Jackie Chan frontal naked [MICROPENIS, BALLS, OPEN BUTTHOLE] in The Accidental Spy

One of the most amazing scenes with male embarrassment nudity is this scene from the Jackie Chan film “The Accidental Spy”. Even if you’re not a fan of male embarrassment, this scene can actually give you the fetish. Being a last minute addition to the script, Jackie received a call letting him know that he has to drop all of his clothes and stay completely naked in a crowded Turkish market while also having to kick ass. Jackie was up to the task giving us one of the most masterfully choreographed nude scenes filled with embarrassment. The shooting took two days and throughout the whole scene Jackie is being chased naked in the market, fighting the bad guys while also desperately trying to cover his manhood with anything he finds! Hilariously, he keeps getting stripped and left with nothing either by his enemies or by the angry owners of the shops.

In an interview Jackie said it’s impossible to see anything and that even his butt is covered in colored powder and spices making it seem like he is dressed. However, we looked closely and we discovered brief moments you can actually see all of Jackie Chan’s asian little cock! Jackie is wearing a protective patch throughout the most of the scene but in cinema one rule applies: “There is no cock sock or modesty patch that doesn’t fall”!

After escaping a Turkish Spa, Jackie, wearing only a towel, is chased all the way to the roof by his enemies. He has no choice but to jump…

He lands successfully and runs to a crowded market to evade them. After jumping a cart his towel gets caught leaving him fully exposed in the crowd!

He grabs a bunch of dried vegetables to cover his modesty and runs in the crowd!

A masterful choreography begins, Jackie is always at the right spot, playing with the camera angles and using his “weapons” to both cover his manhood and fight his enemies. His moves are so fast you can barely see anything, however slowing the speed down we see his modesty patch:

His patch seems completely flat…

Jackie gets knocked in a pile of spices and we get another view of his modesty patch between his legs.

It’s weirdly folded and empty…

He turns around just in time to avoid frontal

The chase continues with Jackie trying to find something to cover his modesty but he keeps ending up with nothing! He stumbles and falls and despite the patch that goes all the way up his butt to protect him, Jackie accidentally exposes his butthole for a split second!

Jackie turns around checking if his patch is still in place…

He quickly gets up and we get another view of his hole! It seems embarrassingly open…

The fight continues in a hypnotic way, with Jackie’s moves being super fast but not without error!

Nothing stays in his hands for a long time, as he is constantly left exposed by his enemies!

Jackie jumps on a table and immediately grabs its surface to cover up…

At this point he is still wearing his patch as you can see above, but after his next spin, the patch seems to be missing!

The shot was blurred in post production but after enhancing it we see everything…

Jackie’s patch falls, leaving him fight completely naked with his tiny peen exposed in front of a crowded market!

His Asian micropenis is seen flopping frantically in front of everyone! So embarrassing…

Flop! Flop! Flop!

A random girl gets an eyeful of his shortages before he quickly steals an old man’s newspaper to cover up. Jackie’s embarrassed facial expressions are top notch…

He escapes into the crowd but one more obstacle is his way: A little kid is standing right in the middle of the street eating his ice-cream! The newspaper sticks onto the kids ice-cream, but along with the newspaper Jackie’s modesty patch also unsticks, leaving his asian peen exposed once again!

A guy from the crowd is seen looking at Jackie’s tiny cock and genuinely laughing at his dick slip.

Jackie exits the market humiliated, only covering with two small frame drums!

Only to flash his stuff again to a group of Muslim women. Rude! We see his stuff dangling between his legs as he recklessly moves the frame drum over his crotch…

Jackie Chan sneaks past them fully embarrassed but accidentally flashes his package one last time without realizing…

Oops… Jackie’s ball sack flops out!

Enhancing the image gives us his full package:

Jackie Chan’s naked fight scene in The Accidental Spy will forever be one of the most sexy and well-performed male embarrassment naked scene. The amazing choreography synchronized in a way that ultimately teases you, the eventual exposure of Jackie’s micropenis for the eagle eyed, the explicit views of his butthole, all make for an incredibly hot scene that is hard to forget.

While in Europe Jackie is considered to have a micropenis, for China is probably average

Jozef Urban has his Dick n’ Balls popping out in Televised Marathon!

Jozef recently ran his personal best record but this is hardly the most exciting part. Right at the climax of his run, his dick and balls fell out of his shorts, flapping against his legs like crazy as he approached the finish line. It’s so funny, as he passes by, some men are laughing, women are shocked and others are cheering him while his uncircumcised(!) penis is flopping up and down in plain sight!

Being publicly exposed is only the tip of the iceberg, as Urban was broadcasted on live television with his privates hanging out. So humiliating…

His pointy, uncut penis is visible!

Some big testicles!

Bald daddy pantsed in public during arm wrestling!

