, his greatly built hairy body and his impressive mustache has always left women (and men) drooling over him.

In one of his most iconic scenes from The Legacy (1987), that no one can forget, he appears completely naked. We see his well-shaped buttocks as he enters the shower and then his incredibly hot hairy chest as the water drips over him.

Unfortunately Sam Elliot has never went full frontal all these years which is obviously a shame. For the first time ever you can now see him fully naked in the shower in an exclusive photo.

You will be shocked at how huge his cock is as well as with the amount of bush down there. There are no men like him anymore.

Only for the collectors among the fans of this blog, prepare your wallets!

Alessandro Cattelan fully naked in Eurovision 2022 [SMALL PENIS VISIBLE]

Alessandro Cattelan is probably the most handsome Eurovision presenter so far. The Italian host was looking gorgeous throughout the whole show, dressed in glamorous shiny suits and all-black outfits. But one of them stood out a bit more…

During a bit explaining to viewers how to vote through the app, Alessandro’s floating head appeared in a green-screened internet-meme style space backdrop.

Some viewrs felt awkward when Alessandro’s disembodied head popped on screen…

When the bit ends, the backdrop disappears, the camera frame opens and what we see catches us completely off guard! The sexy presenter in an overall green screen suit so tight, that left nothing to our imagination!

I still can’t believe this actually happened, you can see everything through that suit! Alessandro seems totally okay with exposing his little package to the whole Europe! Viewers were shocked at the view of his visible penis bulge, making it viral on twitter with most of them loving the moment:

Some viewers craved for more of Alessandro’s cock

Some of them even played with the green-screen outfit turning Alessandro’s sexy moment into a meme.

But maybe it would be way better to add some more of Alessandro Cattelan there:

Love how small his uncut peen is! His little balls look delicious. It seems he has arranged his cock looking upwards to give his bulge some extra inches.

This is the first time in Eurovision history, a host is showing so much. Maybe it should become a tradition for the next shows to come! The community sure loved it every bit of Alessandro’s yummy peen…

The hot italian presenter exposed everything to millions of viewers

It’s not the first time Alessandro shows his small bulge though. Here’s a steamy backstage moment from his hotel room were he only wears a pair of boxer briefs! His bulge looks so prominently pointy!!

He has also appeared fully naked in show “Le Iene” years ago.

Looks small…

She’s grabbing his little package in front of everyone!

Kai Schumann frontal naked [TINY, BALLS, DIGITALLY ALTERED PENIS] in Mord mit Aussicht

Kai Schumann is once again in an embarrassing naked situation, as he is known for scenes like these. It’s the first time the full monty is shown, begging the question though, is it actually him? Whoever has seen him naked in “Jana und der Buschpilot Streit der Staemme” remembers there was barely anything to see. And I’m curious, how does an actor who avoids frontal since the beginning of his career suddenly shows a big cock.

Digitally Altered Nudity is starting to become a trend to protect any actor who wants to avoid showing an embarrassingly small penis in a world where anything can be found online in seconds.

Analyzing the image though leaves the real thing fully exposed. It looks so tiny, it would be too awkward for Kai to do this lengthy nude scene including the close up shots.

At the beginning of the scene, we see Kai go skinny-dipping in a lake with his piggy. He takes everything off showing us his fine meaty ass.

He looks a bit out of shape comparing to his past nude scenes but he is still sexy. As he does his crouches there is nothing seen hanging between his legs, which means he is probably wearing a protective pouch.

After having a swim he gets out covered in all the dirt a lake can contain and we see a close up shot of a totally fake, photoshopped cock flopping between his legs.

Analyzing the frames, exposes a tiny, uncut willy that barely flops! So embarrassing…

He looks a lot sexier with his cute, small dicklet than the fake big one.

The water might have been too cold making it look baby-sized…

Kai is not alone though and he is suddenly getting attacked.

We get another frontal shot but this time there is a big editing fail. The digitally edited big cock is placed a bit too high, looking ridiculous and wrong. His real penis was blurred out.

Another editing fail that gives the editing away, is the piggy’s collar being accidentally erased!

