The sexiest hairy chest from the 70s belongs to Sam Elliot, an actor who everyone still finds incomparably attractive as he never lost his sex-symbol status. His deep voice, his greatly built hairy body and his impressive mustache has always left women (and men) drooling over him.
In one of his most iconic scenes from The Legacy (1987), that no one can forget, he appears completely naked. We see his well-shaped buttocks as he enters the shower and then his incredibly hot hairy chest as the water drips over him.
Unfortunately Sam Elliot has never went full frontal all these years which is obviously a shame. For the first time ever you can now see him fully naked in the shower in an exclusive photo.
You will be shocked at how huge his cock is as well as with the amount of bush down there. There are no men like him anymore.
Only for the collectors among the fans of this blog, prepare your wallets!
There is some talk about these photos being a scam. You can see the full thing from two different angles. This is no cut and pasting photoshop magic. Anyone can contact me for other example-photos to know what to expect.
For your information:
-Oscar’s nudity in episode 4 of Scenes from a Marriage is a prosthetic. It doesn’t look nearly close to what’s on these photos.
-The actor said in an interview he was not aware they were gonna show the full thing. This is totally impossible. All actors agree what will be shown on their contracts before shooting.
-Full frontal of the actor in another scene of the HBO show was removed, as the actor was not wearing any prosthetic.
-As you will find out yourself, Oscar is actually circumcised. He is Jewish from the side of his father. All Jews are circumcised at birth. 😉
Alessandro Cattelan is probably the most handsome Eurovision presenter so far. The Italian host was looking gorgeous throughout the whole show, dressed in glamorous shiny suits and all-black outfits. But one of them stood out a bit more…
During a bit explaining to viewers how to vote through the app, Alessandro’s floating head appeared in a green-screened internet-meme style space backdrop.
Some viewrs felt awkward when Alessandro’s disembodied head popped on screen…
When the bit ends, the backdrop disappears, the camera frame opens and what we see catches us completely off guard! The sexy presenter in an overall green screen suit so tight, that left nothing to our imagination!
I still can’t believe this actually happened, you can see everything through that suit! Alessandro seems totally okay with exposing his little package to the whole Europe! Viewers were shocked at the view of his visible penis bulge, making it viral on twitter with most of them loving the moment:
Some viewers craved for more of Alessandro’s cock
Some of them even played with the green-screen outfit turning Alessandro’s sexy moment into a meme.
But maybe it would be way better to add some more of Alessandro Cattelan there:
Love how small his uncut peen is! His little balls look delicious. It seems he has arranged his cock looking upwards to give his bulge some extra inches.
This is the first time in Eurovision history, a host is showing so much. Maybe it should become a tradition for the next shows to come! The community sure loved it every bit of Alessandro’s yummy peen…
The hot italian presenter exposed everything to millions of viewers
It’s not the first time Alessandro shows his small bulge though. Here’s a steamy backstage moment from his hotel room were he only wears a pair of boxer briefs! His bulge looks so prominently pointy!!
He has also appeared fully naked in show “Le Iene” years ago.
Looks small…
She’s grabbing his little package in front of everyone!
Henry Cavill had one of the steamiest bath scenes in The Witcher adaptation where we got to enjoy his shirtless body in a big tub. While the game showed Gerald in a more comical position with his feet wide open hanging out of the bathtub, the Tv show reserved a more serious tone.
Kai Schumann is once again in an embarrassing naked situation, as he is known for scenes like these. It’s the first time the full monty is shown, begging the question though, is it actually him? Whoever has seen him naked in “Jana und der Buschpilot Streit der Staemme” remembers there was barely anything to see. And I’m curious, how does an actor who avoids frontal since the beginning of his career suddenly shows a big cock.
Digitally Altered Nudity is starting to become a trend to protect any actor who wants to avoid showing an embarrassingly small penis in a world where anything can be found online in seconds.
Analyzing the image though leaves the real thing fully exposed. It looks so tiny, it would be too awkward for Kai to do this lengthy nude scene including the close up shots.
At the beginning of the scene, we see Kai go skinny-dipping in a lake with his piggy. He takes everything off showing us his fine meaty ass.
