Mikhail Kremer [SMALL, BUTTHOLE] & Vladimir Veryovochkin [AVERAGE, SEMI-ERECT] frontal naked in Igra na vyzhivanie

It’s very ironic that a homophobic scene from a Russian show would become one of the sexiest -and gayest!- nude scenes of the past two years. Russian tv showing a naked fight between two men, with their cocks crazily flop and dangle? Unbelievable. Mikhail Kremer and Vladimir Veryovochkin, in an amazingly choreographed scene, fight, wrestle and throw things at each other while completely naked. We get to enjoy great frontals from both, Mikhail’s cute jiggly little penis and Vladimir’s dangling sausage and big testicles! Let’s dive in…

Mikhail and Vladimir enter an old house and strip off their wet clothes. Mikhail (gay character) is a bit more eager to strip, so he pulls down his boxers first giving us a great view of his flaccid penis flop like crazy as he rubs himself!

His cock is quite small and fully flaccid! So jiggly!

I love how he grabs his peen and squeezes it and then flap his whole package up and down rubbing it. So fucking sexy…

Rubbing the hell out of it! Flop! Flop! Flop!

Vladimir strips off as well and lets a sizable cock fall out… Mikhail takes a quick peek and awkwardly reacts as soon as he sees the big stuff. He can’t contain himself for too much…

He starts to rub Vladimir’s body in an attempt to warm him but… he seems to focus on the butt area a bit too much!

Vladimir, as soon as he becomes aware of Mikhail’s gay advances his homophobic spider-sense kicks in and things instantly heat up. He thanks Mikhail with a strong punch in the face!

Mikhail answers with another punch and the flopping cockfight begins!

As Vladimir struggles to get up, we see an incredible view of his big hanging cock while his ball sack seems very tight and shrunken from the cold!

His testies look like one big unified ball sack from the cold…

He returns the favor with a hitting Mikhail with a steel rod making his small penis flop.

To avoid… size comparisons during the whole scene, the director never shows the two actor’s fronts at the same time! Except for this moment where Mikhail cock is blurred and barely visible while Vladimir’s big uncut sausage distinctly swings in every direction!

Giving some clarity instantly shows why the director choose to shoot it this way…. Awkward…

Mikhail has had enough of his ass get beaten and responds with an impressive kick but he raises his leg so much that his butthole splits open!

Let’s see it more clearly!

I love how we see his balls fly and his scrotum bag going down his exposed open anus!

This scene keeps on giving, and we are instantly greeted with another insane angle of Vladimir’s jewels as he kicks the crates off him to get up. The fight has warmed him up and his cock looks meaty while his balls bigger and softer!

His testicles softly brush his thighs and his fat, uncut cock jiggles!

Looking delicious!

Mikhail is furiously walking towards his opponent, giving us a quick and cute jiggle of his smallie! I love how hairy he is down there!

Vladimir is once again thrown, on a bed this time, and as he tries to find his balance a blanket hits his cock and sends him flying in the most epic dick flop of the scene!

His cock helicopters up looking quite stiffer…

Vladimir kicks back, his whole package dangles. His ball look big and saggy.

So Floppy!

In a similar way, Mikhail is half-thrown on the table and his cute smaller dicklet quickly swings with his cut head clearly visible to the camera!

Look at his hairy mushroom cock flopping! So cute!

The fight gets more intimate as the two men come closer and a cold shower -which may help keeping any unwanted erections away ahem!- coincidently turns on. Vladimir gifts us another godly floppage of his meat stick right before both of them fall on the ground with their naked bodies locked together!

In an ultimate climax of an already insanely sexy scene full of incredible moments, the two naked men fall down with Vladimir’s dangling cock looking stiff and… semi-erected! Mikhail’s foot wraps around him only few inches away from touching it!!!

Mikhail’s foot almost hits Vladimir’s cock!

There are no words to describe how raw and sexy this moment is. His ball sack so tight but big and his pointy uncut dick swivel in the air, obviously not entirely soft!

The scene reaches it’s gay climax, Vladimir’s cock is awkwardly looking up. His whole body is sitting on Mikhail he probably feels his soft dicklet on his back… Could he be aroused?

