DICK WARS: Will Smith VS Chris Rock

Following the latest big celebrity feud that went viral, after Chris Rock got publicly slapped in the Oscars by Will Smith leading to the whole story becoming viral and Smith getting cancelled by movie productions and the academy, we decided to end this battle in a different way.

While most people thought that what happened to Will Smith was a bit unjust and Chris Rock was heavily criticized for his bad sense of humor, Smith is the one who had to deal with the consequences of his slapping. But who will win the dick battle? Who is bigger down there? Sausage or Macaroni? Who has literally the biggest balls? Who has the sexiest cock? Let’s begin!

Will Smith

1. Has he done Frontal Nudity?

Yes, kind of. His most famous naked appearance is in Wild Wild West. Will Smith is having an intimate moment with a woman in a huge water tank but it suddenly collapses. We see him fall and land with an amazing shot between his legs where we see his huge balls flop up and down!

His dark colored package looks huge! The way his big balls flop is amazing…

Will Smith gets up and we get an incredible view of his well-shaped butt and his horsey-big cock hanging between his legs! We see a water drop falling from the tip of his penis. The three men can’t help but stare down there!

His long hanging cock is visible between his legs

2. Cut or Uncut?

Will Smith’s cock is deliciously UNCUT!

3. Shaved or Bush?

Will is clean-cut so he is shaved down there.

Chris Rock

1. Has he done Frontal Nudity?

Chris has been naked in a skinny-dipping scene from Grown Ups where he jumps of a rock completely naked. His front is only shown from a distance but there is a medium shot where he is seen falling.

A small and very thin peen is seen flying between his legs!

2. Cut or Uncut?

Chris Rock is uncut as well, saving him some extra inches.

3. Shaved or Bush?

While Chris is hairless on his body there are very few hair down there.

Head-to-Head Bulge Comparison

We had a very hard time finding any footage of Chris Rock in undies while there are plenty of Will Smith with a noticeably puffy bulge.

The Verdict

While the winner is not chosen with size in mind, Will Smith clearly wins in that department. His huge uncut cock looks delicious and his big dark wet balls flopping in Wild Wild West are shockingly sexy. Smith is certainly big down there and it shows while Chris is on the shorter and thinner side.

They are both uncut with Chris having very little hair. While we love a nice bush down there we will prefer consistency on this one and choose the overall clean-cut Smith.

The winner is clear by now. Will Smith gets the Menembarrassed-equivalent of an Oscar for his incredibly sexy cock! I have to note at this point that only dick slaps are allowed in our ceremony!

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Who do you think should fight next? Suggest the next battle below!

Ben Affleck’s fake penis in Gone Girl and his real penis

Ben Affleck frontal naked in Gone Girl
The prosthetic was so huge there was no room left for debate

When Gone Girl came out, there was a huge debate whether the huge cock shown in Ben Affleck’s shower scene was real or a prosthetic. There was a lot of people stupid enough to believe that monster-cock was actually Ben. It looked more fake than the Justice League CGI!

The story repeats itself with Oscar Isaac, who appeared with a fake prosthetic in a sex scene in HBO’s Scenes from a Marriage.

Ben’s flaccid cock looks delicious!

However there was a moment that Ben Affleck actually appears completely naked in front of Rosamund Pike, but she only gets to see his meat, not the audience. As you can see in the exclusive photo, Rosamund was greeted with something that looks extremely smaller, uncut and pointy!

Small and Cute!

While I was never a huge fan of Ben Affleck, I have to admit that his flaccid, uncut cock looks unexpectedly sexy! It seems to be on the shorter side but quite thick, too. I hope he really considers to do a real frontal scene. Imagine this amazing package dangling as he walks! So sexy. He looks way hotter without any ridiculous fake horse-dicks.

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Oscar Isaac’s fake prosthetic in Scenes from A Marriage and his real penis [SMALL]

Kai Schumann frontal naked [TINY, BALLS, DIGITALLY ALTERED PENIS] in Mord mit Aussicht

Kai Schumann is once again in an embarrassing naked situation, as he is known for scenes like these. It’s the first time the full monty is shown, begging the question though, is it actually him? Whoever has seen him naked in “Jana und der Buschpilot Streit der Staemme” remembers there was barely anything to see. And I’m curious, how does an actor who avoids frontal since the beginning of his career suddenly shows a big cock.

Digitally Altered Nudity is starting to become a trend to protect any actor who wants to avoid showing an embarrassingly small penis in a world where anything can be found online in seconds.

Analyzing the image though leaves the real thing fully exposed. It looks so tiny, it would be too awkward for Kai to do this lengthy nude scene including the close up shots.

At the beginning of the scene, we see Kai go skinny-dipping in a lake with his piggy. He takes everything off showing us his fine meaty ass.

