Mikhail Kremer [SMALL, BUTTHOLE] & Vladimir Veryovochkin [AVERAGE, SEMI-ERECT] frontal naked in Igra na vyzhivanie

It’s very ironic that a homophobic scene from a Russian show would become one of the sexiest -and gayest!- nude scenes of the past two years. Russian tv showing a naked fight between two men, with their cocks crazily flop and dangle? Unbelievable. Mikhail Kremer and Vladimir Veryovochkin, in an amazingly choreographed scene, fight, wrestle and throw things at each other while completely naked. We get to enjoy great frontals from both, Mikhail’s cute jiggly little penis and Vladimir’s dangling sausage and big testicles! Let’s dive in…

Mikhail and Vladimir enter an old house and strip off their wet clothes. Mikhail (gay character) is a bit more eager to strip, so he pulls down his boxers first giving us a great view of his flaccid penis flop like crazy as he rubs himself!

His cock is quite small and fully flaccid! So jiggly!

I love how he grabs his peen and squeezes it and then flap his whole package up and down rubbing it. So fucking sexy…

Rubbing the hell out of it! Flop! Flop! Flop!

Vladimir strips off as well and lets a sizable cock fall out… Mikhail takes a quick peek and awkwardly reacts as soon as he sees the big stuff. He can’t contain himself for too much…

He starts to rub Vladimir’s body in an attempt to warm him but… he seems to focus on the butt area a bit too much!

Vladimir, as soon as he becomes aware of Mikhail’s gay advances his homophobic spider-sense kicks in and things instantly heat up. He thanks Mikhail with a strong punch in the face!

Mikhail answers with another punch and the flopping cockfight begins!

As Vladimir struggles to get up, we see an incredible view of his big hanging cock while his ball sack seems very tight and shrunken from the cold!

His testies look like one big unified ball sack from the cold…

He returns the favor with a hitting Mikhail with a steel rod making his small penis flop.

To avoid… size comparisons during the whole scene, the director never shows the two actor’s fronts at the same time! Except for this moment where Mikhail cock is blurred and barely visible while Vladimir’s big uncut sausage distinctly swings in every direction!

Giving some clarity instantly shows why the director choose to shoot it this way…. Awkward…

Mikhail has had enough of his ass get beaten and responds with an impressive kick but he raises his leg so much that his butthole splits open!

Let’s see it more clearly!

I love how we see his balls fly and his scrotum bag going down his exposed open anus!

This scene keeps on giving, and we are instantly greeted with another insane angle of Vladimir’s jewels as he kicks the crates off him to get up. The fight has warmed him up and his cock looks meaty while his balls bigger and softer!

His testicles softly brush his thighs and his fat, uncut cock jiggles!

Looking delicious!

Mikhail is furiously walking towards his opponent, giving us a quick and cute jiggle of his smallie! I love how hairy he is down there!

Vladimir is once again thrown, on a bed this time, and as he tries to find his balance a blanket hits his cock and sends him flying in the most epic dick flop of the scene!

His cock helicopters up looking quite stiffer…

Vladimir kicks back, his whole package dangles. His ball look big and saggy.

So Floppy!

In a similar way, Mikhail is half-thrown on the table and his cute smaller dicklet quickly swings with his cut head clearly visible to the camera!

Look at his hairy mushroom cock flopping! So cute!

The fight gets more intimate as the two men come closer and a cold shower -which may help keeping any unwanted erections away ahem!- coincidently turns on. Vladimir gifts us another godly floppage of his meat stick right before both of them fall on the ground with their naked bodies locked together!

In an ultimate climax of an already insanely sexy scene full of incredible moments, the two naked men fall down with Vladimir’s dangling cock looking stiff and… semi-erected! Mikhail’s foot wraps around him only few inches away from touching it!!!

Mikhail’s foot almost hits Vladimir’s cock!

There are no words to describe how raw and sexy this moment is. His ball sack so tight but big and his pointy uncut dick swivel in the air, obviously not entirely soft!

The scene reaches it’s gay climax, Vladimir’s cock is awkwardly looking up. His whole body is sitting on Mikhail he probably feels his soft dicklet on his back… Could he be aroused?

The fight ends. Mikhail is left on the ground, his gorgeous wet body in a very open position. His cut cock has turned even smaller and shrunken. His balls are so clearly visible and hairy making you wanna grab and lick them.

His cute little mushroom dicklet looks insanely sexy!

So wet. So hairy. So sexy.

I don’t think anything can surpass the sexiness of this scene that currently sits at the top of my list. Mikhail Kremer is such a handsome man and a very smart actor, I love that he is not shy at all. Vladimir Veryovochkin has an impressive package and gave us some amazing moments here.

Caps Time!

