Jean-Philippe Perras MICROPENIS NAKED in series L’empereur [ACCIDENTAL NUDITY, SHAFTLESS, BALLS]

Jean-Philippe Perras is a supercute canadian actor who recently starred in series L’empereur and possibly had one of the most shocking and sexiest nude accidents of the year… It’s actually true. The actor had a very embarrassing moment during a sex scene which ended up in his micropenis being fully exposed. This is a one-in-a-million possibility so let’s enjoy!

In this scene, we see him struggling in bed with his co-actress as he is forcing his way on her. During the struggle, she moves her body forward accidentally knocking Jean-Philippe’s ball-sack into view! What happens is shocking… A shaftless micropenis is seen flopping between his legs with the actor looking down and immediately realizing his pouch is exposed!

It shockingly flops into view out of nowhere!

Jean-Philippe Perras in an attempt to hide it from view, quickly pushes his body onto his co-actress, completely squeezing his micro! So embarrassing…

His wrinkly foreskin is burried in what looks like a big unified ball-sack… It’s still visible as it is getting squashed onto her. Wow…

His reaction is priceless… Poor Jean-Philippe… It seems like the squeezing might hurt a bit…

So awkward…

It’s obvious that his shouldn’t have happened. In the original film you see one big ball flopping, as the editing room tried to fix it and save the actor the embarrassment. After enhancing the video, we were left shocked at the sight of his flopping innie…

The editing room airbrushed the area to make it look like balls

It’s quite amazing that the actor didn’t use any protection and was completely naked on set in front of crew. It’s also very brave to do such a physical and intimate scene that requires getting touched on the private parts… I guess Jean-Philippe had no problem having his small jewel felt by his co-actress but never thought it might accidentally slip into view for everyone to see. Lucky us…

She had enough of his tiny thing…

Let’s hope that Jean-Philippe Perras will clearly show his sexy pouch soon in another scene… It’s going to be easier now that he did the first step!

I love how actors with micropenises start to feel more comfortable with their cocks and not afraid to stay fully naked on set. There are definitely more coming… #FREETHEMICROPENIS

Jackie Chan frontal naked [MICROPENIS, BALLS, OPEN BUTTHOLE] in The Accidental Spy

One of the most amazing scenes with male embarrassment nudity is this scene from the Jackie Chan film “The Accidental Spy”. Even if you’re not a fan of male embarrassment, this scene can actually give you the fetish. Being a last minute addition to the script, Jackie received a call letting him know that he has to drop all of his clothes and stay completely naked in a crowded Turkish market while also having to kick ass. Jackie was up to the task giving us one of the most masterfully choreographed nude scenes filled with embarrassment. The shooting took two days and throughout the whole scene Jackie is being chased naked in the market, fighting the bad guys while also desperately trying to cover his manhood with anything he finds! Hilariously, he keeps getting stripped and left with nothing either by his enemies or by the angry owners of the shops.

In an interview Jackie said it’s impossible to see anything and that even his butt is covered in colored powder and spices making it seem like he is dressed. However, we looked closely and we discovered brief moments you can actually see all of Jackie Chan’s asian little cock! Jackie is wearing a protective patch throughout the most of the scene but in cinema one rule applies: “There is no cock sock or modesty patch that doesn’t fall”!

After escaping a Turkish Spa, Jackie, wearing only a towel, is chased all the way to the roof by his enemies. He has no choice but to jump…

He lands successfully and runs to a crowded market to evade them. After jumping a cart his towel gets caught leaving him fully exposed in the crowd!

He grabs a bunch of dried vegetables to cover his modesty and runs in the crowd!

A masterful choreography begins, Jackie is always at the right spot, playing with the camera angles and using his “weapons” to both cover his manhood and fight his enemies. His moves are so fast you can barely see anything, however slowing the speed down we see his modesty patch:

His patch seems completely flat…

Jackie gets knocked in a pile of spices and we get another view of his modesty patch between his legs.

It’s weirdly folded and empty…

He turns around just in time to avoid frontal

The chase continues with Jackie trying to find something to cover his modesty but he keeps ending up with nothing! He stumbles and falls and despite the patch that goes all the way up his butt to protect him, Jackie accidentally exposes his butthole for a split second!

