[EXCLUSIVE:] Chris Hemsworth’s huge prosthetic cock in Thor: Love And Thunder + Uncensored Butt

Fans are getting crazy over naked Thor in the upcoming Love And Thunder trailer. Zeus (played by Russel Crowe) leaves Thor stark naked, tearing his cape with a snap of his finger in front of everyone. I am sure everyone is wondering if Chris Hemsworth was actually fully naked during this scene. The answer of course is no. He is wearing what it seems to be an extremely huge prosthetic cock, probably to look proportionally correct with a god’s body. Gotta love Marvel’s attention to detail!

Here’s the full dong/balls prosthetic:

This looks a bit heavier than Thor’s hammer. My guess is they are going to show it hang between his legs from behind, which is why they probably blurred the butt shot in the trailer:

And there it is, hanging like horse dick. It will be so fun if they actually go ahead and show it. Even if it’s fake it gives superhero movies a new edge and immediately puts them in adult territory. It’s about time we saw more nudity in mainstream cinema.

What’s under the prosthetic?

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Kai Schumann frontal naked [TINY, BALLS, DIGITALLY ALTERED PENIS] in Mord mit Aussicht

Kai Schumann is once again in an embarrassing naked situation, as he is known for scenes like these. It’s the first time the full monty is shown, begging the question though, is it actually him? Whoever has seen him naked in “Jana und der Buschpilot Streit der Staemme” remembers there was barely anything to see. And I’m curious, how does an actor who avoids frontal since the beginning of his career suddenly shows a big cock.

Digitally Altered Nudity is starting to become a trend to protect any actor who wants to avoid showing an embarrassingly small penis in a world where anything can be found online in seconds.

Analyzing the image though leaves the real thing fully exposed. It looks so tiny, it would be too awkward for Kai to do this lengthy nude scene including the close up shots.

At the beginning of the scene, we see Kai go skinny-dipping in a lake with his piggy. He takes everything off showing us his fine meaty ass.

He looks a bit out of shape comparing to his past nude scenes but he is still sexy. As he does his crouches there is nothing seen hanging between his legs, which means he is probably wearing a protective pouch.

After having a swim he gets out covered in all the dirt a lake can contain and we see a close up shot of a totally fake, photoshopped cock flopping between his legs.

Analyzing the frames, exposes a tiny, uncut willy that barely flops! So embarrassing…

He looks a lot sexier with his cute, small dicklet than the fake big one.

The water might have been too cold making it look baby-sized…

Kai is not alone though and he is suddenly getting attacked.

We get another frontal shot but this time there is a big editing fail. The digitally edited big cock is placed a bit too high, looking ridiculous and wrong. His real penis was blurred out.

Another editing fail that gives the editing away, is the piggy’s collar being accidentally erased!

It appears that Kai used a protective pouch between shots, which didn’t stay in its place as he was running, leaving his jumping peen fully exposed.

He finds a hideout in a trailer house but he soon discovered by a cop. He has no choice but to come out with his hands up. He forgets he is completely naked and immediately covers up his tiny cock!

He embarrassingly covers it up but it’s too late…

His little testicles flop! You can notice how his hands are not really grabbing anything…

The embarrassment only gets bigger as Kai appears in front a crowd completely naked and drops on the floor, unconscious.

Mikhail Kremer [SMALL, BUTTHOLE] & Vladimir Veryovochkin [AVERAGE, SEMI-ERECT] frontal naked in Igra na vyzhivanie

It’s very ironic that a homophobic scene from a Russian show would become one of the sexiest -and gayest!- nude scenes of the past two years. Russian tv showing a naked fight between two men, with their cocks crazily flop and dangle? Unbelievable. Mikhail Kremer and Vladimir Veryovochkin, in an amazingly choreographed scene, fight, wrestle and throw things at each other while completely naked. We get to enjoy great frontals from both, Mikhail’s cute jiggly little penis and Vladimir’s dangling sausage and big testicles! Let’s dive in…

Mikhail and Vladimir enter an old house and strip off their wet clothes. Mikhail (gay character) is a bit more eager to strip, so he pulls down his boxers first giving us a great view of his flaccid penis flop like crazy as he rubs himself!

His cock is quite small and fully flaccid! So jiggly!

I love how he grabs his peen and squeezes it and then flap his whole package up and down rubbing it. So fucking sexy…

Rubbing the hell out of it! Flop! Flop! Flop!

Vladimir strips off as well and lets a sizable cock fall out… Mikhail takes a quick peek and awkwardly reacts as soon as he sees the big stuff. He can’t contain himself for too much…

He starts to rub Vladimir’s body in an attempt to warm him but… he seems to focus on the butt area a bit too much!