10 Unfortunate Moments of Male Nudity

Shooting a nude scene is always hard for an actor. It can be very stressful, especially if you only have one shot get it right. Things can get awkward pretty easily and if something goes wrong it’s there forever, for everyone to see. And replay. So let’s remember the hottest misfortunes of male actors during nude scenes, these moments of unwanted exposure!

10. Ed Harris

An all-time classic

Where: Swing Shift
What Happened: Ed harris exposed his dick and balls accidentally
This is one of the most iconic nude accidents to ever happen. Ed Harris, still young and sexy, comes out of the shower shirtless wearing just a towel. The “just” part becomes more apparent when he sits down with his legs widely open giving us a quick look of his redish long dick flopping! If it wasn’t for this cute accident we would have never seen Mr. Harris since it’s his only nude scene.

9. Ashton Kutcher

Where: The Butterfly Effect
What Happened: Ashton’s dick accidentally slips through his boxers
In this thriller, Kutcher’s character continuously shifts through different parallel universes. In this alternate reality, he wakes up in his college dorm, at bed with his girlfriend. Being in shock he falls down, and as he crawls away his small dick flies out of his briefs! Ashton looks down right at the moment it happens, as if he felt it and immediately covers up. Unfortunately for him, no one in the editing room noticed.

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8. Lukasz Simlat

Cold Water. Not the best place to be fully naked.

Where: Kochankowie z Marony
What happened: Dick shrunken from the cold, looking tiny
This is one of my favorite scenes. It must have been very embarrassing for Lukasz to shoot as he had to strip completely naked in front of his co-actress and dive into the cold water. We then see him drag a boat to the shore with his dick having shrunk into a tiny little peenie. I just love how it pops up and down, so small as it is, while he is stumbling in his way out of the water. In his next movies Lukasz did several nude scenes explicitly showing his erect cock, making up for his reputation. In Szatan kazal tanczyc, you can even see his butthole!

Lukasz Simlat’s butthole wide open

7. Pierre Besson

Peek-a-boo!

Where: Afrika mon amour
What happened: Naked under robe, accidentally exposed in non-nudity scene
It’s obvious that there was not supposed to be any nudity in this scene. But Pierre, as he tries to get up from the infirmary bed, spread his legs open showing us he’s completely naked under his robe. We quickly see his squished testicles and his soft little cock buried behind them. This must have been very humiliating for Pierre. Searching for “Pierre Besson naked” in Google currently shows nothing.

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6. Daniel Letterle

Where: The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green
What happened: Unplanned penis flash, actor accidentally stripped
Daniel is such a hottie so this accidental exposure is pure gold. During a sex scene, Daniel’s boyfriend removes his t-shirt and boxers and pushes his legs up to bone him. According to the director, Daniel was wearing some flesh colored briefs under his boxers. But his co-actor accidentally grabbed both, leaving him fully exposed! You can see his soft dick and balls flop between his open legs while his co-actor is rubbing on it. Being a true professional, Daniel just went with it and didn’t interrupted the shooting. Must have been awkward though, being left completely exposed unexpectedly, with his legs lifted, and his co-actor and crew getting an eyeful of his open hole.

5. Robert Webb

Where: Confetti
What happened: Filmmakers lied about amount of nudity
Confetti was a low-budget mockumentary film starring Robert Webb and Olivia Colman as a naturist couple. Their roles required them to spend the whole movie completely naked. However, the actors were led to believe by the producers that their privates would be pixelated in the final edit. I can’t imagine their shock and embarrassment, when at the premiere, they found themselves fully exposed on screen for the whole runtime! They even started legal proceedings against the film-makers but decided it was better to just pretend it had never happened. “I’m very embarrassed to say my grandfather’s watched Confetti several times because it’s been going round on a loop.” Rob said, “It’s the only time I’ve ever been to see a film slightly in disguise – a hat and sunglasses. You don’t want to be recognised going to watch yourself naked in a film.” So if you need 2 hours of Robert’s dick go watch Confetti.

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4. Bruce Willis

Where: Color of Night
What happened: Bruce Willis’ testicles accidentally slip under the towel
Bruce has never shied away from nudity, but this moment is so awkward. He is sitting by the pool wearing only a towel and his balls accidentally drop out when he gets up. Very anti-climatic, considering it’s an emotional scene. What’s amazing is that nobody knew about this -even the director himself- until the VHS version came out in 4:3 format. The movie was shot in a widescreen format, so it was impossible to see what was down there. What a nice surprise!

3. Lambert Wilson

Where: Telle mere telle fille
What happened: Dick accidentally exposed through cloth hole
In this scene, Lambert after stripping completely naked for Juliette Binoche, his wife returns home unexpectedly. We see him franticly run across the house, struggling to cover his dick and balls with his hands. He quickly grabs something to wear, it’s some kind of robe, and when he puts it on his little flaccid cock can be seen through the hole of the cloth! This is the only clear frontal by Lambert.

