Colin Firth is one of the most charming British actors with a bright acting career which skyrocketed after his role of Mr. Darcy in BBC’s adaptation of “Pride and Prejudice” following with multiple awards -among them an Oscar for The King’s Speech- and many other nominations as well. His career is also full of memorable naked moments. Unfortunately, Colin Firth’s full frontal was never shown in any of his films due to his extremely small and unconventionally shaped micropenis that is still a taboo for the film industry. His nudity timeline is full of very revealing appearances that are worth remembering. Let’s dive in…
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Early Years: The Brave Era
1. The Advocate (1993) – “A Bold Start”
Quite early in his career around his 30s, Colin appears completely naked on set in a steam room scene for the film The Advocate. The actor doesn’t seem to wear any protection (modesty patches were not so famous back then) and enters in a room full of people. Doing such a scene, with your micropenis out in the open in a crowded room is definitely not an easy task, so Colin was very brave here. It’s worth noting that actors at the time didn’t have to worry about camera phones or social media or any leak from the inside.
So moving on, along with a fully naked Ian Holm, they walk into the water and if you look closely you can see that Colin is not wearing anything underneath…
Giving some clarity reveals Colin’s squeezed micropenis between his thighs and Ian’s regular sized cock!
Of coursethe viewers only got to see his bare buttocks in another spicy scene from the same film. Colin conveniently has his front facing away from the camera…
1. Playmaker (1994) “So close to Full Frontal”
In 1994’s drama Playmaker, Colin gets so close to full frontal but once again it “gets the axe” (no pun intended). Wet and completely naked behind a glass wall, he slowly gets out of shower and flashes Jennifer Rubin with the shocking view of his inny micropenis.
If you look closely he seems to be rubbing it once with his two fingers before he expose it to her.
She gets a good peek at it but manages to keep a straight face…
Colin might have been very embarrassed during this scene but nothing shows. It’s amazing how confident he looks as he walks past her to achieve the seductive nature of this film’s character. Proof of the great actor he is.
From Mr. Darcy to Fame: Taking a Break from Nudity
3. Pride and Prejudice (1995) “Shying away”
One year later, a scene in Pride and Prejudice requires Colin to go skinny-dipping in a lake as the charming Mr. Darcy. Colin at the time didn’t felt like doing it and requested for the script to be changed and have him clothed in this scene.
The writer of the film Andrew Davies argued that it made more sense for his character to be fully naked:
“Darcy was an actual man but he spent all his time being constrained by demands of society.” […] “It’s a hot day, he arrives at this lake – so I thought he would strip completely off and dive down and just become a creature, an animal, just for once.”
“I don’t know the reason why – maybe they felt it would have taken too long to get him undressed. They could have always cut to him standing on the bank diving in naked so it might have been something about Colin’s anxiety about love handles or something.”
The Times reported that afterwards Andrew said
“I suspect we wouldn’t have have been allowed to get away with full frontal. I’m pretty sure we wouldn’t.”
further implying Colin’s shortages as being the reason. However, giving some clarity to Colin’s wet clothes in the lake scene reveals a lot (or a tiny bit for that matter…)
Mr. Darcy was a huge success setting the ground for Colin Firth’s big career. The British actor gains a huge following. mostly women who are very curious to see him go full frontal. But that’s where Colin gets a break from nudity and and never shoots a nude scene for the next 13 years! The rising of the internet brings celebrity photos in the click of a button and fans start to notice his empty bulge in most photos…
2007-Now: Liberation Era
4. Where The Truth Lies (2007) – “Naked Again”
After 13 years of no skin, Colin returns impressively liberated from any exposure anxiety in a threesome scene with Kevin Bacon and Rachel Blanchard. It’s the first time we see Colin in such an erotic scene…
He wants to participate but aims for Kevin… As soon as he takes his robe, he immediately sticks behind him before anything is seen.
He seems to be fully naked without any protection which means Kevin could feel his wrinkly micro rubbing his butt…
5. When Did You Last See Your Father? (2007)
One of the steamiest naked moments comes in When Did You Last See Your Father? where we see Colin in a very personal moment in the bathtub. Enhancing those blurry waters reveals his gorgeously flat crotch…
6. A Single Man
In the “Single Man” Colin embraces his homosexual side in the role of George, an English professor trying to cope in 60s Los Angeles after the death of his boyfriend. In this film, Colin finally makes up for that skinny-dipping scene in Pride and Prejudice and drops all of his clothes to join Nicholas Hoult. His front is not shown in the film but we exclusively have the full thing.
Colin strips down revealing a swirly and wrinkly pee-hole glued to his testicles, what the nudity community describes as a “manly clit” due to its shaftless nature. Amazing…
6.Kingsman: The Golden Circle – “That bulging moment”
When you’re a famous actor, it’s impossible to keep your manhood a secret even if you want to. There are always scenes that accidentally reveal more. For example, the scene where we saw the most of Colin is actually one in which he is fully clothed! In a scene from “Kingsman: The Golden Circle” he is locked in a cell that fills up with water.