Vladimir, as soon as he becomes aware of Mikhail’s gay advances his homophobic spider-sense kicks in and things instantly heat up. He thanks Mikhail with a strong punch in the face!

Mikhail answers with another punch and the flopping cockfight begins!

As Vladimir struggles to get up, we see an incredible view of his big hanging cock while his ball sack seems very tight and shrunken from the cold!

His testies look like one big unified ball sack from the cold…

He returns the favor with a hitting Mikhail with a steel rod making his small penis flop.

To avoid… size comparisons during the whole scene, the director never shows the two actor’s fronts at the same time! Except for this moment where Mikhail cock is blurred and barely visible while Vladimir’s big uncut sausage distinctly swings in every direction!

Giving some clarity instantly shows why the director choose to shoot it this way…. Awkward…

Mikhail has had enough of his ass get beaten and responds with an impressive kick but he raises his leg so much that his butthole splits open!

Let’s see it more clearly!

I love how we see his balls fly and his scrotum bag going down his exposed open anus!

This scene keeps on giving, and we are instantly greeted with another insane angle of Vladimir’s jewels as he kicks the crates off him to get up. The fight has warmed him up and his cock looks meaty while his balls bigger and softer!

His testicles softly brush his thighs and his fat, uncut cock jiggles!

Looking delicious!

Mikhail is furiously walking towards his opponent, giving us a quick and cute jiggle of his smallie! I love how hairy he is down there!

Vladimir is once again thrown, on a bed this time, and as he tries to find his balance a blanket hits his cock and sends him flying in the most epic dick flop of the scene!

His cock helicopters up looking quite stiffer…

Vladimir kicks back, his whole package dangles. His ball look big and saggy.

So Floppy!

In a similar way, Mikhail is half-thrown on the table and his cute smaller dicklet quickly swings with his cut head clearly visible to the camera!

Look at his hairy mushroom cock flopping! So cute!

The fight gets more intimate as the two men come closer and a cold shower -which may help keeping any unwanted erections away ahem!- coincidently turns on. Vladimir gifts us another godly floppage of his meat stick right before both of them fall on the ground with their naked bodies locked together!

In an ultimate climax of an already insanely sexy scene full of incredible moments, the two naked men fall down with Vladimir’s dangling cock looking stiff and… semi-erected! Mikhail’s foot wraps around him only few inches away from touching it!!!

Mikhail’s foot almost hits Vladimir’s cock!

There are no words to describe how raw and sexy this moment is. His ball sack so tight but big and his pointy uncut dick swivel in the air, obviously not entirely soft!

The scene reaches it’s gay climax, Vladimir’s cock is awkwardly looking up. His whole body is sitting on Mikhail he probably feels his soft dicklet on his back… Could he be aroused?

The fight ends. Mikhail is left on the ground, his gorgeous wet body in a very open position. His cut cock has turned even smaller and shrunken. His balls are so clearly visible and hairy making you wanna grab and lick them.

His cute little mushroom dicklet looks insanely sexy!

So wet. So hairy. So sexy.

I don’t think anything can surpass the sexiness of this scene that currently sits at the top of my list. Mikhail Kremer is such a handsome man and a very smart actor, I love that he is not shy at all. Vladimir Veryovochkin has an impressive package and gave us some amazing moments here.

Caps Time!

Oscar Isaac’s fake prosthetic in Scenes from A Marriage and his real penis [SMALL]

Fans have been long waiting for Oscar to go frontal naked and he seemed to shy away from it for years. The actor finally decided to go all the way BUT there are good news and bad news. The bad news are that unfortunately what we saw was not his real penis, but a fake prosthetic. The good news is that it looks incredibly real.

It’s a post-sex scene, Oscar is naked with his pants down and he gets really close with Jessica Chastain. I get why they used a prothetic. It’s an intimate scene, Oscar has to be a bit “aroused” and a certain size is needed down there. Plus, it’s an HBO show, everything must look perfect and photogenic. Oscar’s small cock would make for an anti-climatic scene and it would probably be too embarrassing for him.

“Gotta go take this off”

It’s funny that they used an uncut prosthetic cause Oscar is actually circumcised! I guess when you do have the choice you go for the uncut. It’s probably the reason they digitally darkened/removed his bits on his second frontal where he doesn’t wear the prosthetic.

Could it be that Oscar didn’t want to reveal that his is cut? I doubt it, he is fully naked in this scene. Was it a director’s choice? Very likely. Who knows.

