Johann von Bülow exposed everything in one of my favorite male embarrassment scenes out there. In this scene, he and his girlfriend (Catherine Flemming) are caught during bed action by her husband (Sky du Mont). He enters the room and is left stunned when he sees them shagging.
Hilariously, they don’t even acknowledge his presence and keep banging in front of him as he is preparing to beat Johan’s ass with a golf bat.
When they finally notice he is there, Johann’s is thrown out of bed completely naked. Everything happens in seconds but we get to see it all. Johann von Buelow lands with his butt on the floor quickly grabbing a pillow to cover up but not before he gives us an epic view of his huge sausagecock crazily flopping up and his dangling testicles as he spreads his legs open!
His big uncut cock is flopping up and down!
Sky’s reaction is priceless as he has just seen all of Johann right in front of him.
Johann’s butthole opens up right to the camera with his ball sack seen hanging between his legs!
It looks um… quite drilled. So embarrasing…
I just love Johann’s red-faced expression as he is struggling to cover his jiggling cock while falling on his butt! His large penis expands like a spring, with his pointy uncut tip flapping up. He seems to have some excessive foreskin there…
His legs spread open exposing everything…
After giving us a explicit view of his privates, von Buelow slowly tries to get his pants back but he won’t do so very easily…
Sky wants to humiliate him a bit more…
Sky suddenly steps off Johann’s pants leaving him fall back with his butthole opening up one more time for us!
If you look closely you can see his anus hole…
This is so embarrassingly explicit…
It almost feels as if Johann was actually trying to expose his hole!
This is Johann’s best naked appearance. The cute German actor hasn’t been naked again ever since. I don’t think anything he does in the future could surpass this but let’s see.
Alessandro Cattelan is probably the most handsome Eurovision presenter so far. The Italian host was looking gorgeous throughout the whole show, dressed in glamorous shiny suits and all-black outfits. But one of them stood out a bit more…
During a bit explaining to viewers how to vote through the app, Alessandro’s floating head appeared in a green-screened internet-meme style space backdrop.
When the bit ends, the backdrop disappears, the camera frame opens and what we see catches us completely off guard! The sexy presenter in an overall green screen suit so tight, that left nothing to our imagination!
I still can’t believe this actually happened, you can see everything through that suit! Alessandro seems totally okay with exposing his little package to the whole Europe! Viewers were shocked at the view of his visible penis bulge, making it viral on twitter with most of them loving the moment:
Some of them even played with the green-screen outfit turning Alessandro’s sexy moment into a meme.
But maybe it would be way better to add some more of Alessandro Cattelan there:
Love how small his uncut peen is! His little balls look delicious. It seems he has arranged his cock looking upwards to give his bulge some extra inches.
This is the first time in Eurovision history, a host is showing so much. Maybe it should become a tradition for the next shows to come! The community sure loved it every bit of Alessandro’s yummy peen…
It’s not the first time Alessandro shows his small bulge though. Here’s a steamy backstage moment from his hotel room were he only wears a pair of boxer briefs! His bulge looks so prominently pointy!!
He has also appeared fully naked in show “Le Iene” years ago.
She’s grabbing his little package in front of everyone!
Kai Schumann is once again in an embarrassing naked situation, as he is known for scenes like these. It’s the first time the full monty is shown, begging the question though, is it actually him? Whoever has seen him naked in “Jana und der Buschpilot Streit der Staemme” remembers there was barely anything to see. And I’m curious, how does an actor who avoids frontal since the beginning of his career suddenly shows a big cock.
Digitally Altered Nudity is starting to become a trend to protect any actor who wants to avoid showing an embarrassingly small penis in a world where anything can be found online in seconds.
Analyzing the image though leaves the real thing fully exposed. It looks so tiny, it would be too awkward for Kai to do this lengthy nude scene including the close up shots.
At the beginning of the scene, we see Kai go skinny-dipping in a lake with his piggy. He takes everything off showing us his fine meaty ass.
He looks a bit out of shape comparing to his past nude scenes but he is still sexy. As he does his crouches there is nothing seen hanging between his legs, which means he is probably wearing a protective pouch.
After having a swim he gets out covered in all the dirt a lake can contain and we see a close up shot of a totally fake, photoshopped cock flopping between his legs.
