Alessandro Cattelan is probably the most handsome Eurovision presenter so far. The Italian host was looking gorgeous throughout the whole show, dressed in glamorous shiny suits and all-black outfits. But one of them stood out a bit more…
During a bit explaining to viewers how to vote through the app, Alessandro’s floating head appeared in a green-screened internet-meme style space backdrop.
When the bit ends, the backdrop disappears, the camera frame opens and what we see catches us completely off guard! The sexy presenter in an overall green screen suit so tight, that left nothing to our imagination!
I still can’t believe this actually happened, you can see everything through that suit! Alessandro seems totally okay with exposing his little package to the whole Europe! Viewers were shocked at the view of his visible penis bulge, making it viral on twitter with most of them loving the moment:
Some of them even played with the green-screen outfit turning Alessandro’s sexy moment into a meme.
But maybe it would be way better to add some more of Alessandro Cattelan there:
Love how small his uncut peen is! His little balls look delicious. It seems he has arranged his cock looking upwards to give his bulge some extra inches.
This is the first time in Eurovision history, a host is showing so much. Maybe it should become a tradition for the next shows to come! The community sure loved it every bit of Alessandro’s yummy peen…
It’s not the first time Alessandro shows his small bulge though. Here’s a steamy backstage moment from his hotel room were he only wears a pair of boxer briefs! His bulge looks so prominently pointy!!
He has also appeared fully naked in show “Le Iene” years ago.
She’s grabbing his little package in front of everyone!
Thomas is one of the most charming German actors of his age and a living example of a man that only gets hotter the older he gets. In the age of 60 he still looks great and most importantly, he’s still doing nude scenes! Last time we saw him naked was in 2017, in series “Lobbyistin” where he showed his butt. He has been keeping a low profile since then.
Thomas has been naked countless times on set. However, when it comes to frontal nudity he hasn’t done much. Hmmm… Why would that be? Let’s remember his best moments and finally try to answer to this question.
The Blink-and-you-missed-it Frontals
1. Bella Vita (2010) – “What’s under the towel”
Thomas has only done two frontal nudity scenes and both of them are pretty brief and fast. The first one was back in 2010, on the tv movie “Bella Vita” which may (or may not) be accidental! Having just gotten out of shower and wearing only his towel, when Thomas gets up from bed he quickly gives us a peek of everything between his legs!
We see his impressively big balls slide onto his thighs and they look so perfect for grabbing while his extremely small penis looks quite wrinkly and bite-sized! Unfortunately, the movement is so fast, it’s impossible to see the details on video.
It’s his most famous naked scene as it was the first time Thomas was fully exposed and kind of shocking cause it came out of nowhere!
2. Therese geht fremd – “For the eagle-eyed only”
One year later, in 2011 Thomas stars in romantic tv film “Therese geht fremd”. In a scene we see him strip off at his hotel balcony but room service comes without notice and he runs to hide under the sheets. It’s a split second but it’s there. Thomas Sarbacher’s cock pops into frame as he jumps onto bed!
What we see down there is very different from his previous frontal. His penis looks abnormally small, shaftless and glued onto his balls. It really seems as if he is circumcised and only a tiny head is exposed. I am not sure if it is the position he is in but it looks like an “inny” micropenis coming out of his wrinkly scrotum. He is obviously cool with being totally naked in a crowded movie set despite his shortages down there, how sexy is that?
The Butt Era 2014 – Today
In the following years, while Thomas hasn’t stopped dropping his pants, he is limited to showing only his butt and rear leaving us fans craving for more. His backside though looks great as well. Take a look below.
3. Bella Amore (2014) – “Caught Naked”
This embarrassment nudity scene would be so good if we got to see his front. We see Thomas strip completely naked as he pulls his bath towel. Someone else though reaches for his towel and he realizes he is caught naked. He rushes to cover with a smaller one and cruelly leaves without showing us the best part.
The same year we see him skinny dip in Schwaegereltern. The shot is so distant you cannot see a thing.
4. Solness (2015) – “Look at my butt… only”
Thomas is taking a shower. We see his amazing butt but imagine how sexy would it be if he turned around and show us his whole body… the water dripping over his cock and huge balls… Well, that never happened unfortunately. Just another butt scene:
5.Jonathan (2016) – “Homoerotic Romance”
Thomas was so handsome that year. His haircut gives him a fresh and sexier look. It’s the first time we see him in a homoerotic sex scene! It’s quite emotional so everything is implied.