Bald daddy pantsed in public during arm wrestling! [SMALL, PUBLIC NUDITY] – He’s tricked into playing arm wrestling when his friend suddenly pulls his swim shorts down, exposing his tiny, red penis and balls in front of everyone! I love how they jiggle up and down as he tries to pull his briefs back up, fully embarrassed.

He lost the arm wrestling, too.

So small! He immediately tries to hide it…

[REPOST] Kai Schumann frontal naked in Jana und der Buschpilot Streit der Staemme

Something very small flops down there…

[REPOST] Kai Schumann frontal naked [CFMN, CMNM, SMALL] in Jana und der Buschpilot Streit der Staemme – Kai has done several nude scenes in the past but his front was always conveniently obstructed from view. This is the only scene we get to see everything, we don’t see much though!

Kai’s towel falls to the ground and in an attempt to retrieve it he jumps out of the public shower. We quickly see his balls and something very small flop between his legs! Eva and his rival Simon Boer are there, so he embarrassingly jumps back worried they might see his little dicklet! 

Fortunately, nobody noticed him…

Hottie Simon Boer arrives with a big looking bulge… He has flowers for her.

Kai is jealous…

Ops… He will probably have to return completely naked after all!

+ BONUS Kai Schumann thrown in a bin naked in series Heldt

Also check out Kai Schumann’s frontal naked scene in Mord mit Aussicht were his penis seems to be digitally altered.

Daniel Craig frontal naked in Some Voices

Daniel Craig frontal naked [SMALL, CFNM PUBLIC NUDITY] in Some Voices – Some people find Daniel Craig ugly. I personally find him very attractive and sexy. His face has a strange combination of tough manliness and kindness at the same time! In this scene, we see him completely naked arranging some trash in public with his tiny worm penis out! Daniel has one of the smallest packages in Hollywood… I am so glad he proudly shows it.

Apparently, 007 was code for his dick size… (Sexiest JB ever!)

It’s too small to be in plain sight and she helps him dress up…

I just love how his little worm sticks out!

Looking hot with a beard…

Jean-Christophe Péraud accidentally naked in Tour de France 2015 Stage 13

[DICK SLIP, TORN CLOTHES, PUBLIC NUDITY]

This was a very brutal and humiliating moment for the overly cute french cyclist. Poor Jean fell from his bike, got dragged on the street having his uniform torn in the most uncomfortable area, his groin. Fortunately, he had no fractures but he had to finish the race with his dick and balls peeking out from his torn overalls in front of thousands of people… So painful and embarrassing… He deserves congratulations. Jean has now retired from cycling.

He realises his genitals are exposed, looking at his torn uniform and back at the camera fully embarrassed and tries to cover it up… 

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He steps on his feet and his fat squeezed balls and the tip of his penis are showing…

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Jumps back at his bike, with his penis and testicles almost out…

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The camera man was kind enough to follow Jean-Cristophe from the side and give us a close shot of his squeezed jewels, while probably making him feel even more uncomfortable…

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Some very detailed shots:

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His cock looks fat and meaty…

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If he wasn’t injured so bad, this would be incredibly sexy…

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Unknown man at Standon festival exposed!

This man at Standon festival collapsed clutching his groin after falling to a hoola-hoop naked. Everyone busted out into loud loughs as they where greeted with his widely open butthole, which he immediately capped! You can see a bit of his testicle peeking through his fingers as well as the tip of his penis. A moment of sudden humiliation I couldn’t have left unshared.

NEW DISCOVERY: Jake Dibeler frontal naked [PUBLIC NUDITY, SMALL] in performance “Girlfriend”

Taking his willy out…
Looks like a hole…

Sexy…

His nut is sticking out!

Jake Dibeler is a sexy bear performance artist who apparently likes to get naked on stage. At the beginning, we see him take his tiny, flaccid and uncut willy out of his boxers. It looks like a little hole on his hairy bush. But the best part is when he strips completely naked, bends down and repeatedly shakes his ass, his butthole wide open to the audience and his low hanging, big balls sack flopping like crazy! He even does a leg split! My fav moment is when he bends down and one of his nuts weirdly sticks out like a buoy! Amazing performance… This guy just knows how to be sexy.

Watch video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFezeGlN7Tg

Crazy-flopping bearish little cock!

Olivier Marchal frontal naked [SMALL] in Truands (aka Paris Lockdown)

Olivier is a charming, french daddy and unfortunately this is his only nude scene. It’s a good one though! We see him grab and jiggle his uncut dick and balls as he washes under the running water.

Short and jiggly..

Love the way he fluffs them!

A  little fluff always gives a few more inches…

Still looking quite small…

Takes a peek down there…

Olivier also run naked in public with actor Philippe Guillard after a lost bet. They’re only wearing tiny briefs (that cover nothing). If you look closely, everything has slipped out and hanging for everyone to see!