Analyzing the frames, exposes a tiny, uncut willy that barely flops! So embarrassing…
He looks a lot sexier with his cute, small dicklet than the fake big one.
The water might have been too cold making it look baby-sized…
Kai is not alone though and he is suddenly getting attacked.
We get another frontal shot but this time there is a big editing fail. The digitally edited big cock is placed a bit too high, looking ridiculous and wrong. His real penis was blurred out.
Another editing fail that gives the editing away, is the piggy’s collar being accidentally erased!
It appears that Kai used a protective pouch between shots, which didn’t stay in its place as he was running, leaving his jumping peen fully exposed.
He finds a hideout in a trailer house but he soon discovered by a cop. He has no choice but to come out with his hands up. He forgets he is completely naked and immediately covers up his tiny cock!
He embarrassingly covers it up but it’s too late…
His little testicles flop! You can notice how his hands are not really grabbing anything…
The embarrassment only gets bigger as Kai appears in front a crowd completely naked and drops on the floor, unconscious.
The unbelievably cute Russian actor Dmitriy Krivosheev, actually did it! Dmitriy had to stay completely naked for a sauna scene in Igra na vyzhivanie. His frontal though was digitally removed by the editing room in the final cut due to his penis looking extremely small. Despite his extremely small size down there, the actor was so brave and went all out with it choosing not to cover anything up. Great job Dmitriy!
The scene starts with him bathing himself naked in a lake and we see a distant shot of his nice backside. Of course the scene cuts at the exact moment he turns around to avoid any frontal exposure. He walks on by Ilya Khvostikov, covering his manhood with his one hand and enters the sauna.
Dmitriy is sitting next to Mikhail Kremmer, who immediately gives us an amazing shot of his wet, dripping balls hanging between his legs.
Ilya Khvostikov comes in showing us his fully shaved, jiggling short cock. His testicles are glued tightly. Quite sexy!
We get a really good view of his full package when he sits down and see his balls getting squeezed as he adjust his seat.
Look at his balls getting squeezed! Yummy!
A few moments later, Mikhail and Dmitriy are alone in the sauna… The camera pans in front of Dmitriy but the area between his legs is digitally darkened, leaving nothing to be seen.
I love how he quickly checks down how they look the moment the camera shows his front…
Giving some clarity reveals everything! A micropenis is seen burried between a set of little balls! Dmitriy is holding his arms in a timid, bashful position, fully embarrassed. His friend Mikhail though looks perfectly confident being the bigger cock in this scene.
I love how small he is and it’s so sexy that he looks down at it….
A shaftless, uncut micro burried in his balls
Dmitriy starts feeling hopeless and Mikhail tries to make him feel better….
…by kissing him in the lips! Dmitriy turns his gay advances down and Mikhail storms out with his gun from the sauna having regretted what he did.
His tiny mushroom cock enters the frame, jiggling as he tries to wipe out the kiss from his mouth.
So small and jiggly!!
I still can’t believe Dmitriy did this scene totally naked! He is just amazing. Let’s hope they will stop censoring micropenis nudity in the future and let sexy men like him show the goods!
One of the hottest polish daddies, Wojciech Mecwaldowski, finally went all out in crime series Klangor. This is his first clear frontal nudity scene since his brief accidental dick exposure in Usta Usta (2013).
At the beginning of the scene we see him fucking his wife really hard and it looks like he’s giving it good.
He looks so sexy in this fucking scene, I love how fast he is pushing. There seems to be a bit of a dick slip here, too.
The moment won’t last for long. Wojciech realizes his house is surrounded by cops and gets up nervously.
He knows they are coming for him so he is ready to give himself in. We get a brief look at his skinny ass and when he turns around his thin, slightly fluffed cock appears!
Wojciech is completely shaved down there in this scene to earn those extra inches but unfortunately his dicklet still looks small, flying out a bit instead of actually hanging.
Hands on his head he lies on the floor completely naked, ready to surrender himself to the authorities.
Police barges in, Wojciech with his hands on his butt is ready to be cuffed and arrested in front of his wife. So humiliating…
Omg, look how the tip of his penis gets bigger when he turns around! Is he flexing his cock’s muscle or is he arroused?