He looks a bit out of shape comparing to his past nude scenes but he is still sexy. As he does his crouches there is nothing seen hanging between his legs, which means he is probably wearing a protective pouch.
After having a swim he gets out covered in all the dirt a lake can contain and we see a close up shot of a totally fake, photoshopped cock flopping between his legs.
Analyzing the frames, exposes a tiny, uncut willy that barely flops! So embarrassing…
He looks a lot sexier with his cute, small dicklet than the fake big one.
The water might have been too cold making it look baby-sized…
Kai is not alone though and he is suddenly getting attacked.
We get another frontal shot but this time there is a big editing fail. The digitally edited big cock is placed a bit too high, looking ridiculous and wrong. His real penis was blurred out.
Another editing fail that gives the editing away, is the piggy’s collar being accidentally erased!
It appears that Kai used a protective pouch between shots, which didn’t stay in its place as he was running, leaving his jumping peen fully exposed.
He finds a hideout in a trailer house but he soon discovered by a cop. He has no choice but to come out with his hands up. He forgets he is completely naked and immediately covers up his tiny cock!
He embarrassingly covers it up but it’s too late…
His little testicles flop! You can notice how his hands are not really grabbing anything…
The embarrassment only gets bigger as Kai appears in front a crowd completely naked and drops on the floor, unconscious.
The unbelievably cute Russian actor Dmitriy Krivosheev, actually did it! Dmitriy had to stay completely naked for a sauna scene in Igra na vyzhivanie. His frontal though was digitally removed by the editing room in the final cut due to his penis looking extremely small. Despite his extremely small size down there, the actor was so brave and went all out with it choosing not to cover anything up. Great job Dmitriy!
The scene starts with him bathing himself naked in a lake and we see a distant shot of his nice backside. Of course the scene cuts at the exact moment he turns around to avoid any frontal exposure. He walks on by Ilya Khvostikov, covering his manhood with his one hand and enters the sauna.
Dmitriy is sitting next to Mikhail Kremmer, who immediately gives us an amazing shot of his wet, dripping balls hanging between his legs.
Ilya Khvostikov comes in showing us his fully shaved, jiggling short cock. His testicles are glued tightly. Quite sexy!
So short and jiggly!
We get a really good view of his full package when he sits down and see his balls getting squeezed as he adjust his seat.
Look at his balls getting squeezed! Yummy!
A few moments later, Mikhail and Dmitriy are alone in the sauna… The camera pans in front of Dmitriy but the area between his legs is digitally darkened, leaving nothing to be seen.
I love how he quickly checks down how they look the moment the camera shows his front…
Quickly looking down at the guys.
Giving some clarity reveals everything! A micropenis is seen burried between a set of little balls! Dmitriy is holding his arms in a timid, bashful position, fully embarrassed. His friend Mikhail though looks perfectly confident being the bigger cock in this scene.
I love how small he is and it’s so sexy that he looks down at it….
A shaftless, uncut micro burried in his balls
Dmitriy starts feeling hopeless and Mikhail tries to make him feel better….
…by kissing him in the lips! Dmitriy turns his gay advances down and Mikhail storms out with his gun from the sauna having regretted what he did.
His tiny mushroom cock enters the frame, jiggling as he tries to wipe out the kiss from his mouth.
So small and jiggly!!
By the end of the scene he turned fully flacid…
I still can’t believe Dmitriy did this scene totally naked! He is just amazing. Let’s hope they will stop censoring micropenis nudity in the future and let sexy men like him show the goods!
It’s very ironic that a homophobic scene from a Russian show would become one of the sexiest -and gayest!- nude scenes of the past two years. Russian tv showing a naked fight between two men, with their cocks crazily flop and dangle? Unbelievable. Mikhail Kremer and Vladimir Veryovochkin, in an amazingly choreographed scene, fight, wrestle and throw things at each other while completely naked. We get to enjoy great frontals from both, Mikhail’s cute jiggly little penis and Vladimir’s dangling sausage and big testicles! Let’s dive in…
Mikhail and Vladimir enter an old house and strip off their wet clothes. Mikhail (gay character) is a bit more eager to strip, so he pulls down his boxers first giving us a great view of his flaccid penis flop like crazy as he rubs himself!
His cock is quite small and fully flaccid! So jiggly!