Jackie turns around checking if his patch is still in place…

He quickly gets up and we get another view of his hole! It seems embarrassingly open…

The fight continues in a hypnotic way, with Jackie’s moves being super fast but not without error!

Nothing stays in his hands for a long time, as he is constantly left exposed by his enemies!

Jackie jumps on a table and immediately grabs its surface to cover up…

At this point he is still wearing his patch as you can see above, but after his next spin, the patch seems to be missing!

The shot was blurred in post production but after enhancing it we see everything…

Jackie’s patch falls, leaving him fight completely naked with his tiny peen exposed in front of a crowded market!

His Asian micropenis is seen flopping frantically in front of everyone! So embarrassing…

Flop! Flop! Flop!

A random girl gets an eyeful of his shortages before he quickly steals an old man’s newspaper to cover up. Jackie’s embarrassed facial expressions are top notch…

He escapes into the crowd but one more obstacle is his way: A little kid is standing right in the middle of the street eating his ice-cream! The newspaper sticks onto the kids ice-cream, but along with the newspaper Jackie’s modesty patch also unsticks, leaving his asian peen exposed once again!

A guy from the crowd is seen looking at Jackie’s tiny cock and genuinely laughing at his dick slip.

Jackie exits the market humiliated, only covering with two small frame drums!

Only to flash his stuff again to a group of Muslim women. Rude! We see his stuff dangling between his legs as he recklessly moves the frame drum over his crotch…

Jackie Chan sneaks past them fully embarrassed but accidentally flashes his package one last time without realizing…

Oops… Jackie’s ball sack flops out!

Enhancing the image gives us his full package:

Jackie Chan’s naked fight scene in The Accidental Spy will forever be one of the most sexy and well-performed male embarrassment naked scene. The amazing choreography synchronized in a way that ultimately teases you, the eventual exposure of Jackie’s micropenis for the eagle eyed, the explicit views of his butthole, all make for an incredibly hot scene that is hard to forget.

While in Europe Jackie is considered to have a micropenis, for China is probably average

Thomas Sarbacher REWIND: His best naked moments

Thomas is one of the most charming German actors of his age and a living example of a man that only gets hotter the older he gets. In the age of 60 he still looks great and most importantly, he’s still doing nude scenes! Last time we saw him naked was in 2017, in series “Lobbyistin” where he showed his butt. He has been keeping a low profile since then.

Thomas has been naked countless times on set. However, when it comes to frontal nudity he hasn’t done much. Hmmm… Why would that be? Let’s remember his best moments and finally try to answer to this question.

The Blink-and-you-missed-it Frontals

1. Bella Vita (2010) – “What’s under the towel”

Thomas has only done two frontal nudity scenes and both of them are pretty brief and fast. The first one was back in 2010, on the tv movie “Bella Vita” which may (or may not) be accidental! Having just gotten out of shower and wearing only his towel, when Thomas gets up from bed he quickly gives us a peek of everything between his legs!

Bella Vita 2010 – For the first time ever, Thomas Sarbacher’s penis fully visible

We see his impressively big balls slide onto his thighs and they look so perfect for grabbing while his extremely small penis looks quite wrinkly and bite-sized! Unfortunately, the movement is so fast, it’s impossible to see the details on video.

It’s his most famous naked scene as it was the first time Thomas was fully exposed and kind of shocking cause it came out of nowhere!

Thomas Sarbacher going frontal in Bella Vita. A fan favorite.

2. Therese geht fremd – “For the eagle-eyed only”

One year later, in 2011 Thomas stars in romantic tv film “Therese geht fremd”. In a scene we see him strip off at his hotel balcony but room service comes without notice and he runs to hide under the sheets. It’s a split second but it’s there. Thomas Sarbacher’s cock pops into frame as he jumps onto bed!

Thomas Sarbacher frontal naked in Therese geht fremd (2011)

What we see down there is very different from his previous frontal. His penis looks abnormally small, shaftless and glued onto his balls. It really seems as if he is circumcised and only a tiny head is exposed. I am not sure if it is the position he is in but it looks like an “inny” micropenis coming out of his wrinkly scrotum. He is obviously cool with being totally naked in a crowded movie set despite his shortages down there, how sexy is that?