Empty…
The level of the water quickly rises and we are about to witness Colin’s wet and flat bulge being revealed!
The water drips over Colins bulge, that curiously looks very bumped up and if you look closely you can notice his micropenis “lips” being outlined over his wet pants…
Is it possible that Colin got a bit turned on during that scene? Or did he wore some kind of patch in that area to avoid the completely bulgeless look?
Halle Berry and Mark Strong have fully inspected everything up-close…
What’s next for Colin?
The cute British actor has given us many sexy moments to look back to. I believe that if Colin was allowed to, he would show his jewels in some of his past films. Unfortunately, micropenises are still censored in movies and Hollywood is quite conservative in the depiction of male genitalia. Hopefully this will change in the near future. What’s next for Colin? In the age of 63 I doubt he will continue to do nude scenes. However, his latest work has made a shift from extremely mainstream films. Could this long timeline of nudity continue in more unconventional movie maybe? We would love to see more if he is up for it!
One of the most amazing scenes with male embarrassment nudity is this scene from the Jackie Chan film “The Accidental Spy”. Even if you’re not a fan of male embarrassment, this scene can actually give you the fetish. Being a last minute addition to the script, Jackie received a call letting him know that he has to drop all of his clothes and stay completely naked in a crowded Turkish market while also having to kick ass. Jackie was up to the task giving us one of the most masterfully choreographed nude scenes filled with embarrassment. The shooting took two days and throughout the whole scene Jackie is being chased naked in the market, fighting the bad guys while also desperately trying to cover his manhood with anything he finds! Hilariously, he keeps getting stripped and left with nothing either by his enemies or by the angry owners of the shops.
In an interview Jackie said it’s impossible to see anything and that even his butt is covered in colored powder and spices making it seem like he is dressed. However, we looked closely and we discovered brief moments you can actually see all of Jackie Chan’s asian little cock! Jackie is wearing a protective patch throughout the most of the scene but in cinema one rule applies: “There is no cock sock or modesty patch that doesn’t fall”!
After escaping a Turkish Spa, Jackie, wearing only a towel, is chased all the way to the roof by his enemies. He has no choice but to jump…
He lands successfully and runs to a crowded market to evade them. After jumping a cart his towel gets caught leaving him fully exposed in the crowd!
He grabs a bunch of dried vegetables to cover his modesty and runs in the crowd!
A masterful choreography begins, Jackie is always at the right spot, playing with the camera angles and using his “weapons” to both cover his manhood and fight his enemies. His moves are so fast you can barely see anything, however slowing the speed down we see his modesty patch:
His patch seems completely flat…
Jackie gets knocked in a pile of spices and we get another view of his modesty patch between his legs.
It’s weirdly folded and empty…
He turns around just in time to avoid frontal
The chase continues with Jackie trying to find something to cover his modesty but he keeps ending up with nothing! He stumbles and falls and despite the patch that goes all the way up his butt to protect him, Jackie accidentally exposes his butthole for a split second!
Jackie turns around checking if his patch is still in place…
He quickly gets up and we get another view of his hole! It seems embarrassingly open…
The fight continues in a hypnotic way, with Jackie’s moves being super fast but not without error!
Nothing stays in his hands for a long time, as he is constantly left exposed by his enemies!
Jackie jumps on a table and immediately grabs its surface to cover up…
At this point he is still wearing his patch as you can see above, but after his next spin, the patch seems to be missing!
The shot was blurred in post production but after enhancing it we see everything…
Jackie’s patch falls, leaving him fight completely naked with his tiny peen exposed in front of a crowded market!
His Asian micropenis is seen flopping frantically in front of everyone! So embarrassing…
Flop! Flop! Flop!
A random girl gets an eyeful of his shortages before he quickly steals an old man’s newspaper to cover up. Jackie’s embarrassed facial expressions are top notch…
He escapes into the crowd but one more obstacle is his way: A little kid is standing right in the middle of the street eating his ice-cream! The newspaper sticks onto the kids ice-cream, but along with the newspaper Jackie’s modesty patch also unsticks, leaving his asian peen exposedonce again!
A guy from the crowd is seen looking at Jackie’s tiny cock and genuinely laughing at his dick slip.
Jackie exits the market humiliated, only covering with two small frame drums!
Only to flash his stuff again to a group of Muslim women. Rude! We see his stuff dangling between his legs as he recklessly moves the frame drum over his crotch…
Jackie Chan sneaks past them fully embarrassed but accidentally flashes his package one last time without realizing…
Oops… Jackie’s ball sack flops out!