6. Lobbyistin (2017) – “The Teasing continues…”
Once again Thomas is naked in a balcony. We see his butt and he turns around only when the camera cuts his lower body. Disappointment. His co-actress definitely takes a peak down there. I don’t know if her awkward smile is scritped…
It’s evident that Thomas has some big balls (both literally and metaphorically). He loves getting naked and he probably has no problem going full frontal in any scene.
So why haven’t we seen Thomas Sarbacher in a clear frontal naked scene yet?
Well I believe it’s not really up to him. Directors always aim for a certain aesthetic result, channels very often shy away from nudity, worrying they might scare off their conservative viewers. So they opt for a win win situation where they show nudity but it’s very brief and it’s there for whoever really wants to see it (and will probably make use of the pause button!)
Also it is still a bit of a taboo to show an actor with unusually small genitalia fully naked. The depictions of a micropenis (out of the script’s context) in cinema and TV are very rare. Unfortunately, in 2021, the audience is still shocked with the view of a micropenis. Actors with extremely small genitals usually avoid frontal nudity, get censored or they are denied to do it even if they want to.
Are small cocks censored from cinema and TV?
I would say yes. There is some kind of discrimination when it comes to casting actors. I believe that well endowed actors get the green light more often. However, there is a big community that loves smaller men, and it keeps growing! There are many people who are obsessed with micropenises and consider it a very sexy attribute.
Represantation is important.
It’s very important to see different body types be represented on TV. People of different body types need to feel represented in the movies or series they are watching. This should also apply to nude scenes. A man with a micropenis definitely feels awkward when he only sees huge cocks on TV.
Is there hope to see Thomas Sarbacher fully naked again?
Well, this is Germany. Anything can happen. Thomas still looks incredibly hot and I believe he would be up for the task. However, for the reasons I mentioned the possibilities for a clearly visible frontal are grim. I have to say though that I would love to see Thomas in a public nudity scene where he runs completely naked on the street or something like that. Or a sex scene. Well anything really. Please, Thomas? ❤
Robert Finster, the handsome austrian we met as Freud had a few nude scenes in the netflix mini-series, BUT one of them went wrong leaving him fully exposed! There are three nude scenes throught the series: 1. a bathtub scene where the water is so muddy we cannot see a thing 2. a sex scene and 3. one where he is naked on the floor in a pose that blocks everything. It’s evident that Robert didn’t want to show his front. However during this sex scene his small penis is accidentally exposed due to what I believe was a wardrobe malfunction!
The sex scene begins and Robert is kinda frantic and probably a bit stressed out. He clumsily pulls down his -kinda oversized- trousers to reveal his skinny butt. I believe this is where it happened. His pants slip all the way to his feet, leaving him completely exposed. This whole part is very awkward and clumsy as he is evidently anxious.
When the sex act is over, Robert has to get up. He looks down and his pants are not within his reach, realizing he has no choice but to show everything! He has to act fast, and in a desperate move he frantically pulls the sheet next to him to cover but as soon as he turns around his small, flaccid, uncut cock pops out!
Love how fast he pulls the sheet to try and cover up but gets exposed anyway. What’s funny is that they tried to blur and darken it in editing so it’s not so prominent but you can see the enhanced version below!
Let’s see this clearer!
He turns around and you can see his very small, pointy cock flop up! So hot… I love that it’s uncut, it looks so cute!
Robert then runs to the sink to wash his willy from the “sin” he just did. We see no balls or penis hanging between his legs, making me think how small are they. Yum!
How amazing this scene would be if he hadn’t tucked his dick and balls between his legs, leaving only a mangina visible:
Giving some clarity too those muddy waters:
Robert Finster is undeniably sexy so I really expect from him more in the nudity department since he is mainly a theater actor. Even if it didn’t go as planned he did his first steps. In Freud he accidentally showed more than he wanted, let’s hope in his next nude scene he will show everything knowingly.
Shooting a nude scene is always hard for an actor. It can be very stressful, especially if you only have one shot get it right. Things can get awkward pretty easily and if something goes wrong it’s there forever, for everyone to see. And replay. So let’s remember the hottest misfortunes of male actors during nude scenes, these moments of unwanted exposure!
10. Ed Harris
Where: Swing Shift What Happened: Ed harris exposed his dick and balls accidentally This is one of the most iconic nude accidents to ever happen. Ed Harris, still young and sexy, comes out of the shower shirtless wearing just a towel. The “just” part becomes more apparent when he sits down with his legs widely open giving us a quick look of his redish long dick flopping! If it wasn’t for this cute accident we would have never seen Mr. Harris since it’s his only nude scene.