It appears that Kai used a protective pouch between shots, which didn’t stay in its place as he was running, leaving his jumping peen fully exposed.

He finds a hideout in a trailer house but he soon discovered by a cop. He has no choice but to come out with his hands up. He forgets he is completely naked and immediately covers up his tiny cock!

He embarrassingly covers it up but it’s too late…

His little testicles flop! You can notice how his hands are not really grabbing anything…

The embarrassment only gets bigger as Kai appears in front a crowd completely naked and drops on the floor, unconscious.

Thomas Sarbacher REWIND: His best naked moments

Thomas is one of the most charming German actors of his age and a living example of a man that only gets hotter the older he gets. In the age of 60 he still looks great and most importantly, he’s still doing nude scenes! Last time we saw him naked was in 2017, in series “Lobbyistin” where he showed his butt. He has been keeping a low profile since then.

Thomas has been naked countless times on set. However, when it comes to frontal nudity he hasn’t done much. Hmmm… Why would that be? Let’s remember his best moments and finally try to answer to this question.

The Blink-and-you-missed-it Frontals

1. Bella Vita (2010) – “What’s under the towel”

Thomas has only done two frontal nudity scenes and both of them are pretty brief and fast. The first one was back in 2010, on the tv movie “Bella Vita” which may (or may not) be accidental! Having just gotten out of shower and wearing only his towel, when Thomas gets up from bed he quickly gives us a peek of everything between his legs!

Bella Vita 2010 – For the first time ever, Thomas Sarbacher’s penis fully visible

We see his impressively big balls slide onto his thighs and they look so perfect for grabbing while his extremely small penis looks quite wrinkly and bite-sized! Unfortunately, the movement is so fast, it’s impossible to see the details on video.

It’s his most famous naked scene as it was the first time Thomas was fully exposed and kind of shocking cause it came out of nowhere!

Thomas Sarbacher going frontal in Bella Vita. A fan favorite.

2. Therese geht fremd – “For the eagle-eyed only”

One year later, in 2011 Thomas stars in romantic tv film “Therese geht fremd”. In a scene we see him strip off at his hotel balcony but room service comes without notice and he runs to hide under the sheets. It’s a split second but it’s there. Thomas Sarbacher’s cock pops into frame as he jumps onto bed!

Thomas Sarbacher frontal naked in Therese geht fremd (2011)

What we see down there is very different from his previous frontal. His penis looks abnormally small, shaftless and glued onto his balls. It really seems as if he is circumcised and only a tiny head is exposed. I am not sure if it is the position he is in but it looks like an “inny” micropenis coming out of his wrinkly scrotum. He is obviously cool with being totally naked in a crowded movie set despite his shortages down there, how sexy is that?

He even has a small bush down there! So hot…

The Butt Era 2014 – Today

In the following years, while Thomas hasn’t stopped dropping his pants, he is limited to showing only his butt and rear leaving us fans craving for more. His backside though looks great as well. Take a look below.

3. Bella Amore (2014) – “Caught Naked”

This embarrassment nudity scene would be so good if we got to see his front. We see Thomas strip completely naked as he pulls his bath towel. Someone else though reaches for his towel and he realizes he is caught naked. He rushes to cover with a smaller one and cruelly leaves without showing us the best part.

His butt looks delicious!
There might be something visible in one frame…
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The same year we see him skinny dip in Schwaegereltern. The shot is so distant you cannot see a thing.

4. Solness (2015) – “Look at my butt… only”

Thomas is taking a shower. We see his amazing butt but imagine how sexy would it be if he turned around and show us his whole body… the water dripping over his cock and huge balls… Well, that never happened unfortunately. Just another butt scene:

5. Jonathan (2016) – “Homoerotic Romance”

Thomas was so handsome that year. His haircut gives him a fresh and sexier look. It’s the first time we see him in a homoerotic sex scene! It’s quite emotional so everything is implied.

6. Lobbyistin (2017) – “The Teasing continues…”

Once again Thomas is naked in a balcony. We see his butt and he turns around only when the camera cuts his lower body. Disappointment. His co-actress definitely takes a peak down there. I don’t know if her awkward smile is scritped…

CONCLUSION

It’s evident that Thomas has some big balls (both literally and metaphorically). He loves getting naked and he probably has no problem going full frontal in any scene.