Menembarrassed has the exclusive frontal from this scene. Contact for more details on how to get the uncensored image.

In the end, the highlight was Oscar’s butt that was actually real and incredible!

Oscar Isaac had a more embarrassing scene to shoot for the Dune. He had to stay completely for naked for a fair amount of time in a fully uncomfortable position and in a set full of people!

The angles were very careful not to expose his front but menembarrassed has an exclusive frontal pic from the scene. Contact for more details on how to get the uncensored image.

Wojciech Mecwaldowski going frontal [SMALL, CMNM] in Klangor

One of the hottest polish daddies, Wojciech Mecwaldowski, finally went all out in crime series Klangor. This is his first clear frontal nudity scene since his brief accidental dick exposure in Usta Usta (2013).

At the beginning of the scene we see him fucking his wife really hard and it looks like he’s giving it good.

He looks so sexy in this fucking scene, I love how fast he is pushing. There seems to be a bit of a dick slip here, too.

Shoving it really good…

The moment won’t last for long. Wojciech realizes his house is surrounded by cops and gets up nervously.

He knows they are coming for him so he is ready to give himself in. We get a brief look at his skinny ass and when he turns around his thin, slightly fluffed cock appears!

Wojciech is completely shaved down there in this scene to earn those extra inches but unfortunately his dicklet still looks small, flying out a bit instead of actually hanging.

Hands on his head he lies on the floor completely naked, ready to surrender himself to the authorities.

Police barges in, Wojciech with his hands on his butt is ready to be cuffed and arrested in front of his wife. So humiliating…

Omg, look how the tip of his penis gets bigger when he turns around! Is he flexing his cock’s muscle or is he arroused?

Can you see how his dick head inflates?

Unfortunately Wojciech Mecwaldowski shaved his gorgeous beard for this role. He was so hairy Usta Usta and sooo much hotter! His dick looked smaller on that scene.

Do you think Wojciech fluffed or was slightly erect in Klangor? Let us know in the comments below!

Thomas Sarbacher REWIND: His best naked moments

Thomas is one of the most charming German actors of his age and a living example of a man that only gets hotter the older he gets. In the age of 60 he still looks great and most importantly, he’s still doing nude scenes! Last time we saw him naked was in 2017, in series “Lobbyistin” where he showed his butt. He has been keeping a low profile since then.

Thomas has been naked countless times on set. However, when it comes to frontal nudity he hasn’t done much. Hmmm… Why would that be? Let’s remember his best moments and finally try to answer to this question.

The Blink-and-you-missed-it Frontals

1. Bella Vita (2010) – “What’s under the towel”

Thomas has only done two frontal nudity scenes and both of them are pretty brief and fast. The first one was back in 2010, on the tv movie “Bella Vita” which may (or may not) be accidental! Having just gotten out of shower and wearing only his towel, when Thomas gets up from bed he quickly gives us a peek of everything between his legs!

Bella Vita 2010 – For the first time ever, Thomas Sarbacher’s penis fully visible

We see his impressively big balls slide onto his thighs and they look so perfect for grabbing while his extremely small penis looks quite wrinkly and bite-sized! Unfortunately, the movement is so fast, it’s impossible to see the details on video.

It’s his most famous naked scene as it was the first time Thomas was fully exposed and kind of shocking cause it came out of nowhere!

Thomas Sarbacher going frontal in Bella Vita. A fan favorite.

2. Therese geht fremd – “For the eagle-eyed only”

One year later, in 2011 Thomas stars in romantic tv film “Therese geht fremd”. In a scene we see him strip off at his hotel balcony but room service comes without notice and he runs to hide under the sheets. It’s a split second but it’s there. Thomas Sarbacher’s cock pops into frame as he jumps onto bed!

Thomas Sarbacher frontal naked in Therese geht fremd (2011)

What we see down there is very different from his previous frontal. His penis looks abnormally small, shaftless and glued onto his balls. It really seems as if he is circumcised and only a tiny head is exposed. I am not sure if it is the position he is in but it looks like an “inny” micropenis coming out of his wrinkly scrotum. He is obviously cool with being totally naked in a crowded movie set despite his shortages down there, how sexy is that?

He even has a small bush down there! So hot…

The Butt Era 2014 – Today

In the following years, while Thomas hasn’t stopped dropping his pants, he is limited to showing only his butt and rear leaving us fans craving for more. His backside though looks great as well. Take a look below.