Enhancing the image gives us his full package:
Jackie Chan’s naked fight scene in The Accidental Spy will forever be one of the most sexy and well-performed male embarrassment naked scene. The amazing choreography synchronized in a way that ultimately teases you, the eventual exposure of Jackie’s micropenis for the eagle eyed, the explicit views of his butthole, all make for an incredibly hot scene that is hard to forget.
While in Europe Jackie is considered to have a micropenis, for China is probably average
The year that passed was a difficult one in general but also for male nudity. The volume of male nudity was significantly lower compared to other years while prosthetics was also on the rise, unfortunately. However, there were also some very notable scenes of small penis nudity, one of my favs being the embarrassment scene from Luis Zahera in Wrong Side of the Tracks and the ball-flopping scene by Maxence Tual in Platonique and of course Kevin Janssens staying naked through a whole movie in Samuel’s Travels was one of the highlights.
Get ready for the sexiest year ever!
2023 is going to be all about the micropenis, which makes a strong comeback. Prepare for the biggest taboo in male nudity history to be abolished. The type of male genitalia that is considered by many as odd-looking, ridiculous or even appalling and has been out of sight and censored by most media until today, is actually an extremely sexy attribute for many. Few of the most famous and sexy male actors actually have micropenis! I am very positive that this year more of these never-seen-naked before actors will finally reveal their small gear, paving the way for more inclusive nudity.
(Parts of these photos are edited from original for demonstrating purposes)
HBO’s ridiculously fake prosthetics (and some really good ones)
HBO continues to promote unrealistic standards with ridiculously big and fake prosthetics. In one of the most recent examples, Theo James appears in white Lotus with a huge fake donkey cock hanging between his legs. The actor confirmed it was indeed a prosthetic also commenting on the ridiculous size. Ironically, Theo also appears naked in almost every scene of The Time Traveler’s Wifewithout wearing any prosthetics but the director uses certain angles to avoid any frontal. However, in many action-packed scenes there are moments Theo’s penis slips into frame. And guess what! His penis is carefully removed from every single one of these scenes!
We enhanced a cap from Time Traveler’s Wife where Theo Jame’s flaccid penis appears within frame. It’s small, cute and actually humane comparing to the awfully huge prosthetic with no balls.
Oscar Isaac never addressed the fake prosthetic in Scene’s from a Marriage. that almost everyone believed was real. The actor also appears with an uncut penis while the real thing is cut (…and a bit smaller) I admit that it looks fairly real.
This was probably an aesthetic decision and I cannot but wonder if Oscar had the option to go au naturel or if it was a producer’s/director call.
#FREETHEMICROPENIS
If you wander around the deep web corners of male nudity, you will discover that a community with love for the micropenis exists. People who have a micro and people who actively search for it. Videos online are pretty scarce but you will always see many praising comments below them. Innies, manginas, little shrimps or tiny mushrooms are only a few of micropenis types you can find out there, each of them with a unique way to handle and play with!
Tyler Labine looking breath-takingly sexy in a scene from Deadbeat that’sunlike anything we have ever seen. (Unfortunately video is censored)
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Being an actor with a micropenis can be a very stressful and career-defining situation. You turn down all the roles that include nudity, you always fear that in an intimate scene your co-actress might accidentally touch that area or constantly worry about a completely flat bulge.
Unfortunately, the sight of a micropenis is still a taboo in entertainment and always get the censor treatment. How can a man with a micropenis feel represented when all he sees in TV and Cinema are big schlongs? How many men feel depressed and isolated because of this? Shouldn’t we start to feel more comfortable with an extremely small penis?
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In fact, there are many incredibly sexy actors who hide a little secret in their pants and managed to keep it away from public eyes for years. Some of them are extremely famous and you can’t even guess who they are.
Away from the lights of entertainment, men with micros have become increasingly popular the past few years, thanks to online communities that loves a supersmall cock as a fetish or kink. A superflat, bulgeless crotch is becoming a new sensation for all the fetishers who always love to look down there while from the side of small men themselves it is proudly emphasized, with very tight pants as they provoke, seduce or just wink-wink their manly clit at their chasers. Will it ever stop being a taboo for actors and celebrities as well? I believe we’re getting there.
Some of the most famous celebrities and actors hide a micro in their pants. And knowing so gives power and strength to all of you who might suffer from it. Let’s see who they are!
1. Jean Dujardin
Jean Dujardin accidentally flashed his micropenis in Wolf of Wallstreet
The French actor started his career as a comedian but later on he shifted his career by taking part to more artistic films with the film “The Artist” earning him a series of awards. Jean came close to nudity numerous times but always kept his front a secret.