So why haven’t we seen Thomas Sarbacher in a clear frontal naked scene yet?

Well I believe it’s not really up to him. Directors always aim for a certain aesthetic result, channels very often shy away from nudity, worrying they might scare off their conservative viewers. So they opt for a win win situation where they show nudity but it’s very brief and it’s there for whoever really wants to see it (and will probably make use of the pause button!)

Also it is still a bit of a taboo to show an actor with unusually small genitalia fully naked. The depictions of a micropenis (out of the script’s context) in cinema and TV are very rare. Unfortunately, in 2021, the audience is still shocked with the view of a micropenis. Actors with extremely small genitals usually avoid frontal nudity, get censored or they are denied to do it even if they want to.

Are small cocks censored from cinema and TV?

I would say yes. There is some kind of discrimination when it comes to casting actors. I believe that well endowed actors get the green light more often. However, there is a big community that loves smaller men, and it keeps growing! There are many people who are obsessed with micropenises and consider it a very sexy attribute.

Represantation is important.

It’s very important to see different body types be represented on TV. People of different body types need to feel represented in the movies or series they are watching. This should also apply to nude scenes. A man with a micropenis definitely feels awkward when he only sees huge cocks on TV.

Though things are getting better. Recently Martin Neuhaus, an overweight actor, was shown fully naked in “Die Drei von der Muellabfuhr Baby an Bord”.

Is there hope to see Thomas Sarbacher fully naked again?

Well, this is Germany. Anything can happen. Thomas still looks incredibly hot and I believe he would be up for the task. However, for the reasons I mentioned the possibilities for a clearly visible frontal are grim. I have to say though that I would love to see Thomas in a public nudity scene where he runs completely naked on the street or something like that. Or a sex scene. Well anything really. Please, Thomas? ❤

Robert Finster frontal naked [SMALL, ACCIDENTAL NUDITY, BALLS] in series Freud

Robert Finster, the handsome austrian we met as Freud had a few nude scenes in the netflix mini-series, BUT one of them went wrong leaving him fully exposed! There are three nude scenes throught the series: 1. a bathtub scene where the water is so muddy we cannot see a thing 2. a sex scene and 3. one where he is naked on the floor in a pose that blocks everything. It’s evident that Robert didn’t want to show his front. However during this sex scene his small penis is accidentally exposed due to what I believe was a wardrobe malfunction!

What happened?

The sex scene begins and Robert is kinda frantic and probably a bit stressed out. He clumsily pulls down his -kinda oversized- trousers to reveal his skinny butt. I believe this is where it happened. His pants slip all the way to his feet, leaving him completely exposed. This whole part is very awkward and clumsy as he is evidently anxious.

He looks for his trousers but they are down at his feet. Love his reaction!

When the sex act is over, Robert has to get up. He looks down and his pants are not within his reach, realizing he has no choice but to show everything! He has to act fast, and in a desperate move he frantically pulls the sheet next to him to cover but as soon as he turns around his small, flaccid, uncut cock pops out!

FUCK THIS

Love how fast he pulls the sheet to try and cover up but gets exposed anyway. What’s funny is that they tried to blur and darken it in editing so it’s not so prominent but you can see the enhanced version below!

Let’s see this clearer!

He turns around and you can see his very small, pointy cock flop up! So hot… I love that it’s uncut, it looks so cute!

It’s completely flaccid!
Cute, little willy
You can see the pointy tip of his foreskin!
His baby cock flops up!
Look at his balls!

Robert then runs to the sink to wash his willy from the “sin” he just did. We see no balls or penis hanging between his legs, making me think how small are they. Yum!

How amazing this scene would be if he hadn’t tucked his dick and balls between his legs, leaving only a mangina visible:

Giving some clarity too those muddy waters:

Robert Finster is undeniably sexy so I really expect from him more in the nudity department since he is mainly a theater actor. Even if it didn’t go as planned he did his first steps. In Freud he accidentally showed more than he wanted, let’s hope in his next nude scene he will show everything knowingly.