He looks a bit out of shape comparing to his past nude scenes but he is still sexy. As he does his crouches there is nothing seen hanging between his legs, which means he is probably wearing a protective pouch.

After having a swim he gets out covered in all the dirt a lake can contain and we see a close up shot of a totally fake, photoshopped cock flopping between his legs.

Analyzing the frames, exposes a tiny, uncut willy that barely flops! So embarrassing…

He looks a lot sexier with his cute, small dicklet than the fake big one.

The water might have been too cold making it look baby-sized…

Kai is not alone though and he is suddenly getting attacked.

We get another frontal shot but this time there is a big editing fail. The digitally edited big cock is placed a bit too high, looking ridiculous and wrong. His real penis was blurred out.

Another editing fail that gives the editing away, is the piggy’s collar being accidentally erased!

It appears that Kai used a protective pouch between shots, which didn’t stay in its place as he was running, leaving his jumping peen fully exposed.

He finds a hideout in a trailer house but he soon discovered by a cop. He has no choice but to come out with his hands up. He forgets he is completely naked and immediately covers up his tiny cock!

He embarrassingly covers it up but it’s too late…

His little testicles flop! You can notice how his hands are not really grabbing anything…

The embarrassment only gets bigger as Kai appears in front a crowd completely naked and drops on the floor, unconscious.

Dmitriy Krivosheev frontal naked [MICROPENIS], Mikhail Kremer and Ilya Khvostikov in Igra na vyzhivanie

The unbelievably cute Russian actor Dmitriy Krivosheev, actually did it! Dmitriy had to stay completely naked for a sauna scene in Igra na vyzhivanie. His frontal though was digitally removed by the editing room in the final cut due to his penis looking extremely small. Despite his extremely small size down there, the actor was so brave and went all out with it choosing not to cover anything up. Great job Dmitriy!

The scene starts with him bathing himself naked in a lake and we see a distant shot of his nice backside. Of course the scene cuts at the exact moment he turns around to avoid any frontal exposure. He walks on by Ilya Khvostikov, covering his manhood with his one hand and enters the sauna.

Dmitriy is sitting next to Mikhail Kremmer, who immediately gives us an amazing shot of his wet, dripping balls hanging between his legs.

Ilya Khvostikov comes in showing us his fully shaved, jiggling short cock. His testicles are glued tightly. Quite sexy!

So short and jiggly!

We get a really good view of his full package when he sits down and see his balls getting squeezed as he adjust his seat.

Look at his balls getting squeezed! Yummy!

A few moments later, Mikhail and Dmitriy are alone in the sauna… The camera pans in front of Dmitriy but the area between his legs is digitally darkened, leaving nothing to be seen.

I love how he quickly checks down how they look the moment the camera shows his front…

Quickly looking down at the guys.

Giving some clarity reveals everything! A micropenis is seen burried between a set of little balls! Dmitriy is holding his arms in a timid, bashful position, fully embarrassed. His friend Mikhail though looks perfectly confident being the bigger cock in this scene.

I love how small he is and it’s so sexy that he looks down at it….

A shaftless, uncut micro burried in his balls

Dmitriy starts feeling hopeless and Mikhail tries to make him feel better….

…by kissing him in the lips! Dmitriy turns his gay advances down and Mikhail storms out with his gun from the sauna having regretted what he did.

His tiny mushroom cock enters the frame, jiggling as he tries to wipe out the kiss from his mouth.

So small and jiggly!!

By the end of the scene he turned fully flacid…

I still can’t believe Dmitriy did this scene totally naked! He is just amazing. Let’s hope they will stop censoring micropenis nudity in the future and let sexy men like him show the goods!

Mikhail Kremer [SMALL, BUTTHOLE] & Vladimir Veryovochkin [AVERAGE, SEMI-ERECT] frontal naked in Igra na vyzhivanie

It’s very ironic that a homophobic scene from a Russian show would become one of the sexiest -and gayest!- nude scenes of the past two years. Russian tv showing a naked fight between two men, with their cocks crazily flop and dangle? Unbelievable. Mikhail Kremer and Vladimir Veryovochkin, in an amazingly choreographed scene, fight, wrestle and throw things at each other while completely naked. We get to enjoy great frontals from both, Mikhail’s cute jiggly little penis and Vladimir’s dangling sausage and big testicles! Let’s dive in…

Mikhail and Vladimir enter an old house and strip off their wet clothes. Mikhail (gay character) is a bit more eager to strip, so he pulls down his boxers first giving us a great view of his flaccid penis flop like crazy as he rubs himself!

His cock is quite small and fully flaccid! So jiggly!

I love how he grabs his peen and squeezes it and then flap his whole package up and down rubbing it. So fucking sexy…

Rubbing the hell out of it! Flop! Flop! Flop!