The fight ends. Mikhail is left on the ground, his gorgeous wet body in a very open position. His cut cock has turned even smaller and shrunken. His balls are so clearly visible and hairy making you wanna grab and lick them.

His cute little mushroom dicklet looks insanely sexy!

So wet. So hairy. So sexy.

I don’t think anything can surpass the sexiness of this scene that currently sits at the top of my list. Mikhail Kremer is such a handsome man and a very smart actor, I love that he is not shy at all. Vladimir Veryovochkin has an impressive package and gave us some amazing moments here.

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Maximilian Brückner frontal naked [TINY, SMALL ERECTION, BUTTHOLE, CMNM] in Das Schönste Paar

I have to say it was a big shocker seeing Maximilian going all the way – he seemed to be sworn against it – however I wasn’t all that surprised. Okay, we all knew he was not packing a monster down there. But I never imagined he would do a scene this explicit. He exposed well, actually everything! Let’s dive in:

In the first scene, Max is seen lying completely naked on the beach with his girlfriend. We don’t see much but when he turns sideways to kiss her, his semi-erected penis pops up as it stands upwards!

Tiny Erection Peek-a-boo!

It’s really awkward to see his very thin, pointy dick peeking during a romantic scene.

It looks quite small and very sharp looking!

Looks like he’s having a pencil-dick erection…

They suddenly realize they are not alone as a gang of “voyeurs” are spying on them from the hill. They quickly get up and Maximilian doesn’t lose the chance to show his perfect butt.

The second scene is where we see Maximilian Brueckner wide open. The gang from the previous scene has taken the couple as hostages and forces Max to have sex with his girlfriend in front of them.

Poor Max starts rubbing his cock trying to get it erect but it’s impossible while those sick bastards looking.

it’s a bit awkward that he’s making a fist, while being completely flaccid, to act like his rubbing it

The sick guy loses his patience and grabs Maximilian. The next shot is amazing.

Max is thrown on the floor and we see an incredibly explicit shot of his flopping scrotum bag going down his butthole as he open his legs! So hot… His tiny flaccid, cock is mostly hidden behind his balls but it’s briefly visible.

It’s so raw, I love it. I still can believe he did this.

The tip of his little peen is briefly peeking behind his balls!

You can see everything! His wrinkly testicle bag, his thin flaccid uncut peen. Even a bit of his butthole.

At the end, after they are left alone, Maximilian tries to crawl back to his girlfriend. He lifts his body exposing his shaggy ball sack and tiny cock!! Immediately, he lowers his body as if someone from the crew yelled at him and the camera quickly moves away.

His tiny ball sack brushes the floor and lifts up with his penis looking extremely small and soft. Seems like very embarrassing scene to shoot let alone to watch afterwards…

Look how soft his testicles look as they pickup from the floor!

As he finally gets up Max’s is once again fully exposed. I believe what he tried to do here was to cover his front with his upper body but the angle was wrong giving us the clearest full frontal of his dick and balls.

Look at the wrinkly tip of his soft little willy!

This was one of the most amazing, raw nude scenes ever. It’s a tiny bit embarrassing and humiliating for Maximilian, every bit of him is exposed. I don’t thing any future nude scene by Max can top this one, unless it’s a Lars von Trier film.

Peter De Vuyst frontal naked [BIG, OPEN BUTTHOLE] in performance Anima Ardens

Sexy ginger Peter De Vuyst is my second favorite in this performance., he’s so handsome. There are many acrobatics and weird dance moves that require from all dancers to expose their buttholes right to the camera. What’s very interesting about Peter is that he seems to be a bit more aware of this, than the rest of the cast, and i think he’s trying to avoid showing it. There no close ups or long shots of his hole explicitly showing like most of other dancers. However, I managed to capture some shots of his ginger anus hole opening up! (see pic above)

So handsome!

His big dick hose seems to be so heavy as it swings slightly.

Umm… ok. This is weird. He’s going this weird, cringy spasmodic crawl giving as a great view of his gorgeous butt.