In 2009, he starred in the filmOSS 117: Lost in Rio where in a shirtless scene Jean accidentally (?) “outed” his micro. Having to wear a pair of very tight vintage swim shorts and avoid “outlining” anything, the way the production patched his bulge actually resulted in a much worse situation, giving him the weirdest flat bulge, something that looks much more like a vagina:
An incredibly sexy moment by Jean as he leaves nothing to our imagination
It could also be Jean’s way of saying “this is all of me down there” not caring at all about his shortage. For example in another moment from the same movie, where he has his robe provocatively open, just enough to show that nothing hangs out of it.
There are scenes that he appeared in undies that show quite a bulge down there, but it seems it was made too look puffy for him to grab it.
2. James Van Der Beek
James Van Der Beek, the fairly handsome American actor known for his role in Dawson’s Creek, has probably never been naked in a film set! He has NEVER EVER shown his butt and he has only done very few shirtless underwear scenes. Even his shirtless appearances in Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23 where pixelated!
The sexy actor seems to shiver from fear at the idea of getting naked for a scene. In an episode of What would Diplo Do? he had to lose his towel in a hotel corridor and run completely naked. Everything was censored, which means James did the scene wearing skin colored pants.
His only naked moment is in Friends with better Lives were he is tied naked on bed covering his modesty with cable lights!
3. George Clooney
George Clooney has kept his micropenis a secret
Ever wondered why one of the sexiest actors of all time has never appeared fully naked all these years? George Clooney has been avoiding nudity throughout his career, with his naked scenes count on the fingers of one hand.
Apart from a hint of butt in Solaris and stripping to some pretty flat underwear in front of Jennifer Lopez, Clooney hasn’t showed much in any of his films. In some of his older photos his bulge appears empty, flat and pushed inwards…
HIs bulge is pushed inwards…
Rumor has it that George is very small and wrinkly down there which is probably the reason he shies away from doing nude scenes. This is so awkward for a sex symbol like Clooney. I wonder how many roles he rejected because of that.
4. Colin Firth
Right: Colin Firth flashes his privates to Jennifer Rubin in Playmaker (1994)
Colin Firth, the British actor that everyone loves, was always considered sexy and charming. Early in his career he dived right into the deep waters of nudity, in Valmont (1989), The Advocate (1993) and in 1994’s drama Playmaker showing his butt. In his 30s at the time, Colin gets out of shower completely naked and flashes everything in front of Jennifer Rubin. The full thing was never shown.
Colin Firth shows his butt in The Advocate (1993)
One year later, in Pride and Prejudice, the script requires Colin to enter a lake completely naked in the now iconic scene. The writer of the film Andrew Davies said he planned for Mr. Darcy to be fully naked:
“Darcy was an actual man but he spent all his time being constrained by demands of society. He’d just spent weeks and months in London being polite with a group of stuffy people. He would have had a few hours in which he could be blissfully alone. It’s a hot day, he arrives at this lake – so I thought he would strip completely off and dive down and just become a creature, an animal, just for once.” Davies added: “I don’t know the reason why – maybe they felt it would have taken too long to get him undressed. They could have always cut to him standing on the bank diving in naked so it might have been something about Colin’s anxiety about love handles or something.”
Mr. Darcy’s wet shirt was actually pretty revealing…
The Times reports that Davies said afterwards: “I suspect we wouldn’t have have been allowed to get away with full frontal. I’m pretty sure we wouldn’t.” I can kind of imagine why.
And that’s where Colin takes a big break from nudity. It’s a bit weird how he started his career with so many nude scenes and suddenly he shies away from a skinny-dipping scene and never shoots a nude scene for the next 13 years! Whatever it was, Colin decided to return back to his old glory, in 2007, in a threesome scene with Kevin Bacon and Rachel Blanchard and a very steamy bathtub scene in When did you last see your Father? Colin seems to have liberated from that point on with almost every of his next films featuring some nudity!
In 2008, in an interview in Jon Stewart’s The Daily Show, Firth spends 7 minutes describing how a fan or paparazzi tried to snap a pic of his manhood in a public toilet saying he tried to push the camera away to protect his modesty but added: “It’s hard to do when you’re not entirely in your pants” A lot of questions of course arise like why go to a standing toilet when you have a weewee down there? Isn’t like… sitting… required?
In another interview he actually admitted “his penis is nothing to write home about!”
Too bad, that means we will never get a proper Colin Firth frontal. Sad face.
5. Joe Manganiello
Joe Manganiello is known to have a micropenis
It’s actually not a secret in Hollywood circles that Joe has a man-clit down there. His nickname “Bick Dick Richie” in Magic Mike, was reportedly an inside joke and nod to his little piece of manhood. To be honest, we love everything about him. His body is amazingly sexy, he is incredibly handsome and for a guy with a micro he has done countless nude scenes!
“That moment” in True Blood
The naked scene in True Blood that many viewers noticed something was missing.
Eagle-eyed True Blood viewers have paused a sex scene from True Blood pointing out the actor’s shortages, where Joe either didn’t wear a cock sock or he might have drop it while throwing his co-actress to bed. The scene was very dark and probably edited making impossible to see anything. For the first time, we reveal Joe’s micropenis in True Blood! What surprises me is that he seems to even have a little bush down there! Wow.