Vladimir strips off as well and lets a sizable cock fall out… Mikhail takes a quick peek and awkwardly reacts as soon as he sees the big stuff. He can’t contain himself for too much…

He starts to rub Vladimir’s body in an attempt to warm him but… he seems to focus on the butt area a bit too much!

Vladimir, as soon as he becomes aware of Mikhail’s gay advances his homophobic spider-sense kicks in and things instantly heat up. He thanks Mikhail with a strong punch in the face!

Mikhail answers with another punch and the flopping cockfight begins!

As Vladimir struggles to get up, we see an incredible view of his big hanging cock while his ball sack seems very tight and shrunken from the cold!

His testies look like one big unified ball sack from the cold…

He returns the favor with a hitting Mikhail with a steel rod making his small penis flop.

To avoid… size comparisons during the whole scene, the director never shows the two actor’s fronts at the same time! Except for this moment where Mikhail cock is blurred and barely visible while Vladimir’s big uncut sausage distinctly swings in every direction!

Giving some clarity instantly shows why the director choose to shoot it this way…. Awkward…

Mikhail has had enough of his ass get beaten and responds with an impressive kick but he raises his leg so much that his butthole splits open!

Let’s see it more clearly!

I love how we see his balls fly and his scrotum bag going down his exposed open anus!

This scene keeps on giving, and we are instantly greeted with another insane angle of Vladimir’s jewels as he kicks the crates off him to get up. The fight has warmed him up and his cock looks meaty while his balls bigger and softer!

His testicles softly brush his thighs and his fat, uncut cock jiggles!

Looking delicious!

Mikhail is furiously walking towards his opponent, giving us a quick and cute jiggle of his smallie! I love how hairy he is down there!

Vladimir is once again thrown, on a bed this time, and as he tries to find his balance a blanket hits his cock and sends him flying in the most epic dick flop of the scene!

His cock helicopters up looking quite stiffer…

Vladimir kicks back, his whole package dangles. His ball look big and saggy.

So Floppy!

In a similar way, Mikhail is half-thrown on the table and his cute smaller dicklet quickly swings with his cut head clearly visible to the camera!

Look at his hairy mushroom cock flopping! So cute!

The fight gets more intimate as the two men come closer and a cold shower -which may help keeping any unwanted erections away ahem!- coincidently turns on. Vladimir gifts us another godly floppage of his meat stick right before both of them fall on the ground with their naked bodies locked together!

In an ultimate climax of an already insanely sexy scene full of incredible moments, the two naked men fall down with Vladimir’s dangling cock looking stiff and… semi-erected! Mikhail’s foot wraps around him only few inches away from touching it!!!

Mikhail’s foot almost hits Vladimir’s cock!

There are no words to describe how raw and sexy this moment is. His ball sack so tight but big and his pointy uncut dick swivel in the air, obviously not entirely soft!

The scene reaches it’s gay climax, Vladimir’s cock is awkwardly looking up. His whole body is sitting on Mikhail he probably feels his soft dicklet on his back… Could he be aroused?

The fight ends. Mikhail is left on the ground, his gorgeous wet body in a very open position. His cut cock has turned even smaller and shrunken. His balls are so clearly visible and hairy making you wanna grab and lick them.

His cute little mushroom dicklet looks insanely sexy!

So wet. So hairy. So sexy.

I don’t think anything can surpass the sexiness of this scene that currently sits at the top of my list. Mikhail Kremer is such a handsome man and a very smart actor, I love that he is not shy at all. Vladimir Veryovochkin has an impressive package and gave us some amazing moments here.

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Oscar Isaac’s fake prosthetic in Scenes from A Marriage and his real penis [SMALL]

Fans have been long waiting for Oscar to go frontal naked and he seemed to shy away from it for years. The actor finally decided to go all the way BUT there are good news and bad news. The bad news are that unfortunately what we saw was not his real penis, but a fake prosthetic. The good news is that it looks incredibly real.

It’s a post-sex scene, Oscar is naked with his pants down and he gets really close with Jessica Chastain. I get why they used a prothetic. It’s an intimate scene, Oscar has to be a bit “aroused” and a certain size is needed down there. Plus, it’s an HBO show, everything must look perfect and photogenic. Oscar’s small cock would make for an anti-climatic scene and it would probably be too embarrassing for him.

“Gotta go take this off”

It’s funny that they used an uncut prosthetic cause Oscar is actually circumcised! I guess when you do have the choice you go for the uncut. It’s probably the reason they digitally darkened/removed his bits on his second frontal where he doesn’t wear the prosthetic.

Could it be that Oscar didn’t want to reveal that his is cut? I doubt it, he is fully naked in this scene. Was it a director’s choice? Very likely. Who knows.

Menembarrassed has the exclusive frontal from this scene. Contact for more details on how to get the uncensored image.

In the end, the highlight was Oscar’s butt that was actually real and incredible!