3. Bella Amore (2014) – “Caught Naked”

This embarrassment nudity scene would be so good if we got to see his front. We see Thomas strip completely naked as he pulls his bath towel. Someone else though reaches for his towel and he realizes he is caught naked. He rushes to cover with a smaller one and cruelly leaves without showing us the best part.

His butt looks delicious!
There might be something visible in one frame…
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The same year we see him skinny dip in Schwaegereltern. The shot is so distant you cannot see a thing.

4. Solness (2015) – “Look at my butt… only”

Thomas is taking a shower. We see his amazing butt but imagine how sexy would it be if he turned around and show us his whole body… the water dripping over his cock and huge balls… Well, that never happened unfortunately. Just another butt scene:

5. Jonathan (2016) – “Homoerotic Romance”

Thomas was so handsome that year. His haircut gives him a fresh and sexier look. It’s the first time we see him in a homoerotic sex scene! It’s quite emotional so everything is implied.

6. Lobbyistin (2017) – “The Teasing continues…”

Once again Thomas is naked in a balcony. We see his butt and he turns around only when the camera cuts his lower body. Disappointment. His co-actress definitely takes a peak down there. I don’t know if her awkward smile is scritped…

CONCLUSION

It’s evident that Thomas has some big balls (both literally and metaphorically). He loves getting naked and he probably has no problem going full frontal in any scene.

So why haven’t we seen Thomas Sarbacher in a clear frontal naked scene yet?

Well I believe it’s not really up to him. Directors always aim for a certain aesthetic result, channels very often shy away from nudity, worrying they might scare off their conservative viewers. So they opt for a win win situation where they show nudity but it’s very brief and it’s there for whoever really wants to see it (and will probably make use of the pause button!)

Also it is still a bit of a taboo to show an actor with unusually small genitalia fully naked. The depictions of a micropenis (out of the script’s context) in cinema and TV are very rare. Unfortunately, in 2021, the audience is still shocked with the view of a micropenis. Actors with extremely small genitals usually avoid frontal nudity, get censored or they are denied to do it even if they want to.

Are small cocks censored from cinema and TV?

I would say yes. There is some kind of discrimination when it comes to casting actors. I believe that well endowed actors get the green light more often. However, there is a big community that loves smaller men, and it keeps growing! There are many people who are obsessed with micropenises and consider it a very sexy attribute.

Represantation is important.

It’s very important to see different body types be represented on TV. People of different body types need to feel represented in the movies or series they are watching. This should also apply to nude scenes. A man with a micropenis definitely feels awkward when he only sees huge cocks on TV.

Though things are getting better. Recently Martin Neuhaus, an overweight actor, was shown fully naked in “Die Drei von der Muellabfuhr Baby an Bord”.

Is there hope to see Thomas Sarbacher fully naked again?

Well, this is Germany. Anything can happen. Thomas still looks incredibly hot and I believe he would be up for the task. However, for the reasons I mentioned the possibilities for a clearly visible frontal are grim. I have to say though that I would love to see Thomas in a public nudity scene where he runs completely naked on the street or something like that. Or a sex scene. Well anything really. Please, Thomas? ❤

Maximilian Brückner frontal naked [TINY, SMALL ERECTION, BUTTHOLE, CMNM] in Das Schönste Paar

I have to say it was a big shocker seeing Maximilian going all the way – he seemed to be sworn against it – however I wasn’t all that surprised. Okay, we all knew he was not packing a monster down there. But I never imagined he would do a scene this explicit. He exposed well, actually everything! Let’s dive in:

In the first scene, Max is seen lying completely naked on the beach with his girlfriend. We don’t see much but when he turns sideways to kiss her, his semi-erected penis pops up as it stands upwards!

Tiny Erection Peek-a-boo!

It’s really awkward to see his very thin, pointy dick peeking during a romantic scene.

It looks quite small and very sharp looking!

Looks like he’s having a pencil-dick erection…

They suddenly realize they are not alone as a gang of “voyeurs” are spying on them from the hill. They quickly get up and Maximilian doesn’t lose the chance to show his perfect butt.

The second scene is where we see Maximilian Brueckner wide open. The gang from the previous scene has taken the couple as hostages and forces Max to have sex with his girlfriend in front of them.

Poor Max starts rubbing his cock trying to get it erect but it’s impossible while those sick bastards looking.

it’s a bit awkward that he’s making a fist, while being completely flaccid, to act like his rubbing it

The sick guy loses his patience and grabs Maximilian. The next shot is amazing.

Max is thrown on the floor and we see an incredibly explicit shot of his flopping scrotum bag going down his butthole as he open his legs! So hot… His tiny flaccid, cock is mostly hidden behind his balls but it’s briefly visible.