I love how he grabs his peen and squeezes it and then flap his whole package up and down rubbing it. So fucking sexy…
Rubbing the hell out of it! Flop! Flop! Flop!
Vladimir strips off as well and lets a sizable cock fall out… Mikhail takes a quick peek and awkwardly reacts as soon as he sees the big stuff. He can’t contain himself for too much…
Love his awkward reaction…
He starts to rub Vladimir’s body in an attempt to warm him but… he seems to focus on the butt area a bit too much!
Mikhail enjoying rubbing that bubbly butt!
Vladimir, as soon as he becomes aware of Mikhail’s gay advances his homophobic spider-sense kicks in and things instantly heat up. He thanks Mikhail with a strong punch in the face!
Mikhail answers with another punch and the flopping cockfight begins!
As Vladimir struggles to get up, we see an incredible view of his big hanging cock while his ball sack seems very tight and shrunken from the cold!
His testies look like one big unified ball sack from the cold…
He returns the favor with a hitting Mikhail with a steel rod making his small penis flop.
To avoid… size comparisons during the whole scene, the director never shows the two actor’s fronts at the same time! Except for this moment where Mikhail cock is blurred and barely visible while Vladimir’s big uncut sausage distinctly swings in every direction!
Giving some clarity instantly shows why the director choose to shoot it this way…. Awkward…
Both look delicious!
Mikhail has had enough of his ass get beaten and responds with an impressive kick but he raises his leg so much that his butthole splits open!
Let’s see it more clearly!
I love how we see his balls fly and his scrotum bag going down his exposed open anus!
This scene keeps on giving, and we are instantly greeted with another insane angle of Vladimir’s jewels as he kicks the crates off him to get up. The fight has warmed him up and his cock looks meaty while his balls bigger and softer!
His testicles softly brush his thighs and his fat, uncut cock jiggles!
Looking delicious!
Mikhail is furiously walking towards his opponent, giving us a quick and cute jiggle of his smallie! I love how hairy he is down there!
Vladimir is once again thrown, on a bed this time, and as he tries to find his balance a blanket hits his cock and sends him flying in the most epic dick flop of the scene!
His cock helicopters up looking quite stiffer…
Vladimir kicks back, his whole package dangles. His ball look big and saggy.
So Floppy!
In a similar way, Mikhail is half-thrown on the table and his cute smaller dicklet quickly swings with hiscut head clearly visible to the camera!
Look at his hairy mushroom cock flopping! So cute!
The fight gets more intimate as the two men come closer and a cold shower -which may help keeping any unwanted erections away ahem!- coincidently turns on. Vladimir gifts us another godly floppage of his meat stick right before both of them fall on the ground with their naked bodies locked together!
In an ultimate climax of an already insanely sexy scene full of incredible moments, the two naked men fall down with Vladimir’s dangling cock looking stiff and… semi-erected! Mikhail’s foot wraps around him only few inches away from touching it!!!
Mikhail’s foot almost hits Vladimir’s cock!
There are no words to describe how raw and sexy this moment is. His ball sackso tight but big and his pointy uncut dick swivel in the air, obviously not entirely soft!
The scene reaches it’s gay climax, Vladimir’s cock is awkwardly looking up. His whole body is sitting on Mikhail he probably feels his soft dicklet on his back… Could he be aroused?
The fight ends. Mikhail is left on the ground, his gorgeous wet body in a very open position. His cut cock has turned even smaller and shrunken. His balls are so clearly visible and hairy making you wanna grab and lick them.
His cute little mushroom dicklet looks insanely sexy!
So wet. So hairy. So sexy.
I don’t think anything can surpass the sexiness of this scene that currently sits at the top of my list. Mikhail Kremer is such a handsome man and a very smart actor, I love that he is not shy at all. Vladimir Veryovochkin has an impressive package and gave us some amazing moments here.
Caps Time!
Vladimir ready to fight. Looking pointy down there
Polish hunk Piotr Stramowski, one of the hottest ripped hairy chests out there, is no stranger to nudity. In most of his films we get to see his worked out, beautiful hairy body. He has never showed his cock in any scene, apart from very brief accidental glimpses that hinted a very small package. In 2016, Piotr starred in Pitbull Nowe Porządki and in a scene where he gets up from bed completely naked to answer a call, we see his full crotch within the frame! When the movie released we were all pretty eager to see the bits down there. However we were soon very disappointed as Piotr’s penis was digitally removed in post-production. His whole crotch was a blacked out, nothing to be seen!