Oscar Isaac had a more embarrassing scene to shoot for the Dune. He had to stay completely for naked for a fair amount of time in a fully uncomfortable position and in a set full of people!

The angles were very careful not to expose his front but menembarrassed has an exclusive frontal pic from the scene. Contact for more details on how to get the uncensored image.

Wojciech Mecwaldowski going frontal [SMALL, CMNM] in Klangor

One of the hottest polish daddies, Wojciech Mecwaldowski, finally went all out in crime series Klangor. This is his first clear frontal nudity scene since his brief accidental dick exposure in Usta Usta (2013).

At the beginning of the scene we see him fucking his wife really hard and it looks like he’s giving it good.

He looks so sexy in this fucking scene, I love how fast he is pushing. There seems to be a bit of a dick slip here, too.

Shoving it really good…

The moment won’t last for long. Wojciech realizes his house is surrounded by cops and gets up nervously.

He knows they are coming for him so he is ready to give himself in. We get a brief look at his skinny ass and when he turns around his thin, slightly fluffed cock appears!

Wojciech is completely shaved down there in this scene to earn those extra inches but unfortunately his dicklet still looks small, flying out a bit instead of actually hanging.

Hands on his head he lies on the floor completely naked, ready to surrender himself to the authorities.

Police barges in, Wojciech with his hands on his butt is ready to be cuffed and arrested in front of his wife. So humiliating…

Omg, look how the tip of his penis gets bigger when he turns around! Is he flexing his cock’s muscle or is he arroused?

Can you see how his dick head inflates?

Unfortunately Wojciech Mecwaldowski shaved his gorgeous beard for this role. He was so hairy Usta Usta and sooo much hotter! His dick looked smaller on that scene.

Do you think Wojciech fluffed or was slightly erect in Klangor? Let us know in the comments below!

Tomas Milian (and Tony Bolano) frontal naked

Tomas Milian (and Tony Bolano) frontal naked [SMALL, FORCED, CMNM] in Cat Chaser – The humiliation aspect of this scene is amazing. Tomas, along with his bodyguard Tony, is forced to strip completely naked on gunpoint. They slowly take off their clothes and stay with their incredibly small cocks exposed, waiting for orders. Then, the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen in nudity history happens. At the corner of the frame, you see Tomas’ whole groin twitch up and then pop down like a spring! So fucking weird! They both enter the bathtub, and you clearly see how small they both are. Tomas is ordered to turn on the shower and as he starts to jump from the cold, he is shot down, covered in ketchup, with his curvy baby cock flopping like crazy and tiny balls glued underneath!

What the actual fuck? It looks so ridiculous!

Tomas’ small and pointy uncut cock is on full display. Love his awkward moves after he enters the bathtub. Must have been very embarrassing to shoot.

His balls are barely visible!

The water is cold, but it probably can’t get any smaller…

So jiggly!

His little cheeto jumps in every direction as he is covered in ketchup! Poor Tomas.

Tony jumps scared and his little, cut penis frantically flops!

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Tomas Milian was actually pretty hot back in the day:

Glad we got to see him fully naked, even in his daddy days.

Wojciech Zielinski (accidentally?) frontal naked in Hustawka

Wojciech Zielinski (accidentally?) frontal naked [SMALL, BALLS] in Hustawka – This is the only frontal nudity by the polish hottie Wojciech Zielinski. In the whole movie frontal is avoided, so it makes me a bit curious if this was accidental. His girlfriend suddenly jumps out of bed and Wojciech kinda tries to grab the sheet and keep it in place. But it slips from his hand exposing his soft little penis and pair of balls! It happens so fast and Wojciech stays with an awkward expression without immediately realizing he showed everything.

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Grabbing the sheet to cover up… 

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The bed sheet slips away and Wojciech is fully exposed! Ops…

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His small flaccid cock appears along with his ball sack.

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I love how you can see his scrotum bag going down his hole.

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Wojciech Zielinski nago o Hustawka

Jacob Pitts caught frontal naked in Sneaky Pitt

Jacob Pitts caught frontal naked [CMNM, SHORT] in Sneaky Pitt – Jacob yanks the shower curtain to get out and realizes his friend is there seeing him completely naked. He jumps scared as he frantically grabs his flopping short, flaccid cock to hide it, swearing “Fuck me!”. It’s too late though, as his friend got a good glimpse of his short peen and a bit of his little balls. Fully embarrassed, with his hands cupping his jewels he gets out and we get a great view of his sexy, wet, hairy body as water drips from all over it. So hot!

He lets it all hangout and we clearly see his slightly erect, cut cock that was growing larger in his hands… (Must have been very embarrassing to maintain eye contact)

It’s short but fat and meaty… His balls are nowhere to be seen!

Staring down there! Looking disappointed…

Slowly realizing his peen is exposed!

Quickly covering up…