He even has a small bush down there! So hot…

The Butt Era 2014 – Today

In the following years, while Thomas hasn’t stopped dropping his pants, he is limited to showing only his butt and rear leaving us fans craving for more. His backside though looks great as well. Take a look below.

3. Bella Amore (2014) – “Caught Naked”

This embarrassment nudity scene would be so good if we got to see his front. We see Thomas strip completely naked as he pulls his bath towel. Someone else though reaches for his towel and he realizes he is caught naked. He rushes to cover with a smaller one and cruelly leaves without showing us the best part.

His butt looks delicious!
There might be something visible in one frame…
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The same year we see him skinny dip in Schwaegereltern. The shot is so distant you cannot see a thing.

4. Solness (2015) – “Look at my butt… only”

Thomas is taking a shower. We see his amazing butt but imagine how sexy would it be if he turned around and show us his whole body… the water dripping over his cock and huge balls… Well, that never happened unfortunately. Just another butt scene:

5. Jonathan (2016) – “Homoerotic Romance”

Thomas was so handsome that year. His haircut gives him a fresh and sexier look. It’s the first time we see him in a homoerotic sex scene! It’s quite emotional so everything is implied.

6. Lobbyistin (2017) – “The Teasing continues…”

Once again Thomas is naked in a balcony. We see his butt and he turns around only when the camera cuts his lower body. Disappointment. His co-actress definitely takes a peak down there. I don’t know if her awkward smile is scritped…

CONCLUSION

It’s evident that Thomas has some big balls (both literally and metaphorically). He loves getting naked and he probably has no problem going full frontal in any scene.

So why haven’t we seen Thomas Sarbacher in a clear frontal naked scene yet?

Well I believe it’s not really up to him. Directors always aim for a certain aesthetic result, channels very often shy away from nudity, worrying they might scare off their conservative viewers. So they opt for a win win situation where they show nudity but it’s very brief and it’s there for whoever really wants to see it (and will probably make use of the pause button!)

Also it is still a bit of a taboo to show an actor with unusually small genitalia fully naked. The depictions of a micropenis (out of the script’s context) in cinema and TV are very rare. Unfortunately, in 2021, the audience is still shocked with the view of a micropenis. Actors with extremely small genitals usually avoid frontal nudity, get censored or they are denied to do it even if they want to.

Are small cocks censored from cinema and TV?

I would say yes. There is some kind of discrimination when it comes to casting actors. I believe that well endowed actors get the green light more often. However, there is a big community that loves smaller men, and it keeps growing! There are many people who are obsessed with micropenises and consider it a very sexy attribute.

Represantation is important.

It’s very important to see different body types be represented on TV. People of different body types need to feel represented in the movies or series they are watching. This should also apply to nude scenes. A man with a micropenis definitely feels awkward when he only sees huge cocks on TV.

Though things are getting better. Recently Martin Neuhaus, an overweight actor, was shown fully naked in “Die Drei von der Muellabfuhr Baby an Bord”.

Is there hope to see Thomas Sarbacher fully naked again?

Well, this is Germany. Anything can happen. Thomas still looks incredibly hot and I believe he would be up for the task. However, for the reasons I mentioned the possibilities for a clearly visible frontal are grim. I have to say though that I would love to see Thomas in a public nudity scene where he runs completely naked on the street or something like that. Or a sex scene. Well anything really. Please, Thomas? ❤

Robert Finster frontal naked [SMALL, ACCIDENTAL NUDITY, BALLS] in series Freud

Robert Finster, the handsome austrian we met as Freud had a few nude scenes in the netflix mini-series, BUT one of them went wrong leaving him fully exposed! There are three nude scenes throught the series: 1. a bathtub scene where the water is so muddy we cannot see a thing 2. a sex scene and 3. one where he is naked on the floor in a pose that blocks everything. It’s evident that Robert didn’t want to show his front. However during this sex scene his small penis is accidentally exposed due to what I believe was a wardrobe malfunction!

What happened?

The sex scene begins and Robert is kinda frantic and probably a bit stressed out. He clumsily pulls down his -kinda oversized- trousers to reveal his skinny butt. I believe this is where it happened. His pants slip all the way to his feet, leaving him completely exposed. This whole part is very awkward and clumsy as he is evidently anxious.