We believe that a micropenis is extremely sexy, especially on a muscle-built guy like Joe Manganiello. There’s nothing sexier than a huge, ripped body that when stripped completely a tiny surprise awaits…
6. Clark Gregg
Clark Gregg is so fucking adorable! The supercute, beloved Agent of Shield has one of the best types of micropenis for licking, as he is completely shaftless down there! Once you dive into that swirly, wrinkled softie, you can barely stop. His big, shaggy ball sack is so great for grabing.
The ageless daddy has never appeared naked apart from some very sexy shirtless scenes in “The New Adventures of Old Christine“, including a bed scene where the sheets provocatively lay on his crotch, outlining a flat bulge.
His fish portrait is the closest Clark ever got to showing his clit dick fully.
Maybe we should see Clark in a more artistic film if we want to get our hopes up in seeing his shocking full frontal. It would be one of the sexiest moments in male nudity history, for sure.
7. Corey Stoll
Corey Stoll has a shrimp sized micropenis
Most of you know him from House of Cards or as Dr. Ephraim Goodweather from horror drama The Strain. Apart from the incredible talent he is, Corey Stoll is also one of the most lovable american actors. He is sexy but also very cute at the same time, like he has the correct amount of both! Which is what makes him so charming and attractive in my eyes.
Nudity wise, Corey hasn’t shown much so far and we probably won’t be seeing any full frontal from him any time sooner. Down there is only a shrimp-sized cute uncut little willy… the cutest cock ever! Of course this only makes Corey Stoll even sexier for us.
I mean imagine entering the shower, greeted by this…
So, is how comfortable is Corey with nudity?
Butt naked in House of Cards
We briefly saw Corey’s butt getting while out of bed in House of Cards, but was he really naked during the sex scene under the sheets? The answer is no. If you look closely he is actually wearing a protective pouch to hide his privates and prevent any… awkward touching during the scene.
You can see his skin being pulled by the sticky patch
Embracing his gay side
However one of the most shockingly unexpected scenes was in Girls. Corey spread his legs open wide in the air for Andrew Rannells in a gay sex scene, that left us shocked. While there is no extreme nudity (and most likely there were modesty patches involved) it’s amazing that he dared to do this and embraced his gay side only leaving us drooling for more…
Getting pounded like there’s no tomorrow….
In his photoshoot for GQ magazine he appeared wearing some pretty tight pair of pants, giving away a lot while also… withholding everything!
8. David Harbour
David Harbour’s micropenis is shaftless
David Harbour is the sexy but also adorable American daddy actor everybody loves. He always transforms for every role he takes. From a scruffy, beardy, muscle-bearish look in Black Widow to a more retro, daddy, ‘stache look in Stranger Things, he looks great in every one of them.
In an episode of Stranger Things, we briefly saw his shaftless micropenis before he quickly pulls the sheet to hide it in front of a shocked Winona Ryder!
Belly definitely looks good on him, especially with the mustache. The ultimate daddy!
His hottest moment so far is a disinfestation scene, where David had to stay with his micro exposed in front of the entire crew while two men clean him from top to bottom… A fully naked and wet David Harbour in front of two men who rub him everywhere. Can it get any better than that?
It actually can! David was recently in a photoshoot for GQ wearing a kilt by Thom Browne joining the movement for a pantsless future for men. Isn’t it sexy that he’s wearing nothing underneath besides the kilt!?
Will David ever go full frontal? It doesn’t seem very likely. Maybe if he starts picking more arty films. Let’s see…
9. Richard Dreyfuss
The shaftless innie micropenis of Richard Dreyfuss we never saw…
Richard Dreyfuss has always been a handsome man. Even today, he is still a very attractive daddy. What I love about him is that he was also funny and goofy in his roles. The closest he ever got to being naked was in 1977’s romantic comedy “The Goodbye Girl” as Elliot Garfield, an actor struggling in New York.
In a scene, Richard is seen in his bedroom playing the guitar fully naked. Dreyfuss looked very sexy with his hairy chest and only the music instrument covering his privates. While we never saw Richard’s shaftless innie behind the guitar, the part earned him an oscar and became — at that time — the youngest actor to win the Academy Award for Best Actor!
Richard’s untidy hair and little beard make for a very charming look…
But have we seen everything from Richard?
Dreyfuss recently appeared naked in the poster of Killing Winston Jones proving he may still be up to the task. It is unknown if he had a nude scene in this film as its release was cancelled due to the sexual assault charges made against Danny Masterson and the resulting criminal trial. However, if Richard is still willing to do it… I would love to see it!