But once again, menembarrassed got you covered. We have the full thing below. Piotr leans back and you can see his peen in all its tiny, floppy glory!
It’s quite obvious that they digitally removed his cock to protect Piotr from the forthcoming humiliation. Plus, such a tiny dick would seem too ridiculous for a main protagonist whose character wants to come as tough.
I love how it flops!
Looks so soft and flaccid!
See the comparison below. His crotch is completely black, nothing is visible!
Gorgeous Butt! I wonder if he was wearing a sock during this scene. It would be so embarrassing to shoot a sex scene with a flaccid smallie, rubbing on his co-actress.
Tiny and uncut!
To be honest, Piotr doesn’t seem to be shy about his package down there. He seems to be fully nude on set. Most of his frontals seem to get the axe in post-production. Aren’t we all sick of this discrimination? Hope to see more smallies on film in the near future…
Fans have been long waiting for Oscar to go frontal naked and he seemed to shy away from it for years. The actor finally decided to go all the way BUT there are good news and bad news. The bad news are that unfortunately what we saw was not his real penis, but a fake prosthetic. The good news is that it looks incredibly real.
It’s a post-sex scene, Oscar is naked with his pants down and he gets really close with Jessica Chastain. I get why they used a prothetic. It’s an intimate scene, Oscar has to be a bit “aroused” and a certain size is needed down there. Plus, it’s an HBO show, everything must look perfect and photogenic. Oscar’s small cock would make for an anti-climatic scene and it would probably be too embarrassing for him.
“Gotta go take this off”
It’s funny that they used an uncut prosthetic cause Oscar is actually circumcised! I guess when you do have the choice you go for the uncut. It’s probably the reason they digitally darkened/removed his bits on his second frontal where he doesn’t wear the prosthetic.
Could it be that Oscar didn’t want to reveal that his is cut? I doubt it, he is fully naked in this scene. Was it a director’s choice? Very likely. Who knows.
Menembarrassed has the exclusive frontal from this scene. Contact for more details on how to get the uncensored image.
In the end, the highlight was Oscar’s butt that was actually real and incredible!
Oscar Isaac had a more embarrassing scene to shoot for the Dune. He had to stay completely for naked for a fair amount of time in a fully uncomfortable position and in a set full of people!
The angles were very careful not to expose his front but menembarrassed has an exclusive frontal pic from the scene. Contact for more details on how to get the uncensored image.
One of the hottest polish daddies, Wojciech Mecwaldowski, finally went all out in crime series Klangor. This is his first clear frontal nudity scene since his brief accidental dick exposure in Usta Usta (2013).
At the beginning of the scene we see him fucking his wife really hard and it looks like he’s giving it good.
Fucking really hard…
He looks so sexy in this fucking scene, I love how fast he is pushing. There seems to be a bit of a dick slip here, too.
Shoving it really good…
The moment won’t last for long. Wojciech realizes his house is surrounded by cops and gets up nervously.
He knows they are coming for him so he is ready to give himself in. We get a brief look at his skinny ass and when he turns around his thin, slightly fluffed cock appears!
Wojciech is completely shaved down there in this scene to earn those extra inches but unfortunately his dicklet still looks small, flying out a bit instead of actually hanging.
His small dicklet appears!
Uncut and Delicious!
Hands on his head he lies on the floor completely naked, ready to surrender himself to the authorities.
Police barges in, Wojciech with his hands on his butt is ready to be cuffed and arrested in front of his wife. So humiliating…
Omg, look how the tip of his penis gets bigger when he turns around! Is he flexing his cock’s muscle or is he arroused?
Can you see how his dick head inflates?
Unfortunately Wojciech Mecwaldowski shaved his gorgeous beard for this role. He was so hairy Usta Usta and sooo much hotter! His dick looked smaller on that scene.
Do you think Wojciech fluffed or was slightly erect in Klangor? Let us know in the comments below!
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