He looks for his trousers but they are down at his feet. Love his reaction!

When the sex act is over, Robert has to get up. He looks down and his pants are not within his reach, realizing he has no choice but to show everything! He has to act fast, and in a desperate move he frantically pulls the sheet next to him to cover but as soon as he turns around his small, flaccid, uncut cock pops out!

FUCK THIS

Love how fast he pulls the sheet to try and cover up but gets exposed anyway. What’s funny is that they tried to blur and darken it in editing so it’s not so prominent but you can see the enhanced version below!

Let’s see this clearer!

He turns around and you can see his very small, pointy cock flop up! So hot… I love that it’s uncut, it looks so cute!

It’s completely flaccid!
Cute, little willy
You can see the pointy tip of his foreskin!
His baby cock flops up!
Look at his balls!

Robert then runs to the sink to wash his willy from the “sin” he just did. We see no balls or penis hanging between his legs, making me think how small are they. Yum!

How amazing this scene would be if he hadn’t tucked his dick and balls between his legs, leaving only a mangina visible:

Giving some clarity too those muddy waters:

Robert Finster is undeniably sexy so I really expect from him more in the nudity department since he is mainly a theater actor. Even if it didn’t go as planned he did his first steps. In Freud he accidentally showed more than he wanted, let’s hope in his next nude scene he will show everything knowingly.

Billy Burns Exposed – Dick Slip in Cowboys vs. Panthers

NRL star Billy Burns had his big cock accidentally exposed during Cowboys vs Panthers last week! The Penrith Panthers star, 21 was wrestled to the floor by his opponent pulling his shorts to the side and letting his… panther slip out! We see Bill’s cock flops out as he is pulled down, and he immediately sighs awkwardly as he gets up to tuck it back in.

Ahhhhhhhhh…
One of his testicles also slips out

To make matters worse, the referee gave a penalty AGAINST the Panthers for obstruction.

Photos of the wardrobe malfunction quickly began to circulate on social media. The match was broadcasting live on both Channel 9 and Fox Sports, so the embarrassing wardrobe malfunction of the Australian star was quite viral. Live TV only ❤

Billy’s dick looks big and meaty. It seems to be uncut, cause it looks kinda pointy! I love his expression as he realizes everything is out of his shorts. He gets up and puts it back inside like nothing happened!

It’s probably going to be a rough week for Bill Burns on social media for sure. We are just thankful for this fortunate -unfortunate- moment!

10 Unfortunate Moments of Male Nudity

Shooting a nude scene is always hard for an actor. It can be very stressful, especially if you only have one shot get it right. Things can get awkward pretty easily and if something goes wrong it’s there forever, for everyone to see. And replay. So let’s remember the hottest misfortunes of male actors during nude scenes, these moments of unwanted exposure!

10. Ed Harris

An all-time classic

Where: Swing Shift
What Happened: Ed harris exposed his dick and balls accidentally
This is one of the most iconic nude accidents to ever happen. Ed Harris, still young and sexy, comes out of the shower shirtless wearing just a towel. The “just” part becomes more apparent when he sits down with his legs widely open giving us a quick look of his redish long dick flopping! If it wasn’t for this cute accident we would have never seen Mr. Harris since it’s his only nude scene.

9. Ashton Kutcher

Where: The Butterfly Effect
What Happened: Ashton’s dick accidentally slips through his boxers
In this thriller, Kutcher’s character continuously shifts through different parallel universes. In this alternate reality, he wakes up in his college dorm, at bed with his girlfriend. Being in shock he falls down, and as he crawls away his small dick flies out of his briefs! Ashton looks down right at the moment it happens, as if he felt it and immediately covers up. Unfortunately for him, no one in the editing room noticed.

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8. Lukasz Simlat

Cold Water. Not the best place to be fully naked.

Where: Kochankowie z Marony
What happened: Dick shrunken from the cold, looking tiny
This is one of my favorite scenes. It must have been very embarrassing for Lukasz to shoot as he had to strip completely naked in front of his co-actress and dive into the cold water. We then see him drag a boat to the shore with his dick having shrunk into a tiny little peenie. I just love how it pops up and down, so small as it is, while he is stumbling in his way out of the water. In his next movies Lukasz did several nude scenes explicitly showing his erect cock, making up for his reputation. In Szatan kazal tanczyc, you can even see his butthole!