10. Kıvanç Tatlıtuğ
One of the most handsome actors in the world has a micropenis
Named by many as the most beautiful man in the world, Turkish actor Kıvanç Tatlıtuğ is admittedly extremely handsome. But the actor has shied away from sex scenes, keeping under wraps what’s down there…
The Turkish hunk while he hasn’t done any nudity as an actor, he appeared in some very sexy photo shootings in his model days. In one photo he is completely naked, only covering his crotch with a very thin garment. Giving some clarity and his shaftless microdick appears more clearly!
His bulge also seems superflat in most of his photos:
What’s Next?
Some of the sexiest men in the world hide a very special piece inside their pants… and there are many more! Is the world ready to embrace their uniqueness? Will the image of extremely small genitalia continue to be a taboo for TV and Film? Will it stopped be considered as unphotogenic?
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When I discovered this I was left shocked in front of my screen. Hynek Cermak, the sexiest Czech daddy, completely naked on stage! Cermak’s micropenis was shown very briefly back in 2012 in film “Svatá čtveřice” (4some) and it was his only frontal. Since then I never believed we would get a clear view of his front (due to his size) let alone fully erected!
Hynek is sitting on the boat fully naked and as he gets up, he lifts his leg and exposes his whole package! His gorgeous mini-boner and pair of tight balls appear!
His thin dicklet is so hard and stiff, it barely flops, looking straight ahead as he gets up.
So sexy…
I just love how small and thin it is! Supercute!
Those pair of balls look incredible for grabbing and licking!
Only his tip flops up a bit!
The weirdest thing is that this video exists since since 2014 and I only discovered it recently! The play is currently running again so you can actually enjoy all of Hynek at the theaters.
More photos from the play:
We have seen plenty of this butt so far…His co-actress Lindou Rybovou rather shocked by his little thing, pointing at it.
Covering the little bits…
His normal body is so sexy…
His tiny micro looks so thin when erected…The tip looks wrinkled… Amazing!
I am so pleased that we got to see all of Hynek at last! I was so curious to see how it looks when he is aroused which of course is only possible in theater. Cinema and Television are still very cautious and conservative with small genitals.
I’m looking forward to seeing more of him. Maybe an explicit view of his…
Kai Schumann is once again in an embarrassing naked situation, as he is known for scenes like these. It’s the first time the full monty is shown, begging the question though, is it actually him? Whoever has seen him naked in “Jana und der Buschpilot Streit der Staemme” remembers there was barely anything to see. And I’m curious, how does an actor who avoids frontal since the beginning of his career suddenly shows a big cock.
Digitally Altered Nudity is starting to become a trend to protect any actor who wants to avoid showing an embarrassingly small penis in a world where anything can be found online in seconds.
Analyzing the image though leaves the real thing fully exposed. It looks so tiny, it would be too awkward for Kai to do this lengthy nude scene including the close up shots.
At the beginning of the scene, we see Kai go skinny-dipping in a lake with his piggy. He takes everything off showing us his fine meaty ass.
He looks a bit out of shape comparing to his past nude scenes but he is still sexy. As he does his crouches there is nothing seen hanging between his legs, which means he is probably wearing a protective pouch.
After having a swim he gets out covered in all the dirt a lake can contain and we see a close up shot of a totally fake, photoshopped cock flopping between his legs.
Analyzing the frames, exposes a tiny, uncut willy that barely flops! So embarrassing…
He looks a lot sexier with his cute, small dicklet than the fake big one.
The water might have been too cold making it look baby-sized…
Kai is not alone though and he is suddenly getting attacked.
We get another frontal shot but this time there is a big editing fail. The digitally edited big cock is placed a bit too high, looking ridiculous and wrong. His real penis was blurred out.
Another editing fail that gives the editing away, is the piggy’s collar being accidentally erased!
It appears that Kai used a protective pouch between shots, which didn’t stay in its place as he was running, leaving his jumping peen fully exposed.
He finds a hideout in a trailer house but he soon discovered by a cop. He has no choice but to come out with his hands up. He forgets he is completely naked and immediately covers up his tiny cock!
He embarrassingly covers it up but it’s too late…
His little testicles flop! You can notice how his hands are not really grabbing anything…
The embarrassment only gets bigger as Kai appears in front a crowd completely naked and drops on the floor, unconscious.
The unbelievably cute Russian actor Dmitriy Krivosheev, actually did it! Dmitriy had to stay completely naked for a sauna scene in Igra na vyzhivanie. His frontal though was digitally removed by the editing room in the final cut due to his penis looking extremely small. Despite his extremely small size down there, the actor was so brave and went all out with it choosing not to cover anything up. Great job Dmitriy!
The scene starts with him bathing himself naked in a lake and we see a distant shot of his nice backside. Of course the scene cuts at the exact moment he turns around to avoid any frontal exposure. He walks on by Ilya Khvostikov, covering his manhood with his one hand and enters the sauna.