9. Ashton Kutcher
Where: The Butterfly Effect What Happened: Ashton’s dick accidentally slips through his boxers In this thriller, Kutcher’s character continuously shifts through different parallel universes. In this alternate reality, he wakes up in his college dorm, at bed with his girlfriend. Being in shock he falls down, and as he crawls away his small dick flies out of his briefs! Ashton looks down right at the moment it happens, as if he felt it and immediately covers up. Unfortunately for him, no one in the editing room noticed.
8. Lukasz Simlat
Where: Kochankowie z Marony What happened: Dick shrunken from the cold, looking tiny This is one of my favorite scenes. It must have been very embarrassing for Lukasz to shoot as he had to strip completely naked in front of his co-actress and dive into the cold water. We then see him drag a boat to the shore with his dick having shrunk into a tiny little peenie. I just love how it pops up and down, so small as it is, while he is stumbling in his way out of the water. In his next movies Lukasz did several nude scenes explicitly showing his erect cock, making up for his reputation. In Szatan kazal tanczyc, you can even see his butthole!
7. Pierre Besson
Where: Afrika mon amour What happened: Naked under robe, accidentally exposed in non-nudity scene It’s obvious that there was not supposed to be any nudity in this scene. But Pierre, as he tries to get up from the infirmary bed, spread his legs open showing us he’s completely naked under his robe. We quickly see his squished testicles and his soft little cock buried behind them. This must have been very humiliating for Pierre. Searching for “Pierre Besson naked” in Google currently shows nothing.
6. Daniel Letterle
Where: The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green What happened: Unplanned penis flash, actor accidentally stripped Daniel is such a hottie so this accidental exposure is pure gold. During a sex scene, Daniel’s boyfriend removes his t-shirt and boxers and pushes his legs up to bone him. According to the director, Daniel was wearing some flesh colored briefs under his boxers. But his co-actor accidentally grabbed both, leaving him fully exposed! You can see his soft dick and balls flop between his open legs while his co-actor is rubbing on it. Being a true professional, Daniel just went with it and didn’t interrupted the shooting. Must have been awkward though, being left completely exposed unexpectedly, with his legs lifted, and his co-actor and crew getting an eyeful of his open hole.
5. Robert Webb
Where: Confetti What happened: Filmmakers lied about amount of nudity Confetti was a low-budget mockumentary film starring Robert Webb and Olivia Colman as a naturist couple. Their roles required them to spend the whole movie completely naked. However, the actors were led to believe by the producers that their privates would be pixelated in the final edit. I can’t imagine their shock and embarrassment, when at the premiere, they found themselves fully exposed on screen for the whole runtime! They even started legal proceedings against the film-makers but decided it was better to just pretend it had never happened. “I’m very embarrassed to say my grandfather’s watched Confetti several times because it’s been going round on a loop.” Rob said, “It’s the only time I’ve ever been to see a film slightly in disguise – a hat and sunglasses. You don’t want to be recognised going to watch yourself naked in a film.” So if you need 2 hours of Robert’s dick go watch Confetti.
4. Bruce Willis
Where: Color of Night What happened: Bruce Willis’ testicles accidentally slip under the towel Bruce has never shied away from nudity, but this moment is so awkward. He is sitting by the pool wearing only a towel and his balls accidentally drop out when he gets up. Very anti-climatic, considering it’s an emotional scene. What’s amazing is that nobody knew about this -even the director himself- until the VHS version came out in 4:3 format. The movie was shot in a widescreen format, so it was impossible to see what was down there. What a nice surprise!
3. Lambert Wilson
Where: Telle mere telle fille What happened: Dick accidentally exposed through cloth hole In this scene, Lambert after stripping completely naked for Juliette Binoche, his wife returns home unexpectedly. We see him franticly run across the house, struggling to cover his dick and balls with his hands. He quickly grabs something to wear, it’s some kind of robe, and when he puts it on his little flaccid cock can be seen through the hole of the cloth! This is the only clear frontal by Lambert.
Where: Svata Ctverice aka 4some What happened: Micropenis accidentally visible Hynek tries really hard to avoid showing what’s down there in a film that is about, well, a foursome. There’s no clear frontal from him as it is always blocked from view. However in a shower scene, for a split second, you can see his tiny penis on the lower part of the screen. You can see Hynek looking right at the camera, which immediately moves higher to hide it.
At the end of the film, credits are rolling and we can see the whole cast walking naked at the beach. It’s the only scene where you can see Hynek completely naked but it’s a very distant shot. However, a few seconds before the film ends, we get a closer shot at them. Hynek, is lying naked and nothing is visible but when he tries to get up, his micropenis pops up between his legs!