Lukasz Simlat’s butthole wide open

7. Pierre Besson

Peek-a-boo!

Where: Afrika mon amour
What happened: Naked under robe, accidentally exposed in non-nudity scene
It’s obvious that there was not supposed to be any nudity in this scene. But Pierre, as he tries to get up from the infirmary bed, spread his legs open showing us he’s completely naked under his robe. We quickly see his squished testicles and his soft little cock buried behind them. This must have been very humiliating for Pierre. Searching for “Pierre Besson naked” in Google currently shows nothing.

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6. Daniel Letterle

Where: The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green
What happened: Unplanned penis flash, actor accidentally stripped
Daniel is such a hottie so this accidental exposure is pure gold. During a sex scene, Daniel’s boyfriend removes his t-shirt and boxers and pushes his legs up to bone him. According to the director, Daniel was wearing some flesh colored briefs under his boxers. But his co-actor accidentally grabbed both, leaving him fully exposed! You can see his soft dick and balls flop between his open legs while his co-actor is rubbing on it. Being a true professional, Daniel just went with it and didn’t interrupted the shooting. Must have been awkward though, being left completely exposed unexpectedly, with his legs lifted, and his co-actor and crew getting an eyeful of his open hole.

5. Robert Webb

Where: Confetti
What happened: Filmmakers lied about amount of nudity
Confetti was a low-budget mockumentary film starring Robert Webb and Olivia Colman as a naturist couple. Their roles required them to spend the whole movie completely naked. However, the actors were led to believe by the producers that their privates would be pixelated in the final edit. I can’t imagine their shock and embarrassment, when at the premiere, they found themselves fully exposed on screen for the whole runtime! They even started legal proceedings against the film-makers but decided it was better to just pretend it had never happened. “I’m very embarrassed to say my grandfather’s watched Confetti several times because it’s been going round on a loop.” Rob said, “It’s the only time I’ve ever been to see a film slightly in disguise – a hat and sunglasses. You don’t want to be recognised going to watch yourself naked in a film.” So if you need 2 hours of Robert’s dick go watch Confetti.

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4. Bruce Willis

Where: Color of Night
What happened: Bruce Willis’ testicles accidentally slip under the towel
Bruce has never shied away from nudity, but this moment is so awkward. He is sitting by the pool wearing only a towel and his balls accidentally drop out when he gets up. Very anti-climatic, considering it’s an emotional scene. What’s amazing is that nobody knew about this -even the director himself- until the VHS version came out in 4:3 format. The movie was shot in a widescreen format, so it was impossible to see what was down there. What a nice surprise!

3. Lambert Wilson

Where: Telle mere telle fille
What happened: Dick accidentally exposed through cloth hole
In this scene, Lambert after stripping completely naked for Juliette Binoche, his wife returns home unexpectedly. We see him franticly run across the house, struggling to cover his dick and balls with his hands. He quickly grabs something to wear, it’s some kind of robe, and when he puts it on his little flaccid cock can be seen through the hole of the cloth! This is the only clear frontal by Lambert.

Juliette is getting an eyeful of his small dick. Seems like she’s trying hard not to laugh…
Hilariously embarrassing…

2. Hynek Čermák

Where: Svata Ctverice aka 4some
What happened: Micropenis accidentally visible
Hynek tries really hard to avoid showing what’s down there in a film that is about, well, a foursome. There’s no clear frontal from him as it is always blocked from view. However in a shower scene, for a split second, you can see his tiny penis on the lower part of the screen. You can see Hynek looking right at the camera, which immediately moves higher to hide it.

It’s only visible for a second!

At the end of the film, credits are rolling and we can see the whole cast walking naked at the beach. It’s the only scene where you can see Hynek completely naked but it’s a very distant shot. However, a few seconds before the film ends, we get a closer shot at them. Hynek, is lying naked and nothing is visible but when he tries to get up, his micropenis pops up between his legs!

A tiny head pops up between his legs!
So cute!

Hope Hynek will do a proper frontal nude scene someday and clearly show his cute little mushroom.