Unfortunately Wojciech Mecwaldowski shaved his gorgeous beard for this role. He was so hairy Usta Usta and sooo much hotter! His dick looked smaller on that scene.
Do you think Wojciech fluffed or was slightly erect in Klangor? Let us know in the comments below!
NRL star Billy Burns had his big cock accidentally exposed during Cowboys vs Panthers last week! The Penrith Panthers star, 21 was wrestled to the floor by his opponent pulling his shorts to the side and letting his… panther slip out! We see Bill’s cock flops out as he is pulled down, and he immediately sighs awkwardly as he gets up to tuck it back in.
To make matters worse, the referee gave a penalty AGAINST the Panthers for obstruction.
Photos of the wardrobe malfunction quickly began to circulate on social media. The match was broadcasting live on both Channel 9 and Fox Sports, so the embarrassing wardrobe malfunction of the Australian star was quite viral. Live TV only ❤
Billy’s dick looks big and meaty. It seems to be uncut, cause it looks kinda pointy! I love his expression as he realizes everything is out of his shorts. He gets up and puts it back inside like nothing happened!
It’s probably going to be a rough week for Bill Burns on social media for sure. We are just thankful for this fortunate -unfortunate- moment!
Shooting a nude scene is always hard for an actor. It can be very stressful, especially if you only have one shot get it right. Things can get awkward pretty easily and if something goes wrong it’s there forever, for everyone to see. And replay. So let’s remember the hottest misfortunes of male actors during nude scenes, these moments of unwanted exposure!
10. Ed Harris
Where: Swing Shift What Happened: Ed harris exposed his dick and balls accidentally This is one of the most iconic nude accidents to ever happen. Ed Harris, still young and sexy, comes out of the shower shirtless wearing just a towel. The “just” part becomes more apparent when he sits down with his legs widely open giving us a quick look of his redish long dick flopping! If it wasn’t for this cute accident we would have never seen Mr. Harris since it’s his only nude scene.
9. Ashton Kutcher
Where: The Butterfly Effect What Happened: Ashton’s dick accidentally slips through his boxers In this thriller, Kutcher’s character continuously shifts through different parallel universes. In this alternate reality, he wakes up in his college dorm, at bed with his girlfriend. Being in shock he falls down, and as he crawls away his small dick flies out of his briefs! Ashton looks down right at the moment it happens, as if he felt it and immediately covers up. Unfortunately for him, no one in the editing room noticed.
8. Lukasz Simlat
Where: Kochankowie z Marony What happened: Dick shrunken from the cold, looking tiny This is one of my favorite scenes. It must have been very embarrassing for Lukasz to shoot as he had to strip completely naked in front of his co-actress and dive into the cold water. We then see him drag a boat to the shore with his dick having shrunk into a tiny little peenie. I just love how it pops up and down, so small as it is, while he is stumbling in his way out of the water. In his next movies Lukasz did several nude scenes explicitly showing his erect cock, making up for his reputation. In Szatan kazal tanczyc, you can even see his butthole!
7. Pierre Besson
Where: Afrika mon amour What happened: Naked under robe, accidentally exposed in non-nudity scene It’s obvious that there was not supposed to be any nudity in this scene. But Pierre, as he tries to get up from the infirmary bed, spread his legs open showing us he’s completely naked under his robe. We quickly see his squished testicles and his soft little cock buried behind them. This must have been very humiliating for Pierre. Searching for “Pierre Besson naked” in Google currently shows nothing.
6. Daniel Letterle
Where: The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green What happened: Unplanned penis flash, actor accidentally stripped Daniel is such a hottie so this accidental exposure is pure gold. During a sex scene, Daniel’s boyfriend removes his t-shirt and boxers and pushes his legs up to bone him. According to the director, Daniel was wearing some flesh colored briefs under his boxers. But his co-actor accidentally grabbed both, leaving him fully exposed! You can see his soft dick and balls flop between his open legs while his co-actor is rubbing on it. Being a true professional, Daniel just went with it and didn’t interrupted the shooting. Must have been awkward though, being left completely exposed unexpectedly, with his legs lifted, and his co-actor and crew getting an eyeful of his open hole.