It’s so raw, I love it. I still can believe he did this.

The tip of his little peen is briefly peeking behind his balls!

You can see everything! His wrinkly testicle bag, his thin flaccid uncut peen. Even a bit of his butthole.

At the end, after they are left alone, Maximilian tries to crawl back to his girlfriend. He lifts his body exposing his shaggy ball sack and tiny cock!! Immediately, he lowers his body as if someone from the crew yelled at him and the camera quickly moves away.

His tiny ball sack brushes the floor and lifts up with his penis looking extremely small and soft. Seems like very embarrassing scene to shoot let alone to watch afterwards…

Look how soft his testicles look as they pickup from the floor!

As he finally gets up Max’s is once again fully exposed. I believe what he tried to do here was to cover his front with his upper body but the angle was wrong giving us the clearest full frontal of his dick and balls.

Look at the wrinkly tip of his soft little willy!

This was one of the most amazing, raw nude scenes ever. It’s a tiny bit embarrassing and humiliating for Maximilian, every bit of him is exposed. I don’t thing any future nude scene by Max can top this one, unless it’s a Lars von Trier film.

Peter De Vuyst frontal naked [BIG, OPEN BUTTHOLE] in performance Anima Ardens

Sexy ginger Peter De Vuyst is my second favorite in this performance., he’s so handsome. There are many acrobatics and weird dance moves that require from all dancers to expose their buttholes right to the camera. What’s very interesting about Peter is that he seems to be a bit more aware of this, than the rest of the cast, and i think he’s trying to avoid showing it. There no close ups or long shots of his hole explicitly showing like most of other dancers. However, I managed to capture some shots of his ginger anus hole opening up! (see pic above)

So handsome!

His big dick hose seems to be so heavy as it swings slightly.

Umm… ok. This is weird. He’s going this weird, cringy spasmodic crawl giving as a great view of his gorgeous butt.

“Hey look, my hole is open!”

Love this move. His soft dick and balls are hanging upside down as he slowly splits his light colored butthole widely open to us.

He’s gone fully crazy. His big dick, even when flopping like crazy looks heavy!

Let’s play horse-riding!

This is amazing. He climbs onto him, with his buttocks split open looking right at us. I love how we can see his ball sack going all the way up his hole, flopping up and down as he jumps. Look at his long but thin dangling sausage, brushing his co-dancers body.

So sexy…

Let’s climb up there…

He really tries not turn his butthole to the camera…

As he climbs down his ginger anus hole is showing… ops!

Is it me? Or it looks kinda drilled open?

Oliver Zgorelec frontal naked [SMALL, CFNM, BALLS] in Nur ein Sommer

This is one of my favorite scenes. It’s the only nude scene Oliver has ever done and it’s a shame because he’s such a cutie. In this scene, he’s having an outdoor shower and he’s feeling awkward his horse is watching him. His wet, athletic body is so sensuous as the water drips over to his short, incredibly hairy mushroom cock. I love how his little dicklet jiggle, as he rubs himself. So hot…

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So small and jiggly!

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He doesn’t know she is also getting a peek…

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Later the two of them have a romantic bath in a barrel. Oliver strips down…

Love how he hesitates for a minute but then drops his pants and we see a bit of his buttcrack open ❤

He jumps in…

This must have been very awkward. He gets out of the barrel and his co-actress is faced close up with his jewels. We see his wet balls hanging low between his legs, water dripping off them!

She takes a peek right at his short cock and then looks away smiling awkwardly!

Wow, that’s a big bush down there!

His butt is amazing…

He jumps in and we take a great look at his ball sack flopping! Again, she can’t help but look down there as well!

[HIGHLIGHT] David Rangborg frontal naked [CFNM, BALLS, BUTT] in Det Mest Forbjudna

David is so sexy, with his curvy body, incredible meaty ass and adorable light-colored beard. In this scene, the maid barges in the room to be greeted with David’s bubbly butt. I love how we see his buttocks jiggle as he jumps off his “wife”. He turns around to cover with a sheet and the most incredible package flop in nudity history happens. David’s long ball sack shoots in the air like a sling and flops back, his soft, pointy cock swinging…

It’s just amazing…

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You can see his scrotum bag going down his hole!

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Flop! Flop! Flop!

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Sexy bear…

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Getting bathed…

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He has a perfectly sized, thin cock

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They start to have sex but…

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He falls asleep!

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Some shrinkage occurred here…

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He is caught banging someone else. Love how his balls are visible.

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David’s butt is a dream… I wanna bite it!

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Some interesting caps…

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