1. Marco Bocci

Where: La Bella Societa
What happened: Penis extremely small and shrunken
I left the best at the end. Everything went wrong for the handsome Italian actor in this nude scene. Marco yanks a sheet to cover up his parts but he spreads his legs open accidentally exposing everything. On top of that, he seems to suffer from an unfortunate shrinkage. What we see down there is just a tiny, hairy piece of wrinkly foreskin glued on his tiny, firm testicles. It’s clear, he was in no condition to be filmed completely naked. So embarrassing…

This is probably the most unfortunate moment in Marco Bocci’s career, that will definitely haunt him forever.

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Jozef Urban has his Dick n’ Balls popping out in Televised Marathon!

Jozef recently ran his personal best record but this is hardly the most exciting part. Right at the climax of his run, his dick and balls fell out of his shorts, flapping against his legs like crazy as he approached the finish line. It’s so funny, as he passes by, some men are laughing, women are shocked and others are cheering him while his uncircumcised(!) penis is flopping up and down in plain sight!

Being publicly exposed is only the tip of the iceberg, as Urban was broadcasted on live television with his privates hanging out. So humiliating…

His pointy, uncut penis is visible!

Some big testicles!

Piotr Stramowski frontal naked in Kobiety Mafii

Piotr Stramowski frontal naked [TINY + ACCIDENTALLY EXPOSED] in Kobiety Mafii – Piotr is an extremely hot actor from Poland. His hairy, ripped body is just a thing to admire. In his last movie, Pitbull his frontal was darkened making it impossible to see his goods. This time, I think Piotr showed a bit more and maybe more than what he wanted… The scene starts with him naked at bed and we are getting teased with his hairy groin and his goods being marginally offscreen. But when he gets up and goes near his girl, something incredibly small moves down there. It’s only for the eagle-eyed but I think it’s Piotr’s tiny, soft cock and balls jiggle a bit!

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In another scene, Piotr is caught fucking with his girl by a SWAT team that barges in and forces him to stop. As he moves back and forth, his goods are accidentally exposed!

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I think I see a pair of balls flopping and a small nubbin glued on top of them…

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Something small slightly flops down there…

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You can barely notice it…

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Is that all of Piotr?

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Piotr in some very… revealing, tight white boxers. They kinda reveal there are not much to hide…

I don’t think we’ll be seeing a clear frontal from Piotr anytime soon.

Wojciech Zielinski (accidentally?) frontal naked in Hustawka

Wojciech Zielinski (accidentally?) frontal naked [SMALL, BALLS] in Hustawka – This is the only frontal nudity by the polish hottie Wojciech Zielinski. In the whole movie frontal is avoided, so it makes me a bit curious if this was accidental. His girlfriend suddenly jumps out of bed and Wojciech kinda tries to grab the sheet and keep it in place. But it slips from his hand exposing his soft little penis and pair of balls! It happens so fast and Wojciech stays with an awkward expression without immediately realizing he showed everything.

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Grabbing the sheet to cover up… 

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The bed sheet slips away and Wojciech is fully exposed! Ops…

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His small flaccid cock appears along with his ball sack.

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I love how you can see his scrotum bag going down his hole.

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Chad Johnson has his small dick exposed in Big Brother

Chad Johnson has his small dick exposed [TIGHT SUIT, SMALL BULGE] in Big Brother – The Bachelor star had to wear a ridiculous fetching skintight morph suit as part of a task but was furious when he realized his small penis is on full display! He begun to rant about his embarrassing outfit while struggling to adjust the position of his small cock to make it look bigger. Furious as he was, he demanded 500,000 in cash to show the full thing!


It’s so funny (and hot) when studs get humiliated like that because they try so hard to look perfect all the time! 


He shouted:

“I want $500,000 cash in a bag. You want full D you’ve got to pay the C.

“What’s it better to do, tuck it, so it looks like I have no dick. Or do I just show full dick. You know what I mean there’s only two choices, full dick or no dick.”

He tried to move his piece into position, but couldn’t get it at the right angle to display his member in its full glory. While trying to adjust it in the mirror, girlfriend Sarah walked in and told him to put some paper towel down there.

Revealing exactly how big Chad is downstairs, Sam added: “So basically Chad’s got a small penis.”

OMG! His little dicklet is visible through the suit!

His small peen is squished in the tight uniform!