Juliette is getting an eyeful of his small dick. Seems like she’s trying hard not to laugh…
Hilariously embarrassing…

2. Hynek Čermák

Where: Svata Ctverice aka 4some
What happened: Micropenis accidentally visible
Hynek tries really hard to avoid showing what’s down there in a film that is about, well, a foursome. There’s no clear frontal from him as it is always blocked from view. However in a shower scene, for a split second, you can see his tiny penis on the lower part of the screen. You can see Hynek looking right at the camera, which immediately moves higher to hide it.

It’s only visible for a second!

At the end of the film, credits are rolling and we can see the whole cast walking naked at the beach. It’s the only scene where you can see Hynek completely naked but it’s a very distant shot. However, a few seconds before the film ends, we get a closer shot at them. Hynek, is lying naked and nothing is visible but when he tries to get up, his micropenis pops up between his legs!

A tiny head pops up between his legs!
So cute!

Hope Hynek will do a proper frontal nude scene someday and clearly show his cute little mushroom.

1. Marco Bocci

Where: La Bella Societa
What happened: Penis extremely small and shrunken
I left the best at the end. Everything went wrong for the handsome Italian actor in this nude scene. Marco yanks a sheet to cover up his parts but he spreads his legs open accidentally exposing everything. On top of that, he seems to suffer from an unfortunate shrinkage. What we see down there is just a tiny, hairy piece of wrinkly foreskin glued on his tiny, firm testicles. It’s clear, he was in no condition to be filmed completely naked. So embarrassing…

This is probably the most unfortunate moment in Marco Bocci’s career, that will definitely haunt him forever.

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Marco Bocci frontal naked [TINY, SHRINKAGE] in La Bella Societa

Marco is one of the hottest Italian actors with his career currently being in its highs. Which is what makes this scene from the 2010 film so gloriously… humiliating. It’s so unflattering, I couldn’t believe it actually ended up in the movie. Marco is about to have sex but has some kind of seizure and falls from bed. He climbs back up, yanks the sheet to cover up but he spreads his legs open resulting in his full exposure. What we see down there is quite shocking: Marco’s tiny, fully shrunken, uncut penis! There’s no shaft just a tiny piece of wrinkly skin sitting on top of his two little testicles. Unbelievable…

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He’s moving the sheet to cover it up…

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Look how hairy he is around his small dicklet!

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I can imagine how embarrassing this must be for Marco. It just seems impossible for such a famous actor to be exposed like that.

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It’s looks like a little meatball, buried in his testicles.

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I wonder how it looks like when erected…

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Marco Bocci nudo in La Bella Società

Eric Savin frontal naked in Happenstance

[SMALL, SHRUNKEN, BALLS]

This is one of my favourite scenes. It’s so natural, Eric is very good-looking with a beautiful hairy body. He is lying at bed and we see his small penis buried among a pair of big balls. It looks kinda weirdly shaped, like it’s just a nubbin of wrinkled foreskin. This is from an old TV movie, so it’s probably impossible to find a better quality clip.

Shrunken and wrinkly…

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I love how his big balls are getting squeezed between his legs…

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Krzysztof Raczkowski and Mack Kubicki frontal naked in Jewrope

Mack is forcibly stripped…
His little soft dick is flopping!
This is so hot…

 

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She spits milk onto him… Huge boner and great ass from that guy in front!

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Getting dragged by a woman…

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Krzysztof Raczkowski and Mack Kubicki [SMALL, FORCED, CFNM] frontal naked in Jewrope – Krzysztof, the polish daddy with the glasses is getting beaten while completely naked and then he is imprisoned in a transparent plastic roll. Mack Kubicki, the bald german guy, is forcibly stripped and his flopping little cock is exposed! He is then turned into a naked slave and we get a good look at his extremely small jewels as he pulls the wires. The best part is when he pours some milk onto him and we see it running over his naked body, dripping from what looks like his shrunken penis and little balls… Extremley sensual. 

Watch here: https://vimeo.com/143668658

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Krzysztof points at his small cock!

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Marco Bocci frontal naked [TINY, SHRINKAGE] in La Bella Societa

I still can’t believe this happened! It’s quite rare for such famous (and hot) actors to go all the way. Especially when they are so poorly endowed. Marco climbs up to bed and grabs a sheet to cover his manhood, but the sheet does not fall into place and a tiny, shrunken dick and small ball sack are exposed! All you see is a little dark wrinkly nubbin sitting on top of two tiny testicles. Amazing…

Watch video: https://menembarrassed.wistia.com/medias/n7tsax5afe

Quickly covering it up…