Dmitriy is sitting next to Mikhail Kremmer, who immediately gives us an amazing shot of his wet, dripping balls hanging between his legs.
Ilya Khvostikov comes in showing us his fully shaved, jiggling short cock. His testicles are glued tightly. Quite sexy!
So short and jiggly!
We get a really good view of his full package when he sits down and see his balls getting squeezed as he adjust his seat.
Look at his balls getting squeezed! Yummy!
A few moments later, Mikhail and Dmitriy are alone in the sauna… The camera pans in front of Dmitriy but the area between his legs is digitally darkened, leaving nothing to be seen.
I love how he quickly checks down how they look the moment the camera shows his front…
Quickly looking down at the guys.
Giving some clarity reveals everything! A micropenis is seen burried between a set of little balls! Dmitriy is holding his arms in a timid, bashful position, fully embarrassed. His friend Mikhail though looks perfectly confident being the bigger cock in this scene.
I love how small he is and it’s so sexy that he looks down at it….
A shaftless, uncut micro burried in his balls
Dmitriy starts feeling hopeless and Mikhail tries to make him feel better….
…by kissing him in the lips! Dmitriy turns his gay advances down and Mikhail storms out with his gun from the sauna having regretted what he did.
His tiny mushroom cock enters the frame, jiggling as he tries to wipe out the kiss from his mouth.
So small and jiggly!!
By the end of the scene he turned fully flacid…
I still can’t believe Dmitriy did this scene totally naked! He is just amazing. Let’s hope they will stop censoring micropenis nudity in the future and let sexy men like him show the goods!
Thomas is one of the most charming German actors of his age and a living example of a man that only gets hotter the older he gets. In the age of 60 he still looks great and most importantly, he’s still doing nude scenes! Last time we saw him naked was in 2017, in series “Lobbyistin” where he showed his butt. He has been keeping a low profile since then.
Thomas has been naked countless times on set. However, when it comes to frontal nudity he hasn’t done much. Hmmm… Why would that be? Let’s remember his best moments and finally try to answer to this question.
The Blink-and-you-missed-it Frontals
1. Bella Vita (2010) – “What’s under the towel”
Thomas has only done two frontal nudity scenes and both of them are pretty brief and fast. The first one was back in 2010, on the tv movie “Bella Vita” which may (or may not) be accidental! Having just gotten out of shower and wearing only his towel, when Thomas gets up from bed he quickly gives us a peek of everything between his legs!
Bella Vita 2010 – For the first time ever, Thomas Sarbacher’s penis fully visible
We see his impressively big balls slide onto his thighs and they look so perfect for grabbing while his extremely small penis looks quite wrinkly and bite-sized! Unfortunately, the movement is so fast, it’s impossible to see the details on video.
It’s his most famous naked scene as it was the first time Thomas was fully exposed and kind of shocking cause it came out of nowhere!
Thomas Sarbacher going frontal in Bella Vita. A fan favorite.
2. Therese geht fremd – “For the eagle-eyed only”
One year later, in 2011 Thomas stars in romantic tv film “Therese geht fremd”. In a scene we see him strip off at his hotel balcony but room service comes without notice and he runs to hide under the sheets. It’s a split second but it’s there. Thomas Sarbacher’s cock pops into frame as he jumps onto bed!
Thomas Sarbacher frontal naked in Therese geht fremd (2011)
What we see down there is very different from his previous frontal. His penis looks abnormally small, shaftless and glued onto his balls. It really seems as if he is circumcised and only a tiny head is exposed. I am not sure if it is the position he is in but it looks like an “inny” micropenis coming out of his wrinkly scrotum. He is obviously cool with being totally naked in a crowded movie set despite his shortages down there, how sexy is that?
He even has a small bush down there! So hot…
The Butt Era 2014 – Today
In the following years, while Thomas hasn’t stopped dropping his pants, he is limited to showing only his butt and rear leaving us fans craving for more. His backside though looks great as well. Take a look below.
3. Bella Amore (2014) – “Caught Naked”
This embarrassment nudity scene would be so good if we got to see his front. We see Thomas strip completely naked as he pulls his bath towel. Someone else though reaches for his towel and he realizes he is caught naked. He rushes to cover with a smaller one and cruelly leaves without showing us the best part.
His butt looks delicious!There might be something visible in one frame…
The same year we see him skinny dip in Schwaegereltern. The shot is so distant you cannot see a thing.
4. Solness (2015) – “Look at my butt… only”
Thomas is taking a shower. We see his amazing butt but imagine how sexy would it be if he turned around and show us his whole body… the water dripping over his cock and huge balls… Well, that never happened unfortunately. Just another butt scene:
Such a sexy daddy
5.Jonathan (2016) – “Homoerotic Romance”
Thomas was so handsome that year. His haircut gives him a fresh and sexier look. It’s the first time we see him in a homoerotic sex scene! It’s quite emotional so everything is implied.