5. Robert Webb
Where: Confetti What happened: Filmmakers lied about amount of nudity Confetti was a low-budget mockumentary film starring Robert Webb and Olivia Colman as a naturist couple. Their roles required them to spend the whole movie completely naked. However, the actors were led to believe by the producers that their privates would be pixelated in the final edit. I can’t imagine their shock and embarrassment, when at the premiere, they found themselves fully exposed on screen for the whole runtime! They even started legal proceedings against the film-makers but decided it was better to just pretend it had never happened. “I’m very embarrassed to say my grandfather’s watched Confetti several times because it’s been going round on a loop.” Rob said, “It’s the only time I’ve ever been to see a film slightly in disguise – a hat and sunglasses. You don’t want to be recognised going to watch yourself naked in a film.” So if you need 2 hours of Robert’s dick go watch Confetti.
4. Bruce Willis
Where: Color of Night What happened: Bruce Willis’ testicles accidentally slip under the towel Bruce has never shied away from nudity, but this moment is so awkward. He is sitting by the pool wearing only a towel and his balls accidentally drop out when he gets up. Very anti-climatic, considering it’s an emotional scene. What’s amazing is that nobody knew about this -even the director himself- until the VHS version came out in 4:3 format. The movie was shot in a widescreen format, so it was impossible to see what was down there. What a nice surprise!
3. Lambert Wilson
Where: Telle mere telle fille What happened: Dick accidentally exposed through cloth hole In this scene, Lambert after stripping completely naked for Juliette Binoche, his wife returns home unexpectedly. We see him franticly run across the house, struggling to cover his dick and balls with his hands. He quickly grabs something to wear, it’s some kind of robe, and when he puts it on his little flaccid cock can be seen through the hole of the cloth! This is the only clear frontal by Lambert.
Where: Svata Ctverice aka 4some What happened: Micropenis accidentally visible Hynek tries really hard to avoid showing what’s down there in a film that is about, well, a foursome. There’s no clear frontal from him as it is always blocked from view. However in a shower scene, for a split second, you can see his tiny penis on the lower part of the screen. You can see Hynek looking right at the camera, which immediately moves higher to hide it.
At the end of the film, credits are rolling and we can see the whole cast walking naked at the beach. It’s the only scene where you can see Hynek completely naked but it’s a very distant shot. However, a few seconds before the film ends, we get a closer shot at them. Hynek, is lying naked and nothing is visible but when he tries to get up, his micropenis pops up between his legs!
Hope Hynek will do a proper frontal nude scene someday and clearly show his cute little mushroom.
1. Marco Bocci
Where: La Bella Societa What happened: Penis extremely small and shrunken I left the best at the end. Everything went wrong for the handsome Italian actor in this nude scene. Marco yanks a sheet to cover up his parts but he spreads his legs open accidentallyexposing everything. On top of that, he seems to suffer from an unfortunate shrinkage. What we see down there is just a tiny, hairy piece of wrinkly foreskinglued on his tiny, firm testicles. It’s clear, he was in no condition to be filmed completely naked. So embarrassing…
This is probably the most unfortunate moment in Marco Bocci’s career, that will definitely haunt him forever.
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This one is so cute! This chubby guy prepares to jump naked from a boat. He tries to cover his stuff before dropping his pants, but they kind of slip down unexpectedly, exposing his buied micropenis to everyone!!! His face turns red immediately, as he struggles to hide it in his palm. So embarrassing!
I love how he awkwardly smiles, looking quite shocked that his friends saw his teensy peen and recorded it on video.
It’s just a little hole buried under his tight, cute little ball sack!
Jozef recently ran his personal best record but this is hardly the most exciting part. Right at the climax of his run, his dick and balls fell out of his shorts, flapping against his legs like crazy as he approached the finish line. It’s so funny, as he passes by, some men are laughing, women are shocked and others are cheering him while his uncircumcised(!) penis is flopping up and down in plain sight!
Being publicly exposed is only the tip of the iceberg, as Urban was broadcasted on live television with his privates hanging out. So humiliating…
Cristian is preparing to strip in front of a woman. “You’re gonna feel me in your gut“ he says full of confidence and drops his pants to reveal a tiny, flaccid dicklet. “You’ve got no hard on!” she says fully disappointed. Cristian looks down at his little, soft cut penis and immediately pulls his boxers up fully humiliated, fluffing his crotch to get it aroused! I just love this scene!