Hope Hynek will do a proper frontal nude scene someday and clearly show his cute little mushroom.
1. Marco Bocci
Where: La Bella Societa What happened: Penis extremely small and shrunken I left the best at the end. Everything went wrong for the handsome Italian actor in this nude scene. Marco yanks a sheet to cover up his parts but he spreads his legs open accidentallyexposing everything. On top of that, he seems to suffer from an unfortunate shrinkage. What we see down there is just a tiny, hairy piece of wrinkly foreskinglued on his tiny, firm testicles. It’s clear, he was in no condition to be filmed completely naked. So embarrassing…
This is probably the most unfortunate moment in Marco Bocci’s career, that will definitely haunt him forever.
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Jozef recently ran his personal best record but this is hardly the most exciting part. Right at the climax of his run, his dick and balls fell out of his shorts, flapping against his legs like crazy as he approached the finish line. It’s so funny, as he passes by, some men are laughing, women are shocked and others are cheering him while his uncircumcised(!) penis is flopping up and down in plain sight!
Being publicly exposed is only the tip of the iceberg, as Urban was broadcasted on live television with his privates hanging out. So humiliating…
Piotr Stramowski frontal naked [TINY + ACCIDENTALLY EXPOSED] in Kobiety Mafii – Piotr is an extremely hot actor from Poland. His hairy, ripped body is just a thing to admire. In his last movie, Pitbull his frontal was darkened making it impossible to see his goods. This time, I think Piotr showed a bit more and maybe more than what he wanted… The scene starts with him naked at bed and we are getting teased with his hairy groin and his goods being marginally offscreen. But when he gets up and goes near his girl, something incredibly smallmoves down there. It’s only for the eagle-eyed but I think it’s Piotr’s tiny, soft cock and balls jiggle a bit!
In another scene, Piotr is caught fucking with his girl by a SWAT team that barges in and forces him to stop. As he moves back and forth, his goods are accidentally exposed!
I think I see a pair of balls flopping and a small nubbin glued on top of them…
Something small slightly flops down there…
You can barely notice it…
Is that all of Piotr?
Piotr in some very… revealing, tight white boxers. They kinda reveal there are not much to hide…
I don’t think we’ll be seeing a clear frontal from Piotr anytime soon.
Wojciech Zielinski (accidentally?) frontal naked [SMALL, BALLS] in Hustawka – This is the only frontal nudity by the polish hottie Wojciech Zielinski. In the whole movie frontal is avoided, so it makes me a bit curious if this was accidental. His girlfriend suddenly jumps out of bed and Wojciech kinda tries to grab the sheet and keep it in place. But it slips from his hand exposing his soft little penis and pair of balls! It happens so fast and Wojciech stays with an awkward expression without immediately realizing he showed everything.
Grabbing the sheet to cover up…
The bed sheet slips away and Wojciech is fully exposed! Ops…
His small flaccid cock appears along with his ball sack.
I love how you can see his scrotum bag going down his hole.
Lambert Wilson accidentally frontal naked [SMALL, CFNM, DICK SLIP] in Telle mere telle fille – What’s amazing about this scene is that nobody has ever noticed that Lambert’s dick is actually visible. Lambert Wilson has done nudity in the past but it’s hard to see anything. Here he accidentally shows everything!
So after he gives Juliette Binoche an eyeful of his (small?) thing, his wife suddenly returns home. We see him furiously run completely naked across the house covering his modesty with his hands, with bits of his dick and balls constantly peeking!
I love how his ball sack slips out!
He only needs one hand to cover it up… 😉
After he hides Juliette, there’s not time to dress so he grabs a weird outfit that hangs nearby. While he struggling to put it on, his little flaccid cock can be seen through the hole of the cloth!
This was a very brutal and humiliating moment for the overly cute french cyclist. Poor Jean fell from his bike, got dragged on the street having his uniform torn in the most uncomfortable area, hisgroin. Fortunately, he had no fractures but he had to finish the race with his dick and balls peeking out from his torn overalls in front of thousands of people… So painful and embarrassing… He deserves congratulations. Jean has now retired from cycling.
He realises his genitals are exposed, looking at his torn uniform and back at the camera fully embarrassed and tries to cover it up…
He steps on his feet and his fat squeezed balls and the tip of his penis are showing…
Jumps back at his bike, with his penis and testicles almost out…
The camera man was kind enough to follow Jean-Cristophe from the side and give us a close shot of his squeezed jewels, while probably making him feel even more uncomfortable…
Some very detailed shots:
His cock looks fat and meaty…
If he wasn’t injured so bad, this would be incredibly sexy…