6. Lobbyistin (2017) – “The Teasing continues…”
Once again Thomas is naked in a balcony. We see his butt and he turns around only when the camera cuts his lower body. Disappointment. His co-actress definitely takes a peak down there. I don’t know if her awkward smile is scritped…
CONCLUSION
It’s evident that Thomas has some big balls (both literally and metaphorically). He loves getting naked and he probably has no problem going full frontal in any scene.
So why haven’t we seen Thomas Sarbacher in a clear frontal naked scene yet?
Well I believe it’s not really up to him. Directors always aim for a certain aesthetic result, channels very often shy away from nudity, worrying they might scare off their conservative viewers. So they opt for a win win situation where they show nudity but it’s very brief and it’s there for whoever really wants to see it (and will probably make use of the pause button!)
Also it is still a bit of a taboo to show an actor with unusually small genitalia fully naked. The depictions of a micropenis (out of the script’s context) in cinema and TV are very rare. Unfortunately, in 2021, the audience is still shocked with the view of a micropenis. Actors with extremely small genitals usually avoid frontal nudity, get censored or they are denied to do it even if they want to.
Are small cocks censored from cinema and TV?
I would say yes. There is some kind of discrimination when it comes to casting actors. I believe that well endowed actors get the green light more often. However, there is a big community that loves smaller men, and it keeps growing! There are many people who are obsessed with micropenises and consider it a very sexy attribute.
Represantation is important.
It’s very important to see different body types be represented on TV. People of different body types need to feel represented in the movies or series they are watching. This should also apply to nude scenes. A man with a micropenis definitely feels awkward when he only sees huge cocks on TV.
Is there hope to see Thomas Sarbacher fully naked again?
Well, this is Germany. Anything can happen. Thomas still looks incredibly hot and I believe he would be up for the task. However, for the reasons I mentioned the possibilities for a clearly visible frontal are grim. I have to say though that I would love to see Thomas in a public nudity scene where he runs completely naked on the street or something like that. Or a sex scene. Well anything really. Please, Thomas? ❤
Back in 2000, in a movie called “Trixie”, Tyler was one of the first actors who ever showed their micropenis on a film. It was a scene where a group of men were forced stripped on gunpoint. Years passed and Tyler transformed into the hottest bear actor I have ever seen. While he kept on going naked in several scenes, he didn’t do any frontal nudity. In 2014, he starred in series “Deadbeat”, looking more handsome than ever. In a lengthy 2-minute scene, Tyler wakes up completely naked and hangover in a hotel room and spends the whole time naked. We see him lying on the floor with his legs open, but unfortunately IT’S CENSORED. Yeap, pixels everywhere. Why the hell would you go and censor this?
For the first time, you can see a screencap of this scene UNCENSORED.
There are NO WORDS to describe how sexy this is. I love every bit of him. His bearish cock, his little balls, his big thighs, his beautiful beard. Look how he’s lying with his legs open. Everything is exposed. Look at this massive hole, it’s amazing! Who wouldn’t wanna dive in there and start licking?
I am not even a bear myself. I just think there’s something overly sexy about this guy. There’s no other actor like him. Imagine if this whole scene was uncensored. I am sure Tyler doesn’t give a shit and loves to get naked. Showrunners probably don’t want to scare viewers off with nudity. I hope in the future we’ll be ready to embrace the beauty and sexiness of men like him and see more -explicit- nudity like this.
You can currently watch Ty in NBC’s medical drama “New Amsterdam”
I know that german hunk Daniel Rodic goes frontal in this scene but for me the spotlight here goes to Martin Neuhaus. In this scene, we see a group of men shower together. At some point, Martin enters wearing a towel which he immediately yanks to reveal his hairy mangina!
This is something that rarely happens in male nudity. I think it’s the first time an extremely overweight man, is shown completely naked, outside the context of comedy.
It’s so natural, I love it!
So bumpy!
His balls are extremely tiny and hard to see while his micropenis seems buried under his bush! Amazing…
Don’t you wanna grab this manly vag?
If you look closely, you can see his protruding tiny micropenis tip!
Martin deserves our respect. It takes a lot of guts to show your innie* in front of everyone. Hope to see more men of his type getting naked in the future.
*Innie Penis: A buried, or hidden penis that is partially or completely concealed beneath the scrotum or excess skin or fat in the pubic area.
+Bonus: Daniel Rodic frontal naked
Why is this unknown gorgeous guy leaving?
Sorry, but Daniel is just not my type. His body is completely hairless and he looks so inflated and puffy.
His dark-colored cock looks short but his head is quite fat making it look very weirdly shaped.
short but meaty
+ BONUS: Uncredited hot guy
This is by far the hottest guy in this scene. He has a nice belly and a cute little cock! Could’t find his name. Who is he?
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