“Hey look, my hole is open!”

Love this move. His soft dick and balls are hanging upside down as he slowly splits his light colored butthole widely open to us.

He’s gone fully crazy. His big dick, even when flopping like crazy looks heavy!

Let’s play horse-riding!

This is amazing. He climbs onto him, with his buttocks split open looking right at us. I love how we can see his ball sack going all the way up his hole, flopping up and down as he jumps. Look at his long but thin dangling sausage, brushing his co-dancers body.

So sexy…

Let’s climb up there…

He really tries not turn his butthole to the camera…

As he climbs down his ginger anus hole is showing… ops!

Is it me? Or it looks kinda drilled open?

HIGHLIGHT: Bruno Morais frontal naked [TINY, OPEN BUTTHOLE] in performance ANIMA ARDENS

In Thierry Smits’s dance performance 11 men strip completely naked highlighting the diversity of their bodies and origins. The choreography demands them to bend their bodies in any pose imaginable, being completely naked and exposed, there are some shots that are more than explicit. We see many of their buttholes open widely as well as their cocks frantically flopping under the trance soundtrack of the performance.

Bruno Moaris is a kinda known male dancer and model. He happens to have a really small cock. He is always flaccid in his photos so I believe he likes showing his little willy.

The performance begins with the dancers covered in white sheets which they throw away. Bruno stands out among his co-dancer’s big sausages with his small cheeto.

I think he fluffed a bit

The dancers start to spread on the stage, jerkily dancing to the electronic music.

Bruno is the one trying to eat his own ass

Bruno is crawling on the floor with his little package fully exposed:

Later we see him in a weird “taking a dump” position, look how jiggly it is down there!

This is a funny moment, his co-dancer accidentally hits the tip of his penis while passing his foot over him. He then almost sits on it with his butt but Bruno takes it away the last minute! It’s so soft and small to go in there!

This is my favorite moment. All dancers create a moving chain, Bruno is lying on the floor, the camera gets close, and his feet spread wide open giving us an amazing view of his incredibly hairy cock and heart-shaped little ball sack going down his hole. So hot…

His cute tiny little cock is trembling… His open hairy butthole is fully exposed…

At some point, the dancers build this construction with their bodies. We see a lot of buttholes splitting open.

We get a closeup of his semi-erected cock while he climbs…

Bruno’s little willy flopping like crazy! Amazing!

This is so funny! His little cock, frantically wiggles to every direction! Bruno is the only one doing it with such passion. The dicks of his co-dancers look so heavy and big making Bruno look a bit ridiculous.

His thin cock and balls are dangling!

By the end of the performance, his cock has shrunk into a teeny tiny baby cock!

Look how short, curvy and pointy it is!

Love how it trembles!

More floppy goodness…

Up Next: Peter De Vuyst

10 Unfortunate Moments of Male Nudity

Shooting a nude scene is always hard for an actor. It can be very stressful, especially if you only have one shot get it right. Things can get awkward pretty easily and if something goes wrong it’s there forever, for everyone to see. And replay. So let’s remember the hottest misfortunes of male actors during nude scenes, these moments of unwanted exposure!

10. Ed Harris

An all-time classic

Where: Swing Shift
What Happened: Ed harris exposed his dick and balls accidentally
This is one of the most iconic nude accidents to ever happen. Ed Harris, still young and sexy, comes out of the shower shirtless wearing just a towel. The “just” part becomes more apparent when he sits down with his legs widely open giving us a quick look of his redish long dick flopping! If it wasn’t for this cute accident we would have never seen Mr. Harris since it’s his only nude scene.

9. Ashton Kutcher

Where: The Butterfly Effect
What Happened: Ashton’s dick accidentally slips through his boxers
In this thriller, Kutcher’s character continuously shifts through different parallel universes. In this alternate reality, he wakes up in his college dorm, at bed with his girlfriend. Being in shock he falls down, and as he crawls away his small dick flies out of his briefs! Ashton looks down right at the moment it happens, as if he felt it and immediately covers up. Unfortunately for him, no one in the editing room noticed.

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8. Lukasz Simlat

Cold Water. Not the best place to be fully naked.

Where: Kochankowie z Marony
What happened: Dick shrunken from the cold, looking tiny
This is one of my favorite scenes. It must have been very embarrassing for Lukasz to shoot as he had to strip completely naked in front of his co-actress and dive into the cold water. We then see him drag a boat to the shore with his dick having shrunk into a tiny little peenie. I just love how it pops up and down, so small as it is, while he is stumbling in his way out of the water. In his next movies Lukasz did several nude scenes explicitly showing his erect cock, making up for his reputation. In Szatan kazal tanczyc, you can even see his butthole!

Lukasz Simlat’s butthole wide open

7. Pierre Besson

Peek-a-boo!

Where: Afrika mon amour
What happened: Naked under robe, accidentally exposed in non-nudity scene
It’s obvious that there was not supposed to be any nudity in this scene. But Pierre, as he tries to get up from the infirmary bed, spread his legs open showing us he’s completely naked under his robe. We quickly see his squished testicles and his soft little cock buried behind them. This must have been very humiliating for Pierre. Searching for “Pierre Besson naked” in Google currently shows nothing.

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6. Daniel Letterle

Where: The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green
What happened: Unplanned penis flash, actor accidentally stripped
Daniel is such a hottie so this accidental exposure is pure gold. During a sex scene, Daniel’s boyfriend removes his t-shirt and boxers and pushes his legs up to bone him. According to the director, Daniel was wearing some flesh colored briefs under his boxers. But his co-actor accidentally grabbed both, leaving him fully exposed! You can see his soft dick and balls flop between his open legs while his co-actor is rubbing on it. Being a true professional, Daniel just went with it and didn’t interrupted the shooting. Must have been awkward though, being left completely exposed unexpectedly, with his legs lifted, and his co-actor and crew getting an eyeful of his open hole.

5. Robert Webb

Where: Confetti
What happened: Filmmakers lied about amount of nudity
Confetti was a low-budget mockumentary film starring Robert Webb and Olivia Colman as a naturist couple. Their roles required them to spend the whole movie completely naked. However, the actors were led to believe by the producers that their privates would be pixelated in the final edit. I can’t imagine their shock and embarrassment, when at the premiere, they found themselves fully exposed on screen for the whole runtime! They even started legal proceedings against the film-makers but decided it was better to just pretend it had never happened. “I’m very embarrassed to say my grandfather’s watched Confetti several times because it’s been going round on a loop.” Rob said, “It’s the only time I’ve ever been to see a film slightly in disguise – a hat and sunglasses. You don’t want to be recognised going to watch yourself naked in a film.” So if you need 2 hours of Robert’s dick go watch Confetti.

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4. Bruce Willis

Where: Color of Night
What happened: Bruce Willis’ testicles accidentally slip under the towel
Bruce has never shied away from nudity, but this moment is so awkward. He is sitting by the pool wearing only a towel and his balls accidentally drop out when he gets up. Very anti-climatic, considering it’s an emotional scene. What’s amazing is that nobody knew about this -even the director himself- until the VHS version came out in 4:3 format. The movie was shot in a widescreen format, so it was impossible to see what was down there. What a nice surprise!

3. Lambert Wilson

Where: Telle mere telle fille
What happened: Dick accidentally exposed through cloth hole
In this scene, Lambert after stripping completely naked for Juliette Binoche, his wife returns home unexpectedly. We see him franticly run across the house, struggling to cover his dick and balls with his hands. He quickly grabs something to wear, it’s some kind of robe, and when he puts it on his little flaccid cock can be seen through the hole of the cloth! This is the only clear frontal by Lambert.

Juliette is getting an eyeful of his small dick. Seems like she’s trying hard not to laugh…
Hilariously embarrassing…

2. Hynek Čermák

Where: Svata Ctverice aka 4some
What happened: Micropenis accidentally visible
Hynek tries really hard to avoid showing what’s down there in a film that is about, well, a foursome. There’s no clear frontal from him as it is always blocked from view. However in a shower scene, for a split second, you can see his tiny penis on the lower part of the screen. You can see Hynek looking right at the camera, which immediately moves higher to hide it.

It’s only visible for a second!

At the end of the film, credits are rolling and we can see the whole cast walking naked at the beach. It’s the only scene where you can see Hynek completely naked but it’s a very distant shot. However, a few seconds before the film ends, we get a closer shot at them. Hynek, is lying naked and nothing is visible but when he tries to get up, his micropenis pops up between his legs!

A tiny head pops up between his legs!
So cute!

Hope Hynek will do a proper frontal nude scene someday and clearly show his cute little mushroom.

1. Marco Bocci

Where: La Bella Societa
What happened: Penis extremely small and shrunken
I left the best at the end. Everything went wrong for the handsome Italian actor in this nude scene. Marco yanks a sheet to cover up his parts but he spreads his legs open accidentally exposing everything. On top of that, he seems to suffer from an unfortunate shrinkage. What we see down there is just a tiny, hairy piece of wrinkly foreskin glued on his tiny, firm testicles. It’s clear, he was in no condition to be filmed completely naked. So embarrassing…

This is probably the most unfortunate moment in Marco Bocci’s career, that will definitely haunt him forever.

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Neal Jameson shows his hole for Menembarrassed!

You might already know Neal Jameson (@furry-fellafrom his videos on Xtube. This incredibly hot daddy, opened his red butthole for the Show your Hole! contest by menembarrassed. He is so big and manly but looks so vulnerable and exposed with his hole open. As he told me, being a vers top, he resented doing a butthole pic but was talked into doing it for an audition. The pictures are so explicit and you can see his pigmented perianal skin in great detail. Try not to lick your computer screen!

Will Neal be the blog’s next banner guy? It could be you. Join the contest! Show your hole!

Show your Hole Contest – Entries

Hairydg opened his hairy butthole for the Show your Hole! contest by menembarrassed! He decided to keep his dick and balls covered, though and let our imagination run wild. Who wouldn’t wanna pull his boxers up and fully expose him?

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Keith opened his redish anus hole for everyone to see. His balls and big hard cock is also exposed. In his second entry, he splits his hole widely open with his hands. The photo was so graphic that I had to tweak it a bit.

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Who will be the next banner guy?

The competition is on! Keep sending entries! Be creative: Use toys, props or even food! There are tons of things you can try.

Jorge Becker frontal naked [SMALL, OPEN BUTTHOLE] in Vida de Familia

Jorge is so handsome and in this scene he shows a bit too much! After having sex he gets up from bed and as he lifts his legs he quickly exposes his hairy hole! He then turns to the camera and you can clearly see his small, flaccid cock and balls. His penis looks very short. I like how close this shot is.

His testicles are not hanging low enough to cover his hole!

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I just love how his soft penis gets pressed in!

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A very close and detailed shot…

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Taking a peek at how short it is… It’s so cute when it flops!!  

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Sexy…

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Oriol Pla frontal naked in Incerta Gloria

You can even see it through his pants bulging!
His big sausage flops as he falls down…
Glimpse of his balls…

Oriol Pla frontal naked [BIG, OPEN BUTTHOLE, BALLS] in Incerta Gloria – Nature was very generous with Oriol Pla. He is an actor of great talent, he is very handsome and on top of all that, he’s packing a huge cock! In this scene, he strips down while being drunk, and it’s amazing how his big sausage flops up and down as he falls on the ground. We get a good view of his backside while he is crawling but my favorite part is when he is struggling to get up, his butthole opens directly at the camera, his ball sack showing between his legs. So explicitly sexy! The scene is originally very dark, giving some light reveals everything!

His cock looks so heavy!

His anus hole splits open! Love how his balls jiggle!

Peek-a-boo!

So hot…

He faints down and we see his huge hose-dick swing!

Who wouldn’t wanna grab his balls?

Even in a dark shot from distance, you can miss his huge dick flopping!

Some interesting caps…

Who wouldn’t wanna lick that hole?

Who had the brilliant idea to have Oriol chop naked?

So. Fucking. Sexy.